S07.E16: Big Buddha Brawl

[Tara Ariano]

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Tensions continue to rock Dorit and Erika in Hong Kong. Lisa Rinna and Eileen pick a side as Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle watch in shock. Also: The ladies visit the Buddha, but the madness continues at an explosive dinner.

[biakbiak]

3 minutes ago, Tara Ariano said:

Lisa Rinna and Eileen pick a side as Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle watch in shock.

So vague! I wonder who they will possibly choose!

[notnowimbusy]

I think they back Dorit by saying she meant nothing mean in what she said.

[ElDosEquis]

On ‎3‎/‎20‎/‎2017 at 2:34 PM, biakbiak said:

So vague! I wonder who they will possibly choose!

The side that has the best gossip?

[Neurochick]

All I know is, I can't stand listening to Dorito's voice/accent/whatever.

[Bronzedog]

I hate a fricking, random miss idle attack.  Not as much as I hate a fricking phony accent, though.

[scenicbyway]

Anyone else completely seasick watching them fighting it out on the boat?  I would've hopped over the side hours ago. Ugh.

[dosodog]

LVP and Kyle.  The looks!  The heads going back and forth!  Total popcorn and coke moment!

Erica.  Up until today you bored me, made me roll my eyes and scratch my head at your total inconsistencies. Tonight I felt intense dislike towards you.  Smug, lying, totally full of shit.  If you weren't over, you should have said so.

Shut the fuck up Rinna.  YOUR smug look was so ugly.  Eileen.  Shut up.  Both if you laughed over the underwear.  I'm done with both of you.  

Dorit.  Totally nailed Erika's whiny, nasally voice.  And all it took was pinching your nose!  I did it too.  It works!  

Ericka.  You're not cold.  You don't build walls.  You're just an average, ordinary, garden variety snob.  It's about you.  It's about your feelings.  You really don't care about anyone.  You just want people who fawn over you and don't dare challenge.

Rinna.  I'm beginning to think you do have a drug addiction.  You're way too casual about xanax.  And the husband gets brought up. How come you didn't ask Ericka if her husband trusts her?

Bleh.  This episode made me love LVP and Kyle more.  And made me write off Rinna, Eileen and Ericka.

Cocaine?  Did you not just have a conversation where you beat up Dorit for spreading rumors and you bring up cocaine?  That's unbelievable. 

Edited March 22, 2017 by dosodog

[Neurochick]

Is Dorit American?  Why does she talk like a Madonna wannabe?

Why were Dorit, LisaV and Kyle screaming like idiots in that gondola?

Edited March 22, 2017 by Neurochick

[Mindthinkr]

7 minutes ago, scenicbyway said:

Anyone else completely seasick watching them fighting it out on the boat?  I would've hopped over the side hours ago. Ugh.

         Absolutely agree. You can't even use a Scopolamine patch because they do not mix with alcohol!!! 

Edited March 22, 2017 by Mindthinkr
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[FlyingEgret]

Is Dorit wearing figure skates without the blades? 

[Neurochick]

Why was Dorit talking shit about Erika's glam squad, when Dorit had a makeup artist traveling with her too?

And LisaR needs to STFU.

Edited March 22, 2017 by Neurochick

[Pickles]

Rinna definitely looks like she is wearing a wig in her talking heads. 

[tinaw]

Omg, Dorit is crazy.  Every conversation Dorit was in she brought up Erika and the no underwear. How is that Erika's fault

Dorit complains that Erika has a glam squad now we see Dorits squad. really!!

I hope Dorits is one and done. And she takes that horrible accent with her.

Edited March 22, 2017 by tinaw
Stupid auto correct

[Snappy]

Just when I thought I couldn't dislike Rinna any more, I'm proven wrong.

Why does Erika feel the need to name drop all her designers? Oh wait, I know, insecurity. She loves dishing it out but she sure can't take it.

[escapetoreality]

I think the glass-bottomed gondola looked terrifying. Would also have screamed shamelessly.  And Erika is the least relatable HW ever. 

[Chicklet]

These women just annoy the crap out of me. Who does this? Who argues at a nice restaurant over shit that could have been taken care of months ago if they had bothered to be real humans and not saving things for ON CAMERA CONFRONTATIONS!

Excuse my yelling.

[scenicbyway]

1 minute ago, Snappy said:

 

Why does Erika feel the need to name drop all her designers? Oh wait, I know, insecurity. She loves dishing it out but she sure can't take it.

Maybe she gets the clothes for free in exchange for promotion?  It's not like she's wearing these outfits twice.

[Chicklet]

Wait, one doesn't wear undies under a short skirt by accident?  Why has Erika not bothered to mention all this months before this? She's acted fine with Dorit.  And Rinna watching and self-satisfied nodding and not shutting up is beyond.

[kdl88]

Whatever you think of any of these women, Dorit's defense of PK (while they were on the boat) was vile. 

[Pickles]

Rinna needs to disappear from the face of the earth. 

Erika is coming unhinged. 

[nexxie]

Yikes - did Erika get into Rinna's pill baggie?!

[scenicbyway]

Poor choice of words by Eileen and Erika was already worked up.  That's unfortunate.

[Chicklet]

Forget Scary Island, this is Scary Restaurant.

[nexxie]

10 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

These women just annoy the crap out of me. Who does this? Who argues at a nice restaurant over shit that could have been taken care of months ago if they had bothered to be real humans and not saving things for ON CAMERA CONFRONTATIONS!

Excuse my yelling.

Sure hope the other diners were warned in advance - and given a free meal!

[escapetoreality]

Erika's glam squad should all be fired STAT. Makes you wonder if they are all laughing at her. And we knew months ago that her big line would relate to her son -- although probably could as well relate to Tom. 

[lunastartron]

14 minutes ago, tinaw said:

Omg, Dorit is crazy.  Every conversation Dorit was in she brought up Erika and the no underwear. How is that Erika's fault

Dorit complains that Erika has a glam squad now we see Dorits squad. really!!

I hope Dorits is one and done. And she takes by barb horrible accent with her.

Why did Erika say the issue was resolved and finished for her repeatedly and that she had zero problem with Dorit all season long if neither of those statements were true?

Edited March 22, 2017 by lunastartron

[racked]

17 minutes ago, tinaw said:

Omg, Dorit is crazy.  Every conversation Dorit was in she brought up Erika and the no underwear. How is that Erika's fault

Dorit complains that Erika has a glam squad now we see Dorits squad. really!!

I hope Dorits is one and done. And she takes by barb horrible accent with her.

Lol what? Dorit looks completely calm and sane compared to Erika. Maybe Erika's giant walls are up to hide that behind them is a turn of the century insane asylum. Girl is bananas. 

Lisa Rinna crossed the line to truly pathetic, she's more desperate than Aviva, my previous bar for desperation. 

Edited March 22, 2017 by racked

[Snappy]

I don't care for PK but I understand Dorit defending him. Erika never even sees Tom and she's concerned about how Pantygate, from way back, will affect him. Of course, if he's okay with his wife exposing herself on stage, why would he care about her exposing herself anywhere else? Sorry if I sound snarky, but I hate hypocrisy, and Erika and Rinna are the biggest hypocrites going!

[TexasGal]

Wow, Erika lost her mind.  Eileen  has been up her butt since day one, how could she think Eileen was attacking her son.  Ridic.

Because it can't be said enough, stfu Rinna.

[Pickles]

Rinna is vile and hateful. 

[scenicbyway]

Eileen has been Erika's greatest ally and defender.  Holy overreaction.  Nerve or not it's ridiculous.

[cyberfruit]

Jesus christ, that episode was a lot.

[100PercentPain]

Haven't finished yet but holy CATS, I never thought someone could make me side with Dorit but Erika, Rinna and Eileen accomplished it. What a bunch of harpies. 

And fuck Lisa Rinna especially. I have known so many girls like her, gleeful that someone else is finally in the hot seat because for once it's not them. She's not sympathetic to being ganged up on, she's relishing someone else being in that position and smugly throwing around her bony middle fingers. How old is this woman? I can't believe I ever liked her. 

[Sarcastica]

Holy shit. 

I am still clutching my pearls after watching that episode.

What the fuck???? Hahahahaha. 

[Snappy]

Rinna is WACKED. Oh wait, we already knew that, but it had to be said.

[tinaw]

4 minutes ago, lunastartron said:

Why did Erika say the issue was resolved and finished for her repeatedly and that she had zero problem with Dorit all season long if neither of those statements were true?

When did Erika repeatedly bring up the underwear? Dorits brought it up all season long. Yes Erika went off on Eileen. And that was wrong. But Dorits is the instigator for underwear gate. Period

[Jack Terrier]

It's official.  I don't like Erika at all.

I feel physically sick after that shit Rinna pulled.  Seriously, physically sick.  Worse than Tamra/Gretchen sick.

Rinna is a disgusting pig.

[LilaFowler]

Erika looked and seemed insane.  I mean, I must admit: every time Eileen opens her mouth to interject something that will undoubtedly be unhelpful, I always think "shut up shut up shut up".  This time, though?  Way to make a mountain out of a molehill.  WTF was Erika on???

[whydoievencare]

Lisa Rinna is such an unrelenting piece of shit - unrelenting!  I can't believe how hard Erika went after Eileen - poor choice of words on Eileen's part, but Erica kept going on and on about it.  If Erika doesn't really have any female friends - it would seem that's all on her - not on how every other woman is such a bitch.  Erika's a pretty big bitch herself.  

[Sai]

There have been housewives that I've hated put Rinna takes the cake.  She's disgusting.  I despise her.

[DeeplyShallow]

Rinna is a trashy, low class, phony, unattractive, horrible excuse for a human being.

[FlyingEgret]

Rinna finally ate something that shut her up for 10 seconds.  That has to be the biggest shocker of the night, right?

Edited March 22, 2017 by FlyingEgret

[KikiBda]

 Lisa R is awful...good lord.  The coke question ? Dorit should have been like 'No, I certainly would have invited you if I was, I know you are into drugs' ?

[escapetoreality]

Well at least we have a crazy Kevin production to look forward to.

[farmgal4]

OMG.  I need a Xanax.

[thesnarkiest]

Erika has issues for sure. She could not handle Dorit being defended, so she viscously goes after Eileen and I don't even like Eileen. 

Rihanna is a piece of shit nothing new there, she disgusts me.

[100PercentPain]

2 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

 Way to make a mountain out of a molehill.  

Do you mean a holemill? (TM Ramona.)

[WireWrap]

38 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Is Dorit American?  Why does she talk like a Madonna wannabe?

Why were Dorit, LisaV and Kyle screaming like idiots in that gondola?

Kyle is terrified of heights! I think Dorit is as well and I don't remember Lisa screaming, just teasing and laughing.

5 minutes ago, Pickles said:

Rinna is vile and hateful. 

I so wanted to punch that smug smile off of her face!

[cyberfruit]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

Erika looked and seemed insane.  I mean, I must admit: every time Eileen opens her mouth to interject something that will undoubtedly be unhelpful, I always think "shut up shut up shut up".  This time, though?  Way to make a mountain out of a molehill.  WTF was Erika on???

The biggest issue on this show is that no one knows when to shut the hell up. Eileen accidentally got caught in the crossfire trying to mitigate the situation and became the target of misdirected anger, but as soon as Erica turned on her she should have said, "I'm sorry!" and then buttoned her lip. Erica would have probably have continued to unravel because her ultimate trigger was revealed, but on the flip side, Erica might have also calmed down if Eileen, and everyone else around her, had shut the hell up.

I would have been as silent as Dorit, and I don't even like the woman.