Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[BigBingerBro]

1 hour ago, Rabbittron said:

Boy that yard has great drainage not.

Yeah, my first thought was "Wow" they are either on a flood plain or a massive freak rain storm had just occurred.

[Rabbittron]

13 hours ago, BigBingerBro said:

Yeah, my first thought was "Wow" they are either on a flood plain or a massive freak rain storm had just occurred.

I checked and they were on a  flood plane. 

[JoanArc]

 Why is Dwreck wearing headphones while driving?  That’s illegal in my state, and I would imagine illegal in Arkansas too. Not that he knows the law...

 

 

[doodlebug]

5 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

 Why is Dwreck wearing headphones while driving?  That’s illegal in my state, and I would imagine illegal in Arkansas too. Not that he knows the law...

 

 

When I first read this I thought, 'OMG, Derick is running drugs and wants to steal some pot!' then I realized he was talking about his 'stache which he definitely should not keep.

[skipnjump]

On 5/27/2020 at 6:09 AM, Rabbittron said:

I checked and they were on a  flood plane. 

Not smart to buy a house in a flood plain.  I hope they have flood insurance

[madpsych78]

Not surprised at the outcome of the poll, just surprised at the magnitude of the outcome. 95 to 5 against keeping the moustache!

[Sew Sumi]

It's a landslide! Will Jill help him shave it off? 😁

[GeeGolly]

4 hours ago, doodlebug said:

When I first read this I thought, 'OMG, Derick is running drugs and wants to steal some pot!' then I realized he was talking about his 'stache which he definitely should not keep.

And I thought he meant some Grubhub money.

[Temperance]

8 hours ago, JoanArc said:

 Why is Dwreck wearing headphones while driving?  That’s illegal in my state, and I would imagine illegal in Arkansas too. Not that he knows the law...

 

 

It's not illegal to text and drive in Texas or at least it wasn't because one of their governors thought people should make their own decisions. I have no idea what the laws in AR or my home state, but I'm surprised it's illegal to wear headphones and drive in any states. As long as your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road; is it really that important?

[Chicklet]

It's illegal in my state also, you cannot hear emergency vehicles if you have earbuds in. And most people crank the music up much higher than they should. Buy stock in hearing aids, its the future.

[madpsych78]

Texting and driving laws may be determined locally in Texas. It's illegal in parts of the Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex. 

4 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

And I thought he meant some Grubhub money.

Heh. Way to misspell "stache," Derelict.

[JoanArc]

1 hour ago, Chicklet said:

It's illegal in my state also, you cannot hear emergency vehicles if you have earbuds in. And most people crank the music up much higher than they should. Buy stock in hearing aids, its the future.

I googled it

It looks like it is not illegal in Arkansas. I have lived in states where it is illegal and it is commonly ticketed. I thought it would be more prevalent in most states, but I guess not. I retract my snarking, however it does seem like a safety issue to me.

 That said, I’m pretty sure binding, torturing, and killing people is illegal in every state, so that  mustache has to go. 

[ouinason]

Lol

 

He also may not be listening to music but using it for Bluetooth calling and his gps for his job.

[CalicoKitty]

4 hours ago, Temperance said:

It's not illegal to text and drive in Texas or at least it wasn't because one of their governors thought people should make their own decisions. I have no idea what the laws in AR or my home state, but I'm surprised it's illegal to wear headphones and drive in any states. As long as your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road; is it really that important?

It is illegal in California to have both ears covered.

[PradaKitty]

If it’s an issue about hearing emergency vehicles, what about deaf people? They drive. 

[JoanArc]

2 hours ago, PradaKitty said:

If it’s an issue about hearing emergency vehicles, what about deaf people? They drive. 

 Presumably, deaf people will be less distracted by silence then by noise blaring in their ears, like a hearing person would.

[Portia]

It's all about volume, not the type of audio device. When I was a stupid teen, I'd crank the car stereo to the point where I couldn't hear a car horn or siren. Now I am constantly listening to podcasts while driving, but I turn my device to a reasonable volume and loosen my earbuds a bit to ensure I'm not fully blocking out outside noises. Not a safety issue at all. 

[GeeGolly]

I remember a time sitting at a red light, hopping and bopping to the radio. Volume had nothing to do with this because the cop that I didn't notice, only had his lights flashing, no siren. Fortunately when I finally noticed him, he just laughed and drove past me as I pulled over.

Most states have no laws about earbuds, including Arkansas, some only allow one earbud and some don't allow certain professions to use them, including bus drivers.

I'm curious what Derick uses them for while driving.

[doodlebug]

On 5/29/2020 at 11:05 PM, JoanArc said:

I googled it

It looks like it is not illegal in Arkansas. I have lived in states where it is illegal and it is commonly ticketed. I thought it would be more prevalent in most states, but I guess not. I retract my snarking, however it does seem like a safety issue to me.

 That said, I’m pretty sure binding, torturing, and killing people is illegal in every state, so that  mustache has to go. 

Even if it is not illegal, it shows a lack of basic common sense.  Which actually explains a lot about Derick's life, IMO.

[Zella]

8 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

I remember a time sitting at a red light, hopping and bopping to the radio. Volume had nothing to do with this because the cop that I didn't notice, only had his lights flashing, no siren. Fortunately when I finally noticed him, he just laughed and drove past me as I pulled over.

Most states have no laws about earbuds, including Arkansas, some only allow one earbud and some don't allow certain professions to use them, including bus drivers.

I'm curious what Derick uses them for while driving.

Some of the music I listen to sounds like sirens, so I have sometimes freaked myself out by thinking there were sirens approaching. But they weren't. LOLOL

I didn't even realize people drove while wearing earbuds. 

[Chicklet]

If they only drove with ear buds in, I once passed an old man who was driving in the passing lane, he had his big ole bible propped on the steering wheel reading while driving. Not driving well as you can imagine. I have never seen anything like that.

[VioletWitch]

[Absolom]

What have they taken to the neighbors?

[galaxychaser]

Just now, Absolom said:

What have they taken to the neighbors?

Probably nothing except bible tracts 

[CalicoKitty]

Little squares of banana bread.

 

[Kbo]

#hothubby?  Where?  

[Zella]

#HotHubby next to a picture of him with the dreadful porn stash, pulling a face that looks like he's holding in a shit. 🤣

[BigBingerBro]

Hopefully the neighbors aren't secretly trying to poison them...

[Sew Sumi]

4 minutes ago, BigBingerBro said:

Hopefully the neighbors aren't secretly trying to poison them...

It's possible if they found the banana bread unappealing. 😂

[GeeGolly]

4 minutes ago, BigBingerBro said:

Hopefully the neighbors aren't secretly trying to poison them...

I'm guessing they're taking pity on Jill. I can't imagine what I would have thought of her, if she moved in next to me when I was her age, raising kids.

[Sew Sumi]

3 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

I'm guessing they're taking pity on Jill. I can't imagine what I would have thought of her, if she moved in next to me when I was her age, raising kids.

You're much nicer than I am. 😂

[galaxychaser]

2 hours ago, CalicoKitty said:

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Kbo said:

#hothubby?  Where?  

Well next to David Rodrigues... even Dreck looks hot (I typed Dereck and it autocorrected it)

Edited May 31, 2020 by galaxychaser

[galaxychaser]

2 hours ago, Kbo said:

#hothubby?  Where?  

Maybe the neighbor 🤣😉

[JoanArc]

52 minutes ago, BigBingerBro said:

Hopefully the neighbors aren't secretly trying to poison them...

 I’m sure Jill thinks that fresh basil tastes like poison.  Where’s the salt? 

[crazy8s]

6 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

 I’m sure Jill thinks that fresh basil tastes like poison.  Where’s the salt? 

and the cream of glob soup?

Edited May 31, 2020 by crazy8s

[VioletWitch]

I remember a while ago Jill was super excited a neighbor had brought over fresh herbs. I’m glad that she has people around her in her neighborhood who are friendly to her. 

[Westiepeach]

If I ever referred to my husband as #hothubby in public, he would call the authorities and have me committed.

[Sew Sumi]

Just now, Westiepeach said:

If I ever referred to my husband as #hothubby in public, he would call the authorities and have me committed.

Well, I'm sure that your hubby is hotter than porn-stached Derelict. 

[Zella]

Even my husband is hotter than porn-stashed Derick!

Ron Howard Arrested Development narrator voice: Zella didn't have a husband. 😉 

Actually it is kind of humid and muggy today. Maybe she just meant Derick was overheated. 😄 

Edited May 31, 2020 by Zella

[crazy8s]

2 hours ago, Westiepeach said:

If I ever referred to my husband as #hothubby in public, he would call the authorities and have me committed.

if I referred to mr crazy8s even as hubby with no # he would call on me

[Sew Sumi]

2 minutes ago, crazy8s said:

if I referred to mr crazy8s even as hubby with no # he would call on me

Same with Mr. Sumi. And if I said "hashtag hot hubby" I'd probably be committed. 😁

[GeeGolly]

If I hashtagged my husband as hot hubby, he probably smile and have a temporary bounce in his step. 🤷‍♀️

[MsJamieDornan]

Quote

What have they taken to the neighbors?

lotion ??

[ginger90]

[JoanArc]

5 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Grub hub leftover.

[galaxychaser]

On 6/1/2020 at 8:31 AM, MsJamieDornan said:

lotion ??

Yay 😉

[Spencer Hastings]

Bare minimum but still surpassing Duggar standards. 

[galaxygirl76]

Nothing about Jesus, nothing about all lives matter. I'm impressed for now. 

[doodlebug]

4 minutes ago, galaxygirl76 said:

Nothing about Jesus, nothing about all lives matter. I'm impressed for now. 

I am too.  Straight and to the point with no Jesusy embellishment.  Good for Jill.

[DangerousMinds]

1 hour ago, Spencer Hastings said:

Bare minimum but still surpassing Duggar standards. 

I actually like this one.