S06.E11: Please Welcome Erika Jayne!

[lunastartron]

Maybe Yo is breaking out the "homie" slang because she's been hanging out with Heather Thomson, who is an ambassador for the Lyme-is-sexually-transmittable-ethos-heavy Global Lyme Alliance. So my vote is that she'll actually show up to the reunion clad in a snow-white skully, switchblade in hand, threatening to "cut a bitch" (Lisa) and subsequently start braying "don't tell me nuthin', motherfucker!" Too bad David's not around or she could wag her finger in his face so it looks like Ken will have to do, which will conveniently lend itself to a flash forward a couple of days later to the Instagram selfies with a face full of plum- and prune-colored eyeshadow and denunciation of violence against women.

[MatildaMoody]

It's weird that Yolanda used the word homies. Isn't Brandi the only person to have ever used that particular slang on this show? I wonder what BS Brandi has been feeding Yolanda about the other women?

[TattleTeeny]

All of this handbag talk is hilarious. I, for one, prefer the smaller kind that I can sling across my body so that it's hands-free -- I just keep it on when I'm using public facilities, but I never thought this much about it before, lol. 

YUP! Messenger bags, whoo-hoo! However, when a coat is involved, leaving a messenger bag in place is just so cumbersome! Oh my goodness, what if it's a messenger bag over a winter coat worn over overalls! Holy hell--what a nightmare!

[heatherchandler]

I'm pretty sure it was RonnieK who does the hilarious recaps of the show on the TrashTalkTv website.

I think this week they are referred to as da udder uns but in the past he always seemed to favor non-Gigis

 

http://www.trashtalktv.com/02/10/rhobh-recap-the-tour-bus-don-rickles-ball-sack-rented/379247/

 

I AM LOVING THIS.  I forgot how funny RonnieK is. 

 

From the recap:

 

Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle (THE WORST)

[Lastwaltz]

YUP! Messenger bags, whoo-hoo! However, when a coat is involved, leaving a messenger bag in place is just so cumbersome! Oh my goodness, what if it's a messenger bag over a winter coat worn over overalls! Holy hell--what a nightmare!

At that point, all bets are off : ) 

[TattleTeeny]

At that point, I say fuck it and go home!

[SnarkKitty]

As I walk thru life, I thirst for knowledge and freedom from my demons.

 

Now? I know what a 'fake ass Dusty C**t Express' is and won't ever be fooled into climbing aboard. I also know that it ok to look at the North Face down jackets and even tho I already own two (one is almost 30 years old, the other 20?) 300 dollars isn't out of the question - The 30 y.o. model is good, but I can't get it to zip up (too much weight gained) and the 20 year old model fits (but the Velcro on the pockets sucks AH) - for a new coat, that fits, has better Velcro and maybe an inside pocket I can use to hide stuff in?

OR

I can buy that Mossberg that I have had my eye on and keep on suffering with my NF jackets that, by the way, cannot be worn with anything black or navy because of the feathers that seem to work their way out of the liner..........Or maybe both are within reach?

 

I'm not one for guns, so if you want the answer "Mossberg," someone else will have to do it!

 

But who CARES?  I don't understand why anyone cares what OTHER people have or don't have?  I like nice things because they fit well or look nice but I honestly, truly do not give a crap what other people have.  Why would I?  And not to snark too much, but is Coach high-end?  I would have to disagree with that.

 

It's not like I'm losing sleep over it. But apparently, Eileen cares, she's the topic of this conversation. If Kathryn is wrong for judging Eileen for not buying something, then Eileen is equally wrong for judging everyone else for how they spend their money. As far as Coach being high-end, that's relative. That was my personal (gateway drug) um, example of finally breaking out and stepping it up. Maybe you're a baller like that, where an $1,800 purse is pocket change. But for most of us, when you've only carried Target bags? I call that a come-up for sure.

 

Eileen ain't me. When you make Birkin money and live a Birkin lifestyle like she does, then Coach is probably what you carry your diapers in.

Edited February 12, 2016 by SnarkKitty

[LIMOM]

I'm not one for guns, so if you want the answer "Mossberg," someone else will have to do it!

 

 

It's not like I'm losing sleep over it. But apparently, Eileen cares, she's the topic of this conversation. If Kathryn is wrong for judging Eileen for not buying something, then Eileen is equally wrong for judging everyone else for how they spend their money. As far as Coach being high-end, that's relative. That was my personal (gateway drug) um, example of finally breaking out and stepping it up. Maybe you're a baller like that, where an $1,800 purse is pocket change. But for most of us, when you've only carried Target bags? I call that a come-up for sure.

 

Eileen ain't me. When you make Birkin money and live a Birkin lifestyle like she does, then Coach is probably what you carry your diapers in.

I am with you.

I got my first coach bag for my job interview after college and I thought I was balling!

That sucker lasted for years......

Birkin is so overplayed and overpriced, IMO.

[zoeysmom]

Have you ever tried the "hang it over the corner of the door--which now can't close all the way so you must pee with one foot against it" routine? It's a tricky one that I've mastered, not because my bags are pricy, but because even a Target purse is not going on a public-bathroom floor!

I am a big fan of putting a disposal seatcover on the floor and setting my bag on that-no worries about someone reaching over and grabbing your bag.

[WireWrap]

I think that Yo is probably bummed because these ladies aren't sitting around actively talking about whether or not she is sick. This is what she needs to get the sympathy she wants from the public, who decided long ago that something strange was going on. I think that Yo's situation is astonishingly unique in the HW world. Generally when the public starts giving a HW the side-eye about a specific topic, it is because this topic has been part of the show. In this case, people have been questioning Yo since S4, yet none of the HW's ever said boo about having any doubts. Not when she was going from 5 to 9 to 18 months bedridden. Not when she was unable to drive, or to read, or use her brain. Not when she was accusing them of failing to cater to her illness. They always just let her have it, but a good portion of the viewing public did not. I would think this is irritating to someone like Yo, who prides herself on being perfect. She is not being judged by the HW's she probably hates (and who probably hate her), but by the audience. She would love for the gals on the show to be found to have said she isn't really sick, or is making herself sick, etc. But they won't, even if they think it to be the truth. They might be dumb, but they aren't that dumb. In every instance, they talk about hoping she gets better, that they are worried about her, that she has suffered so. In the media they have said the same thing (well, except for Lisar). I think this must irritate Yo to no end. 

I agree, I think she is MAD that she is NOT the topic of every conversation on the show at all times. LOL Even LisaR has said she believes that Yolanda IS sick, she just isn't sure what the exact illness is,.

 

Maybe Yo is breaking out the "homie" slang because she's been hanging out with Heather Thomson, who is an ambassador for the Lyme-is-sexually-transmittable-ethos-heavy Global Lyme Alliance. So my vote is that she'll actually show up to the reunion clad in a snow-white skully, switchblade in hand, threatening to "cut a bitch" (Lisa) and subsequently start braying "don't tell me nuthin', motherfucker!" Too bad David's not around or she could wag her finger in his face so it looks like Ken will have to do, which will conveniently lend itself to a flash forward a couple of days later to the Instagram selfies with a face full of plum- and prune-colored eyeshadow and denunciation of violence against women.

Yolanda gets the word "homie" from Brandi, not from Heather. I'm not sure they have even met or spoken with each other.

 

It's weird that Yolanda used the word homies. Isn't Brandi the only person to have ever used that particular slang on this show? I wonder what BS Brandi has been feeding Yolanda about the other women?

Yes, it IS Brandi and I am SURE Brandi is filling her, Yolanda's, head with BS lies.

 

I AM LOVING THIS.  I forgot how funny RonnieK is. 

 

From the recap:

 

Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle (THE WORST)

RK usually puts "The Worst" after Kyle's name, he really dislikes her with a passion. LOL

[jaync]

Pinky's boob!

 

Erika went from sugar to shit in one episode. I don't mind a HW being a bit messy, but the overt lying and wussiness is a huge turn off.

 

Yolanda's need for her children to be diseased is all kinds of fucked up. She's an absurd, creepy person.

 

BTW, why is  it that a woman gets a pass on slapping a nearly naked man on the ass, yet if we do it to a woman, that becomes a topic to fight over?

​A pass by whom? The guy asked that his bare ass be slapped.

 

Sonja Morgan rocked a denim jumpsuit a couple of seasons ago, so Eileen has a kindred spirit. (Eileen probably doesn't retouch her vintage wear with Sharpies, though.)

 

Kathryn reminds me of Aviva formerly of NY.

I can see that, but Yolanda is the one who's really reminding me of Aviva (minus the nastiness).

 

Is this the first season where all the HWs are married?

[ladle]

A cryo-freezing scene with a character named Yolanda and not one of the women makes a "fro-Yo" joke?

 

This show is so disappointing.

[zoeysmom]

As to the non-Gigi's, it was from Trash Talk TV and our poster Vicki (who gave credit to Ronnie K) started using it in the Yolanda thread. Matilda Moody has shared her experiences working with Ronnie K. and thanked people for their support.  This is how stuff is suppose to happen in real life.  Someone says something and they give credit where credit is due.

[zoeysmom]

I guess my opinion has nothing to do whether Yo's handling it correctly or not. I'm staying in the area that I'M disgusted with the extent of the exchange because I saw that conversation as very distasteful with what I know about the situation, the circumstance, how Kyle operates, how LisaR inserts, how conniving things get in the housewives world when planting or watering storyline seeds etc. etc. I don't limit my observations to just one scene and the 6 specific words that were said. I don't think it was planned before hand but the way it progressed was just classic shit stirring in my opinion. I really could care less if Yolanda "brought it upon herself" or this or that. I'm focusing on how I've received it and how wrong I believe it was for them to continue on with the subject as much as they have because of my personal standards of behavior. Those levels don't change because Yolanda is annoying with her sick selfies or because of Bellas DUI or because Yolanda put a bigger heart next to Gigi's name than she did with the other two. I saw that particular scene for what I believe it was. An imposition that was in bad taste regarding the health of someone else's children. Nosiness, barely cloaked as concern and doubt begging to be confirmed for people who aren't entitled to that clarification any freaking way.

 

I also feel that Lisa V, for all her experience still steps in it once in a while and see, situations like that is the reason why I don't have a problem with the way Lisa V handles herself with the other women. Guarded and thoughtful in her interactions with them because you see what happens when you're not completely mindful about the conversations you engage in? 

 

What is the point of watching the show if you already know what, why these ladies are doing and really mean?  It is not their words but some grand plan.  The biggest injustice was having Yolanda on the show at all.  She has behaved horribly towards Kyle and LVP and now Lisar.  If she knows what they are really feeling, or what they really mean behind their words why the hell does she waste one minute of her precious time on these women?  I do know from watching the show I am so grateful not to have Yolanda or anyone remotely like her in my life.

I think that Yo is probably bummed because these ladies aren't sitting around actively talking about whether or not she is sick. This is what she needs to get the sympathy she wants from the public, who decided long ago that something strange was going on. I think that Yo's situation is astonishingly unique in the HW world. Generally when the public starts giving a HW the side-eye about a specific topic, it is because this topic has been part of the show. In this case, people have been questioning Yo since S4, yet none of the HW's ever said boo about having any doubts. Not when she was going from 5 to 9 to 18 months bedridden. Not when she was unable to drive, or to read, or use her brain. Not when she was accusing them of failing to cater to her illness. They always just let her have it, but a good portion of the viewing public did not. I would think this is irritating to someone like Yo, who prides herself on being perfect. She is not being judged by the HW's she probably hates (and who probably hate her), but by the audience. She would love for the gals on the show to be found to have said she isn't really sick, or is making herself sick, etc. But they won't, even if they think it to be the truth. They might be dumb, but they aren't that dumb. In every instance, they talk about hoping she gets better, that they are worried about her, that she has suffered so. In the media they have said the same thing (well, except for Lisar). I think this must irritate Yo to no end. 

Yolanda has been told by "family members" they don't believe she is sick.  So in order for Yolanda to get personal sympathy and sympathy for the entire Lyme Disease community she is trying so desperately to paint these women as if they are cold heartless doubters.  Not a one of them claims to have any medical training or expertise, nor has anyone even suggested what she is suffering from is not Lyme Disease.  It does not help that Yolanda constantly trots out new maladies and showcases the treatment of those maladies. 

 

I just what one of them to say, "Yolanda I want you to feel good again, everyday for the rest of your life.  I can no longer invest any energy into how I speak, or what I say for fear it will be misinterpreted by you or offend you.  I have four children a husband, a business and I am on another reality show and a sister who has had a very public meltdown OR Yolanda, I have every right to ask my friend, your children's father about how they are doing, and to pass on good news they are fine.  I no longer have the time or energy to worry and be berated by you, as I have three restaurants, two shows and my own family and their health problems, OR I have a clothing line, elderly parents, two teenagers and a husband whose shooting schedule takes him away from home frequently.  I have owned my part and don't appreciate you using me to get back at my friends.  And in unison or boldly alone, someone has to have the nerve to say," I have read up on your doctor and his claims and I cannot agree with his views.  We (I) can only hope his cures work for you someday.  Until then we (I) have invested all the energy and time in your health that a casual friend can.  If a 100++ doctors can't agree or cure you what do you expect from us group of clowns.

[quaintirene]

I just what one of them to say, "Yolanda I want you to feel good again, everyday for the rest of your life. I can no longer invest any energy into how I speak, or what I say for fear it will be misinterpreted by you or offend you. I have four children a husband, a business and I am on another reality show and a sister who has had a very public meltdown OR Yolanda, I have every right to ask my friend, your children's father about how they are doing, and to pass on good news they are fine. I no longer have the time or energy to worry and be berated by you, as I have three restaurants, two shows and my own family and their health problems, OR I have a clothing line, elderly parents, two teenagers and a husband whose shooting schedule takes him away from home frequently. I have owned my part and don't appreciate you using me to get back at my friends. And in unison or boldly alone, someone has to have the nerve to say," I have read up on your doctor and his claims and I cannot agree with his views. We (I) can only hope his cures work for you someday. Until then we (I) have invested all the energy and time in your health that a casual friend can. If a 100++ doctors can't agree or cure you what do you expect from us group of clowns.

Love. This.

At this point I have had more than enough of Yo-Yo and her incredible morphing maladies. And I don't have to work with her. I feel really sorry for all of them that do. Except for Erica Jayne.

Oh and Yolanda honey? Maybe you should stop schtupping your lips full of crap. I know you think that filler is subtle. It isn't.

Edited February 13, 2016 by quaintirene

[renatae]

Duke, you have me cracking up at Convenient Lyme...

 

Yo and Erika's "friendship" may be somewhat real, but each of them had strong motives for Erika's appearance here - Yo desperately wanted and needed someone to support her, validate her health woes and credibility, and fly her ass around because she's SO EXHAUSTED  that any other form of transportation would be detrimental to her health.   Erika Jayne, of course, wanted to be on TV with "her gays", showing the world how great she is with clips of her "fans" and their faux worship efforts.  How totally embarassing!  I could whisper a tune and walk around seductively with my Maltese hairdo while thumping myself on the crotch here and there.   How on earth does this woman have any number anything hits on any chart, exactly?

 

As far as I'm concerned, "pat the puss" now means to lightly thunk Erika on the head a couple of times.  What a coward.  She should have made a call and sought the advice of counsel - maybe her hubby would have advised her to invoke her 5th amendment rights instead of making a fool of herself as she did.  ;)

 

 

 

I've been wondering throughout this episode, as you said, why anyone would go to this show - most especially gays. Call me clueless, but I don't see how a woman walking around "seductively patting the puss" would appeal to gay guys. I know gays like Cher and other chanteuses, but their gigs are focused on music and singing, (and they actually have musical ability) not so much parading about breathing "hot" songs and exhibitionism.

[renatae]

I think my post timed out.

 

Sorry if it's a repost or it did post before.

 

I cleaned out my mom's house and gave a few purses - brand new - to the Goodwill.

 

It wasn't until I saw how much they were worth later on that made me feel stupid? Leave the price tags on them, just in case.

 

I thought Donney and Burke was a Target line of purses?

 

 

Oh, my, oh my!  No, that's a somewhat pricey line. Get a hold of someone who knows about fashion before donating or selling anything else, if possible! Even if you donate, knowing the true value helps on your tax return.

Edited February 13, 2016 by renatae

[Deputy Deputy CoS]

I wish LVP would have told Yo "Why don't you apologize to my husband  for wrongly and publically accusing him then maybe I'll think about it."

 

I am glad she didn't.

 

Lisa's contrite over blurbing about a private conversation tells me there are some relationships she holds dear. 

[DebbieM4]

This is a very good point DebbieM4.  I hope this gets brought up at the reunion.  If Yolanda chastised LisaV and Kyle for not shutting down Lisa Rinna with the Munchausen's talk, why didn't she chastise Erika for not shutting down LisaV and Kyle when they were talking about Bella and Anwar?  All Erika did was sit there closed mouthed until she had a chance to runtelldat to Yolanda like a little stooly.  And I wonder if Erika would put her doughy ass in a cryo chamber to support her bff.  I bet she never has.  Yolanda has always had a skewed sense of who her real friends are.  First B.G., now Erika.  She really has a poor judge of character among her other idiosyncrasies.

 

Yes, it's amazing how she decreed that there was nothing more unattractive than a drunk woman, and then went on to make excuse after excuse for Brandi, one of the most unattractive & disgusting women on earth.  Everything about Yolanda is inconsistent.  She twists and bends actual facts to suit her needs.  And her definition of "friend" seems to take some twists and turns too.  Proving loyalty to her seems to be of paramount importance, and then she lets Erika totally off the hook when we all clearly saw that Erika did not act at all like a friend to Yolanda on more than one occasion.  If you're going to rate your friends according to how much they do for you and if you're going to designate some of them as "real friends" and some of them as "Hollywood friends", then at least pay attention to what these people are doing.  Making them jump around as though they're marionettes in order to prove their loyalty is ridiculous in the first place, but even more so when her criteria are so seriously screwed up.

 

I agree - She's a poor judge of character.  And too concerned with judging overall.  

 

But how does Kyle operate in a situation like this? We've seen nothing except warm feelings between Kyle and Yo since the middle of S4. Yo even vacationed with Kyle's family last year, an intimate experience whether you are on a Reality TV show together or not. Kyle has never been anything but supportive of Yo in her "journey". Yo said last year that she asked for Kyle to keep the information regarding Bella and her DUI quiet in front of the cameras, and that Kyle was very supportive to her during that time. What has she ever done that would indicate she would want to bring someone's children into a drama just for the sake of drama? 

 

I think she was actually shocked. For once in all these years, I actually believe I saw genuine curiosity; not someone pretending to be upset, offended, or jealous for the sake of the camera. Is there a single person in the world that would not have been shocked by this news? Your friend has suddenly told you that her children are ill and have been for 2 years, but then you find out that her ex-husband is saying they are not actually ill. How does someone not follow that up with "what do you mean"? I would ask that question and press hard for clarification no matter who the topic of conversation was - be it a casual acquaintance or my best friend. I would want to know more about what was going on, because it sounded outrageous, and maybe what Lisa said just came out wrong.  I just cannot believe that most people would not do the same, or that anyone would actually be offended by it. 

 

As others have said, if she is going to be consistent (she is not), her ire should have been for Erika, who sat there and didn't defend her (which we all know is a sin that will garner you a lecture as if you are a 5 year-old), and for her ex-husband, who is apparently telling this story to Lisa, knowing full well that there is tension and a bit of bad blood between the two ladies. 

 

Yes.  Not everything on this show is genuine - not by a long shot - but I do think that reaction was completely real and totally consistent with what most people would say.  I haven't seen Kyle act maliciously about Yolanda or her children at all.  She's confused about this.  And really, who can blame her?  When it comes to Yolanda, there's a lot to be confused about.  I'm sure it's hard for Kyle to understand that someone would say their children were sick when they were not.  Because normal people don't do that.

 

The only one who has come across, to me, as really doubting any of it is Rinna. When she brought Munchausen's up at Lisa's, Kyle and LVP both looked very uncomfortable and did not engage in any of that. I don't think Kyle asking how the kids are is expressing doubt. I think she was taken aback when Yo dropped the bomb that the kids were sick as well (as I think I would be), and it seems like she's truly curious as to how they are feeling. I think the women have given Yo plenty of well wishes. They always express happiness to see her when she shows up, they tell she's looking better. Hell, Lisa and Kyle even froze their asses off to support Yo. But I imagine no amount of support, short of sitting bedside 24 hours a day and sucking the salt off of her almonds for her, would be enough to appease Her Lady of Lemons. 

 

 

 

 

I agree.  They always greet her warmly, cluck all over her when she says she's not feeling well, and send her off with cheery cries of, "Rest up, it's okay, we understand, you just take care of yourself."  They ask her all the time how she's feeling, and they patiently listen to her tales of woe and her sermons, all the while praising her and nodding sympathetically.  They ignore the fact that she never, ever asks even fleetingly anything about them.   They're encouraging and supportive, but yet it's not enough because they're not dropping everything to take care of her.  She really should shut up about that.  There are a lot of very ill people who would give anything to have even 1/8 of the support that she has.

 

None of these women are her friends in real life in any sense of the word, IMO.  They're co-workers, and I think they've been very kind to her.   And extraordinarily patient.  I'm sure they think she's a loon, but they've done a really admirable job of holding back on talking about it. 

[WireWrap]

Did anyone watch First Look tonight? It was interesting. LOL Someone said, way back at the beginning of the season, that they end up coming at LisaV and it does appear that way after the preview. It looks like Yolanda may get her way after all, knocking LisaV down.

[Vicky8675309]

Did anyone watch First Look tonight? It was interesting. LOL Someone said, way back at the beginning of the season, that they end up coming at LisaV and it does appear that way after the preview. It looks like Yolanda may get her way after all, knocking LisaV down.

 

is it available online?

That's messed up if they try to knock LisaV down. Yolanda is the boring liar and Erika is the wimpy liar. YoWoe is the one who needs to leave the show and take her friend with her. Ok, I need to relax, it's just a tv show (but I hate when they ruin a good show)

[WireWrap]

is it available online?

That's messed up if they try to knock LisaV down. Yolanda is the boring liar and Erika is the wimpy liar. YoWoe is the one who needs to leave the show and take her friend with her. Ok, I need to relax, it's just a tv show (but I hate when they ruin a good show)

I don't know if it is available on line or not. LisaV made reference to this season being like 2 seasons ago, the PR trip, early this season (on twitter I think). Maybe it will not be all that bad.

[Vicky8675309]

I do not look forward to that and I can't see how she deserves it. Too bad no one can call out YoWoe on all her shit since she is such a sick victim. I just don't see what LisaV has done to deserve an attack. I peeked at Lisa's twitter and all I found were heart touching tweets about dogs & other animals. It made me like her even more.

 

Eileen was all fangirl about Erika and Eileen was pissed about LisaV's "affair" question so I can see her jumping to the Erika/Yo side. I may end up liking Kathryn since I see her more in line with LisaV (she can still be friends with Eileen). Kyle may play the middle (just a guess). LisaR may get browbeaten into going with the numbers (I hope not) but maybe those tweets she blasted YoWoe with will put her on LisaV's side (LisaR I think is closest to Kyle IRL but I'm not sure).  I don't like them taking sides or teams but it seems to happen every season on every franchise. YoWoe has been trying to take down LisaV for two seasons and I'm on whatever team YoWoe is NOT on!

Edited February 13, 2016 by Vicky8675309

[breezy424]

There was a First Look AND a Sneak Preview.  Wish we had a place to talk about it cause it looks like things are going to get interesting.....

[WireWrap]

There was a First Look AND a Sneak Preview.  Wish we had a place to talk about it cause it looks like things are going to get interesting.....

ITA!!!!

[princelina]

Since I love my purses very much, I must weigh in here - I change purses by season and by outfit; I have a wallet with all of my wallety things, and a cosmetic bag with the rest, so it is easy to move those two things plus my phone from one bag to another.  Which is why I don't like expensive purses - when I tire of one I give it to a friend who liked it or the Goodwill bag, and you just can't do that with expensive purses.  I buy most of mine from boutiques, flea markets and antique stores and they are awesome - silk and satin and velvet and felted wool and embroidered - I have to stop because I'm getting too excited just talking about them!  But on the other hand, if you are the type of person who wants to have a great purse and carry it everywhere, forever, then you should definitely buy a really nice expensive bag that will last forever.  Eileen could do better than that slag bag she was toting, (without spending a lot of money), but for all we know she pulled that out of the soap opera dressing room to give her a scene on this show.  Whatever!  Ladies - if you don't love your purse, find one you do!  And there's always an alternative to the floor in the ladies' room :)

 

(And Yo - no one has an issue with your kids - you are correct in realizing that they are calling YOU a liar :)

[GreatKazu]

A cryo-freezing scene with a character named Yolanda and not one of the women makes a "fro-Yo" joke?

 

This show is so disappointing.

With two of these near my home, Foster Freeze easily came to my mind.

 

 

Hell, Lisa and Kyle even froze their asses off to support Yo.

YoFo won't be happy until those two decide to have their heads cut off and put in deep freeze until there is a cure developed for "Hollywood frienditis"

[Happy Camper]

so who provided those medical records? They weren't in Yolanda's hands when she walked into the restaurant?

Yes, I noticed this too. It was like magic. The envelope mysteriously appeared on the chair next to her.

She is such a poser. She totally set that scene up! Did Daisy slip in prior to the scene and place the envelope on the chair?

I'd like to know how her fans explain that one.

Edited February 13, 2016 by Happy Camper

[Avaleigh]

There was a First Look AND a Sneak Preview.  Wish we had a place to talk about it cause it looks like things are going to get interesting.....

I'm posting in the media thread since it seems like the closest fit. I don't understand why the First Look thread is locked since there are always previews to discuss anyway even if they aren't officially "first looks". 

[Snappy]

Ohhh, I like the FroYo name. I wish she would go into a deep freeze for a while and give us a break from her whining. Look up the word narcissist in the dictionary and her picture is there.

[Petunia13]

Why does the woman identify herself as a former high class call girl ? To me that sounds like she's trying to legitimize it or make it sound more impressive. You still let a man stick his dick in you and sucked cock for dollars. Doesn't matter if its $20 or $2,000.

My great grandmother was a prostitute btw and great grandfather a regular john so I'm not knocking her past; i just hate when people put on airs or she's trying to act like she was above the women doing to because of poverty or forced ino that life and the glamorization of it by idiots.

[LIMOM]

^^

She wrote a book about prostitution and she uses it as a marketing tool.

Wth knew that it was an impressive credential?

[walnutqueen]

^^

She wrote a book about prostitution and she uses it as a marketing tool.

Wth knew that it was an impressive credential?

 

Xaviera Hollander - The Happy Hooker - in 1971.

[motorcitymom65]

Hey everyone. Our wonderful Lisin has unlocked the First Looks thread, so if you watched it, please get to posting. I missed it and am longing for some scoop!

[LIMOM]

Xaviera Hollander - The Happy Hooker - in 1971.

is april's history of prostitution relevant to her current career?

Here is her bio

April Daisy White has been a teacher, a writer, a coach, and an all around motivator for people and artists. She also teaches a writing class called, ‘Right Your Life by Writing Your Life’ facilitating artists to tell their true-life stories by providing them the coaching and support they need. She teaches seminars and workshops for artists and personal growth both nationally and internationally in Canada, Europe, and The US. Daisy has helped many communities find harmony by facilitating groups through conflict resolution, teaching them to share their own stories. Most significantly, her work with children in WATTS post traumatic events and gang activity, helped a grieving community to find a voice. In 2004 she wrote and performed Sugar a one-woman show about her life. Daisy was also recently published in the anthology, “Hos, Hookers, Call Girls, and Rent Boys” and in the fall 2009 issue of the literary/art webzine, NthWORD.com. She is also a wellness coach as well as a patient advocate and a certified health coach. She more specifically focuses on patient who are chronically ill or who have Lyme disease. A Lyme disease survivor healself Daisy has helped many carve a path towards wellness.

[Satchels of gold]

Hi everyone, I'm happy to report I did not meet a fiery end over the Atlantic. In the words of Eileen "yay!" I sort of love that Lisar is crazy enough to start a Twitter war with Yo but not crazy enough to comment on the smell of someone else's lady parts . She's just the right amount of crazy for my taste. I'm sure she exhausting IRL just a ball of frenetic energy and eggerated facial expressions but damn she was born for this job.

[ElDosEquis]

A pass by whom? The guy asked that his bare ass be slapped.

 

I'll remember that - When I leer at the women who want to be looked at?

[ElDosEquis]

Oh, my, oh my!  No, that's a somewhat pricey line. Get a hold of someone who knows about fashion before donating or selling anything else, if possible! Even if you donate, knowing the true value helps on your tax return.

 

IT wasn't a buck and a half D&B purse, When I looked up the line and went to the 'cut above' purses..........I realized my mistake.

[ElDosEquis]

I'm not one for guns, so if you want the answer "Mossberg," someone else will have to do it!

 

I have an acquaintance who shoots trap (clay pigeons) and does work as a gunsmith. When we talk about guns he talks about custom made 12,000 dollar shotguns. For guys, something with a name goes a long way to impress his friends. If you build a house, does it really matter if you use a Stanley, DeWalt or Sears hammer to drive the nails? ; )

[ivygirl]

Since I love my purses very much, I must weigh in here - I change purses by season and by outfit; I have a wallet with all of my wallety things, and a cosmetic bag with the rest, so it is easy to move those two things plus my phone from one bag to another.  Which is why I don't like expensive purses - when I tire of one I give it to a friend who liked it or the Goodwill bag, and you just can't do that with expensive purses.  I buy most of mine from boutiques, flea markets and antique stores and they are awesome - silk and satin and velvet and felted wool and embroidered - I have to stop because I'm getting too excited just talking about them!  But on the other hand, if you are the type of person who wants to have a great purse and carry it everywhere, forever, then you should definitely buy a really nice expensive bag that will last forever.  Eileen could do better than that slag bag she was toting, (without spending a lot of money), but for all we know she pulled that out of the soap opera dressing room to give her a scene on this show.  Whatever!  Ladies - if you don't love your purse, find one you do!  And there's always an alternative to the floor in the ladies' room :)

 

(And Yo - no one has an issue with your kids - you are correct in realizing that they are calling YOU a liar :)

I have one purse (black) that gets used pretty much all the time. Then, I have small going-out clutches/crossbodies with fun patterns, which I use when I go out to "nicer" places and don't want to tote around all the stuff in my normal purse. I also often get small purses as gifts because of the embroidery (LOVE) or pattern. I will usually pay around $30 for the clutches... and I've even managed to get some Kate Spade ones for that price (hashtag love a good sale).

I know Kate Spade and Coach are not as chi chi as Chanel, but you can get a good one of those on sale for WAYYYY less than you'd think. Maybe even at a price that Vince wouldn't blink at. ;)

Maybe Eileen should take a page out of Marge Simpson's playbook... (er, en espanol...)

Edited February 13, 2016 by ivygirl

[grisgris]

I can't believe that I just spent an hour listening to four women in their 40s-50s sitting around arguing about who's been gossiping.  Very middle school.

 

Maybe Erika Jayne needs to add "Let It Go" to her repertoire. Speaking of, what a joke that was. Seriously? A tour bus to San Diego for a two-something hour drive? Who does a sound check for recorded music in a bar? I don't know why she has to take voice lessons to lip-sync. This chick is hilariously, shallow, dense and self-absorbed. I was really disappointed that there were no costume changes. While I'm now undecided about Erika, I loved how she shut down Mother Superior Vandepump on the bus. You go, girl!

OTOH, I don't condone blatant lying, no matter how much money you have. I thought the after-party would be rocking with Erika's dancers and gate-crashers. Otherwise, it was a crushing bore. Nice of Lisa R to bring down the mood by launching into a finger-pointing session. Yolanda wasn't even there so Who-TF cares?

 

Frozen YoFo is a bonafide nut case. WHO totes around their kids' medical records, anyway? Aren't those kids older than 18? If they are, then Mommy Dearest is violating all kinds of HIPAA laws.

Yo: "What? I am breaking the law? You say hippo? I can't remember if I've been to the zoo. I haven't been able to walk for the last 9, 12, 18 months." (You choose.)

 

The Kathryn-EIleen lunch was just boring idle superficial chatter. Maybe Kathryn will take Eileen out for a makeover. I had a denim jumpsuit just like that back in the 70s when I was in high school. Those two need better storylines or leave.

I don't know why people rag on Lisa R. about her haircut. Goldie Hawn has been wearing her same hairstyle for decades a nobody criticizes it. If a style works well and a woman wants to stick with it, then fine by me. That perky short cut suits Lisa's personality and is part of her brand.

 

I saw Lisa and her husband on WWHL the other night and there is something very odd about Harry. He seemed too polished and rehearsed. It also seemed like he was trying very hard to not engage too much with Andy. He had an almost gay-ish vibe about him.

When Kathryn mentioned her hearing problem, I thought back to the week of her saying "Don't say you know me..." in that weird accent. It makes more sense now. She sounded like other hearing-impaired people that I've heard speak before. Otherwise, she covers it well.

Edited February 13, 2016 by grisgris

[DeeplyShallow]

Frozen YoFo is a bonafide nut case. WHO totes around their kids' medical records, anyway? Aren't those kids older than 18? If they are, then Mommy Dearest is violating all kinds of HIPAA laws.

Yo: "What? I am breaking the law? You say hippo? I can't remember if I've been to the zoo. I haven't been able to walk for the last 9, 12, 18 months." (You choose.)

HIPAA is for healthcare providers only, it doesn't apply here. FroYo is breaking the mommy/child code though.

[Giselle]

These women deserve each other. None are innocent and all of them should be called on their crap.

[grisgris]

HIPAA is for healthcare providers only, it doesn't apply here. FroYo is breaking the mommy/child code though.

 

That's right. What was I thinking? LOL!

[GreatKazu]

Erika Jayne is bull!  Give me Vanity 6 back in the day.  Give me Apollonia 6 back in the day.  Those girls were sexy!  Erika Jayne is meh.  I would have been bored out of my mind at that show.  And all of the prep from her vagina obsessed assistant didn't need to be shown on camera.  Up close, her body is very doughy.  She should have tried to keep the illusion that she was at least a little toned.  And I know there will be a lot of people who disagree, so let me say that this is just MY opinion. 

 

Count me as someone else who is tired of Brook's storyline 2.0.  I couldn't give a fat rat's ass about Yolanda and her mutha fukin damned ass lyme's disease.  BRAVO!  WE JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT!  PLEASE HEAR US!!!  Damn!

 

Shame on Vanderpump and Kyle for making that huge mustard/ketchup mess and leaving it for someone else to have to clean up.  Grow up.  I lost a lot of respect for them because of that.  smdh

I agree with YOUR opinion.  I really thought Erika had a tight, toned body until the camera got REAL close. Hey, nothing wrong with her overall look. She has a nice body. I ain't hatin'. Just the illusion of what was shown in the video that was shown a few episodes back gave me the impression her thighs, ass and body were tightly-toned. When the camera showed her bare ass from behind, I was stunned at how average-looking it appeared.

 

I am beyond sick of YoFo's story line. And it is a STORY just like a Lifetime movie.

 

OK, Kyle's purse may be very expensive, but DO NOT put that dirty thing on top of the table at the restaurant.

I worked for a couple of years at a restaurant many moons ago. Restaurant tables are not clean like you think.

[GreatKazu]

HIPAA is for healthcare providers only, it doesn't apply here. FroYo is breaking the mommy/child code though.

There are exceptions to the HIPAA law and whether parents have the right. The general principle used by HIPAA's Privacy Rule is, if a person has a right to make a health care decision, then he/she has the right to control information associated with that decision. Is YoFo making health care decisions on behalf of her two children? Aren't they legally adults? If so, wouldn't they be the ones in charge of their own healthcare? I realize these are YoFo's kids so she likely forced them to see her quack, Dr. Klingon. Do her kids allow their mother to walk around Beverly Hills with their medical information in tow? If not, YoFo is violating their right to privacy regarding their medical records. Obviously, they allow her to photograph them and post about their "health crisis". 

Edited February 14, 2016 by GreatKazu

[breezy424]

I would think....or I would hope....that Yo got her kids' permission to go public with their illnesses.  I would also hope that she got their permission to show their test results.  She did supposedly kept it quiet for two years and I have a feeling that was the kids' preference.  I could go into what I think the reasoning is here but I think many of us think there are ulterior motives at this point.  Just sayin.

 

Erika is not what I would call an exceptionally toned woman but I think many would think she's hot.  She is 44 years old and had one child over twenty years ago.  I'd take Eileen's body over hers in a heartbeat.  I do think that both Erika and Eileen have incredible skin.

[GreatKazu]

 

I do think that both Erika and Eileen have incredible skin.

Oh, I agree. Erika's skin looks fabulous. She also looks great without the make-up, too. Props to the doctor. Eileen does have a nice body. I love the color of her hair especially,

[breezy424]

Speaking of which - skin - it's amazing what doctors can do today.  Last week on Access Hollywood they had early interviews with JLo.  You could see on one of her cheeks there was a definite crater, small but it was noticeable.   It ain't there today.  And that woman's skin is beautiful.

[Atwood]

Speaking of which - skin - it's amazing what doctors can do today.  Last week on Access Hollywood they had early interviews with JLo.  You could see on one of her cheeks there was a definite crater, small but it was noticeable.   It ain't there today.  And that woman's skin is beautiful.

It absolutely horrifies me that I know this, but JLo's craters are still there. They're a little bit less noticeable, I think she gets fillers in them. Her cheek-crater, along with Jennifer Aniston's nose crater, is actually one of the things that made me realize that there are limits to what can be done. Because if there was any way to get rid of craters completely, JLo would have done it. 

 

Photographic evidence: 

http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/jennifer-lopez/2014-fox-all-star-party-in-pasadena/Jennifer-Lopez:-2014-Fox-All-Star-Party--08.jpg

http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/files/2010/01/03/3/192/1922398/spl152031_010wtmk/i/Photos-Jennifer-Lopez-Book-Launch-NYC.jpg

 

PS. Probably my weirdest hobby is looking at HD close-ups of skin. Erika's is pretty great. In extreme close-ups you can see that it's getting a little bit coarser, but aside from that it's very even. And her use of filler and botox is masterful, it's really rare to see someone that age with no wrinkles, who still doesn't look freakish in close-ups (Nicole Kidman is one of the worst offenders). 

Edited February 14, 2016 by Atwood