“It’s difficult? Oh I’m sorry buddy, would you like a handjob and an Advil? Fuck off, then.”
“Send out the two cover stars for Toxic Male Monthly, and why don’t we get Ted Bundy up there and make it a threeway?”
We've been circling for a fuckin' hour. TELL THEM WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF GAS!
You don't really hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the, uh, the MySpace of STDs.
Is there an angle here for a team-up? Like me, kind of like a Jagger/Tarzan fronting things up and swingin' through the trees with my little dick singin', killin' shit, and you back home cookin' us soup and makin' sure the numbers are right. Hmm? Rockstar and the mole woman?
Wow, someone thinks they're Beyonce.