90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

She thinks she’s Sofia Vergara. 

She’s espicey like Kung pow

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

With cold shoulders

For the love of God, I think every woman but Karine's mother has worn cold shoulders on the 90 Day franchise

[Kareem]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

At least she’s wearing clothes. Pao would just show up with some body paint...

Taking a moment from this fast paced thread to say DEAD.   

[Andi27]

Can Grandpa really get away with that Brazil hat in Columbia...

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

HAS NO ONE EVER HEARD OF SMALL TALK?? Why are Jennifer's grandparents grilling him about his intentions before they offer him a glass of water? 

I get the feeling this isn’t the first guy from the US she has brought to dinner.  

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Mierin said:

Me too!

😂

All the better so I can catch on fire with those sleeves!

[tvrox]

5 times? He’s had Colombian girls before 

[PityFree]

Five times to Columbia??? Other women?

[DVDFreaker]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe Tim’s secret is that he really doesn’t own his car.

I think Tim’s secret that he is actually married or still in love with his ex

Edited September 9, 2019 by DVDFreaker

[Gobi]

Uh oh!

[Eldemarge]

Okay, that is the most boring secret ever.

[Gigglepuff]

Ugh! That's his secret? 

[poeticlicensed]

Ok Tim has dated other women in Colombia..ding ding ding

[HappyDancex2]

Shouldn't Tim have crafted a story so he doesn't sound so guilty?   He had a previous relationship....BFD

[Pepper Mostly]

So here comes Tims big secret. 

Tim. If you are "scared" of how this trashy little trick is going to react....no hope. none. 

[blubld43]

Pleather pants.

[charmed1]

Damn it. That’s the secret? Welp. There goes my theory. What a letdown.

[LucyEth]

Just no Darcy

[Brooklynista]

That's Tim's secret? He dated a Colombian before? Seriously Grinch? Thats all you wanna tell us??

[PityFree]

Oh Darcy. I wish it were  possible for me to feel sorry for you.

[RichiesOlderBro]

That’s the secret???

I hate you TLC!

Major diss-a-pointment. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy gets a workout trying to pour herself into those trashy patent leather pants.

[Armchair Critic]

OMG tugging on that skin tight outfit. Did Darcey pack anything that looks appropriate outside the hooker stroll?

[Dance4Life]

That is an old school Latin food plate!

Meat, Beans, Rice.....AND, French fries!

I never understood the French fries and rice.  LMAO! 

When we eat espaghetti latino .....it is served with a side of white rice. 🤣

[Gigglepuff]

Darcey! We're not supposed to see how the sausage gets made! 

[peaceknit]

oh my god, why does everything have to be so EXTRA with Darcy??

[DVDFreaker]

I am waiting for Jennifer to throw her drink at him, I want to know why 

[usernameG]

I am tired of watching Darcy trying to squeezer herself in every outfit....

[Emkat]

Tom has moobs.

[Angry Moldovan]

Omg those pants, no Darzeeee no!

[Armchair Critic]

I hope she pops a silicone boob with that top!

[poeticlicensed]

WTF is Darcey wearing? She is going to get a UTI and a yeast infection

[Andi27]

Whoever mentioned AbFab before, Darcy would fit right in with Edina.

[VioletNevermind]

Bless your heart, Darcey.  From the pants, to the top, to the seven inches of boobs spilling out over the top, to the baby giraffe eyelashes, just bless your heart. 

[usernameG]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

OMG tugging on that skin tight outfit. Did Darcey pack anything that looks appropriate outside the hooker stroll?

Or anything that actually fits?

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcy thinks she looks sexy in her "sexy dominatrix" outfit from Party City. But then she tries to haul herself to her feet and shows every day of her forty plus years. Hahahahahahaha. 

[charmed1]

WTF Darcey? Are you trying to have a nip slip? Don’t answer that.

[hookedontv]

No, Darcy, no.

Ugh her comment about being down on one knee....

[Horrified]

Darcy is going to need a lot of Angel when she peels those pants off

[LennieBriscoe]

Tim's secret is even dopier than swallowing a quarter. (MAFS)

Edited September 9, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[Ellie Godfrey]

This episode is gross and TMI.

Darcey can't find clothes in her size??

[HappyDancex2]

Tom likes women with fake parts.  

[Dance4Life]

What the heck is Darcy wearing?

Is Hot Topic still open?  

[libgirl2]

Tom's ex looks uh.... "interesting".

[Andi27]

Who holds a champagne glass like that?! Classy!

[goofygirl]

Oh Darcy.... You are so in over your head!

[Frozendiva]

Tom's friends have a maleish vibe to them.

[VioletNevermind]

Tom’s ex looks like a pro.  He certainly has a type, I’ll say that for him. 

[usernameG]

Her boobs are about to pop out.

[Armchair Critic]

There is a puppet that looks like that dark haired woman, it's not Madame but I swear I have seen one by Jeff Dunham