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Josh & Anna Smuggar: A Series of Unfortunate Events


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Josiah and Lauren must be engaged by now if she was forced to endure this. If they were still courting, she could have told Si that she had to wash her hair. 

37 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Lmfaoooo. That sad ass party reminds me of the scene in Office Space when all the Initech employees were unenthusiastically singing Happy Birthday to Mr. Lumberg. Everyone in the video is wearing the same "shoot me now" expression that they wore in the movie. 

And of course Josie Grossie hones in to germ up the cake half a second after the candles went out.

YAAAAAS! And hopefully, Smuggar was Milton and didn't get a slice of cake. 

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29 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Josiah and Lauren must be engaged by now if she was forced to endure this. If they were still courting, she could have told Si that she had to wash her hair.  

Lauren's parents seem as fundie as they come. I doubt it would ever occur to her she could say no to the Duggars, and I doubt she would say she was washing her hair if she could cancel. I think once it's a public courtship, they're as good as engaged (since Marjorie).

It would be easy enough to spring Josh from wherever as birthday treat. 

I noticed his Aunt Deanna was there. 

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On 2/27/2018 at 4:08 PM, anna0852 said:

There is no way Michelle's warped mind will tolerate Josie having kids.  Because that will mean the Precious Miracle grew up, there are no more kids for the MOTY to 'raise' and she is now old. No freakin' way she doesn't snap from that!

By that time Michelle will be totally round the bend and have one of those fake realistic babies.  Provided her missing back muscle allows her to hold it.

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8 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

By that time Michelle will be totally round the bend and have one of those fake realistic babies.  Provided her missing back muscle allows her to hold it.

Michelle might ask Jana to have a baby for her. I hope there are snacks and hot chocolate in the Prayer Closet since the weather outside is not pleasant.

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6 hours ago, PoshSprinkles said:

It almost sounds ominous- like that's all the years of life he is going to get. Spooky. 

If he were married to someone with some pride it just may have been his last bday.  Joke.  Sort of.  They need to quit trying to put Josh back in the limelight (Gretchen, quit trying to make fetch happen!).  They may have forgiven him but they must be really out of touch if they think anyone outside their cult has.  No one sexually assaults a **5 year old** out of curiosity and is A-OK after no punishment and rehab.    

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12 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

By that time Michelle will be totally round the bend and have one of those fake realistic babies.  Provided her missing back muscle allows her to hold it.

Nah, Michelle will need a life size teen doll - a daughter-buddy to be at her beck and call. A baby would have her running. Now that they're not celebrities and Kelly Bates can't out baby her, she has no reason to have one. I'm sure she is secretly happy her womb has gone out of business.

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By the time Grossie Josie reaches procreation age (which really isn’t that far off) they may have baby droids that can do everything a real baby does, but never grows up.  Then MeChelle can live out the rest of her days with an infant that never grows up and she never has to pass on to someone else because they are weaned.  

I will name it early...and I will call it Buddy Bot.

But what J name would you give an Android?  

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2 minutes ago, Lady Edith said:

By the time Grossie Josie reaches procreation age (which really isn’t that far off) they may have baby droids that can do everything a real baby does, but never grows up.  Then MeChelle can live out the rest of her days with an infant that never grows up and she never has to pass on to someone else because they are weaned.  

I will name it early...and I will call it Buddy Bot.

But what J name would you give an Android?  

J'Apple iBaby.

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1 hour ago, Barcelie said:

"Woooo Pig!"  Is the fight call of the Arkansas Razorbacks.  I *might* have a 'woooo' shirt.  

Ah, OK.  I didn't get it.  Well, calling Joshley a PIG is fitting, with my apologies to actual pigs.  How do these wives, such as Anna, continue to sleep with these cheating, lying, vile creatures?  And even worse, have more kids with them?  It's tragic.  

2 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

By that time Michelle will be totally round the bend and have one of those fake realistic babies.  Provided her missing back muscle allows her to hold it.

I've actually seen those, and they creep me out!  

It wouldn't surprise me if she had one for real.  

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18 minutes ago, ozziemom said:

What happened to that alternative Birthday song that had Jesus in it? Another fake thing for TV? I didn’t see Boob or Michelle, were they there? Any sign of the usual post from them on their godly son’s birthday?

Yes, there was a short, terse birthday post by DFO for the Smug One. Only one mention of God, IIRC. 

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On 2/27/2018 at 10:22 AM, FakeJoshDuggar said:
On 2/27/2018 at 10:18 AM, Caracoa1 said:

Anna must be itching to get pregnant again.

Well if Josh fell off the porn/hooker wagon again, she’ll probably have another bandaid baby. 

Anna seems pretty set in spacing her kids out at about 2 years, so I don't think she's in any more of a hurry to get pregnant than she ever has been. My bet is the next M-baby will debut in the summer of 2019. If she keeps this up until 2029, she'll be 41 & have at least 11 kids. Mack will be 20 and ready to marry off to breed her own army for God.

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23 minutes ago, GleamingMist said:

....Anna had a miscarriage?

Good lort, please don't let Anna start including her (SEVERE!) miscarriage stats every time she brags about how many times she's spawned the way Jill Rodrigues does ... It always feels like more of an attempt to pump up the old numbers than meant to sincerely acknowledge a lost child. 

 

20 minutes ago, lulu69 said:

Did Anna just brag/throw shade that she's in the lead in the baby contest? Really??

That's so pathetic. I guess she has nothing else to crow about, though.  And considering she's been married much longer than the other kiddults, it doesn't really seem like much to brag about. All the girls have spit out babies rapid fire and are on course to match Anna, aren't they? And poor Kendra got pregnant before she even had her wedding gown off. 

I wouldn't stake my hopes on being the biggest baby producer or the mother of the only granddaughter for long if I were Anna. She's gonna get left in the dust, I predict.

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On 2/9/2018 at 7:46 PM, awaken said:

I actually may donate to them in her name, and let her know. 

I swear I thought the meme about abortion going down by 70% when people hold signs was a joke one of you put on the pic!  But they’re seriously posting that!  With a panda!  So weird!  

I thought it was a joke, too! Idiots!

4 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

That's a really bizarre post. Methinks Anna is grasping to maintain her place in the pack now that Josh is the red-headed stepchild, Jana has Laura and none of the other siblings apparently want anything to do with her. Citing birthing stats is a rather hollow humblebrag considering she's a decade older than Kendra/Joy and was married years before Jessa, Jinger and Jill. I feel like there's a lot of weird shit going down with this family right now and I need for one of these nutjobs to Crack and spill the beans.

Maybe someone has spiked the Kool-Aid they have been drinking for years.

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