90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[greekmom]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Coltee has a weird body.   He reminds me of Grimace from McDonalds.

for me he reminds me of Pat from SNL

[Gobi]

I think Coltee is transitioning, I'm just not sure which direction.

[kacesq]

Are they going to interrupt our show with that preview of yet another multiples show? Stick it to the Smothered viewers, TLC.

[Angry Moldovan]

Coltee you just said that Jess is  too loud. She’s screaming “where is it Colteee, I can’t see or feel it”

[mmecorday]

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Debbie is Feeding Colt - do they do that at home?  (yeah who am I kidding).  

At least she's not feeding him like Alicia Silverstone used to feed her kid!

[Toodleoo]

Coltee is the Omarosa of 90DF.  Gaslighting, passive aggressive douchbaguette.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Covid has been a drag, and I've had some upsetting medical news, but everyone here has made things so much better.  Love you guys!  

I'm sorry. Covid sucks big time. I'm glad you're here.

[Vandy10]

Just now, Gobi said:

I think Coltee is transitioning, I'm just not sure which direction.

Into a slug.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb is acting like I did when I was 13 and my best friend found a boyfriend and I felt jilted.

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, greekmom said:

for me he reminds me of Pat from SNL

Heh! I posted pics a while ago comparing Colt to Pat

[Brooklynista]

Just now, Granny58 said:

I do not fault Debbie for melting down after such a long journey.  She'a senior citizen!!!  It's exhausting to travel.

She's got to be overheating in that flannel over a t-shirt too. That would make any one irritable. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, greekmom said:

Only if they go to rehab.

*whiepers* i am going to watch it...shame

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Coltee you just said that Jess is  too loud. She’s screaming “where is it Colteee, I can’t see or feel it”

I just snorted ice tea out my nose!

[Doublemint]

He called his Mother an A-hole - my Italian Mother would have beat the crap out of me if I did that!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Ew! Colt-y don’t talk about your sex life with your Mom! 

When he's not bringing it up, she is. They are just gross.

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

*whiepers* i am going to watch it...shame

Oh I will watch too

[SunnyBeBe]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Covid has been a drag, and I've had some upsetting medical news, but everyone here has made things so much better.  Love you guys!  

Hope you’re ok. This place does lift the spirits. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

I'm sorry. Covid sucks big time. I'm glad you're here.

Not covid for me, personally!  I meant, quarantine sucks donkey ass.  Medical news is not covid related!

[peaceknit]

Another multiples show? Gahhhhhhh!

[Zombness]

Why don't we sign a petition so that Debbie and Coltee appear on the Smothered show....I think they qualify for it .

[kacesq]

That many multiples naturally? Damn. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I think Coltee is transitioning, I'm just not sure which direction.

Into Jabba the Hut.

[Frozendiva]

How do they afford all those kids?

[Vandy10]

I didn’t even know it was possible to conceive quints naturally.

[greekmom]

For the love of the good lord - why the fuck is this woman getting pregnant again?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

[Toodleoo]

I don't watch the crazy multiples families shows but the Derricos seem cool.

[greekmom]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

How do they afford all those kids?

TLC money?

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

When he's not bringing it up, she is. They are just gross.

It’s funny because it’s true

[sainte-chapelle]

@Floatingbison we are here and we will do our best to lift your spirits...wishing you all the best from Canada land

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Into Jabba the Hut.

Flabba the Gut.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Vandy10 said:

I didn’t even know it was possible to conceive quints naturally.

Sure it is. The Dionne Quints, for example.

[Baltimore Betty]

Colt and Debbie always deliver their lines like they are waiting for the translation before they can answer each other.

Colt has the bustline of a young Mother Debbie.

Debbie's wardrobe was inspired by Brawny paper towel packages.

Jess loves Colt? Why? She probably doesn't even know his middle name and she hates that he does not want to go bar hopping and dancing till morning.  I give this relationship a 100% chance of failing before he leaves Brazil.

 

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Oh I will watch too

Can't bear to miss the possibility of Darcey on a drunken crying jag!

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Vandy10 said:

I didn’t even know it was possible to conceive quints naturally.

The Dionne Quintuplets were natural and shocking survived despite being born in the 30s

[Toodleoo]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Covid has been a drag, and I've had some upsetting medical news, but everyone here has made things so much better.  Love you guys!  

*hugs you like Coltee's moobs hug his tshirts*

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, greekmom said:

For the love of the good lord - why the fuck is this woman getting pregnant again?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

Eh, as long as I don’t have to support them, they should have as many as they want. 

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Deb is acting like I did when I was 13 and my best friend found a boyfriend and I felt jilted.

Yes Auntie that's exactly it!    Hope the bear is far far away now!

[Granny58]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Covid has been a drag, and I've had some upsetting medical news, but everyone here has made things so much better.  Love you guys!  

Hope you get well soon.😷

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sure it is. The Dionne Quints, for example.

Jinx!

[Vandy10]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Sure it is. The Dionne Quints, for example.

Yep, just Googled. Apparently the odds are 1 in 55 Million! 

Man, if I had that kind of luck, I’d be pissed if it manifested in natural quints rather than a lottery win.

[Floatingbison]

Yeah, Coltee favors shirts from the Baggy and Shapeless Department.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

That many multiples naturally? Damn. 

One would think that after the quints (7 total), it would've been time for someone to be sterlized!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t be mad, but I find Eleanor not that cute. She inherited her father’s block head.

[Toodleoo]

Jesus Libby, FIND THE GOOD IN SOMETHING. ANYTHING. 

Edited July 20, 2020 by Toodleoo

[goofygirl]

FloatingBison, glad you're here and this place ALWAYS cheers me up and makes me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!

[kacesq]

Oh FFS Libby. Stop acting like Florida is all perfect and shiny. Sheesh. I hate when the Americans do that.

 

[Floatingbison]

This Moldova park looks vaguely Soviet looking, sort of like the apartment block where Vayrna (?) lived.  The Russian woman that everyone liked who was mixed up with the American slacker.

Edited July 20, 2020 by Floatingbison

[Zombness]

How is Andrei miss Moldova....he came to the US...he doesn't work and Chuck provides for them...

[VioletNevermind]

Andrei’s parents seem like absolutely lovely people.

And Elizabeth, there are germs everywhere.  You snobby bitch.

[mmecorday]

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Sure it is. The Dionne Quints, for example.

I remember reading somewhere that there were originally six babies, but Mrs. Dionne may have miscarried one.

Also, Ellie is one of the cutest babies on TLC. And TLC has a lot of baby shows.