90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 bedroom apartment?

[goofygirl]

$800?? Uh. no. And 3 bedrooms??

Julia. Stop being a spoiled brat. Get JOB. Make MONEY.  THEN....

Edited June 28, 2021 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol Brandon looks like a beatnik

All he needs is a goatee and a beret. A regular Maynard G. Krebs.

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Brandon looks like he should be hosting "Sprockets."

And now I am dead. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Brandon’s sweater makes me want to punch him in the face.

Really? I thought he was your fave

[Frozendiva]

Julia, you will most likely not find any apartments in the US for $100 per month.

[Grifter Lives]

Julia really loves the empty space in the apartment.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, this is nice for them. Let’s hear the price.

[kacesq]

Why are they even looking at a 3 bedroom? God I hate when the reality show shenanigans are this fucking obvious.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Let’s think of some good retirement gifts for Pepper Mostly 

Rebecca’s corset and Natalie’s rat.

[Frozendiva]

Julia, you have seen one apartment. There are others to see first.

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

 

Lol Brandon looks like a beatnik

 

I thought of “Sprockets” on SNL

@MMECORDAY beat me to it! 

Edited June 28, 2021 by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Nekid pictures signed by Coltee from me xxx

A used purple dildo from a friend who shall remain nameless from me.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why do they need three bedrooms?

[ExMathMajor]

3 bedrooms, huh? Are they planning to have kids right away, then?

[LEILANI2]

Who the hell just looks at apartments without knowing how much it costs?  What a waste of time for both parties.

[Grifter Lives]

Either Nick the Property Manager (aka Libby of Plymouth, VA) is a giant, or Brandon and Julia are quite petite.

[kacesq]

What’s the point of the masks if you’re all pulling them down?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Rebecca’s corset and Natalie’s rat.

Skipper's purple friend.

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Brandon makes me want to punch him in the face.

FTFY

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Why do they need three bedrooms?

Swinger parties??

[Hotel Snarker]

There is absolutely no reason for them to get this place. It's going to be over their price.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Brandon’s sweater makes me want to punch him in the face.

EVERYTHING makes me want to punch Brandon in the face. 

$1800 a month wouldn't get you a luxury three bedroom apartment here, that's for sure.  

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Rebecca’s corset and Natalie’s rat.

@Pepper Mostly.

A stolen fridge.

Love Ronald

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Julia really loves the empty space in the apartment.  

And the fresh air

[Hotel Snarker]

Wait. Did Brandon specifically bring her to a place that they can't afford so that he wouldn't have to move out?

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Rebecca’s corset and Natalie’s rat.

an annual subscription of scarves from Trish.  Everybody loves them.  We can't go wrong.  The first one will arrive in July.

[Frozendiva]

Most apartments have websites with rental amounts listed. The person looking to rent will not be surprised at the cost.

[sainte-chapelle]

I’ll throw in Brandon’s turtleneck cuz I’m feeling the beat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Isn’t this a retread of the Robert and Anny plot?

[charmed1]

I totally forgot about this shit show. Simone Biles is defeating gravity. What is this get-up Brandon has on? Is this Sprockets Meets House Hunters?

Edited June 28, 2021 by charmed1

[mamadrama]

My viewing experience: Sitting on the couch with Gunther (puppy) who was curled up by me asleep. Suddenly felt the urge to pass gas and since it's my couch and my house...well, I did. I guess it was louder than expected because Gunther jumped straight up into the air, somersaulted off the couch, hit his head on the coffee table, and went tearing through the house yelping as though Satan himself was on his tail. 

So how's your evening?

[For Cereals]

I would think in Dimwiddle or wherever they are, they could get a mortgage for $1,800/month.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Swinger parties??

Dead

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why do they need three bedrooms?

They don't, they've just been watching too much House Hunters. Everyone on that stupid show needs a dozen bedrooms for two people.

[mmecorday]

My closed captioning just said, "Tiffany speaks incoherently." That seems about right.

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wait. Did Brandon specifically bring her to a place that they can't afford so that he wouldn't have to move out?

Yes. Yes he did. 

[LEILANI2]

I'm gonna predict Brandon and Julia moving into an RV or trailer, that seems to be the new theme on 90 Day Diaries, they're all moving into RVs, Vans, and Trailers.

[greekmom]

@Pepper Mostly

Maybe we can get Ron and Betty to host a swinger party for you.

With yellow plastic tablecloths and even a cake.

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Let’s think of some good retirement gifts for Pepper Mostly 

Gasoline soaked underwear 

Cold shoulder tops, lifetime supply!

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Isn’t this a retread of the Robert and Anny plot?

And Colt & Larissa.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Last time we saw Daniel unpacking groceries, he was obsessive and anxious about contracting Covid because Tiffany made him so stressed.

[Hotel Snarker]

Holy hell Tiffany, you got your groceries. Shut up about the fridge.

[mamadrama]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

They don't, they've just been watching too much House Hunters. Everyone on that stupid show needs a dozen bedrooms for two people.

And everyone but me seems to do a lot of "entertaining."

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Rebecca’s corset and Natalie’s rat.

Cold Shoulder Shirts in pastel colors!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

My viewing experience: Sitting on the couch with Gunther (puppy) who was curled up by me asleep. Suddenly felt the urge to pass gas and since it's my couch and my house...well, I did. I guess it was louder than expected because Gunther jumped straight up into the air, somersaulted off the couch, hit his head on the coffee table, and went tearing through the house yelping as though Satan himself was on his tail. 

So how's your evening?

Cuteness overload 😍

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Isn’t this a retread of the Robert and Anny plot?

Thank You!! We have definitely been here before!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wait. Did Brandon specifically bring her to a place that they can't afford so that he wouldn't have to move out?

I'm guessing that's the plan. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Isn’t this a retread of the Robert and Anny plot?

Well, you know our guy Matt Sharp, he never met a stupid plot line he didn't like. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Most apartments have websites with rental amounts listed. The person looking to rent will not be surprised at the cost.

Yes, I found out that if the apartment web site doesn't have prices listed, then I can't afford it. 

Pepper Mostly, I give you the white table from My 600 lb. Life.     Always useful.  

[LEILANI2]

I don't think Tiffany and Ronald have even had sex since she's arrived the way  she just keeps bitching.

Edited June 28, 2021 by LEILANI2

[sainte-chapelle]

How can Tiff not know how to roast a chicken…she complained about Everything. Some of us eat real unprocessed food Tiff.