90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[magemaud]

18 minutes ago, Zombness said:

 Kalani taking care of both kids and you are there like a Samoan statue

Edited July 6, 2020 by magemaud

[Gobi]

Because of course you bring your mom when you go to another country to stay with your girlfriend.

[greekmom]

Is Debbie going too? Please let this happen!

[RichiesOlderBro]

[Vandy10]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

I LOVE 90 Day Cray Cray. Kyle makes me laugh when he does impersonations. Think he  nearly lost his voice last season from doing BGL's gravely voice.

I’m going to have to start these 90DF podcasts as soon as I finish “My Dad Wrote a Porno.” It’s extremely NSFW, but also has me regularly howling.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw. Colt hopes his mother and Jess will get along. That is precious. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I really hope so.  The neighbors you described sound like nightmares.  I really hope they're gone.

The new ones could be just as bad, or worse.

[Eldemarge]

So Colt thinks he's going to bring his mom after he was invited to visit his new girlfriend.  BAIL  BAIL BAIL

[LilaFowler]

YAWN. Enough of Coltee.

[kacesq]

FrozenDiva just saw the news about the unit being sold. Praying it closes quickly and those horrors leave forever.

[Grifter Lives]

At least Jess is up front that if her father doesn't like Colt, he's out.  Colt has never told her that she's in a no-win situation.  Debbie's never going to like any other woman in her son's life.  

Also - why doesn't Colt pay the $100 to fly Jess to Las Vegas to meet Debbie there?

[Angry Moldovan]

Red brings out Colteees lady bumps

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

He threw those two year old french fries over the fence next door with no problem too

I would need Dollar Store rubber gloves. God knows what's being living in that car.

[sainte-chapelle]

Fuck off Colt, you want mommas approval yet you balk at Jess wanting her dad to like him?

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Colt wants to ask Jess's father's permission to date her. Meanwhile, he has already bragged about having sex with her in a cheap hotel, on national television. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

You want Jessica's dad permission to date her?  You rdid not ask if you could bone her, jackass.

Edited July 6, 2020 by Mrs. Hanson

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Vandy10 said:

I’m going to have to start these 90DF podcasts as soon as I finish “My Dad Wrote a Porno.” It’s extremely NSFW, but also has me regularly howling.

I am super jazzed for all these podcast recommendations but I struggle so much to pay attention to them 😞

[Mercolleen]

5 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

What's with the blue tarp across the back seat?

It's his bedspread for when he sleeps there.

[CraftyHazel]

3 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

He literally paced back and forth in front of trash cans. Use those.

Where I live, we can’t put trash in the cans unless it’s in a tied off bag.  We get ticketed if we do.

[KelseyNikki614]

Why does Coltee need to ask her dad's permission to date her? Is that a Brazilian thing or just a weirdo Coltee thing? Women are not possessions

[For Cereals]

4 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

Hope you are staying healthy down there.

Well that’s personal but yes...

Please don’t me mad!  I couldn’t resist! Teehee

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Man.  This bitch is totally hinting that she wants Colt to buy her some new sex clothes for chic bar.  A tip of the hat for her nerve.  

 Chocolate panties?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I would need Dollar Store rubber gloves. God knows what's being living in that car.

Industrial gloves I’m thinking

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Can you imagine international travel with the Debster? Oy vey.

Oh the sweatiness! But living in Vegas with a car with no AC is normal for her. But I'm sure she'll research and start using Rosetta Stone ASAP. She's gonna soak up the language and culture!

[tvrox]

22 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I hate both Kalani and Aseulu but they have super cute kids.

So glad they didn't risk those kids lives by taking them to Samoa. 

[humbleopinion]

7 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

What's with the blue tarp across the back seat?

Ahem.... it's called a duvet......

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

I am super jazzed for all these podcast recommendations but I struggle so much to pay attention to them 😞

I'm happy with our level of howngrown, organic snark.  I don't think I could handle a critical mass of professional snark.

Edited July 6, 2020 by Floatingbison

[Andi27]

1 minute ago, Marmiarmo said:

Where I live, we can’t put trash in the cans unless it’s in a tied off bag.  We get ticketed if we do.

At this point, I doubt Paul cares if his mom gets a ticket.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

Why does Coltee need to ask her dad's permission to date her? Is that a Brazilian thing or just a weirdo Coltee thing? Women are not possessions

He believes he's being a gentleman and showing respect even though they've already had *whisper* sex *whisper*.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, tvrox said:

So glad they didn't risk those kids lives by taking them to Samoa. 

LOL this is TLC.

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I would need Dollar Store rubber gloves. God knows what's being living in that car.

Paul's future is as a hoarder.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, tvrox said:

So glad they didn't risk those kids lives by taking them to Samoa. 

But he’s going to make her pay like the surly teenager he is

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Industrial gloves I’m thinking

I would hire someone.

[Vandy10]

3 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

 

Down south we call that “the devil beating his wife.”

 

Probably not the most 2020 thing to say though 😕

Regional terms for sun showers crack me up. They’re so odd! Here’s some others:

Armenian: The wolf is giving birth on the mountain

Cape Verdean: The groom has eaten unheated food

Catalan: The witches comb their hair

English: The Devil’s beating his wife with a codfish

Finnish: A wedding is being celebrated in Hades

German: The Devil has a parish fair

Greek: The poor are getting married

Hindi: The jackal’s wedding

Polish: The witch is making butter

Portuguese: The witches are making soft bread

Spanish: The rabbits are giving birth

Zulu: Monkey’s wedding

[Zombness]

Andrei....another looser, but his one has a rich father in law!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Que Andrie piling stuff in a suitcase and calling it done.  

[kacesq]

Ugh, these two. I really hate Libby’s TH look, th3 dress color, the matching eye and lip color.

oh ffs Libby packing with a kid isn’t one of the seven labors of Hercules.

[mamadrama]

I've been trying to find homes for the puppies all week. It's stressful. I'm late but ready for the shenanigans.

[Mercolleen]

5 minutes ago, Vandy10 said:

I’m going to have to start these 90DF podcasts as soon as I finish “My Dad Wrote a Porno.” It’s extremely NSFW, but also has me regularly howling.

Belinda DOES sleep with many international men ... maybe Rocky can write a 90 Day book next.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Andrei take Ash’s course on Manliness?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I would hire someone.

Industrial sanitizers before I put a baby in there

[greekmom]

They are both packing wrong. You roll the clothes for maximum amount of luggage space.

[VioletNevermind]

In Soviet Russia (okay, Moldova), man act like total asshole. 

Edited July 6, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody
He sounds Russian and sometimes that’s enough to carry a stupid joke.

[Angry Moldovan]

Did he say jeans or jizz?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

I've been trying to find homes for the puppies all week. It's stressful. I'm late but ready for the shenanigans.

PUPPIES! 

[Frozendiva]

Andrei is lucky he doesn't have to carry toiletries, band-aids, blister block, skincare, dental floss, toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, etc. That takes up half my suitcase!

[Andi27]

How much are they going to end up paying for parking at the airport?! At least use the long term lot if you must drive yourself.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

I've been trying to find homes for the puppies all week. It's stressful. I'm late but ready for the shenanigans.

How many puppers?

[greekmom]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Andrei is lucky he doesn't have to carry toiletries, band-aids, blister block, skincare, dental floss, toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, etc. That takes up half my suitcase!

right?

[humbleopinion]

3 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

Why does Coltee need to ask her dad's permission to date her?

Another case of the horse out of the barn....Jess gave her milk up for free to a jiggly, fat aproned, blobby,  titted, mama's boy for love less, thin dicked fumbling sex.....