90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Angry Moldovan]

9 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I saw some previews of the Single Life, and Big Ed is so gross.

The reality gays say it’s the best tell all they have seen. Big Ed told Coltee to get off drunk Debs nips

Edited May 17, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[hula-la]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Welcome to Gen Z. I know they aren't all like that but my daughter wants to be a makeup artist. She has watched too many "influencers" online. She is the sweetest kid but I fear she will fall to pieces when she gets a real job with a tough boss. Get off my lawn... these kids today are coddled. 😂

The daughter of my former hairdresser is a makeup influencer (as in collabs with MAC and Pat McGrath). She hustles and works so hard. It’s not easy like some young people think it is. 

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm retiring June 30 and campus won't open till fall semester, so I won't be back in the office ever. I'll miss my peeps for sure. But not commuting. I've been working from home since March 2020 and I can sit in one spot for hours without moving. I don't seem to have gained any weight but my stamina, such as it was, is GONE. I walked home from the dentist a few weeks ago, maybe a mile, and I thought I was going to DIE.

Or get buried under the tomato patch. With all the others. 

LOL I also walked home from dentist the other day and it was a struggle! 

MIke's mom calls every day at 4am?! Who are these people who are up at that hour. 

[Gobi]

To know her is to hate her.

[Grifter Lives]

Are those caged rodents behind Mike for the cat?

[Armchair Critic]

Looking at his younger pictures... Mike has never been attractive.

I'll show myself out....

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike mom's is giving me major Kathy Bates "Misery" vibes.

[My Girls]

MIL from HELL!

[TMI]

mike is a big baby...and helicopter mom needs to cut the apron strings

[sainte-chapelle]

Momma Mike is a witch. I wonder how involved she was in his first marriage. 

Edited May 17, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Frozendiva]

Natalie only eats fish?

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Why do they keep showing a photo of Kenny and Armando for Pillow Talk, but they never show up?    I want them back. 

 

Yes please! I really hope they are on tonight. 

[Mr. Miner]

The turd didn’t fall far from the tree.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike talks shit about Natalie to his mom 100% of the time. No wonder she doesn’t respect Nat.

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Walking the twelve stairs up from the lower level in my house makes me want to get an oxygen tank.

I re-joined my Y last week after 14 months away, went to a yoga class and could barely move for the next three days. I was so out of shape. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike’s mom is sporting the Sue Aiken coif today for your viewing pleasure.

The TDay menu is making my gastritis kick back in.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

LOL I also walked home from dentist the other day and it was a struggle! 

MIke's mom calls every day at 4am?! Who are these people who are up at that hour. 

If someone called me at that hour, I would wonder who died.

[renatae]

Sorry, guys, late as usual. Today "Midway" was on. Good thing Mr. Renatae didn't want to watch the whole thing! Hope all are well! Had my first Covid a couple of weeks ago. Next week is my second. I had to put it off as I had aortic valve replacement surgery a few weeks ago.

Jovi, Mylah is like two weeks old! Newborns need a lot of attention. Yara is a sweet doting mama. Who'd a thunk it?

[goofygirl]

Mike's mom talking about feeding Natalie some water moccasin for Thanksgiving is sorta passive-aggressive, isn't it??

Can't Natalie just eat the vegetables?  What's the BFD??

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, gee, Mike's mom, you told your friend to stop the wedding, and now you're getting all wide eyed and "who, little old me?" when Mike says Natalie is nervous. 

And way to be a gracious host. "If she wants fish there's a stream" Fuck you Mike's mom. You are a terrible person. 

[Grifter Lives]

7 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Welcome to Gen Z. I know they aren't all like that but my daughter wants to be a makeup artist. She has watched too many "influencers" online. She is the sweetest kid but I fear she will fall to pieces when she gets a real job with a tough boss. Get off my lawn... these kids today are coddled. 😂

Tiffany and Yara are both make-up artists.

[Angry Moldovan]

Why aren’t we seeing Grangie like a slab of meat on the op table? 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Hey Mikes mom, the 80’s called, they want their hairdo back. 

The 80's recalled it. They want it back to destroy it before it causes more harm.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Mike mom's is giving me major Kathy Bates "Misery" vibes.

I can see her calling Natalie a "cockadoodie dirty bird"

We are missing @Trackdawg

[Gobi]

"I always wanted a wife.....just not one like Yara."

[Frozendiva]

Mike's mom can buy a piece of fish at the grocery store.

[Arynm]

Oh Yara, stop picking at him. If the baby isn't crying everything is fine. And even if the baby is crying, he can figure it out

[tvrox]

6 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

This whole scene (this whole show) is annoying me.  Why did the family travel separately to this house?  Did they buy it already?  Why explain to Andrrrrei what they would do - why not just show him?  You'd think that the Family Libby Enterprises already had standard processes, and procedures in place for their empire.  

Is Libby's promotion from rental manager "exclusive listing agent"?  That organization, by the way, doesn't seem to maximize their profits, by the way.  

All these questions would be good ones... if that was a real house they were trying to make money off of. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi. Babies grow in the UTERUS, not the stomach, you dumb shit.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I can see her calling Natalie a "cockadoodie dirty bird"

We are missing @Trackdawg

Yes, missing the dawg!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Why aren’t we seeing Grangie like a slab of meat on the op table? 

 They're saving it for the cliffhanger.

[Frozendiva]

Yara, give Jovi a chance to learn.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Why aren’t we seeing Grangie like a slab of meat on the op table? 

That's going to be the cliffhanger at 10:10.  Will Grangie wake up from surgery??  Or will she be like every other person who has surgery and has trouble coming out of the anesthesia so they have to keep saying the person's name?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, TMI said:

mike is a big baby...and helicopter mom needs to cut the apron strings

Which she will never, ever do. 

[My Girls]

Awww, Yara is a good momma!

[Arynm]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Mike's mom can buy a piece of fish at the grocery store.

Agreed. Why is it so hard to buy her a piece of fish, she isn't demanding an entire menu.

[sainte-chapelle]

I was a Yara with my newborn nieces and nephews...holding them was terrifying 😂 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Mike's mom talking about feeding Natalie some water moccasin for Thanksgiving is sorta passive-aggressive, isn't it??

Can't Natalie just eat the vegetables?  What's the BFD??

I gotta say, it's rude as Hell to invite a vegetarian (or pescatarian, in this case), or any kind of arian to your home for a meal, and not even try to accommodate their needs. Why bother inviting them if you aren't going to make them an actual meal?

[Grifter Lives]

Yara gave birth in September 2020, and Mike's talking Thanksgiving, so their timeframes are about the same time. 

Angela had bariatric surgery in August 2020.  

The Kalani-Asuelo and Tiffany-Ronald timelines don't matter, since their arguing and misery run yearround.

[Hotel Snarker]

Yara is a good mom. Jovi is a dumbass.

[Frozendiva]

Yara, Jovi has to go to work.

You can also make some changes to your life. The baby came at the wrong time.

[Armchair Critic]

Yara gets after Jovi but it may be good because if he had a passive wife he would be off at the bar shirking his daddy duties

[FrancescaFiore]

32 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Andrei going to his first day of work in shorts is PEAK Andrei cluelessness.

I stand corrected, now that I see what a total slob Chuck looks like. Sure, it's Florida & the standards are lower there but even Charlie is dressed more professionally than Andrei or Chuck.

 

Wet Nurse Ivanka #2's fury about Chuck bringing Andrei to the property was way misdirected at Andrei. Chuck has made it ABUNDANTLY clear that Andrei isn't making any decisions. And anyway, that whole shitty family still hasn't been weaned from Chuck's teat, so none of them have any business acting as entitled as they act.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Yara, give Jovi a chance to learn.

She will. She just needs a little time and to build her own confidence. 

No, Jovi, let the baby stay awake in the day so she'll sleep at night! 

[brillia79]

Jovi: “Don’t tell me how to parent. Let me figure it out.”

Also Jovi: “Put the baby down and stop thinking about her all the time.”

[mmecorday]

Is "What to Expect in the First Year" still in print? Can somebody send Jovi a copy? Or throw one at him?

[magemaud]

Mike’s mom “don’t want no drama” 

[tvrox]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike’s mom is sporting the Sue Aiken coif today for your viewing pleasure.

The TDay menu is making my gastritis kick back in.

The pie sounded good. 

[Doublemint]

Can't snark about Yara - she's unexpectedly a great Mom and loves it.   Just NO to these extremists.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I was a Yara with my newborn nieces and nephews...holding them was terrifying 😂 

I prefer toddlers when they are more sturdy, even with my own child.