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16 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

How many selfies does one 50ish year old woman need to post?  I’m her age.  I’m not out there posting selfies every day.  It just seems like she’s trying too hard. 

And filtering those selfies as if we’ve all forgotten her cry-monster face on the show! How she wants to be seen (filtered) and how we really see her (no filters on the cameras): 

 

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17 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

If she filters ANYTHINGK, she should start with that brown tooth.

Why do people use filters? Oh yeah, to improve your image!

Meri, the next time you use filters, may I suggest filtering your last name? Dig up your old name, filter the Brown bit and replace it with Barber. (It's easy, just like filtering away inches from your waist and replace that with whatever you normally use.)  Now, THAT would be a huge improvement!

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Meri and her “marriage certificate” came up in another thread and I started thinking about her obsession with displaying it….. wouldn’t that kind of be an obvious thing NOT to do???…rubbing it in your sister wife’s faces by framing it and hanging on the wall?

Meri is such an immature, nasty person… it seems like she took every opportunity to be “Head Bitch in Charge” and everyone knew it!

She’s dumb as a stump…. Robyn is so stealth when it comes to that stuff… in one episode Meri was digging through a box and started on about her certificate and IIRC Robyn said “we should just burn them or throw them out” ( talking about their marriage certificates) but there was no way in hell that Meri was gonna do that!! Even though she isn’t even married to Kody anymore.

Meri is so childish and transparent… 🙄

 

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8 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Meri and her “marriage certificate” came up in another thread and I started thinking about her obsession with displaying it….. wouldn’t that kind of be an obvious thing NOT to do???…rubbing it in your sister wife’s faces by framing it and hanging on the wall?

Meri is such an immature, nasty person… it seems like she took every opportunity to be “Head Bitch in Charge” and everyone knew it!

She’s dumb as a stump…. Robyn is so stealth when it comes to that stuff… in one episode Meri was digging through a box and started on about her certificate and IIRC Robyn said “we should just burn them or throw them out” ( talking about their marriage certificates) but there was no way in hell that Meri was gonna do that!! Even though she isn’t even married to Kody anymore.

Meri is so childish and transparent… 🙄

 

When Meri is like that, she is like the obsessed, psychotic, unwanted ex from a lifetime movie: the ex the man is trying to get away from, but she keeps displaying shit from their past (my mom watches these so when I visit her, I get my fill of this ridiculous drama!). 

I’ll take Robyn’s stealth mode over Meri’s loud, annoying drama any day. Robyn knows she’s got Meri beat, so she can throw in those little digs and chuckle to herself how it gets under Meri’a skin. 

Meri talks a big game about being independent, but any chance she gets Kody alone, she attempts her fully awkward and cringe worth flirting game. Every time. As if the next time, it’ll work. She’s also like the unwanted girlfriend from Wayne’s World (except Meri did try to “get over it go out with someone else” but, despite the warnings, got catfished 🤣): 

 

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17 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Meri and her “marriage certificate” came up in another thread and I started thinking about her obsession with displaying it….. wouldn’t that kind of be an obvious thing NOT to do???…rubbing it in your sister wife’s faces by framing it and hanging on the wall?

I'm sure it was on a prominent position within her Lehi house for all to see and realise its significance! They always say that all the wives are equal, yet at the same time they always refer to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd wife? And the first wife seems to be in charge? 

As for Meri's certificate: Despite all that has happened, Meri still loves Kody and letting go of that certificate would truly acknowledge the divorce and loss of her beloved husband. You often see such behaviour with people who have lost a partner or child: Getting rid of the clothes or toys is too hard, not because it brings back memories, but because it means you are closing a book and have to move forward without them. 

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4 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

Those are some ugly ass gym clothes and I bet quality is subpar as usual. 

Fabletics! Or even Target would be better. 

None of the models look happy.

Right, they all have "stank face" either from the permanent wedgie or the musty smelling and non-breathable outfits

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10 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

Those are some ugly ass gym clothes and I bet quality is subpar as usual. 

Fabletics! Or even Target would be better. 

None of the models look happy.

My eyes!!! I will have nightmares.   Haven't we seen Mariah wearing the black outfit --the middle one--in some of her posts? the purple one is the worst.   and the models are so unattractive.  

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1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

First picture is a screenshot from a video:

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WOW. Meri’s filtering addiction has gotten to the point of needing an intervention. Her face looks like it’s made out of clay. If she keeps going, her face will start looking like Voldemort’s. 

 Jesus. This woman is absolutely fucking mental. 
 

 

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9 hours ago, Tuxcat said:

In all seriousness what should Meri's hair color be? I can't figure it out. Her current brass lion color is wrong. But I don't think blonde blonde would be right and I don't think red or dark would be right. Maybe dark. Anything?

She looks better with a darker base color and a few highlights, but that becomes harder as we get older. I also think she looked better with longer hair, but her hair may be thinning and that would also be difficult to pull off. 

If  i could magically give Meri hair, it would be something like this but maybe a little longer: 

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1 hour ago, TurtlePower said:

She looks better with a darker base color and a few highlights, but that becomes harder as we get older. I also think she looked better with longer hair, but her hair may be thinning and that would also be difficult to pull off. 

If  i could magically give Meri hair, it would be something like this but maybe a little longer: 

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You inspired me! Small difference in opinion.. wigs. 

 

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On 11/24/2021 at 8:38 PM, goofygirl said:

Lipstick, Meri!!LIPSTICK!

Don’t give her any ideas—she’ll overdo it, over line and wind up looking like a clown (or filter her lips to an unrecognisable state). 

And lipstick is one of those things that just doesn’t work on some people. Let’s start Meri on some Burt’s Bees gloss first and see what happens! 😂

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On 11/25/2021 at 2:32 AM, endure said:

Technically, there's nothing new there. Well, not to us at least. All it says is that Meri and Kody don't have a real marriage anymore and that she spends huge amounts away from the family.

This is a typical Sun article; implying a lot without saying anything really. Come to think of it, it wouldn't surprise me if this forum has given them a thought or two🤔

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