Khloe

[howmanywords]

The pic on the right is a screen grab of an unaired upcoming episode of KUWTK. That shine is a shimmer powder, probably KKW. They all like to use that shit on their chests.

[GaT]

2 hours ago, Frost said:

Her boobs still look oddly shiny even in the more normal photo.

She's got gold highlighter dust on them, that's why they look shiny.

[Frost]

There seriously has to be something disconnected in her brain if she can look at that photo and believe that's what she really looks like.  And how sad that she needs to feel that way.

There also has to be something seriously disconnected in the brains of the K Fans if they both watch the show and believe the photos.  How I wish for a time machine so I could hop to the future and read a historian's viewpoint of this peculiar fixation!

[Hiyo]

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Her boobs still look oddly shiny even in the more normal photo.

Probably a mix of oil, bronzer, and lighting...

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How I wish for a time machine so I could hop to the future and read a historian's viewpoint of this peculiar fixation!

It would probably reference archived posts from Kardashian threads here.

[nexxie]

Baby bump?

https://www.eonline.com/news/1179206/khloe-kardashian-debuts-chic-new-hairstyle-alongside-tristan-thompson-after-kylie-jenners-birthday-trip

A new nest? (Love the flowers and lemons at Khloe’s place.)

https://people.com/home/khloe-kardashian-tristan-thompson-looking-for-house-together-start-fresh/

Edited August 15, 2020 by nexxie

[Cocoa Puff]

4 hours ago, nexxie said:

Baby bump?

https://www.eonline.com/news/1179206/khloe-kardashian-debuts-chic-new-hairstyle-alongside-tristan-thompson-after-kylie-jenners-birthday-trip

A new nest? (Love the flowers and lemons at Khloe’s place.)

https://people.com/home/khloe-kardashian-tristan-thompson-looking-for-house-together-start-fresh/

thats a baby girl gift giving me more bread crumbs to believe that Kylie is pregnant with baby #2 and Khloe is looking real suspect in that outfit isn't the LA area in a heatwave? like it looks like shes got on a shirt underneath that long sleeve t shirt 

Buying a house with community peen Tristin? meh i guess girl, do you. But make sure you keep the house when he cheats on you again.

[nexxie]

That pic was after the birthday trip, so it may be a gift from Kylie.

[BitterApple]

We'll see how long Tristan plays house once the pandemic ends and things go back to normal. 

[suomi]

Khloe on Instagram two days ago: "Not a secret, just not your business.” 

Indeed, the irony is rich.

 

[Hiyo]

And most likely lost on her.

[GaT]

Is anybody surprised?

Scott Disick Confirms Khloe Kardashian, Tristan Thompson Back Together

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Scott Disick appears to have accidentally confirmed Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson are back together. OOPS!!!

Lord Disick spilled the beans Friday when he commented on Khloe's bikini pic on Instagram and wrote, "@realtristan13 is a lucky man!" But, Scott must have quickly realized he spilled the beans ... because he was quick to delete it.

 

[nexxie]

Not surprised - still think she’s pregnant (see pic above).

[nexxie]

Kourtney talking about advice from Khloe - looks like Khloe has no tolerance when it comes to other people’s men.

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/kourtney-kardashian-i-wouldnt-go-to-kim-for-relationship-advice/

“It depends on what the advice is for,” the Poosh founder, 41, said on Kate Hudson and Oliver Hudson’s “Sibling Revelry” podcast on Thursday, September 10. “[For] guy advice, I think Khloé [Kardashian]. But Khloé’s is harsh, harsh advice.”

Kendall Jenner, who was also present for the interview, agreed with Kourtney’s sentiment. The 24-year-old model said that Khloé, 36, is “super harsh when it comes to relationship advice,” and the mother-of-three added that the Good American cofounder has “no tolerance.”

[Cocoa Puff]

1 hour ago, nexxie said:

Kourtney talking about advice from Khloe - looks like Khloe has no tolerance when it comes to other people’s men.

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/kourtney-kardashian-i-wouldnt-go-to-kim-for-relationship-advice/

“It depends on what the advice is for,” the Poosh founder, 41, said on Kate Hudson and Oliver Hudson’s “Sibling Revelry” podcast on Thursday, September 10. “[For] guy advice, I think Khloé [Kardashian]. But Khloé’s is harsh, harsh advice.”

Kendall Jenner, who was also present for the interview, agreed with Kourtney’s sentiment. The 24-year-old model said that Khloé, 36, is “super harsh when it comes to relationship advice,” and the mother-of-three added that the Good American cofounder has “no tolerance.”

So Khloe can dish it out but can't seem to keep that same "harsh" advice when it comes to her own relationships?

[nexxie]

1 hour ago, carolinagirl81 said:

So Khloe can dish it out but can't seem to keep that same "harsh" advice when it comes to her own relationships?

Looks like it. Funny to even go to Khloe for guy advice, given her track record - but Kourt did say they should go to Kim, since she’s the only married one. I can imagine her lording it over them all!

Edited September 11, 2020 by nexxie

[Veronique Bette]

2 hours ago, nexxie said:

Looks like it. Funny to even go to Khloe for guy advice, given her track record - but Kourt did say they should go to Kim, since she’s the only married one. I can imagine her lording it over them all!

Yep, Kim is the only married one, so if I were her sibling, I would most surely go to her for relationship advice...and then do the exact opposite of what she advised. All of her marriages have been disasters and her current husband is disturbingly bizarre, to put it in the kindest terms. So in those circumstances, if I were that desperately in need of relationship advice, I'd have more confidence in a Ouija board or tarot cards. Just sayin'

[nexxie]

25 minutes ago, Veronique Bette said:

Yep, Kim is the only married one, so if I were her sibling, I would most surely go to her for relationship advice...and then do the exact opposite of what she advised. All of her marriages have been disasters and her current husband is disturbingly bizarre, to put it in the kindest terms. So in those circumstances, if I were that desperately in need of relationship advice, I'd have more confidence in a Ouija board or tarot cards. Just sayin'

Nobody in the family has had a long-lasting healthy relationship. Kris seems to have taught them to hook up with people for a specific purpose - like money, fame, connections or babies - and kick ‘em to the curb when that purpose is fulfilled.

[DangerousMinds]

3 hours ago, carolinagirl81 said:

So Khloe can dish it out but can't seem to keep that same "harsh" advice when it comes to her own relationships?

Kim does the same thing.

[GaT]

I'm watching "The Home Edit"on Netflix, & they did an episode with Khloe. They're the people who organized her house with all those color coded containers she loves. This time they did her "garage". I put quotes around the word garage because it was just a small space that had obviously never had a car in it.. But anyway, they were calling it a garage.

[Cocoa Puff]

15 hours ago, GaT said:

I'm watching "The Home Edit"on Netflix, & they did an episode with Khloe. They're the people who organized her house with all those color coded containers she loves. This time they did her "garage". I put quotes around the word garage because it was just a small space that had obviously never had a car in it.. But anyway, they were calling it a garage.

I follow the Home Edit on IG and they did Kim's house too because i recall a post Home Edit made about how Kim wanted all glass storage to be more eco friendly

[GaT]

42 minutes ago, carolinagirl81 said:

I follow the Home Edit on IG and they did Kim's house too because i recall a post Home Edit made about how Kim wanted all glass storage to be more eco friendly

I haven't watched it all yet, so maybe they're saving Kim for last.

[Cocoa Puff]

5 hours ago, GaT said:

I haven't watched it all yet, so maybe they're saving Kim for last.

Maybe because all of these were done last year. 

[GaT]

Another Reddit find:

As usual, it's so photoshopped that's she's barely recognizable, but I was looking at her fingers, & just could not think of why she suddenly had alien fingers that were twice as long as a normal humans. I finally realized that her fingers are in a direct line with her boob. She stretched it out so that her boobs were bigger, & in the process gave herself alien fingers.

[Nicmar]

5 hours ago, GaT said:

Another Reddit find:

As usual, it's so photoshopped that's she's barely recognizable, but I was looking at her fingers, & just could not think of why she suddenly had alien fingers that were twice as long as a normal humans. I finally realized that her fingers are in a direct line with her boob. She stretched it out so that her boobs were bigger, & in the process gave herself alien fingers.

her long talons make her finger look long. I can't understand her or Kylie having long nails like that and they have small children. I forgot they have nannies raising their kids.

[Marley]

Lmao look at this pic she posted like holy fucking photoshopped. She’s such a joke.
 

 

[nexxie]

Khloe got $600,000+ for that getup posted to instagram - guess she’s laughing all the way to the bank. For them, it’s getting paid for playing dress-up - the sillier, the better.

https://screenrant.com/keeping-up-with-kardashians-instagram-post-earnings/

[howmanywords]

I think they only get paid for actual advertisements (posts that specify its an ad). That looks like one of Khloe's pathetic attempts at trying to be the hottest Kardashian MILF  and using her usual bad photoshop to look people she looks nothing like. The other day it was Beyonce, this time Ariana Grande. And of course when she gets laughed at she gets defensive.

[suomi]

6 minutes ago, howmanywords said:

and using her usual bad photoshop to look people she looks nothing like.

Bible. My genuine reaction usually is "Who's that?"

I flove the occasional internet offering of the real photo alongside the altered photo. 

Warning: empty your bladder first!

[nexxie]

4 hours ago, howmanywords said:

I think they only get paid for actual advertisements (posts that specify its an ad). That looks like one of Khloe's pathetic attempts at trying to be the hottest Kardashian MILF  and using her usual bad photoshop to look people she looks nothing like. The other day it was Beyonce, this time Ariana Grande. And of course when she gets laughed at she gets defensive.

Kylie’s photo of giant thighs got a ton of clicks - so do Khloe’s mega-photoshopped posts. All about the attention received - that drives the price. There really is a method to their madness.

[emma675]

I read somewhere that you can tell what people are the most insecure about because it's what they photoshop the most. For Khloe, I guess it's her nose, chin, and jawline. I would also include her lips but she doesn't actually need to shop those since they're totally full of filler now.

[Aw my lahgs]

Without all the photoshop Khloe doesn’t look all that great:

 

[Magog]

On 10/3/2020 at 1:51 AM, Marley said:

Lmao look at this pic she posted like holy fucking photoshopped. She’s such a joke.

Khloe has been a joke & there is nothing sexy about that outfit. I think Lex would rather bathe himself in hot lava than be around whatever the hell Khloe is suppose to be. 

 

On 10/3/2020 at 9:18 AM, nexxie said:

Khloe got $600,000+ for that getup posted to instagram - guess she’s laughing all the way to the bank. For them, it’s getting paid for playing dress-up - the sillier, the better.

Why would any self-respecting company want to throw away $600,000 for that? That company is better off throwing that money into the sewer. I don't see the point in this photo op other than that company sucks & has no standards and that Khloe looks even more crappier than she usually does.

On 10/3/2020 at 11:15 AM, howmanywords said:

That looks like one of Khloe's pathetic attempts at trying to be the hottest Kardashian MILF  and using her usual bad photoshop to look people she looks nothing like. The other day it was Beyonce, this time Ariana Grande. And of course when she gets laughed at she gets defensive.

When I think of MILF, Khloe & the rest of those Kardashians are the complete opposite of it.

Edited October 4, 2020 by Magog

[GaT]

How Tristan Thompson Won Khloe Kardashian Back

Anybody surprised?

[goofygirl]

Obviously, she wants to have another baby so True has a "true" sibling.  

[nexxie]

Khloe and Tristan bought a new house together - and Kris got the one next door. Moving every few years must be part of their wealth accumulation plan - they sell for millions more than the next house costs. Wonder how Kimmie feels about Kris moving away from her street and right next to Khloe (different part of same neighborhood).

https://variety.com/2020/dirt/entertainers/khloe-kardashian-kris-jenner-buy-side-by-side-hidden-hills-mansions-1234818458/

Edited October 31, 2020 by nexxie

[GaT]

Khloe Kardashian Sells $15.5 Million Calabasas Mansion to Dhar Mann

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Khloe Kardashian has sold her longtime mansion for $15.5 million, a record price that ranks, by more than a million dollars, as the most ever paid for a house in the city of Calabasas. It’s also more than double the $7.2 million that Kardashian paid for the property six years ago.

 

[Aw my lahgs]

On 10/30/2020 at 6:03 PM, nexxie said:

Khloe and Tristan bought a new house together - and Kris got the one next door. Moving every few years must be part of their wealth accumulation plan - they sell for millions more than the next house costs. Wonder how Kimmie feels about Kris moving away from her street and right next to Khloe (different part of same neighborhood).

https://variety.com/2020/dirt/entertainers/khloe-kardashian-kris-jenner-buy-side-by-side-hidden-hills-mansions-1234818458/

What could possibly go wrong with them buying a home together.....

[skipnjump]

7 hours ago, Aw my lahgs said:

What could possibly go wrong with them buying a home together.....

LOL.  I'm guessing Baby #2 announcement within 3 months, if not sooner....

[iwantcookies]

What did she do to her face? It doesn’t look like the original one at all 🤣🤣🤣

[nexxie]

Khloe, Tristan and True were photographed as a cute little family for Halloween - but I wonder if True ever gets to play with her big brother.

 

[ginger90]

🤦‍♀️
 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHqqi05JkI9/?hl=en

[GaT]

21 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

🤦‍♀️
 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHqqi05JkI9/?hl=en

😕😕😕😕

[heatherchandler]

34 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

🤦‍♀️
 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHqqi05JkI9/?hl=en

They have the show on E! so it’s obviously turned into an E! promo vehicle.

[goofygirl]

Oh my..... Does this mean Koko has just jumped ahead of Kimye for a minute?? Lort.  Good on Koko for making the big $$$ for her property sale. I'm glad  she's got some coin going into the hideousness of the show going away. Koko and Kourtney are on the low end of the cash pile of the family.

[geauxaway]

I’ve seen her migraine med commercial so many times this week it gives me a dang migraine.  

[Cocoa Puff]

52 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

I’ve seen her migraine med commercial so many times this week it gives me a dang migraine.  

Is it the same one that Serena Williams is doing? Also I haven't seen it.

[Wavy]

She looks really pretty in the migraine commercial.  Yeah, I know about all the plastic surgery.  Money well spent, as Wendy Williams would say.

[DangerousMinds]

26 minutes ago, Wavy said:

She looks really pretty in the migraine commercial.  Yeah, I know about all the plastic surgery.  Money well spent, as Wendy Williams would say.

She looked just fine before, IMO.

[Magog]

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I’ve seen her migraine med commercial so many times this week it gives me a dang migraine.  

Everything about Khloe, her constant tomfoolery, & the rest of the Kardashians are migraine-inducing.

[Cocoa Puff]

On 11/21/2020 at 1:21 AM, geauxaway said:

I’ve seen her migraine med commercial so many times this week it gives me a dang migraine.  

Just saw the commercial and it's a different medication than the one Serena Williams is being paid/might actually take to advertise.

She does look good in the ad, very "regular woman" in appearance they toned down the Kardashian-Jenner look that they all have.