S09.E11: Shannon's Journey LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

At least she's wearing shoes?

Oh, my leg bones are screaming in sympathy 

[sainte-chapelle]

I missed it....step dad is in jail right? Is momma dead? 

[umgoblue]

Well at least she didn't need EMS

[DropTheSoap]

3 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

That salad sounds good. Lately I crave Greek salads.

It was yummy. Almost added some goat cheese, but I was lazy.

Confronting my Covid-poundage with vegetables.

[Hellga]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

High cal meals are a nice treat once and a while!

I have certainly had 1500+ and even 2000+ calorie meals... but they were a rare treat, not an everyday thing.  And sometimes they were the only thing I ate that day.  

[7EasyPayments]

3 minutes ago, Twopper said:

So who wants to hear about why I found it necessary to scarf down a meal of at least 1500 calories? I need to remember this story for when I am on this show.

Spill. And 1500 is easy to do.

[babyhouseman]

That waddle walk.  She's got a flag on her chair. 

[mk828]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I am up to 8 creases on the right leg. Somebody please help me count! 

Are we trying to guess without going over?? Price is Right style?? 

[ams1001]

"Tell them we need all hands on deck"

...to get in the car.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hellga said:

I have started to put on nice dresses and blouses for my work from home days because I am tired of being underdressed for year and I miss wearing all the nice things.  What's the point of owning 70+ dresses when you don't have an opportunity to wear them?  So I do, even if no one sees them but me and my hallway full-length mirror...

I'm retiring in June. I'll never wear anything like work clothes again. I find this delightful. 

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Instead of FREE, "deep fat fryer balanced on mattress."

All my bingo cards have a free space. I'll just add this to the next one! 

[magemaud]

I’m mesmerized 

[nytonc]

They’re gonna need a pound of crisco and a winch to get her in the car

[Suzywriter]

SHOW ME THE LEGS LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO COUNT!

[Kid]

Fat acceptance activists need to watch this woman walk then tell  everyone again how wonderful it is to be obese.

[Twopper]

Those arms!! those legs!!! pass the eye and brain bleach, please. 

[CringeWatcher]

Oooow! Mah eyes! 

[umgoblue]

Just now, umgoblue said:

Well at least she didn't need EMS

Uh oh...did I speak too soon?!?

[CrazyInAlabama]

 I really thought she was going to scrape both legs going between the wall and the stairway.    I wonder if the minivan people know that they'll have to total that van after she finishes her trip to Houston and back?    I would be surprised if they make over speed bumps in the parking lot without scraping the bottom of the van.   There is no way that van will hold Shannon, Simon the husband, and the father.  Where did they put her luggage and theirs too?     

I can't believe they're driving straight through.     The father's right, she's acting like a big baby, and treats everyone like garbage.     They've only gone an hour?    But they started earlier in the day.    It's about 17 hours to Dr. Now's and she said they were driving straight through, so this melt down was after a couple of hours?   

I have an idea to end her whining, when they go past El Paso on I-10, you have a big hill approaching the border patrol stop at Sierra Blanca (I think that's the name, I haven't been there for 20 years), pop the hatch, and shove her hard about half way up the big hill.    

 

THe ones who guessed four days to Houston were right, 4 hours on day, only 12 hours and three days to go, and I bet they take her right to the hospital. 

   

Edited March 4, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, JunkFoodTV said:

Oh my.....she and I have basically the same hair. Shoulder length and a swoosh of gray. But I'm in my 60s and don't have shar pei legs. 

Eating habit is roasted turkey and a part of a sweet potato and apple slices.

I have the grey swoosh too and I’m only 42 but I kinda like it.

[WonTon]

She's built like Cartman.

[DropTheSoap]

5 people are going along to help out. I'm predicting at least 20-way fights and 4 drive-thrus/hr.

[Pepper Mostly]

The woman behind her is a courageous soul.

[umgoblue]

Just now, magemaud said:

I’m mesmerized 

That would be the last word that I would come up with!!!🤣😂

[EtheltoTillie]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

Whew, those legs!

Aw mah layg. 

[mk828]

This takes "Love Thy Neighbor" to another level. Thankfully, she didn't fart.

[SunnyBeBe]

They should turn the car around so she can enter from off the sidewalk...being up a little higher.  

Edited March 4, 2021 by SunnyBeBe

[WonTon]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I’m mesmerized 

Why do you hate us?

[babyhouseman]

Her dad was a trucker. He's used to driving wide loads.

[mmecorday]

"My father was a truck driver so he's used to driving around with heavy cargo."

[ams1001]

7 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Never guessed before, but I’m going to say 732 like my area code 

Um...that's my area code!

[Guest]

Oh my god. They made it an hour. 

AN HOUR. 

[DropTheSoap]

Back-waddle. Interesting technique.

[ShortyMac]

Hi, guys. I took my tablet in the bathroom with me, while I showered, so, I was listening to the episode. Her upbringing was so sad.

[umgoblue]

And here in lies the problem...

Alright, kiddo.

[OoogleEyes]

Wait,  she can feel her tailbone?

[Kid]

With All that fat, nothing could touch her tailbone.

[Pepper Mostly]

Imagine just being a passer by and witnessing this scene. 

[Guest]

The blubbering has commenced.

[SplashesinPuddle]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I have the grey swoosh too and I’m only 42 but I kinda like it.

I have grey scattered throughout my hair. In the sun my hair actually looks really lovely. Sat and peppery. Im 27 though but grey hair works well with engineers. Helps balance out the being a girl bit.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I’m mesmerized 

13 LEG FOLDS! 

Thank you so much, @magemaud

[ShoePrincess]

Is she wearing shorts or a mini-skirt? Either way, that is far too much flesh for my eyes to handle.

And did they really use her knee wings to haul her into the back of her dad's car?

 

[Drogo]

[nytonc]

60 miles and she needs an adjustment stop

[Chicklet]

shes mentally 10

[7EasyPayments]

I.

HURT.

SOOOOOOOO.

MUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!

BOO HOO BOO HOO

😜

[WonTon]

I'm just waiting for her to yell, "ya buncha bastards!"

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe Shannon will shatter a toilet. I live in hope. 

Tongue twister: “Shannon shatters the shitter” 

[Kid]

Oh, god, she is blubbering!! 

[DropTheSoap]

I don't know if I can deal with blubbering.

[babyhouseman]

Miss Kitty is getting upset. She's going to cough up a hairball.