Armchair Critic February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Eldemarge said: This is kind of bizarre. I don't go to a store because I "like people." It's a store and I need stuff and other people will be there. Gimmie a break. Especially now with Covid, people aren't looking at you as much they are just worried about getting what they need and getting out. 7 Link to comment
7EasyPayments February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Burning Rubber said: I'm not 100% sure he got fat fat to avoid the pedo counselor. It's nice to have a lively narrator for a change. He was looking for a logical reason to explain his OVEReating. 2 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 He liked Dr. Paradise. Dr. Paradise is a people! 2 7 Link to comment
ShortyMac February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 Burning the food? Just throw it out. 1 13 Link to comment
Donut Bear February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 I think the wife does not want him to succeed. She has a look on her face that suggests she is not happy about him feeling good about the therapy. 1 3 Link to comment
hookedontv February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 He’s burning food? Isn’t there’s a food bank he could donate to? 9 Link to comment
Burning Rubber February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 She has to massage his fat apron when he overeat, wow, that's love. His wife loves him deeply. 5 Link to comment
Guest February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 Burn the Eggos! ((five minutes later, family goes inside, Michael is fishing out the toasted Eggos from the burn pit) Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 Oh for fucks sake Michael. Didn't you say you've had "tons of therapy"? And no one, NO ONE, made suggestions like Dr. Paradise did? You are full of shit. Burn it? Why not take it to a food bank you asshole? 2 6 Link to comment
steff13 February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 Just now, umgoblue said: What is it about his sunny disposition that she is attracted to? I don't get it. He is horrible and he hates people: her? Before I could even finish this post, I am now forced to comment on the letter writing campaign again. Can we up our game and asked people to text the dead, departed, abandoners?!?!? It's 2021 people! Maybe he can contact them with his spiritual supplies. 3 Link to comment
DropTheSoap February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 “As soon as I’m able...” After my goodbye meals. 1 2 Link to comment
ams1001 February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 22 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: My daughter is named after a character on Moonlighting. Now nobody knows what that show is but I used to love it. I remember Moonlighting! 21 minutes ago, steff13 said: My son's ex-girlfriend is one of a set of twins named Kate and Allie. My name can be shortened to Allie* and my junior year college roommate's name was Kate. 😛 My freshman college dorm room number was 227. *no one calls me that, though, except sometimes my mom 1 2 2 Link to comment
WonTon February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 Donate the food! I HATE the thought of food going to waste. It infuriates me! 6 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 I get the burning ritual. It's like a funeral or a cremation to mark the end of the relationship with the food. It's actually a pretty healthy idea. 9 Link to comment
PaTatertots February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 Burning food, wtf!? KIM, THERE'S PEOPLE THAT ARE STARVING. 3 3 Link to comment
mmecorday February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 It's food, dude. It's not your Jedi Master father who turned to the Dark Side and then in the last moments of his life saved you from the lightning finger torture. 16 3 Link to comment
Concerned February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 If the remake Game of Thrones, he can be Hodar. 3 1 Link to comment
Guest February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 "The fire will rise again." DUDE. They do not give out Emmy awards for acting on a reality show. Link to comment
Suzywriter February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, hookedontv said: He’s burning food? Isn’t there’s a food bank he could donate to? Not opened stuff. 1 6 Link to comment
Floatingbison February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Concerned said: His wife’s hair has a bit of the ultraviolet Nice one, droogie!!! That was real horrorshow. 1 3 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot February 25, 2021 Author Share February 25, 2021 On 2/24/2021 at 5:54 PM, hookedontv said: He’s burning food? Isn’t there’s a food bank he could donate to? I thought he was going to torch his face with the lighter fluid. 4 2 Link to comment
SplashesinPuddle February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 1 minute ago, hookedontv said: He’s burning food? Isn’t there’s a food bank he could donate to? Food banks arent going to take things like that Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 A moment of silence, please, for the Eggos and the Entenmann's coffee cakes. 9 6 Link to comment
Guest February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Burn it? Why not take it to a food bank you asshole? BECAUSE THERE IS NO DRAAAAAAAAAAAMA IN THAT. Link to comment
hookedontv February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 “There’s always smoke before fire.” WTF. I say “there’s always bull before shit.” 21 2 Link to comment
babyhouseman February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 He's getting all Chicken Soup for the soul around the fire. Dr. Now is my last hope. 4 5 Link to comment
steff13 February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 Gosh, it seems like some of that stuff could have gone to a food bank. Not everyone weighs 600 lbs. 5 Link to comment
sagittarius sue February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: Especially now with Covid, people aren't looking at you as much they are just worried about getting what they need and getting out. About the only time I really give people a look is when I think they're getting so close to me. 3 Link to comment
Hellga February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 Look at their funereal faces as they are burning that stuff. That's not how cathartic burning works. When I was laid off from my first job, I was cleaning out my office and I was actually singing out loud (and I can't sing, so I don't sing in public). But it was so cathartic as I filled an industrial dumpster with tons and tons of papers (most of them inherited from my predecessors) that I sang war songs in three different languages for two days. 🙂 6 4 Link to comment
TazDevil February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 He's going to regret burning all the food when Dr. Now's tests come back showing that he's not a candidate for surgery. 7 3 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 I wonder if the wife was like, "Uh, please don't destroy all my groceries" if he would freak the F out at her. You know this guy was burning things in his backyard, listening to Skinny Puppy and wearing crystals and all the chunky silver rings in 1991. 11 Link to comment
OoogleEyes February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said: Get some spiritual supplies, or get some spirits?!! I know what I'D be getting! 1 1 Link to comment
Guest February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said: I thought he going to torch his face with the lighter fluid. This alone would make this episode 10000x more enjoyable. Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 (edited) When we lived in San Diego, years ago, at least once a year they had a story about two pilots who were always assigned to the same aircraft carrier, Gene Autry and Roy Rogers. There must have been someone who would have taken the unopened food. I don't want to see his Endoscopy, He's going to have to lose 300 at least, to shrink that giant belly before surgery. I bet he has a giant abdominal hernia too. (I'm not a doctor, but I watch ER, Grey's Anatomy the early seasons, and I guess every episode of this show). Edited February 25, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama 7 5 Link to comment
babyhouseman February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: A moment of silence, please, for the Eggos and the Entenmann's coffee cakes. The little eggos and coffee cakes will be horrified the fat man cremated their parents. 3 6 Link to comment
Twopper February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, umgoblue said: He is horrible and he hates people: well, the feeling is mutual. I am starting to hate him. 3 9 Link to comment
Burning Rubber February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 He didn't stop 5 times for fast food on the way to Dr Now, is it a 15 minute drive? 3 Link to comment
ams1001 February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 21 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: Tonight's winner is @Arynm with a prescient guess of 638 pounds. Johnny, tell them what they've won! Dammit, I wasn't able to get my customary guess of 612 in time! 2 1 Link to comment
ShortyMac February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: A moment of silence, please, for the Eggos and the Entenmann's coffee cakes. Both sound good right now. #fattyatheart 1 Link to comment
WonTon February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Twopper said: well, the feeling is mutual. I am starting to hate him. Me too. 2 Link to comment
Hellga February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, ams1001 said: I remember Moonlighting! Wasn't that the one with the young and not-yet-bald Bruce Willis? I used to watch it as a kid! 3 minutes ago, Concerned said: If the remake Game of Thrones, he can be Hodar. Hodor was a hero whose brain was fried by a dumb (Stark family trait!) kid but he still found it in himself to live a life and die a heroic, albeit horrid death. Michael can only whine. 5 Link to comment
TazDevil February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 (edited) Surgery disclaimer what??? Oh, never mind. It's just for the endoscopy. You got me on that one, show! Edited February 25, 2021 by TazDevil 4 5 Link to comment
DropTheSoap February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Twopper said: well, the feeling is mutual. I am starting to hate him. What took so long? We’re an hour in. I’ve gained 10 lbs of annoyance. 11 2 Link to comment
Concerned February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 Is he LARPing all the time? He seems to be playing the role of molestation survivor, agoraphobia and misanthrope 2 5 9 Link to comment
poeticlicensed February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 Update from my internet company - you are screwed for the rest of the night. Link to comment
Caoimhe February 25, 2021 Share February 25, 2021 Just now, TazDevil said: Surgery disclaimer what??? Maybe just the endoscopy? 3 Link to comment
Popular Post Suzywriter February 25, 2021 Popular Post Share February 25, 2021 So off topic, but I'm happy happy happy... I found out that my boss is underqualified for her job, so I applied for out-of-my-qualifications jobs. You are snarking with the NEW Project Coordinator and Courtroom Advocate for Rape Response Services of xxx County. When I woke up this morning, I was a part time Activities Assistant at a retirement community. The Executive Director said when she interviewed me, she knew she had found the exact right person. I've been jumping up and down all day. 35 Link to comment
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