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  1. PaperTree

    Naked and Afraid XL

    I don't get why they wanted to move so soon. Deplete all those bananas first, while leaving enough time for the extraction. You don't know what resources are available at a new location. I knew that team would be cursed with Rylie. She just bugs me. Christina didn't tap out, she was pulled by medical. Russell comes back from the dead. Don't eat so much of the fruit, dummy. I hope Charley doesn't get hurt again. That knee was so bad looking. Every time they show him walking I'm just waiting for him to fall and break something. He has a point about working, but there needs to be balance. A snake eating a frog. How cool is that. I don't know about moving to an interior cave system. I would not be happy with bats crapping on me all night. We moved into a house and a colony of bats moved in under the shutters outside of Mom & Dads bedroom. The smell was horrible and you could hear them scratching around all day, then coming and going all night, crawling on the screens. (No AC) We had to paint the house and replace the shutters with solid ones and then caulk up the edges. They were very unhappy the day we yanked the old shutters off. Of course Jeff & Laura snag the best spot. And an eel they refuse to share. Then they just rub it in singing and cooking right next to the others. I might go down and steal Jeff's hooks 🙂
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    Naked and Afraid XL

    Jeff yes, Laura no. She figures sticking tight with Jeff now is her best survival strategy for the 60 days (oy!). They were put together at the start and I don't think it would help her to piss him off. I'm feeling some TV karma coming their way, or maybe it's just indigestion 🙂
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    S04.E03: Cannes You Cook?

    Damn this show! I can't poop now without thinking about Aesha's "biology lesson" 🙂
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    S06.E03: Up in Flames

    Jordan: Good bunny catch in the wasteland. That's a lot to process before it spoils. The milk drinking was something new. That head soup looked disgusting. I'm glad I don't have to eat it. This is why I go camping in hotels 🙂 Woniya: Licking the birch tree. Ok. Strong shelter is a must. They all seem to have nice shelters that we didn't see being built. They're going to need lots of insulation. Nathan: Having weird dreams already. Nice fish. He seems to be having trouble. Should not have eaten those raw fish eggs. He seems to have recovered ok. Barry: How did he cut up the can? Lure works well. The hook not so much. He seems obsessed with money. Brady: Weird dreams. Nice crop of blueberries. Nice ox head. Good lure fabrication. Ray: Interesting trap. Needs some work. Good shooting! The isolation is already getting to him. You shouldn't get too attached to dinner. Michelle: No fish on the barrel, bummer. Good job snaring the grouse. Looks like the fire might take her out. Should have built a nice hearth.
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    S31:E10 Chugga Chugga Choo Choo!

    Cracked egg kills Team Fun. When Becca went over the ditch, I thought I saw that bag crunch a little, but with camera angles, etc. I didn't know. Oops! Then not checking them. Triple detoured themselves. They thought smart to bring back 12 new good eggs, but not good enough. Aaaaah, Amsterdam. $88 Cool! When did they last mention money for a leg? Then it didn't matter. Maybe next leg? More OOH bunching (sigh) Bicycles are not my friends. At least it's pancake flat there. Lazy/dumb Nicole can't pedal and makes Victor do all the work. "Udderly ridiculous" lol Good one, Phil! Very cooperative cows 🙂 Tyler/Korey beat Colin/Christie's time. Afghanimals beat them both. I love Phil, but the UTurn isn't really a surprise when you give them a warning in the clue and after the cast has been obsessing over it for the last couple legs (sigh) "Happy Birthday Nicole" Karma, or just payback? I see a fight brewing for the next leg. The judge let whining Nicole off easy on that ditch jumping. Then Victor does the rest all on his own. That may have been the difference. Please TAR gods, don't let her win. I love the additional challenge to get to the pitstop. Not happy how it pissed off the locals. My guess is production got punked by perfect weather bringing out a big crowd they weren't expecting. A rule I have always lived by: "Don't f**k with the locals". Tyler/Korey got lost but recover. "Boyz in boats!" rofl. I love how Phil toyed with them at the mat 🙂 Colin/Christie are tough, strong favorites for the win, but anything can happen on that final leg. Two hour finale next Wednesday at 9 EDT, after a Big Brother.
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    S04.E03: Cannes You Cook?

    Nice to see Mila in a hot shit soup of her own making. She's the villain every show needs. I must say her restaurant meal looked awful, but she ordered it. A little karma to start the evening. Maybe a producer spoke to the staff? "Sexy Hitler" lol. horndog. Still lazy. Hannah nails him. Does the absolute minimum to not get fired. I've worked with them. Joao managed to not over indulge and turn obnoxious. Impressive. Steps us well to help the interior. Then Mila pulls out the classic non-apology apology bigots are so skilled at. Travis doesn't go for it. Then she serves crap for lunch and lies about it. Frozen shrimp from Vietnam and crabmeat in a can doesn't qualify as "fresh". I wanted Sandy or somebody to look in the trash and nail her. Hannah handled it all well. Anastasia (and Mom!) to the rescue. Mila haz a sad. Aww. Badmouths the salad, overcooks the steaks. She's so awful she's becoming a caricature. Aesha is still very weird, but is funny as hell. I'm glad Colin wasn't seriously hurt. He's funny as hell too.
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    Naked and Afraid XL

    I loved Rylie whining about how hard it is without Manu. You just know Manu was working her ass off, picking up all the slack. Christina seems good at taking orders. She has to. Gets taken out by a UTI. Bummer. Getting flooded in their "shelter" was hilarious. A little karma? How many days have they been working on that thing? Of course Laura is prepared to restart the fire in a howling thunderstorm. I'm surprised they aren't trying to patch the boat better. Maybe the stuff didn't work? Jeff is just too intense for me. Nice fishing haul. Duke, James, Gabrielle set sail for a better site, right to a shark. Yikes! Goldilocks indeed. lol. Did Jeff or Laura not tell them the others were down the beach? A crappy shelter is better than nothing. They'll find Rylie eventually. I'd rather they didn't. The new gang of 6 seems pretty together. Risky float trip for Max, scores coconuts. Iron gut eh? I was waiting for him to keel over. Looks like he's done, but tune in next week!. "His coconuts are bigger than mine" rofl. I remember peeling like that when I was a kid back in the dark ages. Thankfully no skin cancer.
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    S06.E02: Tainted

    I'm male and could not agree more! These "tough guys" whining is as embarrassing as it is constant.
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    S06.E02: Tainted

    Coincidence? Or producers like the sound of it 🙂 . I think I've heard that term somewhere else recently, but can't place it.
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    S06.E02: Tainted

    Donny - Just no. Yes you are arrogant. Nice shelter, lots of cut firewood. The muskrat bites back! lol. Now he's all humble and taps. Bye Felicia! Jordon - Planted in a crappy burned area, bummer. Nikki - Weord free spirit type. "I sleep in on Christmas" Then she cuts herself. haha. What is with these so-called "experts" that makes them so careless. She seems to be healing nicely. Ray got a fish. Cool. Yes, cook that thing through. Eww. Michelle - I like her too. She seems to have skills and determination. Her stand up was funny. Good idea for use of the barrel. "go catch me some fish!"
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    S31.E09: Let's Split!

    You would have to be quick to avoid the flying debris 🙂
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    S04.E02: Recipe for Disaster

    ...and tipping you over $1000 for 2 days "work".
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    S31.E09: Let's Split!

    Totally agree. The victim thing got her the BB win (over a truly vile abusive dude) so she's sticking with it as much as I hate it.
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    S31.E09: Let's Split!

    Once, I think. Spellcheck is my friend 🙂
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