90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Eldemarge]

Get sex toys and just lose the man-child.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, come on Asuelu, don't you feel like a rousing game of the Contessa and the Chauffeur or Milkmaid and Stableboy?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Kalani, hook up with the skipper. She knows her toys

I immediately thought of the Skipper also!!

[Hotel Snarker]

I’ve never had sex with a man who referred to his penis as a ding dong. And I never will.

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

No more flapping, or whatever.  

TMI

Pullin' own 'em.

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 mins left….where the Grangela update?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, come on Asuelu, don't you feel like a rousing game of the Contessa and the Chauffeur or Milkmaid and Stableboy?

More like the coconut and coconut picker.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Halfwits can be useful at times...

I dated a very hot construction worker which didn't last long because he was a neanderthal. But Asuelu really seems simple minded and it is not just the cultural difference, it would be like having sex with somebody mentally disabled.

[tvrox]

The Hulk as a sex object?!

[sainte-chapelle]

She should introduce Ansuelu to a wonderful sex toy called the condom 

[Pepper Mostly]

Kalani: Lets talk about our sex life. No, not like that. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Ding dong???

And ring ding, I suppose.

Edited May 17, 2021 by Gobi

[Hotel Snarker]

CHRIST, this feels like predatory grooming. I swear to god, he's mentally 12 years old & Kalani is committing a crime.

[Suzywriter]

Kalani is never happy. 
Asuelo suggested playing the Hulk...she criticized him. He suggested bringing her food because she likes it...she snarked "my brother brings me food!".

[Angry Moldovan]

I feel such a voyeur being exposed to their weird sex games

[Frozendiva]

The marriage isn't even on the right train, much less the track!

[Floatingbison]

This is creepy and unsexy.

[goofygirl]

Kalani, y'all haven't EVER had a relationship, sister.  It's just more noticeable now.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kalani, at this point, you’re as stupid as he is. You chose this, remember?

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I dated a very hot construction worker which didn't last long because he was a neanderthal. But Asuelu really seems simple minded and it is not just the cultural difference, it would be like having sex with somebody mentally disabled.

Colleen McCullough (The Thornbirds) wrote a helluva novel about that...it was called "Tim", and it was great.

OTOH, I married a nitwit at one point. It was horrible, and he was the worst lay in the state, so you have a point.

Edited May 17, 2021 by Suzywriter

[Hotel Snarker]

No matter what he says you are going to start crying and yell at him. GO TO A FUCKING THERAPIST!

[Angry Moldovan]

Do the ladies of 90 days think that cold shoulders are slimming?

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Colleen McCullough (The Thornbirds) wrote a helluva novel about that...it was called "Tim", and it was great.

Tim was heads above Aseulu. Especially when a young Mel Gibson played him. 😂

[Frozendiva]

So Kalani's father thinks divorce is for folks who give up? I'd have stopped after the first kid and not married the guy.

[For Cereals]

The Victorian version of this is better...Greystoke The Legend of Tarzan except whatshisface was sexy.

[Hotel Snarker]

Wow! This was fun, guys! I can't wait for next week's episode, it looks so good! 

Have a great week, guys! Peace out.

[mmecorday]

Well, that was fun. See y'all here next week, same Bat time, same Bat channel.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Deportation, I wish. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Colleen McCullough (The Thornbirds) wrote a helluva novel about that...it was called "Tim", and it was great.

Mel Gibson played Tim and he was hawt!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Be good people.  See y’all next weekend!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, good night peeps. I'll need an hour watching something very wholesome and soothing to get the taste of this crap fest out. 

Stay safe, get your vax, and take care of yourselves! Have a great week!

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Tim was heads above Aseulu. Especially when a young Mel Gibson played him. 😂

They smartened Tim up for the movie...he was as simple as corn in the book.

[TazDevil]

Great snark as usual!!  Switching the channel as fast as I can to avoid the Sisters show.  Have a great week!!!

[Angry Moldovan]

Nighty night, sleep tight. I hope everyone has a better week. See you next week when  we see Grangie scream at the nurse for her cigs

Edited May 17, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[Grifter Lives]

See you on the forum until next week!  As always, you all made my night.

 

[Gobi]

Night all. Don't forget to role play - I mean, snark during the week.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Back to bed for me. I managed to change the linens today (much needed) and it will feel good to be in a non-sweaty, fresh smelling bed for at least one night. 

Have a fine week, kids. I heart you all. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night all, stay safe and take care. See some of you for a messy Monday of Seeking Sister Wife. I upgraded my cable...is Love After Lock Up still on?

[Floatingbison]

Have a great evening you awesome Snarkers!

[Hotel Snarker]

My god, why do you have to do everything at the same time? Get pregnant at the same time? Sheesh.

Alright, I'm out for realz.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

They smartened Tim up for the movie...he was as simple as corn in the book.

 I love funny guys who have a quick wit, that's what I find sexy. I could not be attracted to somebody so dim even if they were sweet.

[Floatingbison]

Trackdawg, again, I am very sorry!  Report back when you can.

[Doublemint]

Everyone ailing feel better this week - see you for snark soon!

[goofygirl]

That was fun y'all!! 

And Love After Lockup (the new one) starts in June.  

Edited May 17, 2021 by goofygirl

[mamadrama]

Sorry guys, I watched this one yesterday and right now I'm deep into the Single Life's Tell All. Aside from the 6 hour leak, this is by far the best one I've ever seen. The Coltee/Ed showdown alone is worth it. Also, Shaun is much better. She's snippy and sarcastic and, unlike Dr. Drew, she does watch the show.

7 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Colleen McCullough (The Thornbirds) wrote a helluva novel about that...it was called "Tim", and it was great.

OTOH, I married a nitwit at one point. It was horrible, and he was the worst lay in the state, so you have a point.

This is the 4th reference to The Thorn Birds I've heard this week and all of the contexts have been different...Now I gotta go watch the miniseries. 

[Suzywriter]

What fool names their child "Ace"?  Will the next be "Jack of Clubs"?

[Eldemarge]

Good night, all!  @Trackdawg, I'm so sorry about your mother.  You're in my thoughts!!! Take care of yourself.

[tvrox]

31 minutes ago, Gobi said:

" I would never cheat on you! Swinging isn't cheating, right? "

What happens in the hot tub, stays in the hot tub. 

[Suzywriter]

12 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She should introduce Ansuelu to a wonderful sex toy called the condom 

He said condom is for slut people.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

This is the 4th reference to The Thorn Birds I've heard this week and all of the contexts have been different...Now I gotta go watch the miniseries. 

I remember watching The Thornbirds with my mom as a kid. I watched Rich Man, Poor Man during quarantine. I wish I could find 'The Last Convertible' I remember that was also a juicy miniseries.