90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Mr. Miner]

Between Syngin and Ronald and the assholes on Below Deck. These SA dudes aren’t people I would hang out with.🤷🏻‍♂️

[Leilani]

These friends look like they're paid actors, especially the one in the hitler mustache and nazi jacket. How very South African.

[sagittarius sue]

Syngin has been friends with these guys for 10-11 years, and none of them have grown up since then.

[Pepper Mostly]

This is the life, huh? Three assholes screaming in an empty bar. 

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

500 years ago they called it a codpiece.

500 years, That guy from Cameo had one that he wore on the outside of his clothes

[Gobi]

Drinking game: Have a drink every time Sipgin has a drink. If he can do it, so can we!

[Andi27]

Tania is annoying, but I can only imagine the living conditions in these guys' apartment...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Syn’s friend is describing Tania to a T. She’ll tell everyone else how to live their lives. Such a bitch.

Edited August 17, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Grifter Lives]

"Why Tania, of all people?"  What a compliment to Syngin's wife!

[Floatingbison]

Song for Syngin and his mates

[Toodleoo]

And now on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, we see a tribe of numbnuts in their natural habitat.  Observe as they fling their testicles at each other while screaming "NO HOMO!"

Edited August 17, 2020 by Toodleoo

[Baltimore Betty]

6 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I want to know what Eric-key is cooking. Maybe a fritatta? It looks like he's frying up some pancetta and there are eggs on the counter.

He was choppin' broccoli!  I can only think of Dana Carvey from SNL singing a song about chopping broccoli.

[Eldemarge]

So not shocked that Tanya mooched off these guys for two months.

[Rabithed]

Tanya met these guys and STILL married Syngyn!?! 

[Frozendiva]

No, you had 90 days to plan the wedding. Not decide if you would like to marry her.

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Between Syngin and Ronald and the assholes on Below Deck. These SA dudes aren’t people I would hang out with.🤷🏻‍♂️

Dont get me started on what they did to Hannah!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Between Syngin and Ronald and the assholes on Below Deck. These SA dudes aren’t people I would hang out with.🤷🏻‍♂️

Mah boys!

[Baltimore Betty]

Syngin is drunk and spilling the beans.

[Vandy10]

What the heck is a “weird little emoji feeling”?

It could be any of these: 🤭😬🤮😨🤬

[Mrs. Hanson]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This is the life, huh? Three assholes screaming in an empty bar. 

And slamming on the tables!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Andi27 said:

Tania is annoying, but I can only imagine the living conditions in these guys' apartment...

Booze bottles on top of the cabinets, that's decor. Nothing on the walls, except some food. No furniture. Mattresses on the floor. Threadbare towels in the bathroom. God,I'm having flashbacks.....

[Andi27]

Between these guys and the guys on 'Below Deck', I cannot stand 'brus'.

[Toodleoo]

I WENT TO ANOTHER COUNTRY TO MURRRRAAAAAYYY A.....WOMAN

[Angry Moldovan]

The hipster stache dude has major creeper vibes

[CrazyInAlabama]

Just now, Gobi said:

Drinking game: Have a drink every time Sipgin has a drink. If he can do it, so can we!

We'd all have alcohol poisoning!     

I never thought Syngin was even OK looking, but his friends look like they're hired right out of central casting, from the creepy friend section. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Syngin is drunk and spilling the beans.

"They were given the grapes that go ripe in the sun
That loosen the screws at the back of the tongue"

--The Clash

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

The hipster stache dude has major creeper vibes

He's every evil villain from every Indiana Jones movie.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Vandy10 said:

What the heck is a “weird little emoji feeling”?

It could be any of these: 🤭😬🤮😨🤬

Or 💩

[Bees52]

LOL Syngin's friends didn't like Tania from the jump. Plus she moved in their place and tried to rule their lives!

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Syngin is drunk and spilling the beans.

Syngin was sober when he spilled the beans to his family - first to the mother and sister, then to the brother.  Syngin has told everyone he encounters that he is unhappy.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sigh. who doesn't love a neat and tidy man? 

Eric’s “thin, single, and neat” 

[Baltimore Betty]

Coltee confused me with telling us that Jess and some guy were banging on his door so he thought it would be better if he got his own hotel room, what does that mean?  It would have made more sense if he called security.

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

LOL Syngin's friends didn't like Tania from the jump. Plus she moved in their place and tried to rule their lives!

Are we surprised?

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The hipster stache dude has major creeper vibes

I grew a creepy porn stache at the beginning of Covid.  

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

No, you had 90 days to plan the wedding. Not decide if you would like to marry her.

Of all the stupid, ridiculous tropes on these shows, this is the one I hate the most. 

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

I WENT TO ANOTHER COUNTRY TO MURRRRAAAAAYYY A.....WOMAN

Geez, Syngin, why the shock? Is there something you are not telling us? What is the relationship between you and your, um. bros? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, magemaud said:

Eric’s “thin, single, and neat” 

*two Seinfeld references and we aren’t even an hour in!

[mmecorday]

This weekend I learned that the British term for butterflying a chicken is spatchcocking.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I grew a creepy porn stache at the beginning of Covid.  

We were all experimenting then. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Coltee confused me with telling us that Jess and some guy were banging on his door so he thought it would be better if he got his own hotel room, what does that mean?  It would have made more sense if he called security.

Right?!?! So there was an empty room just sitting there being paid for? Coltee is terribly cheap. I would see him bunking with Mommy than getting another room.

[Emmeline]

9 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

500 years ago they called it a codpiece.

I am learning a lot tonight.  I had to look that up, interesting.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Coltee confused me with telling us that Jess and some guy were banging on his door so he thought it would be better if he got his own hotel room, what does that mean?  It would have made more sense if he called security.

I was transfixed by his moobies, trying to guess his cup size

[Floatingbison]

Did I see that right?  Did Jess hit the cameraman with the first shoe she threw?   

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Coltee confused me with telling us that Jess and some guy were banging on his door so he thought it would be better if he got his own hotel room, what does that mean?  It would have made more sense if he called security.

You expecting Coltee to have sense?  

[Zombness]

Let's recap .......Tanya forced herself on Syngin....Now I get it why he drinks so much.....!   

[Frozendiva]

Some people consign clothes or take them to Goodwill after they have worn them 2-3 times. Not surprising to see a second hand garment looking almost new.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Coltee confused me with telling us that Jess and some guy were banging on his door so he thought it would be better if he got his own hotel room, what does that mean?  It would have made more sense if he called security.

Depends on what he meant by "banging".

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I grew a creepy porn stache at the beginning of Covid.  

Your secret is safe with us.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

We were all experimenting then. 

My stache should have had it's own parole officer.

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Coltee confused me with telling us that Jess and some guy were banging on his door so he thought it would be better if he got his own hotel room, what does that mean?  It would have made more sense if he called security.

He goes from cheaply trying to share a hotel room with his "girlfriend" and his mom to just renting new rooms all willy-nilly!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I was transfixed by his moobies, trying to guess his cup size

Between a b and c cup