90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[rideashire]

"I satisfy her....once."

I'm guessing that once is in the 'ever' category. I hope Kalani bought a good vibe at that sex store too.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

I hear the beep, beep, it’s called a car Asuelu. A car. 

"Beep, beep," is his sexy talk.  He learned it from the Roadrunner.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Maybe because I am *ahem* in that age range but I usually enjoy the Cougar storylines on this show. I think I was one of the few who got a kick out of Stephanie.

I got a kick out of Stephanie too because she is one of the only older women ever portrayed on television who didn’t have and didn’t want children. I didn’t realize she’d turn out to be such a spaz.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

" I didn't breastfeed you for 14 years for it to come to this. " Kolani, eventually.

DEAD

[CSunshine76]

Hey Kalani, it’s time to ween your kids.

and how does she have sex with Asuelo, the man child. Zig zag, up and down, shake the booty? REALLY? I know 12 year olds that are more mature.

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Ok admit it. You’ve kinda missed the Darcey Stacey goblins too. I know I’m not the only one.

Love you honey but noooo.....  Not them AGAIN!

[Hotel Snarker]

How Asuelu describes sex: Fun time rock and roll zoom zoom.

[Emmeline]

20 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

I honestly didn't hear Trish call Nutalie a hooker.  Seriously.

On the commercial for Pillow Talk, didn’t Molly and Cynthia think that Trish said she was a cooker.  It did happen when Natalie was at the stove.    
 

How old is Kalani’s youngest kid?  If she didn’t have the child in bed nursing all night maybe the kid could wean off the breast.  At the least sleep 6-8 hours through the night.

[Grifter Lives]

Kalani's mother must be babysitting the jeep driver, too.  And, she's choosing Asuelo's various Fat Albert hats.  (Credit to the poster who noted the hats last week.)

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I got a kick out of Stephanie too because she is one of the only older women ever portrayed on television who didn’t have and didn’t want children

Me too because she was only hurting herself and not dragging children into it. Face it, the guys she was with made out like bandits because she was paying them and giving them gifts.

[Doublemint]

Now she's going to ruin the vibe of the trip by telling him about the divorce lawyer.  So stupid.   Timing is terrible.

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Asuelu trying to talk sexy makes me feel a little ill.

It's like they're trying to do a 180 on his image and make him seem desirable.  

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

How Asuelu describes sex: Fun time rock and roll zoom zoom.

With boobies and a clam

[Armchair Critic]

Still laughing at Asuelu saying he "acts professional". Sure he does.

[Grifter Lives]

"Afi," say Asuelo.  So poignant.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Love you honey but noooo.....  Not them AGAIN!

I am hoping to relive this glorious moment

[Hotel Snarker]

They're going to have a third kid because of this vacation, aren't they?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kalani telling Assholeu about seeing a divorce lawyer lets him know that she holds the power and he better watch his step. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, For Cereals said:

With boobies and a clam

You know Asuelo doesn’t eat clams. 

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Trish kinda does look like she stepped straight out of Cagney & Lacey central casting though.

The hair especially. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Now she's going to ruin the vibe of the trip by telling him about the divorce lawyer.  So stupid.   Timing is terrible.

Sometimes it’s useful to say nothing if your only goal is to alleviate your own guilt

[CrazyInAlabama]

Tell me Kalani isn't so stupid that she'll tell Asuelu that Low's on the hook for financing Asuelu in some conditions?    However, his mother and sister Tammy I'm sure know all about that.   I wish Kalani and Asuelu would shit up about how many times they boinked.  

Tell me that Kalani finally realized birth control is an option?   Or is she already pregnant?  

Edited June 21, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

It's like they're trying to do a 180 on his image and make him seem desirable.  

Mission impossible Sharpe

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

You know Asuelo doesn’t eat clams. 

He just eats pussycats.

[goofygirl]

Kalani AND Asuelu:  NEITHER ONE OF THEM IS THE BRIGHTEST BULB ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE!

[Grifter Lives]

Product placement at its best: Plexxy birth control following the Asuelo-Kalani sexytime recap.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am hoping to relive this glorious moment

Darcy living her best life

[Auntie Anxiety]

Whenever Assholeu is on the screen, all I ever see is Baby Huey.

[sainte-chapelle]

Anyone else disturbed by the prospect of putting citric acid up their vagina? Anyone?

[Suzywriter]

I'm in the kitchen making Keto haddock nuggets and watching on my phone. When Ronald said "I won't allow them to leave", I ran upstairs, got my laptop and logged on. Yikes, yikes, yikes, this dude sounds like a killer.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Anyone else disturbed by the prospect of putting citric acid up their vagina? Anyone?

Burn baby burn!

[charmed1]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Product placement at its best: Plexxy birth control following the Asuelo-Kalani sexytime recap.

I got the phexxi vaginal inferno commercial followed by one for Botox. I’m conflicted.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Anyone else disturbed by the prospect of putting citric acid up their vagina? Anyone?

Is that what it is?! 😳

[Twopper]

I  can sorta hear the show in the background, but I am at the bfast table eating dessert so I may just follow the chat for a bit.  It has been an exciting day with the birth of our first grandchild--a boy--early this afternoon.  

[TazDevil]

Grangie.  Wonder how many packs-a-day she's up to now.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Is that what it is?! 😳

Lactic and citric…two for the price of one.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Twopper said:

It has been an exciting day with the birth of our first grandchild--a boy--early this afternoon.  

Congrats!

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Twopper said:

I  can sorta hear the show in the background, but I am at the bfast table eating dessert so I may just follow the chat for a bit.  It has been an exciting day with the birth of our first grandchild--a boy--early this afternoon.  

Congratulations on your new addition!

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Anyone else disturbed by the prospect of putting citric acid up their vagina? Anyone?

Huh??

[GrammyPammy]

Weird-ass music for Angela’s segment…

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

I  can sorta hear the show in the background, but I am at the bfast table eating dessert so I may just follow the chat for a bit.  It has been an exciting day with the birth of our first grandchild--a boy--early this afternoon.  

Awwwwws! Congratulations 🎉 

[Zombness]

Just now, Twopper said:

I  can sorta hear the show in the background, but I am at the bfast table eating dessert so I may just follow the chat for a bit.  It has been an exciting day with the birth of our first grandchild--a boy--early this afternoon.  

Congratulations!!!

[charmed1]

Who was it that said Angela dresses like Steven Tyler? I can’t unsee it!😆

[TazDevil]

Does anyone else think Grangie's "abscess" is actually a "cold sore"?

[OoogleEyes]

I guess that Mrs Derrico's womb is ready to fall out of her vagina 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is Angies tooth issue Michaels fault?

[tvrox]

She has an infection again. Stop smoking! it's not Michael's fault! 

Also that "technology office" looked super shady. The grass was uncut? it was in a random house? 

[For Cereals]

Who would ever agree to have their phone tracked?

[Armchair Critic]

Has anyone tried the BK Ch'King? I have tried Popeyes, KFC, Wendy's, McDonalds, and of course Chik-fil-A and wonder how it measure up. (I am streaming this and just saw an ad for it)

[Meowwww]

I feel like Grangela has terrible abscess breath. 🤢