S01.E16: Dope!

[OnceSane]

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Captain Glenn confronts Jenna about her relationship with Adam. A doctor visits and delivers bad news that could end one crew member’s career. With drama swirling in all departments, Captain Glenn is further shocked to learn that someone may have brought illegal drugs onto the boat. A tough decision and an impending drug search threaten to bring the charter season screeching to an early end.

Airs May 18, 2020.

[aqusdealer]

If it turns out to really be illegal drugs brought onboard Parsifal, I sincerely hope Captain Glenn can  grow a pair and deal with it properly.

[chenoa333]

3 hours ago, aqusdealer said:

If it turns out to really be illegal drugs brought onboard Parsifal, I sincerely hope Captain Glenn can  grow a pair and deal with it properly.

I'm going to guess no illegal drugs are on board. That once again, Bravo is just trying to blow smoke up our butts so we'll be interested in watching this lame ass show one more time. 

However, the episode with Adam running head on into a huge tree log/branch did make this show less of a waste of time.

Edited May 17, 2020 by chenoa333

[The Ringo Kidd]

“Dope!”

So this episode focuses on Paget?

[65mickey]

I'm tuning to watch Glenn scold Jenna and see her reaction. Also how she justifies crawling all over Adam in the galley and taking a "nap" with him in the middle of the work day while leaving Madison alone to handle laundry and service. Bravo better not disappoint and this better not be a trick. 

[tinaw]

1 hour ago, 65mickey said:

I'm tuning to watch Glenn scold Jenna and see her reaction. Also how she justifies crawling all over Adam in the galley and taking a "nap" with him in the middle of the work day while leaving Madison alone to handle laundry and service. Bravo better not disappoint and this better not be a trick. 

Jenna ans Adam need their asses handed to them.

I hope it happens tonight

[chenoa333]

1 hour ago, tinaw said:

Jenna ans Adam need their asses handed to them.

I hope it happens tonight

Yes! Because there's NOTHING else worth watching on this show. I'm glad it's finally over.

Is there going to be a reunion? 

[biakbiak]

5 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

there going to be a reunion? 

It’s a WWHL reunion and it airs June 1st, same day as the BD Med premiere. 

[chenoa333]

Call me weird, but am I the only one who thought Capt Glenn was "pitchin' a tent" during his conversation with Jenna and the cute blonde stew (forgot her name)?

[PaperTree]

Jenna is truly delusional.  Too bad Glen can't do much about it.

eta: finale is next week

Edited May 19, 2020 by PaperTree

[Jellybean13]

Poor Jenna is offended because the crew doesn't care to watch her slobber all over Adam?  Wah, wah.  The boat is not her home where she can act as she choses.  It is a workplace where she should have an obligation to act professionally and actually do her job.

[Mr. Miner]

Not only is Jenna a horrible chief stew, she’s an all around horrible person. I loathe her! 🖕🏻

[Pixilicious]

Glenn was completely spineless when talking to Jenna...and she keeps talking about people getting into her personal life...wtf?? She brings her personal life into the workspace constantly and then whines that she did nothing wrong? Doesn't she understand what having a job means? Or being professional as the chief stew? I hope i never have to see her horse face on a show ever again...please TLC, never bring her back

Edited May 19, 2020 by Pixilicious

[65mickey]

And Jenna flat out lied to Glenn and said there was no time when only one stew was on duty. So happy that he called her out on this and said he witnessed it and he knew she was with Adam at the time.

[PaperTree]

Let's overhype the Drug War.

[snarts]

So we can add bald face lying to the list of Jenna's attributes. Not to mention hypocrisy, chastising Madison for daring to question her authority while openly questioning Glenn's.

In what workplace,  professional or otherwise, is open PDA ever considered  appropriate? 

Jenna is the worst, she literally has no redeemable qualities & absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever.

[Caseysgirl]

I’m fairly sure if there is a Reunion, Jenna will not appear. She must have some idea by now that she is universally unpopular with the audience. She was supposed to appear on WWHL with Adam and she didn’t appear, Captain Glenn appeared again. 

[nytonc]

Glen telling Jenna that Madison said anything was completely wrong, especially when it was Ciara who brought it to his attention.. He made it sound like Madison went running to him complaining. He could have easily manned up and told Jenna he saw what was going on. I’m sure she’ll do something to make Madison pay for it before they part ways forever  She is vile.

Of course, Jenna takes no responsibility for the constant groping and her lack of a work ethic and goes crying to Adam, who delights in the drama.  Those two narcissists deserve each other. If the relationship lasts more than a week after they’re off the boat, they’ll spend their rest of their time together taking turns fucking each other over and fighting about who do what to whom first.
 

[aqusdealer]

As they did last week, Bravo stretches the dope thing out for yet another week. In the end it's probably all producer concocted BS. I hate it when networks disrespect the intelligence of the viewers. They don't deserve us 😞

Edited May 19, 2020 by aqusdealer

[biakbiak]

56 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

And Jenna flat out lied to Glenn and said there was no time when only one stew was on duty. So happy that he called her out on this and said he witnessed it and he knew she was with Adam at the time.

It’s not even the first time, she did it when she had Georgia come with them to swim.

[65mickey]

12 minutes ago, nytonc said:

Glen telling Jenna that Madison said anything was completely wrong, especially when it was Ciara who brought it to his attention.. He made it sound like Madison went running to him complaining. He could have easily manned up and told Jenna he saw what was going on. I’m sure she’ll do something to make Madison pay for it before they part ways forever  She is vile.

Of course, Jenna takes no responsibility for the constant groping and her lack of a work ethic and goes crying to Adam, who delights in the drama.  Those two narcissists deserve each other. If the relationship lasts more than a week after they’re off the boat, they’ll spend their rest of their time together taking turns fucking each other over and fighting about who do what to whom first.
 

Glenn told Jenna that this didn't comefrom Madison. In fact he said it didn't come from anyone in her dept. He also said that he had witnessed some of the PDA and something to the effect that there was probably more going on than what he saw. 

[biakbiak]

21 minutes ago, Caseysgirl said:

I’m fairly sure if there is a Reunion, Jenna will not appear.

It was already taped and I believe she was present via zoom like everyone else.

[njbchlover]

Jenna complains that the stews have no respect for hierarchy or their superior when she is no better toward Glenn.  She was so disrespectful to Glenn!  Glenn seems like a nice guy, but he's a little too nice to be a captain, imo.  Captain Lee never would have put up with the petulance and backtalk.  I don't think even Captain Sandy would have put up with that from any of her pets, either.

Glenn absolutely should have had that conversation with both Jenna and Adam - Jenna is not the only one acting unprofessionally here.  Adam is just as much at fault as Jenna is when it comes to PDA's around the crew.

When Jenna made the comment, in front of Glenn and Madison, that she and Adam aren't "fucking in the crew mess", Madison should have shot back with "No, but you're screwing like rabbits in the Master Stateroom and expect 'your minions' to clean up after you."  

And, now that Jenna is pissed, she is taking that out on both Madison and Georgia with her snotty attitude.  I have never seen someone with such a poor work ethic in a supervisory position.  

 

Edited May 19, 2020 by njbchlover

[PaperTree]

4 minutes ago, biakbiak said:

It was already taped and I believe she was present via zoom like everyone else.

Her edit will be scathing, I hope.

[biakbiak]

1 minute ago, njbchlover said:

that she and Adam aren't "fucking in the crew mess",

But she is straddling him there. It’s so weird how she thinks that it’s okay when they are on charter and her staff needs to talk to her.

[njbchlover]

4 minutes ago, biakbiak said:

But she is straddling him there. It’s so weird how she thinks that it’s okay when they are on charter and her staff needs to talk to her.

Not just straddling, but the body-bumping and grinding.  I'm no prude, but those kind of public displays are so not necessary and very immature.  Obviously, Glenn's talk did nothing.

Edited May 19, 2020 by njbchlover

[pieinmyeye]

I truly hope that once the reunion is over, that Jenna and Adam are never on another show. It would also be great if Glenn learns to pay a bit more attention to what is going on with his crew.

[pieinmyeye]

5 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Not just straddling, but the body-bumping and grinding.  I'm no prude, but those kind of public displays are so not necessary and very immature.  Obviously, Glenn's talk did nothing.

Honestly, does anyone want to see that or am I just turning into an old prude?

All that pink food was a bit nauseating IMO.

[LaLaLaLa]

Ciara, please shut up. Paget and Chris were dealing with far greater injuries and they weren't crying, whining, and pouting. Do your job, without crying, or leave the boat. She is awful. Maybe she needs to be interior because she obviously can't handle deck.

And Bravo better not bring Jenna back. She is painful to watch.

Edited May 19, 2020 by LaLaLaLa
Damn autocorrect

[MVFrostsMyPie]

Jenna couldn't be a worst manager if she tried. Now her one-hour cuddle/dry humping sesh with Adam is actually a "half hour"? Yeah okay Jenna. If your definition of busting ass is drying glasses and humping Adam, you need to rethink that definition. Just listening to her speak makes me feel like my own brain cells are jumping ship so they won't have to listen to her fucking obnoxious nasal droning.

And then the way she went after Madison because SHE'S too immature to process her childish behavior, uugggghhhh. 

I also can't imagine talking to my boss the way Jenna talks to Glenn. Like what, she thinks she's even above him in the hierarchy? Even if he's pretty disappointing as a leader, you still don't talk about fucking (or "not fucking") your boy toy in front of him. JFC. She's so dense. Let me guess, she'll post yet another "I'm working on myself guyzzzzzz here's a really long blabbering inspirational run-on sentence about becoming a better person witha  picture of me looking off into the distance and/or in a bikini or Adam's van" social media post where she deletes the comments of anyone giving it to her straight. Fuck off ever so much, you fucking twat.

[scrb]

1 hour ago, LaLaLaLa said:

And Bravo better not bring Jenna back. She is painful to watch.

If she elicits a lot of social media reaction, even if mostly negative, that is incentive for Bravo to bring her back.

"You're trying to put the KYBOSH on ... AFFECTION!"

"I can't work in an environment where I can't hold hands"

 

Glen's response:

"You're being defensive about the indefensible."

 

Edited May 19, 2020 by scrb

[Jack Sampson]

They're clearly hoping Jenna will be the one everyone hates but can't stop watching.  Instead, I find myself scrolling through her scenes.

[MVFrostsMyPie]

I like how Jenna's professionalism level is so low, she sets the bar of appropriateness at "it's not like we're fucking in the crew mess". Yeah, just OTPHJs instead and fucking in the master bedroom and having the stews clean up your cum-stained sheets. She polishes those glasses so much, she's probably pretending she's actually polishing Adam's smegma dick.

[Jack Sampson]

Am I the only who doubts a chartered yacht would typically get confiscated over a few grams of coke for personal use?  I looked for news of this happening and all of the articles referred to several kilos minimum. 

[elsie]

Poor Chris...it looked like he was in a great deal of pain. It's sobering to be in such a physical profession (which he seems to love and be quite good at) and then be faced with the possibility that that might be cut short.

It just figures that the annoying thinks-he-knows it all dude (Parker) is frolicking underwater with his girlfriend after making a total ass of himself, and his sweet natured, experienced replacement goes down for the count after only being there for a hot minute.

Edited May 19, 2020 by elsie

[Mr. Miner]

5 hours ago, Jack Sampson said:

Am I the only who doubts a chartered yacht would typically get confiscated over a few grams of coke for personal use?  I looked for news of this happening and all of the articles referred to several kilos minimum. 

They let a group of pigs from NY come on the boat. They're breaking shit, abusing stews and letting the skanks they brought back from the bar puke all over. This guy is pretty much minding his own business and they want to bust him. It all makes sense for these bush league yachtees.

[Kiki777]

Jenna is acting like a petulant teenager who’s never had a boyfriend before.  And I’m actually wondering if that might be the case (the boyfriend thing, not being a teenager lol)

[IslandGirl]

11 hours ago, njbchlover said:

Not just straddling, but the body-bumping and grinding.  I'm no prude, but those kind of public displays are so not necessary and very immature.  Obviously, Glenn's talk did nothing.

Oh but Glenn's talk did do something: she's loving punishing Madison & Georgia (because she doesn't have the nerve to confront Ciara, the one Glenn told her complained), & now she & Adam revel in their sophomoric rebelliousness as they continue to stealthily grope each other in the kitchen!! 😉 🙂 

9 hours ago, LaLaLaLa said:

Ciara, please shut up. Paget and Chris were dealing with far greater injuries and they weren't crying, whining, and pouting. Do your job, without crying, or leave the boat. She is awful. Maybe she needs to be interior because she obviously can't handle deck.

I've had heat stroke, & while I'm normally tough as nails stoic, heat stroke is horrific & I can't even recall if I cried or not! 🙂 

 

Edited May 19, 2020 by IslandGirl
The usual...a word addition!

[njbchlover]

13 minutes ago, IslandGirl said:

Oh but Glenn's talk did do something: she's loving punishing Madison & Georgia (because she doesn't have the nerve to confront Ciara, the one Glenn told her complained), & now she & Adam revel in their sophomoric rebelliousness as they continue to stealthily grope each other in the kitchen!! 😉 🙂 

I've had heat stroke, & while I'm normally tough as nails stoic, heat stroke is horrific & I can't even recall if I cried or not! 🙂 

 

This is what I didn't understand - if Glenn confirmed several times to Jenna that the compliant did NOT come from her department, why did she leash her vindictive childish behavior on Madison and Georgia?  It's not like there's that many other crew members on board.  Obviously, if Madison didn't say anything, then it had to have come from the deck crew - of which there are three people - not hard to figure out who could have complained.  Jenna just wanted another reason to be a bitch to her stews.  

Did Jenna not believe her superior, Glenn?   Did she think he was lying to her?  That's pretty bad if she doesn't believe what her superior is telling her.   

Jenna will clearly go down in BD history as the worst chief stew, imo. 

 

[terrymct]

11 hours ago, biakbiak said:

But she is straddling him there. It’s so weird how she thinks that it’s okay when they are on charter and her staff needs to talk to her.

She's desperate for attention from a man and is willing to put up with abuse from him as well as compromising her life and performance to the point that she's a complete hypocrite on top of everything else.  Jenna and Adam both need therapy.  

[dleighg]

When they were going over the preference sheets, and one of the guests had written she was hoping for even better service on a sailing yacht than a motor yacht-- Jenna and Adam laugh at that "she's in for a big surprise." WTH? And Glenn looks at them like WTH? I could not believe what a whiny, disrespectful person she was. If your superior chastises you, at least PRETEND to hear it.

Edited May 19, 2020 by dleighg

[IslandGirl]

29 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

This is what I didn't understand - if Glenn confirmed several times to Jenna that the compliant did NOT come from her department, why did she leash her vindictive childish behavior on Madison and Georgia?  It's not like there's that many other crew members on board.  Obviously, if Madison didn't say anything, then it had to have come from the deck crew - of which there are three people - not hard to figure out who could have complained.  Jenna just wanted another reason to be a bitch to her stews.  

Did Jenna not believe her superior, Glenn?   Did she think he was lying to her?  That's pretty bad if she doesn't believe what her superior is telling her.   

Jenna will clearly go down in BD history as the worst chief stew, imo. 

 

I hear you, but Glenn did also tell Jenna that while it was Ciara making the initial complaint, he sensed from Madison that she was bothered even though she was claiming not to be. That's enough for horse face psycho Jenna to run with unfortunately...

I could not believe my ears when Jennatheworstchiefstew had the audacity to say to the Captain, "I'm lowering myself having this conversation."  Is she out of her mind? Captain Glenn (perhaps in name only?!) should have made her repeat that by saying something like, " Excuse me? What did you just say?" I love making asshats repeat their vile statements before going off on them! 🙂 

Edited May 19, 2020 by IslandGirl
Uncharacteristic punctuation error!! ;-)

[65mickey]

Jenna has no authority over Ciara. She knows that there is no way for retaliation for Ciara's complaint to Glenn. But she knows as Madison and Georgia's superior she has the power at least in her mind to make their lives miserable. I am so glad that Madison said something to Glenn about Jenna coming for her after Glenn spoke with Jenna.  

As for Jenna referring to the boat as her home and as such she should be able to show affection to her boyfriend all I can say is there is something wrong with her if she truely believes this. And straddling and dry humping your boyfriend in the crew mess where anyone can see is not showing affection. It makes her and Adam look like a couple of horney teenagers.  

[IslandGirl]

1 minute ago, 65mickey said:

Jenna has no authority over Ciara. She knows that there is no way for retaliation for Ciara's complaint to Glenn. But she knows as Madison and Georgia's superior she has the power at least in her mind to make their lives miserable. I am so glad that Madison said something to Glenn about Jenna coming for her after Glenn spoke with Jenna.  

Yes, I know she has no authority over Ciara, but Jenna had no problem going after "still breastfeeding from his mother" Parker! 😉 

[spunky]

Every time I think Jenna can't be anymore toxic,  she proves me wrong. Glenn specifically told her it was not from her department yet she tried to attack Madison. Why didn't she go after Ciara when she found out that Ciara was the person who complained? She knew the crew would throw her overboard if she did.

I agree with Glenn, both Jenna and Chris dropped the ball with the suspected drug use on board. 

Edited May 19, 2020 by spunky

[nokat]

5 minutes ago, spunky said:

Every time I think Jenna can't be anymore toxic,  she proves me wrong.

I was watching in disbelief. Okay, in her mind dry humping a co-worker where everyone can see is okay, and if anyone mentions it, they deserve abuse? She's awful.
 

[dleighg]

That one guest was so disrespectful to everyone else, holding up dinner for so long. I just can't understand how people can be so self-centered. I don't think she was the primary right? The primary should have just said "we're eating" and yelled down "you can eat whatever courses are left when you get up here."

Oh man, that WAS the primary. What a mess.

Edited May 19, 2020 by dleighg

[nokat]

5 minutes ago, dleighg said:

The primary should have just said "we're eating" and yelled down "you can eat whatever courses are left when you get up here."

It has to be producer driven, needing everyone at the table. I would find it rude, too, and whoever shows up gets to eat.
 

[TexasGal]

12 hours ago, pieinmyeye said:

 

All that pink food was a bit nauseating IMO.

Those requests are always ridiculous.  I want a meal that flows in terms of flavors etc.  Not just PINK!  or WHITE!  

I was surprised, however, that Adam didn't immediately go to salmon for pink.  I mean, I guess prosciutto is kind of pink but that wouldn't have been the first thing I thought about. 

[LaLaLaLa]

10 hours ago, scrb said:

If she elicits a lot of social media reaction, even if mostly negative, that is incentive for Bravo to bring her back.

"You're trying to put the KYBOSH on ... AFFECTION!"

"I can't work in an environment where I can't hold hands"

 

Glen's response:

"You're being defensive about the indefensible."

 

Right...and I have no problem with a good heel; however, Jenna is a pathetic heel...like "finger nails on a chalkboard" heel.