S08.E25: Quicksand

[druzy]

Special Time 8/7c

Javi gets some work news that puts pressure on his relationships with both Briana and Kailyn.

Leah reveals a secret about her and Jeremy.

Chelsea and Cole confront Adam’s parents for the first time since court.

(No mention of the Dumbfucks)

[monicageller]

I can only assume 'quicksand' is in relation to the Sinking Land. Which, heh heh heh. We can forgive the episode-titling people for not naming the last one 'Playing Family Ski Cabin' now. Their sins have been forgiven.

Edited June 18, 2018 by monicageller

[druzy]

[woodscommaelle]

"It's really obvious I'm right." Ew and lol all at the same time. Dude is fucking nuts.

Holy shit. Get out of that house, Vice President of the company.  That was frightening. 

I adore Cole. I think he's just a genuinely good guy.

Edited June 19, 2018 by woodscommaelle

[Isthisok]

David threatening the Vice President of the Esteemed Modular Homes Society with all the wrath of Jenelle’s followers, as he stands in the middle of his sinking, fancy trailer.

 

This is my favorite thing today. 

I’m so stoned. That chess piece got a big ol lopsided ass just like Bri does ?

[woodscommaelle]

Is Javi a hopeless romantic or just an idiot? I suppose he can be both. 

[A-Lo]

sOMG...I saw Javi at Littman Jeweler's in the Dover Mall awhile back and joked on here that I wanted to approach him to say "Step away from the engagement rings, Javi!".  Now it turns out he actually was purchasing an engagement ring for Brianna.  Meta moment!

Edited June 19, 2018 by A-Lo

[Mkay]

6 minutes ago, Isthisok said:

David threatening the Vice President of the Esteemed Modular Homes Society with all the wrath of Jenelle’s followers, as he stands in the middle of his sinking, fancy trailer.

 

This is my favorite thing today. 

I’m so stoned. That chess piece got a big ol lopsided ass just like Bri does ?

He Basically pulled the “Do you know who I am card” in a round about way.  I didn’t think my eyes could roll as much as they did. 

[Isthisok]

Sweet kite-surfing Jesus, Janelle’s segments are like a YouTube white trash skit. Their prepper stuff... I legit laughed so loudly and so passionately at their swamp woes that I fear I may have reopened a hernia. 

 

I want them living in the swamp, Naked & Afraid style while they wait on Dustin to get justice from the Modular Homes Association of Swampdick, NC. 

[FairyDusted]

22 minutes ago, Isthisok said:

David threatening the Vice President of the Esteemed Modular Homes Society with all the wrath of Jenelle’s followers, as he stands in the middle of his sinking, fancy trailer.

 

This is my favorite thing today. 

I’m so stoned. That chess piece got a big ol lopsided ass just like Bri does ?

I'm also stoned. DumbFucks still gave my the fucking creeps! *PPP*

Damn Bri is dumb

[Linny]

Leah has seemed like she's in a much better place lately, much more competent and composed, but hooking up with Jeremy is a bit of a backslide. He may have sincerely meant that apology to Leah, but I've seen and heard a lot of other things from him over the years that haven't impressed me much. I did love Leah owning up to their hookup, I appreciate that kind of honesty.

It's so important that Chelsea and Cole are a united front when it comes to Aubree. They're both trying to protect her from Adam's dismal situation while being sensitive to her feelings for Adam. And Watson steals every scene he's in, and he always seems so happy and engaged (especially in comparison to poor Ensley).

I'm not even going to pretend to care about Javi and Briana. We all know where this ends up. I hope he feels embarrassed for touting their deep special connection and how enduring it would be, because DUDE. I've had open cereal boxes in my pantry with a longer shelf life than these two.

God, David's such a douche. The vice president of the housing company (who wisely didn't consent to having his face, name, or company's name revealed on camera) was talking to David in a perfectly rational tone, but since he wasn't telling David exactly what he wanted to hear, David busted out the threats. It's so fitting that he stressed the weight of Jenelle's social media following; yes, having a broad reach is great, but it also means you can get in a hell of a lot of trouble when you use those platforms to make ignorant and reprehensible comments. Works both ways, asshole.

[CaliforniaLove]

2 minutes ago, Linny said:

Leah has seemed like she's in a much better place lately, much more competent and composed, but hooking up with Jeremy is a bit of a backslide. He may have sincerely meant that apology to Leah, but I've seen and heard a lot of other things from him over the years that haven't impressed me much. I did love Leah owning up to their hookup, I appreciate that kind of honesty.

It's so important that Chelsea and Cole are a united front when it comes to Aubree. They're both trying to protect her from Adam's dismal situation while being sensitive to her feelings for Adam. And Watson steals every scene he's in, and he always seems so happy and engaged (especially in comparison to poor Ensley).

I'm not even going to pretend to care about Javi and Briana. We all know where this ends up. I hope he feels embarrassed for touting their deep special connection and how enduring it would be, because DUDE. I've had open cereal boxes in my pantry with a longer shelf life than these two.

God, David's such a douche. The vice president of the housing company (who wisely didn't consent to having his face, name, or company's name revealed on camera) was talking to David in a perfectly rational tone, but since he wasn't telling David exactly what he wanted to hear, David busted out the threats. It's so fitting that he stressed the weight of Jenelle's social media following; yes, having a broad reach is great, but it also means you can get in a hell of a lot of trouble when you use those platforms to make ignorant and reprehensible comments. Works both ways, asshole.

I haven't watched yet, but to add to your point, would Jenelle really have THAT many followers in the market for a modular home? "Ooooh! Threaten me with the wrath of...a bunch of welfare dumbfucks who are dumber than you! I'm scurrrrrrred". 

[snarts]

I love that their plot of land is basically a swamp. The house is sinking, the pool is broken. Based on the photos of the crawl space, they'll soon have mold issues.

Adam's parents are delusional. I wonder if they're friends with the Edwards? It saddens me that Aubree has to visit them. I wouldn't trust them to protect her since they believe Adam can do no wrong. 

Briana is so gross. What is Javi doing with that engagement ring? She's never going to leave the coven for some man. I think their entire relationship was all a ploy just to get airtime.  

[FlowerofCarnage]

I missed most of it because I was unaware of the time change.

So, explain to me why Kail needs members of her Grenade posse to be present at a pick up?

So let me guess, because Chris didn't want to play house, nothing he does for Lux will ever be good enough?

If there is any justice in this world, the swamp will open up and swallow the house while Methsquatch and Jenelle are the only ones home.

Ran across this little gem on Twitter:

Edited June 19, 2018 by FlowerofCarnage

[JocelynCavanaugh]

There was just so much to love about these educated, self-aware young women making strides in the world tonight, but I'll hit a few of the highlights:

• Jenelle ordering survival supplies because "a world leader" and President Trump have both threatened to push the nuclear button. Did she not know Kim Jong Un's name, or was she just afraid to use it because he might sue her for slander?
• Briana belching as long as possible over her friend who was trying to speak, then giggling and saying "excuse me" like an especially unlikable adolescent. It reminded me I meant to FF her scene per usual.
• Leah smugly declaring "Ahalrdytoldumwehuktup" and then grinning like the cat that ate the canary. She's not 100% strung out on pillses these days but I'm not ready to give her the Most Improved Award just yet.
• Kailyn leaving her house full of randos and hangers-on while she takes her latest souvenir child to visit his father, declaring at least 27 times that she is about to throw up, but never throwing up. What does this mean? How does she arrive at these choices? There were more people in her house sitting around using her wifi and half-assedly responding to her rants than I've had in my home all year. 
• Chelsea asking her daughter if she had a "poop sandwich" for lunch. Not a high crime but pretty fucking gross. Sorry, not a fan of bathroom humor as a way to relate to children.

Now I will go back to my barren, childless life and sophisticated taste in reality shows and junk food.

[VioletNevermind]

Scenes like the one with Chelsea and Cole discussing the tensions with Aubrey’s father’s family are a clear indication (to me, anyway) that it is high time this show ended.  Ditto for Jenelle/Barbara/Jace and families like Ryan/Maci/Bentley and Carly and her adoptive family from Teen Mom OG.  It’s one thing when the kids are babies and not in school, but they’re old enough now to actually be affected by the “celebrity” and “fame” that this franchise attracts.  They’re no longer educating anyone about the dangers of teen pregnancy.  Now it’s just grown-ass adults fighting like animals while their children stare up at them in confusion.  I understand that it would be a tough decision to give up what I’m sure is a hefty salary, but there’s no way in hell I would allow my elementary school-aged child’s family business to be aired like this.  With each season that passes, I wonder just how long these mothers and fathers are going to allow this intrusion, all in the name of money.  I think most of us would agree that Chelsea, Jo, Corey, and Maci (eh, sort of) comprise the core of decent, responsible parents of this franchise.  I’m particularly disappointed in Chelsea (you know better, girlfriend).  As much as I know damn well that I’m going to keep watching, I’m disappointed in those four each time a new season begins.

THAT BEING SAID (because I am so, so weak) . . .

Javi needs to be on a wedding ring blacklist.  When he enters a jewelry store to buy a new ring, it’s an automatic refusal of service and a mandate to wait at least another six months to propose to his latest squeeze.  At least.

Kail was a nasty bat out of hell, as usual.  She is the biggest perpetrator of one of my pet peeves about these women: ranting and cursing in anger while holding/feeding their babies.  I’m sorry, but it’s so trashy.  I know they can’t understand the words, but no.  Just no.

David won the Asshole MVP Award tonight.  I think my neighbors heard me laughing when he pulled that “Do you know who I am?” bullshit about Jenelle’s Twitter followers.  He may be a big, powerful man physically, but he is a woefully insecure, grandstanding jackass in every other regard.

Edited June 19, 2018 by SuzyLee

[zenme]

So you're saying that all of Jenelle's trashy fans will take their modular home purchases elsewhere? Go ahead and roll the dice on that one, Mr. Vice Pres. 

[Rebecca]

Jen Edwards from Teen Mom even like, “whoa, Mrs. Lind is a next level enabler!” What the fuck is wrong with the Linds? How can they even deny his problems at this point? He’s been arrested so many times! His mom sounds literally crazy.

[Rebecca]

I’ll eat my fucking shoe if Briana even knows how to play chess. The tattoos were so dumb.

[zenme]

1 minute ago, Rebecca said:

I’ll eat my fucking shoe if Briana even knows how to play chess. The tattoos were so dumb.

That's exactly what I was thinking! I think it would be cute if they were both actual chess fans. Good thing is that Brianna's piece could easily be made into a penis. We all know she loves that!

[ClassyCourtHeels]

WTF did Swamp Donkey and Swamp Princess expect when they built their house in a marsh????

 

Was nice to see Javi calling Kail on her bullshit you're hurting the kids nonsense when she had a kid as a booty call to some random guy. 

Edited June 19, 2018 by ClassyCourtHeels

[zenme]

Wow. David has built and re-built houses. When? How does he have the time? Between the bong hits, jail stints, and terrorizing of pre-schoolers, he really is accomplished, and a jack of all trades. 

[CaliforniaLove]

7 minutes ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

WTF did Swamp Donkey and Swamp Princess expect when they built their house in a marsh????

Built? Didn't they basically decide to plop it down mid-swamp?...after David "leveled!!", "raked!!!", and "WORKED!!!!!" the land?

[ClassyCourtHeels]

2 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Built? Didn't they basically decide to plop it down mid-swamp?...after David "leveled!!", "raked!!!", and "WORKED!!!!!" the land?

Legoed their house? Does that fit better?

[heatherchandler]

The swamp house is like the Titanic!  I was hoping we could watch it split in two.  Kaiser gets the door-raft.

[BitterApple]

God, David is such a douchebag, he makes me want to punch the wall. If 12 inches of fill is standard, why did he allow the house to be put down on only four? 

Briana and Javi getting matching tattoos? Gag me. Leah sleeping with Jeremy? Gag me. 

The Coven's apartment is so cluttered and overcrowded it makes my skin crawl. I don't think they're dirty, but there is just shit EVERYWHERE.

Can someone also explain to me why Lux not having his own room precludes Chris from having overnight visits? Don't many parents put a crib in their bedroom so the baby is close by? Kail is such a bitter baby mama it isn't even funny.

[Mkay]

16 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

God, David is such a douchebag, he makes me want to punch the wall. If 12 inches of fill is standard, why did he allow the house to be put down on only four? 

Briana and Javi getting matching tattoos? Gag me. Leah sleeping with Jeremy? Gag me. 

The Coven's apartment is so cluttered and overcrowded it makes my skin crawl. I don't think they're dirty, but there is just shit EVERYWHERE.

Can someone also explain to me why Lux not having his own room precludes Chris from having overnight visits? Don't many parents put a crib in their bedroom so the baby is close by? Kail is such a bitter baby mama it isn't even funny.

She had Lux sleeping in her bed for a long time.  Not knocking that but if she is gonna call Chris out she better  be prepared to be called out for the same. She complained about the items they bought Lux.  She is never, ever going to be happy. 

 

When David said he built and rebuilt houses my husband said “Why, because he messed it up the first time?” Ha!

Edited June 19, 2018 by Mkay

[BitterApple]

1 hour ago, Rebecca said:

Jen Edwards from Teen Mom even like, “whoa, Mrs. Lind is a next level enabler!” What the fuck is wrong with the Linds? How can they even deny his problems at this point? He’s been arrested so many times! His mom sounds literally crazy.

I wonder if Stacia's broken arm was a lie as well?

[Stusan]

33 minutes ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Legoed their house? Does that fit better?

Hey, now, don't go dissing Legos.  The swamp donkey assuredly is not bright enough to build with those any more than he is bright enough to build with anything.

[CaliforniaLove]

Isn't Leah's home a modular as well? The holler definitely holds up better than a swamp.

Javi: *glazed over eyes* You [the cameras] better be there when I get back. That's all I'm saying. You [the cameras] better be there this time.

Is it true that Corey from the Challenge is the new Teen Mom? If so, Javi must be gutted. Tee-hee

[woodscommaelle]

7 hours ago, BitterApple said:

I don't think they're dirty, but there is just shit EVERYWHERE.

I do. 

Their place is gross. 

[alexa]

Can someone share more details on David and Jenelle's house problems?  I no longer watch, but am very curious about this.  I think I get the general idea, but more details would be great :-)

[jacksgirl]

I read comments before I watch, so I have no words to describe my excitement about the sinking house. I'm making popcorn for my viewing pleasure. 

[jacksgirl]

9 hours ago, zenme said:

So you're saying that all of Jenelle's trashy fans will take their modular home purchases elsewhere? Go ahead and roll the dice on that one, Mr. Vice Pres. 

Yes, my thoughts exactly. I don't deny any of these people and their social media barnacles, but do any of us really think that these barnacles are going to be buying modular houses?

[lilmarysunshine]

12 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Can someone also explain to me why Lux not having his own room precludes Chris from having overnight visits? Don't many parents put a crib in their bedroom so the baby is close by? Kail is such a bitter baby mama it isn't even funny.

She will grasp at anything to be able to control her kids and their fathers. That is a ridiculous argument. As if a baby not having his own room means he should not spend appreciable time with his dad? @@

The coven’s apartment is so cluttered because five of them live there. Can you imagine how cramped it is with the camera crew? And baby gear and toys take up a lot of room. Why do they continue to live together? Seems like Brianna and the kids could share an apartment and Brittany and the mom could. They are renting - they could even get neighoring apartments but they need more space!

Edited June 19, 2018 by lilmarysunshine

[IgnoranceisBLISS]

Just a couple of things:

• Am I the only one that doesn't see one drop of chemistry between Javi and Bri? It seems to be such a one-sided relationship. When she declared her excitement about him being there, I was like, "Girl, I am more excited that I actually have been able to take a shit after three days."  
• An engagement ring? LMAO!!!!!! I wonder if he gave the same ring to the chic he is engaged to now?
• I am not defending Kail but she was right about Javi creating the mess they were in because he chose to start dating her co-worker who is messy, #Javiisafamewhore
• I don't care how much you aren't getting along with your ex but if your chic is dissing your baby mama you may want to think twice or three times about really being in a relationship with her.  I wouldn't want my kid around some nasty thing that talking shit about me either. #TeamKailonthatone
• Kail was wrong for making a big deal about Lil Soapy's daddy not having a crib for him and complaining about the items that he purchased for Lil Suds
• Almost forgot!!!! Watching Bri walk from behind is horrendous! She actually has wings on her ass! Not a cute look.

 

• Chelsea is better than me because after that little diddy that was brought by Adam's mom with Aubrey, she would only be seeing her at the supervised visits
• I love Watson!!!

 

• David trying to blackmail the VP to fix his house was hilarious!! Do these dumbfucks know that you can catch more flies with honey and all that jazz?
• In that scene of just DF #1 and DF #2 talking about what kind of house he always wanted-they were both high, just high!

 

• I thought Leah's scenes were cute!

Edited June 19, 2018 by IgnoranceisBLISS

[NannyBails]

1 hour ago, alexa said:

Can someone share more details on David and Jenelle's house problems?  I no longer watch, but am very curious about this.  I think I get the general idea, but more details would be great :-)

Yes please!  Especially since I don't understand how a modular home company would be responsible for the condition of their land.    Someone mentioned something about fill, though, so is that the angle they are going for?  The company didn't put enough fill dirt/gravel/whatever in?

[ghoulina]

It really sucks that Chelsea had a mature, but appropriate conversation with her daughter about the state Adumb is in, and the fucking Linds have to go and ruin it with their enabling, excusing ways. THIS is why Chelsea needs to give them no more chances. They can't be trusted. The fact that his mom can sit there, with a straight face, and tell Cole that Adumb doesn't use drugs is mind-blowing, to me. I'm not going to blame addiction solely on parents, but this whole "my baby can do no wrong" shit sure doesn't help.

(I swear Chelsea has Cole listed in her phone the same way I have Mr. Ghoulina - "Hubbalicious"!)

 

Gracie learned that "hot mess in the morning" line from SOMEWHERE, Leah. How about setting a better example of what beauty is for your daughters? You can't douse yourself in makeup, take a million selfies, and then expect them to not aspire to be the same way. 

So is Leah kind of using Germy for sex, or what? He seems like he would really want to get back together and she's all, "I'm just not the same person I was when we fell in love". Okay, but apparently you're the same person who hopped on his dick. 

 

Jenelle's segments were boring. Her house is sinking, big fucking surprise. Should've post-n-beamed a house in that kind of terrain. But, here's the thing - that VP (or whomever) that came out there actually seemed concerned, as if some protocol wasn't followed on HIS end. But anti-social David couldn't even pick up on that. He's just cursing and threatening to sic social media on the dude. Yea, because that's how you get results. 

(And what was that David was rubbing around in his nose????)

 

It's pretty hypocritical of Kail to complain that Javi hasn't been with Bri very long, when she is constantly bringing new people around her kids. It doesn't matter if it's a romantic relationship or not. The kids aren't in the bedroom with you (at least I hope not). To them, it's just another person, in their life, that they're getting attached to. 

And Javi may be a douche in a lot of ways, but I'll never not love how he is with Isaac. That's "his boy". Not just Lincoln. It gets me every time. 

All that being said, Javi crazy. He needs to take a break from girls for a loooong time. He just falls way too hard, too fast. It was quite obvious, to me, that he's way more into Bri than she is into him. She didn't seem upset about his deployment AT ALL. Bri isn't a relationship girl. She's a club, hook-up girl. I seriously think she just dated Javi for the drama of it. 

And I have no words for her belching on camera. She's just NASTY. 

[Booger666]

Kail and her “I feel like I’m handing my baby over to a stranger”.  Yes Kail, if you have unprotected sex with strangers you will have babies with strangers.  She just went from bitch with a big ass to dumb bitch with a big ass.

Does anyone who follows Janelle’s IG know if she ever called out the modular home company?  If not I’m guessing they caved and fixed it for them.

On the news this morning a leading pediatrician said that frequent high levels of stress hormones in children rewires the brain, alters development, and is a form of child abuse.  Poor Kaiser immediately came to mind.  I really hope he goes to child care year round because he needs a break from his toxic environment as much as possible.

Edited June 19, 2018 by Booger666

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

There was entirely too much Briana on this episode. I had had enough and fast forwarded her scenes. I'm forever grateful for missing the belching. She's disgusting.

DF#1 and DF#2 make me cringe with second hand embarrassment. They need to go away for good. Hope the swamp swallows them up.

Adam's mother is something else. It's unfortunate the courts ruled she could still have visitation with Aubree.

[Mr. Miner]

36 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

(And what was that David was rubbing around in his nose????)

The moron POS was trimming his nosehair.

[Calm81]

Man, o’ Man, how I wished that all of jenelles “12 million” followers clicked the unfollow button during the airing of this episode last night. That would have been an AMAZING Fuck YOU to David and Jenelle.

[ghoulina]

11 hours ago, Linny said:

God, David's such a douche. The vice president of the housing company (who wisely didn't consent to having his face, name, or company's name revealed on camera) was talking to David in a perfectly rational tone, but since he wasn't telling David exactly what he wanted to hear, David busted out the threats.

I don't even think he UNDERSTOOD what the dude was saying. He went into it preparing for a fight. 

 

10 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

So let me guess, because Chris didn't want to play house, nothing he does for Lux will ever be good enough?

Oh my gosh, I totally forgot - the way they were trashing the "plain, white onsies" was so tacky! Who do they think they are????

 

10 hours ago, SuzyLee said:

Javi needs to be on a wedding ring blacklist.  When he enters a jewelry store to buy a new ring, it’s an automatic refusal of service and a mandate to wait at least another six months to propose to his latest squeeze.  At least.

Hahaha, this cracked me up! There should be some sort of detector that starts a siren and red light whenever he comes within 10 feet of a jewelry store! 

 

4 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

The moron POS was trimming his nosehair.

Ohhh. I didn't realize. My husband has a device for that (which he uses IN THE BATHROOM), but it didn't look the same at all. It looked like a little bottle with some sort of fluid in it. 

[Blissfool]

I thought it was funny how D and J kept referring to the guy as "the vice president of ____."

"We called the vice president of...."

"The vice president of ____ is coming tomorrow"

"I was running errands when the vice president of ____ came by"

"I told the vice president of ____...."

D and J think they're SO important. No disrespect to the guy, but the VP is probably the brother of the local owner, both of which run their two-man business out of a model modular home .

And J does nothing all day, but she had to "run errands" on the day of the VP visit?

I didn't hear D tell her that he used her social media presence to threaten the guy.

[AirQuotes]

I haven't read any of the thread yet. . . I'm jotting my thoughts as I watch

1)  It fills me with glee that Jen-yell's new house is falling apart and sinking into the swamp land.  It couldn't happen to two more deserving assholes.

2)  Watson is a breath of fresh air in this rotting cesspool of a show.  To see him so happy and engaged with the world around him is a remarkable for this bunch.

3)  Whoa!  Check out that huge bald spot on the back of Kailyn's baby's head!  That's caused by laying on their backs too much in car seats, swings, bouncers, and such.  I really don't care to hear Kailyn and Javi bickering over who is messier.

4)  Leah's girlses are too young to be wearing make-up on the regular!  Sure a cheer competition or special occasion but these girlses are wearing it daily and feeling like they must.

5)  It is inappropriate for Javi to be staying in Brianna's room with Nova around.  Brianna is so NOT into Javi and I cringe watching her interact with him.

6)  The way the neanderthal was talking to the representative from Clayton Homes...he is psycho.   I love the photoshopped ending sequence with the house sinking into mud!  How do we make that a gif?

7)  Matching tattoos.  Really?  Excuse me while I go throw up.

8)  Back to Chelsea, Cole and Aubree ~ when you try to figure out where assholes like Adam come from, look no further than their delusional parents.  

9)  Kailyn at the pick up ~ they could have given that baby a wheelbarrow full of gold and Kailyn would bitch about having to push it.  There was nothing wrong with anything in that bag.  They were just mocking for the sake of mocking.

[configdotsys]

I cannot wait to read the comments on this episode! Here's my take:

What was Jenelle talking about with “the Land” and that the builder said they were putting too much water on it when it was her ceiling that was cracked. I never lived in a house (have a condo) so I don’t really understand what’s going on there. The “vice president” sounded like the typical corporate, “We need to take care of this,” bs. David’s threats to go on social media must have had him shaking in his boots /sarcasm. and WTF? David wants to live in a shoe house and Jenelle says "Crazy cat lady?" To quote Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon."

Hey Jenelle, newsflash: if your world comes to an end, it probably won’t be due to some “nucular” event. Maybe you can find a Survival Guide for living with David. And get the toddler version and read it to Kaiser. Jenelle saying “nucular” made me want to smash the TV. 

Bitchface Kail doesn’t let Javi get a word in edgewise when talking about their issues, actually Kail's issues. She looks so pissed that Javi has such a great relationship with Isaac and Lincoln. You can see how happy he was to see them and how happy they were to see him. I’m not understanding what the big deal is that Chris wants to see Lux? Isn’t that a good thing? Her and her bitch friend ragging on the stuff they sent back with Lux made me sad for some reason. Maybe that was what they could afford, you fucking bitches. "They couldn't get a color" for the onesie just enraged me for some reason. YOu know how some things when you hear, send you from zero to sixty and you kind of know why but are surprised at how angry you got? That was me watching these two bitches in the car. 

I think all this giggly playing with the kids that Kail does is for the benefit of the cameras. I don’t think she is mean to her kids but she’s totally impatient and I bet that comes out when the cameras are not around.  

I can’t stand Leah and frankly, other than Ali, I don’t like her kids either. I think they are unruly and would lose my mind if I had to be around them. Sorry, but asking the kid if she is okay with just one birthday party? How about saying, “We’re having one party this year.”  I don’t buy the heart crap that Jeremy attributes to Addie. She can’t sit still long enough to articulate a coherent sentence. I have zero interest in whether or not she and Jeremy get back together so next week I will be back to forwarding when she is shown.

In every episode that I watch, Nova looks absolutely miserable. It doesn’t look like she’s neglected and I get the “all the attention goes to the baby” thing, but outside of that she lacks the happy look of a child. She’s just so straight faced and it looks like you would have to struggle mightily to get a genuine happy laugh out of her and probably would not be successful. 

Javi getting teary about being deployed because he’s leaving his girlfriend of a half an hour behind? Um, this is what you signed up for. Those benefits have strings attached. What was up with "The guy that was supposed to go on this deployment can't go" business? Maybe the military has changed but anyone I know that went in (my husband was in the Navy back in the day) there was no such thing. You did what they told you to do. You didn't say "I can't go, find someone else." Odd. 

He’s so clingy, afraid that Briana is going to leave him when deployed. This is the shit he worries about? He’s like a 14 year old going away to sleepaway camp and is terrified of being away from their first love. How old is Javi now? 26 or something? Stop being so fucking fragile. It’s so incredibly unattractive in my view but his following probably thinks it is adorable. Bleh. An engagement ring? Oy vey!

Chelsea calls Cole to ask if he’s almost done working and then proceeds to start to tell him about her day, something she can do when he gets home. So stupid. Reminds me of some of the gals I work with or see on public transport who call their spouse/SO/whoever and all you hear them say is 'What are you doing?" Then they say, "Nothing," and then there's a bunch of silence. Why call someone for no reason? Argh!!!

Off topic a bit: every time I see Chelsea’s house, I think, “If that was my house, the first thing I would have done was put a fence up. 

I never liked Chelsea but I truly feel for her re: all she is going through with Adam. His mother is the typical, “My baby boy can do no wrong” even though he’s a druggie and probably has stolen from them to support his habit. She was a stupid girl to get involved with him and young women would be wise to take note of what she is dealing with all these years later and how heartbreaking it is for her.

Ensley doesn’t look like a happy baby.  Maybe it’s just me but I have a lots of friends with kids of all ages and their babies, even the very young ones, engage and smile and whatever. Even the less animated babies still engage with their parent or smile at the sight of a piece of cake or while eating something sweet. Every time I see Kaiser, I feel so terrible for him trapped in that house. No one pays attention to him. That poor, poor boy.

[Mr. Miner]

Karl, Quay and Bone trying to find some random street corner looked so stupid.

Nova seems to have Devoid's mannerisms.

Lydia's lips are even bigger than Javi's, at one point it looked like she was trying to hide them.

[Brooklynista]

Fuck Kail and her bullshit "you don't know what this girl is going to do behind your back". 

I almost jumped  off my couch when Javi had his comback ready "I didn't know what you were going to do behind my back and we were married".

BURN!!!  I cannot stand Javi but man, it's about time somebody put that bitch on blast. 

[ghoulina]

27 minutes ago, Blissfool said:

And J does nothing all day, but she had to "run errands" on the day of the VP visit?

I thought that was kind of weird and that there must be more to it...but I couldn't figure out just what. 

[suzeecat]

9 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Javi: *glazed over eyes* You [the cameras] better be there when I get back. That's all I'm saying. You [the cameras] better be there this time.

LOL, I see what you did there, Californialove!

If there was ever any doubt about the scarcity of brain cells with these two, those asinine tattoos sealed the deal.  Who gets their body permanently altered based on a two-minute relationship?  AND, decides to make it something as stupid and ugly as a chess piece?  Is that a nod to the game they're playing with their fame-whore-ism?