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S07.E05: Amnesia Appetizers


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Female rejuvenation is the topic for Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle and a plastic surgeon. Also: Lisa Rinna and Erika meet Eden, daughter of hairstyling luminary Vidal Sassoon; Dorit hosts a dinner bash; and tensions rise at a luncheon at Camille Grammer's house.

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Tensions rise at a luncheon at Camille's house.  Yes!!!!  Another meal from hell at Camille's house, can't wait, although I can't imagine anything topping a dinner party with a liquored up unfiltered Allison Dubois.

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PK is a blowhard full of hot air, can't stand him.  Dorit is hapless and harmless, but can't stand her or the way she talks (or her mothering, from what I have seen).  Never been able to stand Lisa R, think of one original thought without repeating overused cliches or just shut up!  What a crummy cast.

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Lisar: Farrah Fawcett's hair was also iconic, but it was left behind in the 70's.

Simply because something is iconic, doesn't mean it will *never* look dated.

It looks good on her, but a little bit of an update wouldn't hurt.

Also: squint a little and Eden looks like Brandi!

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Count me in the group hoping PK and Dorito are one and done. He's a snob and she's a dipshit. Her memory is perfect remembering the pantygate incident but doesn't remember a conversation that happened after that. And I guess she's the underwear police now after telling Eileen she was glad she had her underwear on at the beach walk that didn't happen. 

Why do these women keep bringing up stuff that happened last season. So what if Eileen didn't tell everybody her mother died, that's her business. And the Muchhausen ( I know it's spelled wrong) fight has been fought to death. Just stop! 

Please don't tell me Eden is going to be a housewife now. She seems like a bore. I wouldn't mind Camille coming back though. Nice house porn too. 

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They're really trying hard to get some kind of drama going this season.  I'm not saying Brandi should come back but one of these ladies needs to step up to the plate and take the role of the sh*t-stirrer.  It looks silly when you can see them all desperately making a mountain of an anthill.  

My favorite part was seeing 2 unopened bottles of Veuve in Kyle's refrigerator.  POP!

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6 minutes ago, CouchTater said:

It irks me when people use the passive tense, as with Eileen saying re: the passing of her mother: "It was brought up..."   Um, no, your girl Lisa R. brought it up at a table of strangers, without prompting. She's who Eileen needs to address. 

I agree! LOL And they were trying to pas it off as Lisa manipulating/controlling PK/Dorit instead.

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Why did Eileen (our new self-anointed Teller of Truths) tell Dorit that Rinna had texted her about telling Dorit and PK at their dinner party that Eileen had lost her mother shortly before the last season finale, but hadn't told anyone but Rinna and "one other person?"  And that Dorit and PK thought Eileen was wrong in not telling the others, and also that Lisar believed they were using Eileen's bereavement as an explanation for why she and LVP couldn't understand each other? First of all, who texts anything that long and complicated? Second, didn't we see the two of them discussing the dinner party face-to-face? Third, why should Eileen give a damn what PK and Dorit thought about how she decided to handle her mother's death, or their opinion on her interactions with LVP? Fourth, when Eileen's "controntation" of Dorit for having opinions that Eileen objected to fell flat because, as Dorit quite candidly told her, Dorit didn't remember all the random and not-very-important things that were said during dinner, why didn't Eileen just let it all go? If her problem was she didn't want Dorit to think certain things about her, and Dorit (even if she had those opinions at the dinner party) no longer thought those thoughts, isn't the problem solved?

And yes, the whole thing began with Lisar flapping her gums, and then telling -- I mean "texting" Eileen with all the mean things Dorit and PK said in response.

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Dorit can just shut the fuck up with that "I don't recall" bullshit....she and PK were very outspoken in their opinions about Eileen and her grief (and Rinna's as well).  And, why the hell was Rinna bringing up Eileen in a conversation about her own father, anyway?  The whole thing was so contrived.  First, they started out with dinner guests all around the table.  Then, we see another shot of the table and only PK, Dorit, Rinna and that other guy (I know he's some kind of reporter/writer or something, isn't he) were the only ones at the table - where did all the other guests go?

I was holding out hope for Dorit, and found PK to be mildly amusing until tonight's episode.  After tonight, I think they are insufferable snobs and/or pretentious phonies.  And, PK is a fucking wanker (thank you, Ken Todd....).  "Let's let the 'have-nots' see how the 'haves' live?"...was that PK who said that or one of their rent-a-guests?  The guests all looked like they came from Central Casting, for a modern-day version of a "Great Gatsby" dinner.  

Is Boy George PK's only client?  I wouldn't be bragging too much about that, if that's the case.

I disagree with Rinna that maybe LVP told PK and Dorit about her drama with Rinna and Eileen.  I think that Dorit and PK studied past seasons and bring themselves up to date.  

I hate to say it, but I kind of liked Erika tonight.  She was calm, she was fairly polite, but she does shoot from the side.  You don't even know when she's throwing down with you it comes out so unobviously.  Good for her for calling Dorit out in a calm, collected manner.  Eileen gets in her own way with her words and can't make herself understood.  

Loved Camille's new house - wish we could see more of her and her house porn!!  

Loved the scenes with Kyle and her family - they do seem to have their shit together.  Surprised we haven't seen Portia yet, though...maybe Kyle is keeping her behind the camera for a while?  

Very little LVP tonight....I guess we had to have the set up for Eden Sassoon - who has some major duck lip going on - it's hard to understand her.

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10 minutes ago, enchantingmonkey said:

They're really trying hard to get some kind of drama going this season.  I'm not saying Brandi should come back but one of these ladies needs to step up to the plate and take the role of the sh*t-stirrer.  It looks silly when you can see them all desperately making a mountain of an anthill.  

No I agree with you on this.   I'm not saying I miss Brandi at all because by the end of her run she worn me out and worn out her welcome.  But Yes these women are trying too hard to create drama out of nothing.  There is different between petty good drama vs petty bland drama. 

I wouldn't mind if Eileen,  Lisa R.,  and Dorit were fired after this season because they can't seem to generate storyline organically that is remotely entertaining IMO.  

The last 3 out of 4 seasons has been struggle city to get some good drama going on this show and it's obvious.  So now they are resorting to repeated drama from seasons past and who's not wearing panties -  boring! 

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Here is a novel concept... how about no drama...just let things happen organically...maybe just get all the women drunk and let them loose.

I guess Dorit realized she couldnt get at erika..so she focused on eileen :)

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2 minutes ago, BlackMamba said:

No I agree with you on this.   I'm not saying I miss Brandi at all because by the end of her run she worn me out and worn out her welcome.  But Yes these women are trying too hard to create drama out of nothing.  There is different between petty good drama vs petty bland drama. 

I wouldn't mind if Eileen,  Lisa R.,  and Dorit were fired after this season because they can't seem to generate storyline organically that is remotely entertaining IMO.  

The last 3 out of 4 seasons has been struggle city to get some good drama going on this show and it's obvious.  So now they are resorting to repeated drama from seasons past and who's not wearing panties -  boring! 

Yes, don't blame anyone other than Rinna and Eileen for this, they are the ones reaching for storylines, get rid of them but no Brandi either. As for Dorit, so far I could care less if she/PK come back but their reaching isn't uncommon with newbies.  

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4 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

Rinna threw out her fathers death and then threw out Eileen's mothers death with no connection to anything that happened last season, she generalized it/them, which then made it sound like it happened when they filmed the regular season, well before the reunion, so I get where PK/Dorit were confused by it. But this is what Rinna does, she throws out these comments without connection/full explanation then gets mad when others react to her misinformation. PK/Dorit may be snobs/idiots but they were dealing with someone who starts shit then blames others for her actions, which she did again tonight. Rinna was the one to bring up her father's/Eileen's mom's death then quickly blamed PK/Dorit for doing it to Eileen! LOL

Exactly where was that Lisa R's place to start talking about Eileen's tragedies??  That's why I feel in a way along with Eileen's tweets from tonight,  she and Eileen concocted something to make Dorit look foolish and Dorit of course took the bait.   Dorit has a problem with talking too much and while attempting to be a know it all.   Why not make her look stupid after how Dorit has been carrying on about pantygate. 

4 minutes ago, islandgal140 said:

Lawd, Dorit is bringing the shade to Erika. 

Lordt that was funny when she said Erika's singing career is only a hobby ?

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5 minutes ago, islandgal140 said:

Been calling Dorit Dorita but maybe I should be calling her ass Dory. 

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What the hell were Kyle and LVP doing to their faces?

Camille had a TH!!!

Lawd, Dorit is bringing the shade to Erika. 

It looked like laser dermabrasion/resurfacing.

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I thought Orchid Guy was going to be the most annoying thing about this episode. Then PK opened his mouth. 

Why was Rinna working in an eyeglass store when she was on DOOL??

So is Camille being brought in to let the new girls know they could be replaced? Because Eden? Seems like a hot mess. Kim Richard's shitty movie made everyone turn to drugs and now your sister is dead? Way to name-drop your family tragedy.

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I Actually don't mind Dorit.  While I wouldn't have handled the conversation with Eileen in the same manner (I would not have denied the conversation) I did love how she summarized, shutting Eileen down when she realized how much of an issue she was going to make about it.  Eileen looks for the smallest slight and then harps on it repeatedly. 

That said, PK is a pompous douche.  

Did anyone else mistake dinner party  publicist Elliott with Erika's husband Tom?  I couldn't figure out why he was there without her.

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4 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

Why was Rinna working in an eyeglass store when she was on DOOL??

Damn I missed that! 

Lisa must was underpaid the time when she first started on Days.  At the time the star leading ladies were Deidre Hall and Crystal Chappell.   When Crystal left,  Lisa got bumped to being a lead playing opposite to Robert Kelker Kelly as his onscreen love interest.  I wonder when she audtion for Days while working at the eyeglass shop.   Hmm.  That would be a good question to as her on Twitter or the reunion. 

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43 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Dorit can just shut the fuck up with that "I don't recall" bullshit....she and PK were very outspoken in their opinions about Eileen and her grief (and Rinna's as well).  And, why the hell was Rinna bringing up Eileen in a conversation about her own father, anyway?  The whole thing was so contrived.  First, they started out with dinner guests all around the table.  Then, we see another shot of the table and only PK, Dorit, Rinna and that other guy (I know he's some kind of reporter/writer or something, isn't he) were the only ones at the table - where did all the other guests go?

I was holding out hope for Dorit, and found PK to be mildly amusing until tonight's episode.  After tonight, I think they are insufferable snobs and/or pretentious phonies.  And, PJ is a fucking wanker (thank you, Ken Todd....).  "Let's let the 'have-nots' see how the 'haves' live?"...was that PK who said that or one of their rent-a-guests?  The guests all looked like they came from Central Casting, for a modern-day version of a "Great Gatsby" dinner.  

Is Boy George PK's only client?  I wouldn't be bragging too much about that, if that's the case.

I disagree with Rinna that maybe LVP told PK and Dorit about her drama with Rinna and Eileen.  I think that Dorit and PK studied past seasons and bring themselves up to date.  

I hate to say it, but I kind of liked Erika tonight.  She was calm, she was fairly polite, but she does shoot from the side.  You don't even know when she's throwing down with you it comes out so unobviously.  Good for her for calling Dorit out in a calm, collected manner.  Eileen gets in her own way with her words and can't make herself understood.  

Loved Camille's new house - wish we could see more of her and her house porn!!  

Loved the scenes with Kyle and her family - they do seem to have their shit together.  Surprised we haven't seen Portia yet, though...maybe Kyle is keeping her behind the camera for a while?  

Very little LVP tonight....I guess we had to have the set up for Eden Sassoon - who has some major duck lip going on - it's hard to understand her.

Don't forget Morticia Adams, sitting on the other side of Dorit.  She was posing for all she was worth.

Didn't catch PK's comment.  He can just fuck off with that comment.  It's a lot easier to be a "have" when you file multiple bankruptcies.  I reverse my opinion - this piece of shit, with a very unposh accent, is a complete and utter snob. 

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22 minutes ago, BlackMamba said:

If you have a twitter and love HWs this is the person worth following ?

Only if you dislike his targets.  Otherwise, he's pretty unlikable.

25 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

I thought Orchid Guy was going to be the most annoying thing about this episode. Then PK opened his mouth. 

Why was Rinna working in an eyeglass store when she was on DOOL??

So is Camille being brought in to let the new girls know they could be replaced? Because Eden? Seems like a hot mess. Kim Richard's shitty movie made everyone turn to drugs and now your sister is dead? Way to name-drop your family tragedy.

Google tells me that Rinna started DOOL the same year she says she was working at the eyeglass store.  So she may have met him right before she got her big break.

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