S09.E11: Shannon's Journey LIVE CHAT

[babyhouseman]

Love is when you pull up someone's pants over their big butt.

[mmecorday]

That poor walker wasn't designed for such punishment.

[Guest]

How many wheelchairs does this woman have? 

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, Concerned said:

I love how the cameraman doesn’t put down his equipment and help. He’s probably thinking her tears are gold.

 . . . with visions or Reality Show Emmys dancing in his head. . . . 

[sainte-chapelle]

I believe she is in pain. I’m only 122 lbs but got bad blood clots in my leg after a long flight (pre_covid) and the pain was unreal....truly unreal.

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, JunkFoodTV said:

My sister from another mister! 😍

VIRTUAL HIGH 5 TO YOU, my Sib from another Crib!!!!

[SunnyBeBe]

They should back car up to sidewalk so she can enter from that level.  

[WonTon]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

How many wheelchairs does this woman have? 

Maybe it was "buy 2 and get the third one free!"

[sagittarius sue]

She can barely fit through the elevator door!

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Simon has quite the dodgy set of gnashers. 

It's like his teeth are a relief map of Stonehenge. 

[nytonc]

She looks like a stuffed baked potato in those brown pants!

[Drogo]

6 minutes ago, Wollstonecraft said:

Why are the women so dang horrid? Crying like a baby.  Stick a drumstick in her mouth already.

Women have so not cornered the market on horrid. 

[WonTon]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

It's like his teeth are a relief map of Stonehenge. 

Bwahahahaha!!! DYING!!!!!!!!!

[7EasyPayments]

5 minutes ago, Hellga said:

Because of their weight their entire body hurts, I can absolutely believe it.  Think of how bed sores form on pressure points - they get to a 'pre-sore' point far quicker, and their skin is stretched thin, and their joints are damaged, and they have oxygen saturation issues...  and they like as not have diabetes and could have neuropathy from uncontrolled diabetes...  

Not to argue, but why don't they bitch about PAIN when they're shoveling down mountains of food?

[mmecorday]

I kept thinking that she talks like someone we've seen on the show before. She sounds exactly like Porn Queen Gina.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I believe she is in pain. I’m only 122 lbs but got bad blood clots in my leg after a long flight (pre_covid) and the pain was unreal....truly unreal.

You weigh less than my favorite boots. 

[mk828]

Ok so I usually don't like to snark on the spouses. However, it just hit me who Simon reminds me of.

 

  Hey you guys!!! 

[DropTheSoap]

Over/Under on not getting to Houston?

[Chicklet]

Does  she just lie there while they push?

[Hellga]

If she did her diet and exercises as she was supposed to since talking to Dr. Now on the phone, maybe the road would have been easier on her!  

[Wollstonecraft]

Push her in there!  She'll start hollering in 3, 2, ...

[TwoCentsWorth]

Any sympathy I may have had for this bitch disappeared when she threw her tantrum.  This didn't happen overnight.  This was 100% preventable and now everyone has to be miserable because you are a prize hog.  

Sorry.

[EtheltoTillie]

Ooh Simon is missing teeth!  

[WonTon]

Just now, mk828 said:

Ok so I usually don't like to snark on the spouses. However, it just hit me who Simon reminds me of.

 

  Hey you guys!!! 

Baby rooff. Baby rooff! LOL!

[ams1001]

9 minutes ago, Kid said:

Dump her out on the fucking road and drive away.

Fly like a mattress...

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Not to argue, but why don't they bitch about PAIN when they're shoveling down mountains of food?

Because they are settled into their custom-squished mattresses or recliners. 

[Hellga]

'I've never really pushed myself hard' - who would have guessed, looking at you!

[umgoblue]

He asked 5 Tons of NonFun if she is comfortable....hahahaha

[HulaTallula]

Oh she's managing her pain with a chicken sandwich

 

[Hellga]

Fried chicken sandwich FIRST?  How many other things will she pace herself for? 

[ams1001]

Please tell me we are not going to see the entire car ride...

It's almost 9:00 and we haven't even gotten to Houston.

[WonTon]

Ugh. If not for you guys I'd have given up 15 minutes ago!

[Guest]

What is she taking a break from? Laying down in the back of a minivan?

Tough job.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Hellga said:

If she did her diet and exercises as she was supposed to since talking to Dr. Now on the phone, maybe the road would have been easier on her!  

Oh, my sweet summer child.

No poundticipant starts the diet before going to see Dr. Now. Half or more don't start it after.

[Wollstonecraft]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Women have so not cornered the market on horrid. 

I guess I find them more annoying when they cry.  

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Not to argue, but why don't they bitch about PAIN when they're shoveling down mountains of food?

That's the only time they don't feel pain.

[umgoblue]

1 minute ago, HulaTallula said:

Oh she's managing her pain with a chicken sandwichES

 

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Edited March 4, 2021 by umgoblue

[Suzywriter]

Pace yourself doing what? Slamming back biscuits? 

[babyhouseman]

She thinks she's in agony. How about the poor viewers?

[Guest]

LOL "I can't quit!"

QUIT WHAT? Laying down?

I cannot with this woman.

[WonTon]

This chick probably eats Crisco with an ice cream scoop.

[DropTheSoap]

Only 2 hours left? 

Quick -- find a drive thru!

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, mk828 said:

The crew of this show are the real MVP's without their bravery, we wouldn't have our weekly snark. One can only imagine what these brave men/women must endure. 

Just imagine the smell in some of these places, for example. 

5 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

What kind of bullshit is this that we didn't see her entering the hotel room and breaking the bed?

Right? Or complaining about the bed, floors, or lack of proximity to a Popeye's.

5 minutes ago, nytonc said:

How can she be sobbing and blubbering in pain AND hungry??

"I'm in so much pain. I just want to eat" is going on the next Bingo card. 

[WonTon]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

Only 2 hours left? 

Quick -- find a drive thru!

That's at least enough time for six cinnabons.

[Guest]

It's always bad news when Dr Now awaits your arrival at the "Deliveries Only" dock of the hospital.

[Scarlett45]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

LOL "I can't quit!"

QUIT WHAT? Laying down?

I cannot with this woman.

Yeah her father is doing the driving. 

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, WonTon said:

This chick probably eats Crisco with an ice cream scoop.

SCREAMING!!

[Emkat]

38 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

If anyone is asking themselves, "What could be worse than an episode of this show."

The correct answer is: Coming to America 2.

Omg noooooo! Coming to America is hilarious.  I am so excited for this!

[SunnyBeBe]

You know that would be a first.....patient dies on the way in for first visit! 

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Simon has quite the dodgy set of gnashers.