S10.E11: Ontreon's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

OH DEAR SWEET TAP DANCING JESUS WHY IS HE BUYING SODA?

[poeticlicensed]

Musa seems all into him eating healthy. Whats wrong with this picture?

 

Oh ok its mom who sabotaged 

Edited January 13, 2022 by poeticlicensed

[Chicklet]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

What is Musa's malfunction that she marries her Uber driver a month after she meets him?

She aimed for 90 Day Fiance but missed.

[sainte-chapelle]

Late to the party, took a couple sick days and thought it was Tuesday

[Miracle Maxie]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

What is Musa's malfunction that she marries her Uber driver a month after she meets him?

Citizenship?

[ams1001]

4 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

Oh, are you dieting? 
 

🤣

Trying to eat better...

mmm...it smells like cinnamon in here....

Oh, there's the pizza and fries. Let us pray.

[7EasyPayments]

Ice cream was created by Lucifer, doncha know! 

[Drogo]

French fries are also my favorite pizza topping, Megatron.

[Suzywriter]

Wife looks like she would be quite  stunning  with a little polishing.  That's one hell of a figure she's rocking!

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

Harvesting the American dollar?

It's the 90-Day Fiance/My 600Lb Life crossover that we've always wanted!!

[Lillith]

And here we go. They gave us a fakeout healthy meal! He's got a pound of fries on a large pizza. That's new. 

[ams1001]

5 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

That shirt makes him look like Fat Albert.

Hey hey hey!

[Hellga]

Aaaand here comes the plate overstuffed with greasy crap!  Can't film this show without at least one! 

[dreadfulLeigh]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Musa seems all into him eating healthy. Whats wrong with this picture?

 

Oh ok its mom who sabotaged 

I cackled at the shade she was throwing his momma when making dinner.

[Pepper Mostly]

Is that a plate or a trash can lid? 

[ams1001]

5 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Olmesartan is a blood pressure med. I think that's what everyone is thinking of

I wonder if that's one of his 14 meds...

[babyhouseman]

He had to sit in a chair in the store?

Nothing wrong with being religious, but he needs to pray for guidance to lose weight.

[7EasyPayments]

OMG! That plate of food was for four people for a week

[Suzywriter]

HERE'S the real deal! Mama piles up french fries on pizza and puts ketchup on cookies and cream ice cream.

[DropTheSoap]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

None. But I follow this keto guy out of  India and make some of his foods sometimes, which is what this was. I do lower carb as a diabetic, so as long as I keep to a portion, which is about 15 grapes, I'm OK. I find something like Atkins easier to do long term than keto, which can be kinda fanatical. 

Kinda?

Not giving you a hard time...I've been keto for a few years.

Who are you following? (Not jonesing for grapes, but always looking for ideas.)

So...getting him in a church is more important than having him lose weight?

[dreadfulLeigh]

“I don’t know why I’m so big!”

…could it be the vats of ice cream and gallons on soda?? Hmm? Maybe?

[Boston]

Jesus, take the PIZZA WHEEL.  a HUGE PIZZA, A TON OF FRIES, AND SOME COOKIES AND CREAM ICE CREAM = HEART ATTACK ON A PLATE.  Lord help him

[sainte-chapelle]

I just ate some buttered popcorn…not on the current diet but the booster made me sick so I’m gonna enjoy my sick day

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Lillith said:

And here we go. They gave us a fakeout healthy meal! He's got a pound of fries on a large pizza. That's new. 

And ice cream for an appetizer!

[poeticlicensed]

Ugh mom thinks over feeding him is love 

Edited January 13, 2022 by poeticlicensed

[String Theory]

Wife said " something has to give"  was she talking about the driver's seat in the van? 

Cookies & cream before dinner?  He sounds like a two year old whining when they say no!

[Chicklet]

He ate the entire carton of ice cream. While I admire his dedication to adipose tissue, I am now nauseated.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Mommy isn't a lightweight either.   Any bets on how many diet program commercials we'll have tonight?  

[Pepper Mostly]

He's very good at spouting meaningless double talk. He'll be locked and loaded by the time he gets to Dr. Now's office. (reaching for popcorn).

[Kid]

So, mama is the feeder!

[QueBueno]

Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins...

[dreadfulLeigh]

Holy Fuck, Momma! That’s not right! Are you trying to kill him??

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is that a plate or a trash can lid? 

It's a damned platter! Like one uses to serve a pretty cheese and fruit tray for 15 guests!

[aliya]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

The word shitty doesn''t belong with a Tastykake!

Not gonna lie. I have ordered a Tastykake box by mail. We moved out of the area, but sometimes the memories just move you. Butterscotch krimpet  is the food of the gods.

[Boston]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I just ate some buttered popcorn…not on the current diet but the booster made me sick so I’m gonna enjoy my sick day

Anything you eat is gonna make you vomit after watching this food festival.  I'm still trying not to heave.

[dreadfulLeigh]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

Not gonna lie. I have ordered a Tastykake box by mail. We moved out of the area, but sometimes the memories just move you. Butterscotch krimpet  is the food of the gods.

That’s the one I should have picked haha

Pure nostalgia.

Edited January 13, 2022 by dreadfulLeigh

[Drogo]

Just now, dreadfulLeigh said:

Holy Fuck, Momma! That’s not right! Are you trying to kill him??

“Food is a big thing in our house.”  

Dr. Now will have an opinion about this.

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

Butterscotch krimpet  is the food of the gods.

Oh yum, you are correct, but I only have one a year.

[Hellga]

4 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

What is Musa's malfunction that she marries her Uber driver a month after she meets him?

Well, I know three couples who got married the day after they met.  One was married for 50+ years when death did them part, two are still going strong at 40+ and 45+ years.  These weren't arranged marriages, just some adventurous people.  One was friends of my Grandfather, two other couples are parents of my friends. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

It's a damned platter! Like one uses to serve a pretty cheese and fruit tray for 15 guests!

Or it's a Thanksgiving turkey platter, used every day, multiple times a day.

If a wedding ceremony is so important, I bet the minister will make a house call.   

Edited January 13, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Boston]

but you probably didn't eat 100 of them

[7EasyPayments]

2 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

“I don’t know why I’m so big!”

…could it be the vats of ice cream and gallons on soda?? Hmm? Maybe?

no... that's not it.......LOLOLOLOLOL

[sainte-chapelle]

I missed it’’how old and how big?

[String Theory]

Missed out, where do they live?  At least he already has the van.

[Elizzikra]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH DEAR SWEET TAP DANCING JESUS WHY IS HE BUYING SODA?

To wash down the pizza topped with French fries?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

 

Nothing wrong with being religious, but he needs to pray for guidance to lose weight.

Did you see that episode of Too Large a few weeks ago, when Two Ton Tina was trying to take a walk through the usual sad, crappy park, with her mother following behind, lugging a kitchen chair so Tina could sit down every 50 feet? My eyes, they rolled so hard. 

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

And ice cream for an appetizer!

AND for dessert! 

[mmecorday]

I'm sharing my footrest with my Simon tonight. He's been through a lot in two weeks. He had pancreatitis and then had surgery to remove eight of his teeth.

[Drogo]

19 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Hoping for a 

When you wish upon a star…. Your dreams come true

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m still 😂 at him sitting in that little wooden chair at the beginning 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

“Food is a big thing in our house.”  
 

Food isn't the only big thing in their house, I'm sayin.