90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Angry Moldovan]

She’s just had major abdominal and plastic surgery, I can’t believe she’s in the back of a taxi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh, here’s sweet little blocky head, Ellie.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

This is phony - they don't release you after gastric sleeve.   She'd be there at least 1 or 2 nights.

That's what I read about that type of surgery. But this is TV.

[hookedontv]

Libby is fugly. That is all. 

[kacesq]

Whoever did Libby’s hair and makeup for the talking head segments hates her, I approve.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I said it before and I’ll say it again. Grangie is a dead ringer for one of those 650 lb. tunas that the Wicked Tuna fisherman have flapping around on their boat decks after being grappled out of the ocean.

Grangie, too bad that it hurts. You wanted this.

That's it. I'm dead. Nine minutes in, must be a record. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

 " Marlboros! STAT!! " 

I bet Angie's a Newport girl.

[mmecorday]

Libby: Hi, honey! How was your Beach Boys audition?

[Grifter Lives]

I think that Andrrrrei stopped by happy hour, and the water is just a chaser.

[Mr. Miner]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Sorry - did she have both the stomach surgery and boobs? My friend had gastric bypass and was in the hospital for 3-4 days so she could walk the halls, get all the gas out of her insides, etc. 

That’s exactly why they released her.

[Straycat80]

Is Libby surprised Andrrrrrei didn’t have a great day working with her shit family?  

[Hotel Snarker]

Libby left the knife sitting right beside the baby!?

[kacesq]

Wow. I totally believe this real estate Family Libby drama. I do hope they get a spin-off! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Is that a sign that says "We will serve the Lord"?? Libby's Jesus-y? I'm just....I can't. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh looky Andrayyyyyyy is angry again

[Grifter Lives]

Andrrrei confirms: Chuck's face is punchable - moreso in real life.

[Gobi]

"Your father wants me to interact with co-employees! What up is with that?"

[Hotel Snarker]

SHOCKER of the century that Andrei's first day of work with Libby’s family didn’t go smoothly...

[TazDevil]

Just now, kacesq said:

Wow. I totally believe this real estate Family Libby drama. I do hope they get a spin-off! 

And they Will Serve the Lord

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I bet Angie's a Newport girl.

Fitting for her, Newports used to be the #1 cigarette in our county jail.

[GrammyPammy]

Surgical assistant: “Liquid diet...don’t let her chug it!”                                               I have a feeling Angela chugs everything...

Michael:  “I’m very worried about what Angela boob look like”  That’s some unconditional love right there.

Libby, after one day home with her toddler: “I need a nanny!”

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[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

That’s exactly why they released her.

If they cut her open, she shouldn't have been released that fast. Laparascopic surgery? Maybe.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Is that a sign that says "We will serve the Lord"?? Libby's Jesus-y? I'm just....I can't. 

Her mother is a Christian talent agent.  Above it is an Orthodox icon.

[Straycat80]

That baby girl is going to have a colorful vocabulary when she starts talking with these two as parents. 

[Bees52]

Good evening all! Yay, finally I can snark with you all again! 🎉

Well almost... my favorite band of all time, Duran Duran is appearing on the Billboard Music Awards, so I'll be back and forth. My pc (where I usually visit Primetimer) was down and had to go the repair shop. But it's back in working order, and here I am.

Also I saw the preview the other night so I know a few things already.... like Angela wakes up after surgery!

Which I already knew because they've been showing her thin on all the promo pics for this season of HEA...

[Grifter Lives]

Libby drowns out Andrreei with, "No! No! No!" so that he can't tell her that Becky found out what was happening from Libby.

[Emmeline]

5 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

It almost looks like they chopped off both of Angie’s boobs. 

It did already make a big difference!  I would absolutely not want to be the caregiver for Angela.  She will be a handful.

[Hotel Snarker]

‘We will serve the Lord’

By showing our buttholes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Who in the world WOULDN’T want to do business with Andrrrei? He’s so professional and charming.

[mmecorday]

This is the first time I have noticed the "We will serve the Lord" word art. Shouldn't it be "We will serve the Lord, not peasant food?"

[kacesq]

Never noticed the “We will serve the Lord.” Sign....hope its featured in the Only Fans videos...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Libby: Hi, honey! How was your Beach Boys audition?

He's not sure but he got good vibrations.

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Libby left the knife sitting right beside the baby!?

She's cleverly illustrating how Difficult it is to be home! With a BABY! Has she never taken care of her child before? 

Ellie's crying because everyone is shouting over her head! And they're going to shove a cracker down her whenever she cries?

[Grifter Lives]

Their refrigerator and foyer are covered with couple photos of Andrrrei and Libby.  

[Angry Moldovan]

This is gripping Shakespearean shit right here, including weeping and wailing 

[Hotel Snarker]

“Nobody talks to my husband that way.”

Libby, literally everyone talks to your husband that way. What are you even talking about? LMAO.

[Straycat80]

A nanny? These two make that much money? 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

‘We will serve the Lord’

By showing our buttholes.

The Lord, and Libby and Andrei, work in mysterious ways.

[GrammyPammy]

God, could somebody pick up that child? 
And I guess they have no qualms about using language like that in front of her. They will be washing her mouth out with soap when she innocently starts using those words...

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

This is gripping Shakespearean shit right here, including weeping and wailing 

When do the murders and poisonings and such start?

[TazDevil]

I also hated the arrangement of the pictures in their entry hallway (to the right of the We Will Serve the Lord sign).  And a bunch of the little frames were crooked.  Probably from Andrei slamming doors.

[Doublemint]

I'm with Andreii  no nanny - there are psychos out there, you never know.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The only thing worse than word art, is religious word art. 

[mmecorday]

I may be watching too much reality TV. I dreamed that I met Amy Slaton from "1000-Pound Sisters." In the dream I told her, "You may have lost all that weight, but I found a friend."

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

‘We will serve the Lord’

By showing our buttholes.

Well, the Lord did make their buttholes too. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Her mother is a Christian talent agent.  Above it is an Orthodox icon.

And yet she has an OnlyFans.  

[GrammyPammy]

What exactly is a”Christian talent agent”?

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

When do the murders and poisonings and such start?

Not soon enough!!

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

A nanny? These two make that much money? 

Right.  Andrrrrei doesn't want to work with Family Libby.  They have every reason - family peace, economics - for him to return to stay-at-home dad.  

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I may be watching too much reality TV. I dreamed that I met Amy Slaton from "1000-Pound Sisters." In the dream I told her, "You may have lost all that weight, but I found a friend."

There’s some deep meaning in your dream, we just need to figure it out

[Hotel Snarker]

Guys, my mom's birthday was yesterday and my dad got food from The Cheesecake Factory. I ate a steak medallion with rice, and as a result my stomach hurt all last night, through the middle of the night, and this morning. I somehow forgot my stomach hurt for the same amount of time when I ate steak medallion and rice from Cheesecake Factory 18 months ago. I shouldn't have eaten that...

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

God, could somebody pick up that child? 
And I guess they have no qualms about using language like that in front of her. They will be washing her mouth out with soap when she innocently starts using those words...

My son started using the f word because he heard me say it so often. At 2yo, he threw stuff out of the grocery carriage and said “that fucking thing!” That’s ma boy.