S09.E04: Cindy's Story LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

Holy crap she's wide a little bit.  

[umgoblue]

The current caregiver was like we can't have Cindy losing weight... She is my retirement plan, Bitches!

[ams1001]

I'mma say 712.

Why are her friends not wearing masks when she and the ambulance people are?

[DropTheSoap]

The caretakers don’t want to lose the cash cow, so to speak. 

[fonfereksglen]

I would have expected directly to the hospital ... 

Wonder Woman mask ......

[Chicklet]

She's wider than that chair which is quite amazing. Can't wait til the all food all day isn't forthcoming and we hear the screaming.

[MelissaMinion]

I see a blob peeking out the bottom of her clothing. 

[magemaud]

14 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

 

Ewww, at first I thought she was putting mayonnaise in her hair.

 

NOBODY would ever do that...

[aliya]

Imagine living a life where people have to put a pee pad down before you can sit.

Ha, the daughter's name is 'Candy.' Better not be alone with Cindy.

[mk828]

Sandy is amazing. 

[Hellga]

3 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

How to find a hunky fireman, gain 600 pounds. I bet Cosmo won't tell you that.

But... but... what if you want a relationship and not a half-hour stand???

[WonTon]

I hate her.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Wow!    Too big to fit in a giant recliner.     That lift chair isn't going to make it through this episode.    

Dr. Now can't help someone who doesn't want to try. 

Sandy is a fool for doing this.   During a time when you can't evict people, this woman will never leave, and they can't make her.  

Too big for a commode chair, and can't make it into the bathroom.   Maybe they can do a Nicole, and hose her down on the back porch.   

Edited January 21, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

Weight guess 742.

she wants to lose — as long as it doesn’t effect the busy schedule of the life she doesn’t have. 

I dunno, she's short but she is really huge. I'll guess 688.

Dear god those legs. 

Sandy is being so kind and generous. Does she know the shit Cindy is talking about her? 

[PaTatertots]

7...746

[Lesia]

Shes gross. I'm done. 

[aliya]

Imagine living a life where people have to put a pee pad down before you can sit.

Ha, the daughter's name is 'Candy.' Better not be alone with Cindy.

[sagittarius sue]

I'll go with 675.  I'm amazed the ambulance didn't just take her to the hospital.

[Floatingbison]

Louis sounds totally over taking care of this gastropod already.

[Hellga]

Just now, aliya said:

Imagine living a life where people have to put a pee pad down before you can sit.

Ha, the daughter's name is 'Candy.' Better not be alone with Cindy.

Kandy with a K.  She is safe!  

[7EasyPayments]

Sandy, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. 

You are doomed to failure.

[WonTon]

Sandy and Luis are too nice! Run for the hills!

[Twopper]

it is almost 9, and she isn't in the ambulance yet?   I am not willing to bet that she makes it to Houston at this point in the story.  

I can't see this as a success, because as much as Sandy wants it,  this Cindy is the one who needs to want it for herself.   Dis not good sitschuation

[Pepper Mostly]

The litany of complaints has started right away I see. The bathroom is too far away? Seriously? 

[WonTon]

Can we at least get an "aww.....mah leg!"

[babyhouseman]

We have another toilet breaker. I guess 666, sign of the devil.

[Suzywriter]

she's puffing like a dragon.

[ams1001]

I can't decide if she's just whiny and helpless because she wants to be or if Dr. Now should have just had her go straight to the hospital.

[Kid]

Why would Sandy bring her into her home??  Take her directly to the hospital and meet the good doctor there.

[sagittarius sue]

Fatty fatty 2X4, can't get through the bathroom door!

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, mk828 said:

Sandy is amazing. 

I don’t think I’ve ever had anyone in my life like Sandy. Even my parents. 

[Guest]

JESUS WITH THE WHINING. SHUT UP, CINDY!

[MelissaMinion]

I’m starting to see evidence that Sandy is over it. I think maybe she didn’t realize how far beyond whale Cindy got after she left. Because of the size of chair and potty she installed...

OMG, is she poopin in the chair?

[ams1001]

That husband must be a saint.

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Louis sounds totally over taking care of this gastropod already.

Cindy the Hutt.  She does look very Hutt-ish.

[Floatingbison]

She's walking!!   Four steps and she's gasping for breath like she just summitted on Mt. Everest.

[mmecorday]

Sound effects by Monica Seles!

[dreadfulLeigh]

Mr. Sandy is already over her shit. 

[Pepper Mostly]

My god she's huffing and puffing like she's climbing Everest. Shut UP.

[umgoblue]

672

[Ivylady]

How is she still alive? Her voice annoys me. 

[Hellga]

"Hold the Chair!" is the new "Oh my leg!"

[Suzywriter]

I suggest a Crystal Rock water machine and a supply of cups. Come back and check on her once a week.

[sainte-chapelle]

An hour late but what the hell? How much does she weight?

[snarkish]

Cable is working correctly again, and I switched over to moaning and heavy breathing, and Mr. Snarkish just yelled from the other room, asking if I was watching porn. 🙄

[aliya]

She's been at her friend's house for a few days and haven't been to see Dr Now? He probably would have put her in the hospital, where she'd be more comfortable (not that I care about this whining b$tch's comfort)

[magemaud]

When Cindy was returning from the bathroom, my husband said, “She looks like she just dropped about eight pounds.” 

[Kid]

She regretted going there before she got there!! 

[LizzyB]

Just now, dreadfulLeigh said:

Mr. Sandy is already over her shit. 

I think that's Mr. Kandy, isn't it?  

[Snarkastikate]

I honestly don't think she's gonna even get to Dr Now's office, so the point is probably moot.  But I'm gonna say 740.  

Dis is most bad folks.