90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[MegD]

19 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

20 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's holding his phone hostage? And what does she mean, time is running out? I thought she was absolutely done and dusted last night?

 

Her trip is ending and she is going to fly back to Alabama.  

Hey now! She's headed back to Georgia. She's not one of ours.

[aliya]

Just now, PityFree said:

This! I need my own space! I need a staging area of my very own! maybe if my future husband and I got a duplex or something that would work.

My father remarried a woman who had a small apartment building. He lived in one unit and she lived in another. They stayed married until she passed away, so maybe there's something to be said for a room of one's own.

[AussieBabe]

Tarik...go home. She doesn't like you or even want to be around you.

[itsadryheat]

OMG Tarik and the selfie stick

[Scarlett45]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

Anyone familiar with UK law? Is there anything stopping Rachel from getting married to and staying in England w/Jon? I realize she's got another kid, but apparently that isn't bothering her, so I'm not going to be worry about it either.

She said moving to England wasn’t an option for her because of shared custody with her ex. Which of course I understand. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tarik’s brother has a bad delivery but he is right on the money on content.

[charmed1]

Just now, itsadryheat said:

OMG Tarik and the selfie stick

Yes! He’s walking cringe. I can’t with Hazel’s scraggly Crystal Gayle hair.

[CoachWristletJen]

Tarik wants to see if she will put out before he proposes.

[lucy711]

I don't think I could stand hanging around with someone who always looks as miserable as Hazel.  Can't Tarik see that she's really not into him?

[Scarlett45]

“I’ve paid a lot of money for this resort...” 

SO?!!!

resorts generally cost money Tariq. 

[Straycat80]

Tarik go home to your daughter. Hazel hates you and can’t stand you even touching her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hazel, close the deal! 

[Frozendiva]

Tarik, Hazel isn't in to you.

[configdotsys]

Hazel is happy about the trip, not about Tarik. He's a maroon.

[Bees52]

But Tarik, didn't you invite your brother to come to Manila knowing he didn't approve of this woman? Now you have to get  away from him? You don't make any sense.

[Neurochick]

Tarik, the problem in your relationship is you and Hazel, you’re not meant to be.

Tarik doesn’t believe blood is thicker than water.  For Tarik, pu##y is more important than blood or anything.

Not a cultural thing, Tarik, Hazel can’t stand you.  Go back to th USA, plenty of Asian women here if that’s your fancy.

[snarkish]

Hazel: "I feel happy" (in the TH). Meanwhile, dead glazed over eyes...

[charmed1]

He’s going to propose? Has this dumb bastard even mentioned his child?

[Auntie Anxiety]

So now they’re in love? Oy, this is such cheese.

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Does England put criminals on parole like they do here? 

Our justice system is derived from English system.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Tariq looks like Barney Rubble.

[MegD]

Oh Tariq, she's just not that into you. She could not look less interested if she tried. If you aren't sure, the answer is no.

Hazel if you want the US, you're going to have to at least pretend to be interested in him.

[charmed1]

Barf!!!! That’s how you manipulate a kiss? What a dorky loser. I thought he was reaching in his bag for a condom.

[PityFree]

 Listen to that little voice Tarik!  it’s much smarter than you are!

[Straycat80]

Tarik will not propose unless she puts out. 

[aliya]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

He’s going to propose? Has this dumb bastard even mentioned his child?

I don't think she will care. She just wants to get out of the Philippines.

[CoachWristletJen]

Marta has kind of a bimbo voice.

[usernameG]

Even though he's not getting any, I still think Tarik will propose. 

[greekmom]

Hazel looks dead or depressed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If he puts on the fishnet top, she might find him sexy.

[Neurochick]

Hazel looks at Tarik and sees USA ??.

[Brooklynista]

Not saying she's gotta give it up,  but it looks real hinky that she has an out of wedlock son but won't be affectionate w Timberland because they aren't married. I wouldn't let him kiss on my either, but she needs a better reason.

[Baltimore Betty]

Oy, Tarik can not admit defeat. 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So now they’re in love? Oy, this is such cheese.

Smelly cheese.

[hoosiermom]

I would forget where I put the ring when he put it over the closet.

[milner]

Daya looks like Jesse with dark hair 

[Baltimore Betty]

What is that lumpy stuff under Marta's yellow shirt?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good role modeling, Marta. You don’t have to overshare with your daughter.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fuck sake. Marta! Give it up! You are too stupid to travel alone!

[usernameG]

Hazel is right. Tarik is chubby. I would LOVE to see the photos he used on his profile. 

All the people on this show are so filter heavy in their profile pics. 

[sconstant]

The way Daya talks is perfect for this show's editors      because she talks      with big pauses in between the parts        of the sentences         that can be used      for the editors          to put together different pieces of dialogue             however they want.

[iwasish]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

What is that lumpy stuff under Marta's yellow shirt?

More Marta.

[LilaFowler]

This show is a marketing tool for Google Translate.

[tincansailor981]

2 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Marta has kind of a bimbo voice.

She talks out of her nose

[Miss Chevious]

Oh no, another couple with the translator app!

[AussieBabe]

Yay...another Google Translate couple. Why would you buy a ticket without researching requirements to enter the bloody country?

[For Cereals]

Good job daughter Marta!  Researching what to wear is important!

[snarkish]

Google Translate via Skype. This beats Pole and Kreeny's communication skills. .

[hoosiermom]

How can you love someone you can't communicate with?

[Auntie Anxiety]

That app is getting so much free advertising from this show. Does TLC get product placement fees?