S05.E21: Reunion Part 2

[Avaleigh]

What's Brandi doing with her face? I kept expecting the couch to break away to reveal Wayland Flowers with his hand up her skirt making her talk.

 

No, I believe Brandi's hand was up Andy's ass making him talk.

 

This totally reminds me of the movie Chicago and that song "and then they both reached for the gun" where Richard Gere is the puppet master and Renee Zellweger is the puppet. I had to blend the slap and the wine incidents together but I still think it's funny.

 

A RHBH version of We Both Reached For the Gun only in this case I went with Wine. ;-)

 

Mr Andy Cohen and the press conference rag.

Notice how his mouth never moves.

...Almost.

[REPORTERS]

Where'd you come from?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

California

[REPORTERS]

And your parents?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

They were hippies.

[REPORTERS]

Where are they now?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

Sacramento.

[ANDY]

But she was granted one more start

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

A chance where I could play the tart!

[REPORTERS]

When'd you get here?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

1990

[REPORTERS]

How old were you?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

Don't remember

[REPORTERS]

Then what happened?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

I met Eddie

And he stole my heart away

Convinced me to elope one day

[YOLANDA (spoken)]

Oh you poor dear I cant believe what you have been through. A California girl! A run-away marriage!

Now tell us Brandi...

[YOLANDA]

Who's Lisa Vanderpump?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

My ex-showfriend.

[REPORTERS]

Why'd you slap her?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

I was play-ing.

[REPORTERS]

Was she angry?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

Like a madwoman

Still I said, "Lisa, move along."

[ANDY]

She knew that she was doing wrong.

[REPORTERS]

Then describe it.

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

We were joking.

[REPORTERS]

Did you slap her?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

Accidentally!

[ANDY]

She just wanted a fun time.

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

And yet we both reached for the wine

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes we both

Oh yes we both

Oh yes, we both reached for

The wine, the wine, the wine, the wine

Oh yes, we both reached for the wine

For the wine.

[REPORTERS]

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both

Oh yes, they both

Oh yes, they both reached for

The wine, the wine, the wine, the wine,

Oh yes, they both reached for the wine

for the wine.

[ANDY]

Understandable, understandable

Yes it's perfectly understandable

Comprehensible, Comprehensible

Not a bit reprehensible

It's so defensible...

[REPORTERS]

How're you feeling?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

Very frightened

[REPORTERS]

Are you sorry?

[brandi]

Are you kidding?

[REPORTERS]

What's your statement?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

All I'd say is

Though my choo-choo jumped the track

I'd give my life to take it back

[REPORTERS]

And?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

Stay away from...

[REPORTERS]

What?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

Pills and liquor...

[REPORTERS]

And?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

And the men who...

[REPORTERS]

What?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

Play around...

[REPORTERS]

And what?

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

That's the thought that...

[REPORTERS]

Yeah

[ANDY (as Brandi)]

Came upon me...

[REPORTERS]

When?

[ANDY]

When we both reached for the wine!

[KIM]

Understandable, understandable

[ANDY AND KIM]

Yes, it's perfectly understandable

Comprehensible, comprehensible

Not a bit reprehensible

It's so defensible!

[REPORTERS]

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both

Oh yes, they both

Oh yes, they both reached for

[ANDY (spoken)]

Let me hear it!

[REPORTERS]

The wine, the wine, the wine,

The wine

Oh yes, they both reached

For the wine

For the wine

[ANDY (spoken)]

A little louder!

[REPORTERS]

For the wine.

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both

Oh yes, they both

Oh yes, they both reached

For the wine, the wine,

[ANDY (spoken)]

Now you got it!

 

I'd honestly like to see an Annie Leibovitz/Vanity Fair style shoot of Andy and select housewives where he's dressed as the puppet master. If they were to choose seven or eight housewives from all of the franchises I wonder who would make the cut? 

Edited April 9, 2015 by Avaleigh

[GreatKazu]

Bravo Avaleigh!

[JAYJAY1979]

When Brandi was talking about how Eileen's house is creepy, etc.. I wish someone would have said 'at least she owns a house.. how's that new rental working out for you glanville'.  Brandi would have probably responded with a couple of f-bombs. 

[zoeysmom]

Actually Wayland Flowers is just about the only guy in California that hasn't had his hand up Brandi's skirt.

 

I think it is him, Ken, Maurcio, Mr. Joyce, David My Love Foster, Paul and Terry Botched and Richard Simmons.  I wouldn't take a bet on anyone else because there is a fifty fifty chance that they might have lost a wristwatch up there. Just sayn'

Remember Brandi had her cha-cha surgical tightened to cut down on the use of her uterus being used as a lost and found locker of various wristwatches, rings and sex toys that were once sucked into that vortex know as Brandi. Of course we would not know of the cha-cha tightening if Brandi had not made it public in hopes of attracting that caliber of men that find that sort of thing alluring.  If that didn't nab them there was always the chance of a threesome.

 

I would add Harry Hamlin to the list of never evers.

Edited April 9, 2015 by zoeysmom

[Giselle]

 

 

A RHBH version of We Both Reached For the Gun only in this case I went with Wine. ;-)

 

Mr Andy Cohen and the press conference rag.

 

BRAVO!!!

[itsmeyousee]

There has been lots of talk about Brandi will burn Kim just like she has with the others. But during this ep , i got the feeling it was the other way round. Like Kim is letting Brandi cop all the stuff so she can come in with a particular statement meant to really crush then pop back down again and Brandi starts yelling  again. Everything about Kim seem very calculated and predetermined, like she has the agenda this time.

[Almost 3000]

Which is why I wouldn't blame Kyle, Lisa V, Lisa R and Eileen going William Tecumseh Sherman on Brandy and Kim. If they want war give it to them till they are sick of it. No holds barred. Freeze them out of events, no contact, go there with them, use their tactics, attack them where it hurts.

"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want."

 

"We are not fighting armies but a hostile people, and must make old and young, rich and poor, feel the hard hand of war."

 

"War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over."

 

William Tecumseh Sherman

 Has a freeze out of a RHW ever worked? Production has sidelined a HW because she's boring but if they think she will still bring drama they arrange things like that Goodfellas sit-down of ATL's Danielle and Caroline or they bring in someone to be her friend. I can't think of a HW that was successfully ignored by their cast because they were hated.

[Bronzedog]

I think Kim has warnicke-korsakoff Syndrome (wet brain) from her years of drinking and she's truly delusional.

[WireWrap]

There has been lots of talk about Brandi will burn Kim just like she has with the others. But during this ep , i got the feeling it was the other way round. Like Kim is letting Brandi cop all the stuff so she can come in with a particular statement meant to really crush then pop back down again and Brandi starts yelling  again. Everything about Kim seem very calculated and predetermined, like she has the agenda this time.

I can see Kim turning on Brandi in the blink of an eye and visa versa. If both come back next season, one of them will turn on the other in a very vicious way.

 

 Has a freeze out of a RHW ever worked? Production has sidelined a HW because she's boring but if they think she will still bring drama they arrange things like that Goodfellas sit-down of ATL's Danielle and Caroline or they bring in someone to be her friend. I can't think of a HW that was successfully ignored by their cast because they were hated.

Alexis, OC, was for the most part frozen out.

[Giselle]

 Has a freeze out of a RHW ever worked? Production has sidelined a HW because she's boring but if they think she will still bring drama they arrange things like that Goodfellas sit-down of ATL's Danielle and Caroline or they bring in someone to be her friend. I can't think of a HW that was successfully ignored by their cast because they were hated.

 

 

Just basic high school mean girl stuff. Brandy would know where they are coming from. Her mental age is that of a 14 year old. Be nice to her and she walks all over you, so don't be anything to her at all.

 

For Brandy,they can ignore her on camera, off camera, she can say something and we hear crickets or they turn their backs and walk away. They can have parties where she is not invited and then talk about it in front of her when they have to get together.  She is not allowed in their homes. They can freeze her out of their outside social events, making sure she doesn't make the cut, or have security escorting her out if she tries to come in. She gives them a gift, don't accept it or if sent return it to her. Make it clear you will have nothing to do with her.

 

 Brandy's opening credit line was " She would rather kick ass than kiss them." And what did she do all season long, she kissed Lisa V's ass hoping for a reconciliation. The bitch jumped through hoops trying to make up with Lisa and Lisa wouldn't have it. The freeze out tactic would work. Heck Lisa froze out Yolanda at the beginning of the season and it got to Yo. Lisa didn't apologize and really didn't need to.

 

 

As far as Kim goes hit her where it hurts. Expose her at every turn for what she is calmly and coolly and walk away. Expose her history for all to hear, say your truth, don't engage her and walk away. She hates you anyway and all she does is manipulate to get what she needs. Give it back to her.

Edited April 9, 2015 by Giselle

[mbaywife123]

Sorry I'm a day late to the party! Agree with just about everything everyone else has posted. I loved Eileen and LisaR just not giving into Kim's bullshit. LisaR telling Kim that it's all on film and that basically Kim is the one showing her nasty self was great. Thank You to production and editors this season for finally showing the real Kim and her BFF. It looks as if they are sick of having to deal with the both of them.

[hypnotoad]

 

It came off more as just arguing with Kyle but how many times does Brandi have to indicate (to others) that she isn't the right BFF for Kim.  She has told Jennifer on air, she has told Lisar on air and now she is essentially telling Kyle she doesn't want to be in the mix.

 

But she hasn't told Kim that has she? Telling others that she isn't a good BFF for Kim does no good when she keeps inserting herself between the sisters. BG is the one whispering in Kim's ear about what a great friend she has been and what a terrible sister Kyle has been.

 

 

It was also defaming to Eileen's character to call her a "homewrecker".  I'm not sure anyone but the people involved know what really happened and Brandi was also insinuating that it was Eileen who was 100% responsible for coming inbetween Vince and his ex-wife, not Vince for breaking up his own marriage

 

Exactly. Eileen said in her TH ( I believe) that she told her then husband what was going on. Perhaps Vince wasn't quite as forthcoming to his wife. Vince has just as much responsibility for the affair etc as Eileen. For BG to keep throwing this at Eileen's feet is ridiculous.

 

 

Can someone explain to me why I'm supposed to be so outraged that Lisa Rinna sent her threatening texts when Brandi sat across from Kyle and point blank told her at least three times that she was going to beat the hell out of her?

 

Because BG had reasons for threatening Kyle. Like if you take a pain pill that is prescribed to someone else, it's okay if you have reasons. Lisa R doesn't have reasons - she's just crazy and will commit assault!

 

 

when Kim said she didn't do that

 

As if Kim remembers any thing from minute to minute. Every single thing she said during this part 2 of the reunion was either an out and out lie or proof she can't remember a thing that happens.

 

 

Kim  protected you and didn’t speak of it, so I won't go into details now, but we all know it was      unforgiveable.

 

And there goes BG again. Tossing out some bullshit lie and waiting for people to run with it. There is nothing that Kyle would have done at the wedding that could be that bad or unforgivable. Give me a break.

 

My mom did something absolutely so horrible at my sisters wedding, it makes me mad even thinking about it now and that was like 20 years ago. And I mean it when I say she did something truly unforgivable. My sister still ended up forgiving her and I finally spoke to her again after nearly a year.

[MatildaMoody]

Funny, yet sad thing is, they could all just start flinging lies and random poo at each other and it wouldn't matter anymore.  Stand up. flip the double bird and do Rinna's ass clown dance (thank you, lulu).  Still wouldn't matter.  Scream and cry and hurl accusations.  As it is, this franchise is done.  Stick a fork in it. It seems like it just doesn't matter what any of them do anymore.  How can they make this work for another season?

 

I've seen it before when posters have said, 'if so and so is back next season I'm done' and I take that with a grain of salt because these Hos are as addictive as a fentanyl patch.  But I think a lot of us are really over it this time.  If Kim comes back I'm out for sure.

 

I think you answered your own question. This season could work without Kim and Brandi. Brandi was never a good fit because the only thing she can bring is conflict. Kim was never a good fit because she never wanted to show up for the job and when she did, it was with vague excuses and (this season) venomous accusations.

 

I say if they want someone who doesn't bring the posh lifestyle but is capable of bringing the drama, they should bring the newly married Taylor. Camille knows better than to be the villain again and even though she brings the money porn, she won't bring anything else. Adrianne simply isn't interesting so whatever money porn she can bring would be covered in glitter, tinsel, and trying too hard - which might be interesting if she played it right. But, Taylor has a new husband that I assume is moneyed, plus she has all of her grifting ways to answer for. Plus, Taylor can be funny in the right circumstance.

 

This whole thing was supposed to be mindless entertainment, a chance for us to poke fun at people with tons more money and an insatiable need to be famous. So, ditch Brandi and Kim. Bring back someone like Taylor (if not Taylor), keep Rinna and Eileen, and lets just get on with it.

[BlackMamba]

Ratings Time!

 

BH tops all and NYC not so much

 

[What Fresh Hell]

Adrianne simply isn't interesting so whatever money porn she can bring would be covered in glitter, tinsel, and

Magic!

I hear she does magic now.

[HumblePi]

I'm not liking any of these women. I want them all to go and have Bravo do a clean sweep and start fresh with 7 new Beverly Hills rich again women whose careers might need a jump-start. Look at Lisa Rinna, she made the choice to be on the show to get her sagging career bumped up. Now she's doing multiple television shows. She's co-hosting on Access Hollywood, she's doing more commercials and guest appearances than she has in many years. I used to like her in the first few episodes, I don't anymore. Brandi is right. At the 2nd installment of the reunion, they all looked like a pack of desperate, aging, rich, nasty, ambitious wenches.

 

I don't want to ever see Camille, Taylor, Charlton, Joyce or Adrienne ever again. There shouldn't be any necessity to recycle a housewife. We just didn't care enough about them then, and still don't. (the viewers have voted)  I'd like to see a whole new batch of housewives and I nominate Kathy Hilton, Faye Resnick, Meg Ryan, Sharon Osborne, and maybe Demi Moore. Now THAT would be an interesting collections of bitchy women.

Magic!

I hear she does magic now.

Adrienne could have magically appeared falling out of that creepy Prince of Denmak's ass and hardly anyone would turn an eye to watch that.

[HumblePi]

Ratings Time!

 

BH tops all and NYC not so much

 

I find it quite interesting that the #1 and #2 most watched cable shows are actually diametrically opposed to each other. One is all booze, sex, excess, and wealth flaunting. The other is don't touch, don't kiss, wear a dress when you swim, and have lots of babies. Isn't that weird that there's nothing in the middle that comes close to normality?

[BlackMamba]

Taking after her stepmom Camille.  Love it.

 

 

[HumblePi]

Here's a quick refresher of the terminology we've heard over the last few episodes;

 

Histrionics: Behavior or speech for effect, as insincere or exaggerated expression of an emotion; dramatics; operatics

Gaslighting: A form of mental abuse in which information is twisted or spun, selectively omitted to favor the abuser, or false information is presented with the intent of making victims doubt their own memory, perception, and sanity.

Projecting: A person defends themselves against unpleasant impulses by denying their existence in themselves, while attributing them to others. For example, a person who is rude may constantly accuse other people of being rude

 

This is a list of the top one-hundred personality disorder traits. I found it interesting because any one of the RHOBH meets the criteria for most of the 100.

http://outofthefog.net/CommonBehaviors/Top100Traits.html

 

[imjagain]

Taking after her stepmom Camille.  Love it.

Oh, snap!

[CrinkleCutCat]

.

Can we have an all-star season of Real Housewives and just put all the awesome people together? I'd take the Lisas and Eileen and drop them in with Radzi, Lu and Yummi Tummy. Send them on vacation, I'd watch that forever.

100% YES to this!

[breezy424]

Congradulations Brandi you have managed to prove everybody on this board right. They said you would get close to Kim, learn the family secrets and promptly spill them. You are a predictable vile human being. I have no doubt that whatever Kyle did (if she even did anything) it is nowhere as unspeakable as your drunken tampon antics, stds, wine toss, face slap, black out sex and the menstral crime scene you described. Knowing Kyles social game something unspeakable would be not rsvp ing in time.

 

Short of killing someone, and that obviously didn't happen, I don't care what Kyle 'supposedly' did at Brooke's wedding.   In the Kim versus Kyle debacle, I'm team Kyle all the way.   I doubt that anything happened except for Kim's 'reality' making something out of nothing.  Kim is seriously demented.  I have no doubt her children know it.  Do they admit recognizing it?  Maybe not.  But, unless they're as screwed up as her, they know in their hearts.  I feel for them. 

 

And for Brandi bringing this up in her blog.  Well, that tells you all you need know about Brandi.  And she's still going back to Sheana.  Didn't Lisa apologize?  Doesn't that make it ok according to Brandi's rules? 

 

Other thoughts....I do find Rinna a bit annoying.  Mostly at the reunion.  I do give her props for standing up against Kim and Brandi but she has to learn when to shut it down when it comes to other people and their gripes with Brandi and Kim. 

 

Eileen is soooo good.  As others have stated, she's to the point with a dagger, and doesn't get ruffled.  I wish I could be that good.  A part of me wishes the reunion was just Brandi, Kim and Eileen.

 

And lastly, the reunion takes what, eight or more hours?  And we see only three?  Imagine what we didn't see.  I'd like to think that Andy had a reason to his madness in placating Brandi.  I would hope that his agenda was to let Brandi and Kim bury themselves (the additional editing of seeing what really happened certainly showed this).  I don't think Andy is the least bit afraid of Kim but I think he's kind of terrified of Brandi if she is let go.  Brandi has a big mouth.  I would like to think that he can say, after she's let go, that he gave her every opportunity to defend herself.  Or then again, maybe he did bring up the hypocrisy and the truth of what Brandi and Kim said and it was edited out because showing what actually happened was much more clarifying.  I don't know.  The bottom line is that I hope he and the powers that be know that it's time for these two to go.  

[Trooper York]

I think if they cut open Brandi's vagina it would be like the sharks belly in "Jaws."

You would find a license plate, a spare tire, innumerable tampons, one of Monty's pain patches, Gerald Butlers loincloth from the 300 and a lost and very scared Dutch boy.

Edited April 9, 2015 by Trooper York

[BlackMamba]

Brandi's family is fucked up. So why not enjoy being a spectator at the Richards sisters drama and pretend to never be involved. Good thing LVP wont let her ass skate next week on this. Brandi had a big hand into why the sisters keep being at each other's throats. Shes about 15% of the problem while the rest belongs to Kim. Brandi was smirking a great deal towards the end when Lisa R and Kim were having. Shes definitely a drama ho like admitted to being one to Eileen on how Eileen brings nothing to the show.

Edited April 9, 2015 by BlackMamba

[Leroux]

What did she do - fuck the dog????  The splits on the wedding cake?

 

I'm just not buying it.  There's nothing Kyle could have done at that wedding to get the side-eye from me - not in that whacked out family.

Was Brandi invited to Brooke's first wedding? I don't remember seeing her there.

If Brandi wasn't there, then she is only going by what kim has told her and Kim is a liar who lies, for all we know kyle asked kim, how are you doing? Or is everything okay? And Kim just blurted some nonsense about how Kyle was questioning her sobriety and that is unforgivable.

Brandi and Kim are exhausting..,..

[pbutler111]

I have to say, I really love Lisa V., but she needs to update her look.  I've never seen her look so frumpy as she has on this reunion.  She can look really beautiful, but you'd never know it to judge her just based on her reunion appearance.

[Avaleigh]

I think if they cut open Brandi's vagina it would be like the sharks belly in "Jaws."

You would find a license plate, a spare tire, innumerable tampons, one of Monty's pain patches, Gerald Butlers loincloth from the 300 and a lost and very scared Dutch boy.

Trooper York, it pains me that I can't like this post until tomorrow.

[zoeysmom]

Was Brandi invited to Brooke's first wedding? I don't remember seeing her there.

If Brandi wasn't there, then she is only going by what kim has told her and Kim is a liar who lies, for all we know kyle asked kim, how are you doing? Or is everything okay? And Kim just blurted some nonsense about how Kyle was questioning her sobriety and that is unforgivable.

Brandi and Kim are exhausting..,..

Last we heard Kim's kids detest Brandi.  I am sure Brandi will be a guest at the next wedding if it means not having to listen to Mom give a toast go on and on about how much Monty loves her and how they are best friends, mom's love of unicorns, turtles and show Escape to Witch Mountain and Hello Larry reruns on the Jumbotron.  I am thinking the obvious is being over looked here-Brooke just got married 10 months ago in a big white dress and in a formal setting.  Let's talk about screwed up kids.

[erikdepressant]

Adrienne could have magically appeared falling out of that creepy Prince of Denmark's ass and hardly anyone would turn an eye to watch that.

The image alone. I'm dying.

 

"Something is rotten in the Prince of Denmark -- oh, hi, Adrienne!"

[Granimal]

For me, Lisa VP was the queen of the reunion, with Kyle a close second. I know many love Rinna, but she's too show-boaty for my tastes. I always feel as if she's acting for the cameras and trying to create cute little dramatic moments. Like she's playing a character. I also felt like she butted in too much when it wasn't about her.

 

I thought Kyle looked amazing as always. Brandi's hair looked much better than usual, while Eileen's hair looked much dryer than usual. I prefer Eileen's wavy hairstyle.

 

Not that it matters (re:Patchgate), but since we're all speculating here, I'll throw in my own two cents. This is all just my opinion of course. I tend to think that Kim took a Fentanyl patch. They're usually referred to as "patches" in street terms, and they're about the strongest opiate you can get. And Kim was very high.

 

Subutex (Buprenorphine) is a little white pill that the patient puts under their tongue that lessens withdrawal symptoms. Suboxone film (Buprenorphine naloxone) is the little orange strip that the patient dissolves under their tongue. There are low ceiling effects on the Sub's, and its very difficult to get high off of them. Particularly if you are already opiate-dependant, which I assume Kim is. If Kim were prescribed one of the Sub's that would be great for her, because there are many federal regulations that go along with it. You'd have to be drug-tested often, and receive mandatory drug counseling. I suppose she could buy one off the street, but people with opiate-dependance typically only buy those to get through their day and to avoid active withdrawal, as there's not much "bang for your buck". Fentanyl makes Subutex look like tylenol.

 

Kim's hospital stay is weird. If she went in complaining of withdrawal from opiates, she should have only been kept for a few hours- an IV to rehydrate her and that's about it. Possibly she went in complaining of alcohol withdrawal. However, at this point I doubt she was even there at all. Or if she was- she was either drug seeking or trying to use it as an excuse for taking someone's pain medication.

 

[LotusFlower]

This totally reminds me of the movie Chicago and that song "and then they both reached for the gun" where Richard Gere is the puppet master and Renee Zellweger is the puppet. I had to blend the slap and the wine incidents together but I still think it's funny.

 

A RHBH version of We Both Reached For the Gun only in this case I went with Wine. ;-)

 

Mr Andy Cohen and the press conference rag.

This is brilliant. It doesn't hurt that this was my favorite scene/song in the movie, but damn - the talent to come up with this! I'm 100% impressed! God damnit!

[runforcover]

Alright Kim.

OKAY!

 

Just when I think my visceral hatred of Kim Richards has reached its apex ...

I honestly don't have the stomach acid left to be grossed out by Brandi or annoyed by Poor Fucking Kyle.  I even felt bad for Kyle, which can not be a real thing and can only be explained by how much I want to squash Kim Richards.

 

You know, I've met a lot of self-absorbed pathological types.  In the context of mental-whatever, I've had to bow and bend to any number of unsympathetic folks in order to get through a conversation but Miss Richards makes me want to beat her with own total-bullshit fifth step.

 

There aren't a lot of popular therapeutics for narcissism.  And for all the things that drive me crazy about 12 step land, at least they take a stab at the ego.  This bitch actually has a shot to deflate her own nonsense and instead it's all I HAVE WORKED VERY HARD TO GET WHERE I AM. IM NOT GONNA LET YOUR SENTENCES BRING DOWN THIS HOUSE OF CARDS THAT IS MY GLORIOUS AND SINGULAR RECOVERY.

 

She is unbearable.

 

Also, can these ladies fucking just admit that passive-aggressive Kim Richards is at the center of a hurricane that they hysterically circle?  I understand that deboning their fantasy means that the show is basically over but can't they come up with better fake-problem then brandi, who is a total bore and is in some weirdo pre-objectal relationship with Kim Richards and Her Recovery.

[BlackMamba]

Typed up the transcript between KK for you all ☺

Kyle: Ive actually been mistreated by you. And Im not in that place right now.

-Kim gets tit for tac-

Kim: I actually feel the same way. There is just a lot of things coming up I just wanted to figure out before these things come up. I just-

Kyle: So you can dis-invite me to your daughter's wedding. Thats fine. I dont need to be there.

Kim: I didnt want to dis-invite you.

Kyle: Yeah you do.

Kim: I dont. I just-

Kyle: (voice cracking) I dont need to be there. The only reason I tried to fix things with you is because I love your children like I love my own and I want to have them in my life. I dont need to go I went to other wedding-

Kim: (scrabbling for words) I do not want to have you there-

Kyle: Im happy to support her (Brooke) and love her and all your children. I will always be there for them.

Kim: It's not-

Kyle: (Falls apart in tears) But if you want to take them from me then do that!

Kim: I dont want too. I dont want too.

Kyle: (Losses it) You're so fucking mean! Just leave me!

Edited April 9, 2015 by BlackMamba

[SuzWhat]

I am 100% done with god damn Kim Richards.

(apologies if it has been said before)

[LotusFlower]

It can't be said enough.

[nexxie]

Why is Brooke having another wedding anyway?

[runforcover]

It can't be said enough.

No, it can't.  It is a steadfast commitment every 24 hours.  I'm sure Kim understands.

 

 

I love that somebody else's PAINKILLER doesn't count for an opiate addict.  I never get this negotiation of whatever rule on which a recovering person bases their abstinence.  Ok, I understand the compulsion but the reasoning is bullshit.  You can't absorb a slip as some exception, otherwise why bother at all?

 

Kim Richards: Never have I considered just rooting for the disease. 

[zoeysmom]

Why is Brooke having another wedding anyway?

I keep asking the same question-it seems like Brooke is more in love with the wedding than the marriage.  Her first wedding wasn't exactly done at the County Clerk's office.  It kind of reeks of begging for gifts or attention.  If I am not mistaken Brooke's first dress was over $10K.

[BlackMamba]

Maybe the family thought Monty was going to die soon at the time based off information Kim might had told Brooke and the rest of the family. So they had a hurry up wedding just in case so he could walk her down the aisle. Then again who knows Bravo paid for the first wedding more than likely since it would be shown on their tv show.

[rehoboth]

nexxie, on 09 Apr 2015 - 07:21 AM, said:

    Why is Brooke having another wedding anyway?

 

I keep asking the same question-it seems like Brooke is more in love with the wedding than the marriage.  Her first wedding wasn't exactly done at the County Clerk's office.  It kind of reeks of begging for gifts or attention.  If I am not mistaken Brooke's first dress was over $10K.

 

The second wedding has been planned for over a year and much before her dad's cancer prognosis.  The first wedding in Kathy's backyard was thrown together in a short time so that Monty would be able to walk her down the aisle.  I guess they decided to keep the original plans intact for a much grander time.

[zoeysmom]

The second wedding has been planned for over a year and much before her dad's cancer prognosis.  The first wedding in Kathy's backyard was thrown together in a short time so that Monty would be able to walk her down the aisle.  I guess they decided to keep the original plans intact for a much grander time.

Here is what I don't get.  The original wedding was a destination (beach) wedding planned for February 2015.  This to me is just weird-I am sorry she just seems rather desperate to be the center of attention and gift grab.  Why not a reception to include all those who were out of town-but a whole new ceremony?  bachelorette parties-complete with male strippers-Brooke is married.  This is what makes Kim and apparently her kin a little trashy.  Again I find this more about the event than the marriage. 

 

 It reminds me of Heidi and Seal getting married every year-how is that working out for them?

[BlackMamba]

Did Paris and Nicky go to the first wedding? These families Richards/Unsamskys/Hiltons whole thing is get all 12 cousins together like they did with Nicky's book signing. Maybe they are trying to work out a way make sure all of the families are there for this huge blow out wedding. Then they will sell their pictures to the press like usual and parade how many guests were in attendance etc.

[msblossom]

I can see it if they've already prepaid for everything, but why call it a wedding? They got married almost a year ago. Why not just call it a family vacation or reception party? Kathy threw her a gorgeous wedding. It seems indulgent to throw yourself another wedding a year later when you're already married.

[BlackMamba]

Lisa V's blog up and assures the truth will come out

 

 

Even moments in our off-time--Kyle and I in the dressing room--are an accurate depiction of our relationship: laughter, good-natured banter that you would never in a million years dream would be aired. That is the basic premise in a reality show. Be prepared to expose yourself and deal accordingly, and that is what Kim doesn't seem to understand. She keeps reiterating, "Keep my name out of your mouth." "Don't talk about me." Well if you appear, and your demeanor and your actions are questionable, be prepared to answer those questions. I believe that is the basic premise of a show such as this. Kyle has covered many a track for years, but in this forum, it is highly impossible to keep anything hidden. Taking responsibility is the one thing that evades both Kim and BG. I stated this in the first segment to BG: Understand this--just saying sorry doesn't alter or change the facts. It might lead one to believe that they are alleviated from responsibility, or, as they both do, continually deflect so as to shift the focus of the matter at hand.

 

 

Lisa was vindicated by the segment that was shown. It was BG who brought up Kim as Lisa was challenging BG on her behaviour (again the master manipulator being exposed). The same for Kyle--it was her account that was accurate at the poker night. She went to the bathroom and Kim followed, of her own volition, as the documentation that this show provides proves. Unfortunately when things are off camera, like magazine gate last year, we are forced to rely on these inaccurate accounts from these unreliable witnesses, so there you have it... Deflection, denial, anger are traits they have in common.

 

 

So be sure to live your life transparently, be sure to have a solid foundation before you challenge somebody, and above all, have a modicum of accountability for your actions and beware when cameras are rolling--they are your witness. So as we endeavour to sort out this multi faceted situation, there is more to come.

Relationships with friends old and new can never be as complex as those of siblings. The deep rooted history that spills over into every conversation between the two sisters is sometimes hard to comprehend, so as we close on this penultimate episode, I assure you there are new revelations. The interference from a third party, with an intent to undermine one of the sisters, becomes evident next week as you will see.

 

[QuinnM]

Wow, Lisa has a very clear way of writing this shit out.  She should come post with us.  It is an unemotional, clearly stated description of what goes down.  So she is either good or she has enough money to hire a decent ghostwriter.  BG went cheap on the writer and the face doctor and look at the result.

[Duke2801]

This totally reminds me of the movie Chicago and that song "and then they both reached for the gun" where Richard Gere is the puppet master and Renee Zellweger is the puppet. I had to blend the slap and the wine incidents together but I still think it's funny.

 

A RHBH version of We Both Reached For the Gun only in this case I went with Wine. ;-)

 

 

Brilliant, just brilliant!  I could just "see" and "hear" them acting out the scene as I was reading along! 

Edited April 9, 2015 by Duke2801

[psychoticstate]

I know I'm definitely in the minority, but I can't STAND Lisa Rinna.  And I'm not crazy about Eileen.  I think they were brought on the show to spice things up and it's taken all the fun out of it for me.  Eileen asks leading questions like Kristin from NY does like she's had a script to follow and keep the show in a certain direction.  And Lisa Rinna!  Please, someone get rid of her before she completely takes over the show!!  The reunion tonight was a good example.  How many times did Lisa R stand up to talk, or butt in for a sarcastic remark,anything to stay relevant and be back next year :(  I wont watch this trainwreck next year if Lisa R is on it.  It's all about her and she is so plastic.  This used to be my favorite show.....   I can't believe I fast forwarded several parts of it.

LisaR and Eileen have taken the fun out?  Because before them Kim and Brandi were so busy doing each other's hair, having tea parties and charity events?  Versus drunken slurring, non-relapse relapses, hiding in the bushes and being general fuckwits.

 

Are we watching the same show?

 

A little turtle told me that Kyle is the one who had Kim's fiancé offed.  

 

She also gave Monty the cancer that lead him to move in with Kim part time, which caused Kim to get broncpneumonia and Monty to give his 100% pain pills to her, since she was in 100% pain from having to make chicken salad with her hands for Bad Sister Kyle, who stole all of her goddamn utensils and is to blame for everything, for reasons, which is not the same thing as a relapse.    

I 100% goddamn love you, SQ.

 

But I fixed this for you - - I believe Kim had broncpneukneernia.  And if someone who is a good, decent person who never did anything to anybody gives you his prescription drugs it's okay and it's not a relapse.  Because the turtles said so.

[LotusFlower]

 

But I fixed this for you - - I believe Kim had broncpneukneernia.

Can I add "chronic" to this ailment? In all of Kim's excuse and "reasons" for taking the pill, I don't know if anyone noticed or mentioned her using the new word "chronic" to describe her pain on Poker Night. Because her pain wasn't just 100%, but chronic. I'm guessing she thought this made her slip-up, er, I mean reason for taking the pill more justifiable. Very sly.

[racked]

 

 

Love this so much! I love these lighthearted moments between them, and their friendship and I don't even really like Kyle.  There have been a few cute moments between them this season. When they were in Amsterdam and climbing those stairs to the waffle place and Lisa was complaining about all the stairs, when Kyle got to the top and said "My friend will be here in about 20 minutes" I was just so charmed. 

[Giselle]

Kim doesn't remember the first one she had a blackout.