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Jack Sampson

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  1. Jack Sampson

    S09.E02: Something Borrowed, Something New

    She says it then demands he "not make that face". As if he's not allowed to react in a genuinely surprised manner. It sounds like all of that self-dating hasn't prepared her for any normal relationship.
  2. Jack Sampson

    S09.E02: Something Borrowed, Something New

    I don't dislike Deonna so far but she has no business on this show. The rest of the women are intolerable. I already almost hate Bice. Jamie and Greg seem okay. Keith might be fine but he's horribly mismatched with a virgin. Gut feel - Matt isn't in this.
  3. Jack Sampson

    S09.E02: Something Borrowed, Something New

    It's not about waiting really, it's waiting that long. If sex was important to her, she would have found a husband before 27...even if she had to settle hard just to have a sex partner.
  4. Jack Sampson

    S09.E02: Something Borrowed, Something New

    Maybe religious people shouldn't go on a show that makes a mockery of marriage. Now, THAT's the girl I could handle getting matched with. I don't even mind her stupid laugh. Elizabeth is classless and spoiled. I would walk away before the end of the honeymoon. I wouldn't marry a 27 year old virgin. She is either too picky, in which case she'd eventually find a flaw in even my perfection, or she's just not into sex. No real upside. 21 year old virgin is great, 27 is a problem.
  5. Jack Sampson

    S08.E07: Can I Trust You?

    What happens when someone gets curious about the Forbidden Folder of Mystery? Jas was expecting Will's fantasy to be getting her pregnant while writing checks to pay 100% of the bills.
  6. Jack Sampson

    S08.E07: Can I Trust You?

    I think I said it last season, why wouldn't you backup your phone then delete the pic and text history? Maybe even a factory reset! I have several nudes on my phone, many recent. It lets my girlfriend know she has competition. A wife should be a different story - delete the pics, bruh. Everything can be restored if (when) the pretend marriage doesn't work.
  7. Jack Sampson

    S.08 E.06 Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby

    I think it depends on whether the person starting the thread considers the Matchmaking Special episode 00 or 01. The download sites, which generally follow the studio's official release information, list this as ep06 and Honey I'm Home as ep05...or it could have just been a mistake.
  8. Jack Sampson

    S.08 E.06 Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby

    Peak Soy, tragically low Test? Whatever you call it, Luke and his friends are the type I would bully.
  9. Jack Sampson

    MAFS Social Media, Spoilers & Speculation

    Is Kristine pregnant or did she just gain some weight?
  10. Jack Sampson

    S08.E06: Honey, I'm Home?

    Someone should tell her how it works - you hook him with great sex THEN have him start paying your bills. I doubt she even wants to be a housewife. I think she wants to be independent but have Will finance her. Sonia wanted the same thing but at least she was up front about it. She literally said, and the experts reiterated in a voice over, that she wanted a husband to finance her lifestyle.
  11. Jack Sampson

    S08.E06: Honey, I'm Home?

    I don't get the Kate hate. Kate's a sweet girl who probably blames herself for getting dumped by that Jewish dude so she's giving MAFS everything she has. Sure she could lose weight and work on her voice, but she's exactly the unguarded, sincere type of person who would normally stand the best shot of making it work on a show like this. Too bad she got matched with Luke.
  12. Jack Sampson

    S08.E06: Honey, I'm Home?

    She wants Will to be dominant only when it suits her...meaning she wants to maintain control, even over the way he's allowed to be a man. She's trying to be strong and independent while pretending to be traditional and submissive. It never works, true colors come out. Telling a man to man-up is just a shaming technique. She's not encouraging him to be more of her version of manhood, she's nagging him - even mocking him. Despite what she claims, she doesn't want a traditional marriage. And telling Cal that she'd gladly be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen was a complete lie. I'm sure she wants kids, but Jas would freak out if Will told her to go make him a sandwich.
  13. Jack Sampson

    MAFS Social Media, Spoilers & Speculation

    ^^What a happy, fun couple!
  14. Jack Sampson

    S08.E05: 'Til Mud Do Us Part

    Keith should glance at her belly and say, "You first." Let's be honest, she's not sporting abs either.
  15. Jack Sampson

    MAFS Social Media, Spoilers & Speculation

    Does this mean Kate will be selling those giant shirts as sleepwear?
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