Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[cdp73]

At first I thought it was banana pudding, covered in cheese.  I wouldn't put it past the Duggars to make such an abominable combination.

[Lunera]

4 minutes ago, heatherrrrz said:

I was laughing at all the comments on his post "what, you can't cook your own meal?" it's so FREAKING true. He probably sits at home and barks at her "Jill, where's my dinner?"

I got told I was hateful for posting on their picture with pistol pete that I was sad their children would never get to go to college. "An education isn't necessary" Sure, Jan.

I was laughing at the ones saying that it looked yummy and that Jill should post the recipe.

Derick probably posted the Roosevelt quote in response to the education comments. Probably wanted to make Jill feel better for her lack of education but the thing is the Duggars don't even know the true meaning of the bible either.

[BitterApple]

Really, Derelict? Your wife is yugely pregnant and you can't give her a break and take your lazy ass to Chik Fil A to pick up some dinner? I hope that nasty ass slop casserole gave him the runs.

And no Derelict, a dinner consisting of sodium, saturated fat and preservatives isn't healthy.

[emma675]

I threw up in my mouth a little looking at the pic of Jill's casserole. But, on the other hand, Derrick is so freaking skinny that all of those carbs and fat might help him out (I can't justify the sodium content, though). 

[Booey]

I think we just found the cause of Derrick's mysterious gag reflex illness.

[xwordfanatik]

2 hours ago, WhineandCheez said:

First, that meal looks beyond disgusting, a gloppy mess.  Its like Shit On A Shingle was made Mexican somehow and put into a casserole.

As a reply to Derrick's latest Pearl of Wisdom, we have for your enjoyment, a sample of the intellect of your average Duggar leghumper.

Pathetic, both that disgusting photo & the comment.  Jeez Louise!

[sigmaforce86]

Before I read Derricks post I thought he was giving thumbs up to some sort of vanilla pudding dessert with lemon on top.  Seriously; that white blob that looks like pudding is actually creamy mushroom soup?  Which supposedly college educated, lived in the real world Derrick thinks counts as a vegetable?  "Almost" all the food groups only because "good for you in any way, shape or form" isn't a food group.  Geez, at least throw some broccoli in there or peas or something.   So he doesn't/can't cook for himself (wimmens work you know)......................Even ordering Domino's has got to be better than that.

[Jellybeans]

I am embarrassed to say I have eaten something like this, made by a friend.  It was good!  It wasn't healthy but I don't mind unhealthy food on occasion.  

[GeeGolly]

I don't think it's done yet Derick.

[ariel]

If I'm going to eat something unhealthy, I want it to at least look appetizing. 

[Jellybeans]

Just now, GeeGolly said:

I don't think it's done yet Derick.

It's done.  LOL.  I have eaten it and that's how it looks.  

[Annb67]

2 hours ago, heatherrrrz said:

I was laughing at all the comments on his post "what, you can't cook your own meal?" it's so FREAKING true. He probably sits at home and barks at her "Jill, where's my dinner?"

I got told I was hateful for posting on their picture with pistol pete that I was sad their children would never get to go to college. "An education isn't necessary" Sure, Jan.

Of course it isn't necessary. It's Beauty full. Btw here's the recipe: open a can of shit, pour it in a pan. Open a can of shit soup, pour that in a pan. Sprinkle some American processed cheese product on it...it's American so it must be real cheese and bake it.

[Lunera]

Another brilliant comment from a leghumper. She was trying to correct a woman who was correcting Jill's Spanish. Recipe is receta and receipt is recibo.

[BitterApple]

1 hour ago, sigmaforce86 said:

  Geez, at least throw some broccoli in there or peas or something.   So he doesn't/can't cook for himself (wimmens work you know)......................Even ordering Domino's has got to be better than that.

Or even some diced red and green Bells to add a little color and flavor. Jana and Jessa did a YouTube video a while back where they made "alfredo sauce" consisting of just butter, cream and parm. No salt, no pepper, no garlic powder. I can't even imagine how bland that shit tasted due to the lack of seasoning. 

[Absolom]

8 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Or even some diced red and green Bells to add a little color and flavor. Jana and Jessa did a YouTube video a while back where they made "alfredo sauce" consisting of just butter, cream and parm. No salt, no pepper, no garlic powder. I can't even imagine how bland that shit tasted due to the lack of seasoning. 

They should have stuck to butter and parmesan cheese to be authentic.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

4 hours ago, Lunera said:

I think the Duggar girls are good at starving themselves. Michelle looks like the type of mom who constantly tells her daughters to watch what they eat or no man will ever want them.

THIS. They either have the most amazing naturally metabolisms ever or they subsist on teeny, tiny spoonfuls of this crap food they make and lots of coffee. Then hit the elliptical for hours. 

I was somewhat excited that baby Dullard #2's name doesn't start with an "I"....then I realized Samuel ends in the same last two letters as Israel & realized there likely is a theme with their kids' names (aside from just Old Testament-y names). It will work with girls' names, too: Isabel, Anabel, etc. UGH.

[BitterApple]

It's really weird, because with the exception of Jinger, the Duggar girls were never that thin. They're all pear-shaped, with tiny upper bodies, but wide hips and thick calves. Because they hide everything under maxi skirts and cameras typically shoot from the waist up, it gives the illusion that they're smaller than they really are. 

[awaken]

 Vomit on a plate. I cannot believe he can't make or order a simple dinner for himself and his child. Well, I guess I can believe it. So stupid to advertise it. Truly useless people. 

[ariel]

2 minutes ago, awaken said:

 Vomit on a plate. I cannot believe he can't make or order a simple dinner for himself and his child. Well, I guess I can believe it. So stupid to advertise it. Truly useless people. 

He is really is clueless.  You admit to the world that you can't even rustle up a simple dinner for yourself?  How hard is it to make a sandwich or put a TV dinner in the microwave or oven?

[ginger90]

No paper plates???

[Christina87]

I really, really thought he was trolling us when I first read this. It reminds me of Elf, when buddy listed off the food groups...candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup!!!

duggar food groups: cream of crap soups, American cheese, pasta, bread, butter, small portions of seasoned meats, canned veggies, ice cream...anything I'm missing here?

Edited June 9, 2017 by Christina87
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[ginger90]

1 minute ago, Christina87 said:

I really, really thought he was trolling us when I first read this. It reminds me of Elf, when buddy listed off the food groups...candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup!!!

duggar food groups: cream of crap soups, American cheese, pasta, bread, butter, small portions of seasoned meats, canned veggies, ice cream...anything I'm missing here?

Pickles.

[GeeGolly]

3 minutes ago, Christina87 said:

I really, really thought he was trolling us when I first read this. It reminds me of Elf, when buddy listed off the food groups...candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup!!!

duggar food groups: cream of crap soups, American cheese, pasta, bread, butter, small portions of seasoned meats, canned veggies, ice cream...anything I'm missing here?

Tater-tots. 

[JoanArc]

I can't tell if that's dinner, or the bowel movement right after.

[Arwen Evenstar]

15 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

I can't tell if that's dinner, or the bowel movement right after.

I know, right? I had chemo on Tuesday, so I could have done without the sight of that gastronomic abomination.  How anyone can eat that slop is beyond me. 

[PikaScrewChu]

No surprise. Remember that stuffed zucchini that Jill made for Dullard when they were first married? The zucchini shell was the only vegetable in the stupid thing. It looked like she took several bags of shredded cheese to it.

[Westiepeach]

1 hour ago, Christina87 said:

I really, really thought he was trolling us when I first read this. It reminds me of Elf, when buddy listed off the food groups...candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup!!!

duggar food groups: cream of crap soups, American cheese, pasta, bread, butter, small portions of seasoned meats, canned veggies, ice cream...anything I'm missing here?

A stupid amount of sodium is what you are missing. SMH  

[latetotheparty]

7 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Or even some diced red and green Bells to add a little color and flavor. Jana and Jessa did a YouTube video a while back where they made "alfredo sauce" consisting of just butter, cream and parm. No salt, no pepper, no garlic powder. I can't even imagine how bland that shit tasted due to the lack of seasoning. 

Actually, that is the traditional way to make alfredo sauce.  With all parm you don't need salt. My 10 years of Italian restaurant cookery; let me tell you about them. 

I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, that they man aged to stumble upon something real. I can't imagine it. 

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Pickles.

At least those are cucumbers. Really salty cucumbers. 

[Jynnan tonnix]

2 minutes ago, latetotheparty said:

Actually, that is the traditional way to make alfredo sauce.  With all parm you don't need salt. My 10 years of Italian restaurant cookery; let me tell you about them. 

I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, that they man aged to stumble upon something real. I can't imagine it. 

I usually add just a bit of ground pepper to mine, but otherwise just the butter, cream and parmesan as well. And garnish with a little fresh chopped parsley.

[MaryAnneSpier]

I grew up in the midwest, and bland, soup-based casseroles are very popular up there. I didn't like any of them except for one. I now live in Texas and realize how gross and flavorless some of that food is. I still have a habit of adding corn to recipes that don't call for it though :-)

As someone above mention, green and red peppers really make a dish look a lot more appealing. 

[ginger90]

Aparently Jill had a baby shower. Perhaps that was the day out with the girls Jill cooked for.

[Marigold]

Honestly, I have no idea what that even is. I thought it was a dessert. 

[Lunera]

Jill's girls night out

[AUgirl]

I spy cousin Amy and if I'm not mistaken over in the corner to the right the mother of J'whats-his-name the Duggars took in. 

[awaken]

Jana up front with the little kids again. 

[Lunera]

Jill's fu to the people who called her food crap. The salmon looks burnt.

Edited June 10, 2017 by Lunera

[McManda]

Did they go out to eat? Is blackened salmon a thing? Because I'd be sending that salmon back. 

[JoanArc]

15 minutes ago, Lunera said:

The salmon looks burnt.

And cooked by someone else. I doubt Jill could cook fish to save her life.

A shower for a second pregnancy, especially relatively close to the first with a same sex baby is just plain tacky. I wonder if they actually had a party or just set up a DONATION BIN, which people drove past, dumped their gifts in, then immediately left. The new baby needs 8 grand a month!

[kassygreene]

It looks like it is supposed to be blackened.  It also looks like they are in a restaurant (the salad is a giveaway).

Hmm.  Blackened salmon, sweet potato fries, a roll, and a nice-looking salad (because of the avocado & bacon bits).  Yep, definitely a restaurant.

[Lunera]

I thought it was their kitchen, don't they have brick floor? Also it's the same square plate from the slop picture, I'm pretty sure she cooked this meal.

Edited June 10, 2017 by Lunera

[HoboClayton]

Michelle front and center, while Miss. Kathy is allllll the way in the back.  Josie looks like her head has shrunk, bad angle or something. First thing that popped in my head..  I'm only talking about this one picture in regards to Josie. Michelle is still a bitch. 

 

 

[Annb67]

2 hours ago, Lunera said:

Jill's girls night out

Oh well there goes my ladies night out theory. I was hoping jill was at a place with some friends where the song "My Pony" was playing along with a ChanningTatum look- a- like. 

[SMama]

How cute of Derick to have dinner with his best friend. I love having dinner with my family, our daughter sitting between us. She loves anything super hero, and her father (sucker!) rewarded her honor roll streak with a transformer only sold in Japan. Our daughter talks endlessly about all the features, that we have to remind her to breathe, chew, and swallow. Thank goodness she is a master at transformers because we don't have a clue what she is talking about, and cannot transform the thing. But it's truly enjoyable to see her engaged, to hear what's on her mind. I really hope they fed Izzy before returning to their conjoined twins imitation. I do love and appreciate my husband, but know he's safe on his own damn chair. These fundies give me a headache.

Edited June 11, 2017 by SMama
Accuracy matters.

[tabloidlover]

6 hours ago, SMama said:

How cute of Derick to have dinner with his best friend.  I do love and appreciate my husband, but know he's safe on his own damn chair. These fundies give me a headache.

I cooked dinner last night for my headship best friend and he did not take a pic and post it to social media!!  I wonder if it's because I didn't share his chair with him. 

[GeeGolly]

No Jessa at the shower? And how do Jill & Derick eat while sitting that close together?

[queenanne]

Maybe Jessa had to pee and nobody noticed?  If you must stage pictures with fifty people it stands to reason you'd lose one every once in a while.

[FakeJoshDuggar]

They went to Olive Garden. I bet they did soup and breadsticks and no one tipped.

[louannems]

Someone upstream mentioned Jill's brick floor and white square Corelle plates.  I think she cooked it.

[Marigold]

Seems Derick AND Jeremy read the comments and possibly read here.  Ben is quiet lately...

[WhineandCheez]

That Best Friend Dinner looks like a burnt piece of French bread, a roll and fries.  Your basic 3-Starch Dinner.