90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[magemaud]

15 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

 

Ronald shining his boots, what scintillating conversation.

 

What is he, some kind of Storm Trooper? 

[mmecorday]

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And their future sister, Nixon.

I always wanted to name a dog Richard Nixon, just for the sheer novelty of hearing the vet say, "It's time for Richard Nixon's rabies shot."

[tvrox]

34 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, here comes Dr. Jojo, giving us her considered medical opinion. 

I"m still so angry she isn't wearing  a mask!! 

[Armchair Critic]

Jovi puts his foot in his mouth every time he opens it.

[Hotel Snarker]

Yara is one of my all time favorite cast members. I like her even better than Anfisa.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

I always wanted to name a dog Richard Nixon, just for the sheer novelty of hearing the vet say, "It's time for Richard Nixon's rabies shot."

I always wanted to name my dogs Little Debby, but my family wouldn’t allow it.

[CrazyInAlabama]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And their future sister, Nixon.

I'm kind of clueless about this, but does Kalani look like she gained the Covid weight , or is little Nixon is on the way?   

I bet everything they buy for the baby labeled Gucci, etc. is a knockoff from the flea market, or some cheapo outlet.  

Edited May 24, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Frozendiva]

Unless you are massively rich, it is insane to buy a newborn Gucci or any other high end stuff.

[kacesq]

Yara’s dressed nicely and Jovi is wearing a t shirt...

 

[Bees52]

OT: Alicia Keys doing a montage from her first album or her greatest hits.

Oh joy, Jovi and Yara. Looks like he'll have to pull Yara away from the baby to go out of the house. I don't blame her, though.

[charmed1]

Mother Jovi was a babe.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi is itching to ditch that baby for the evening.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Jovi puts his foot in his mouth every time he opens it.

That explains the teeth!

[CrazyInAlabama]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

What is he, some kind of Storm Trooper? 

Motorcycle boots, he has one of those expensive racing type bikes, I think they call them crotch rockets. 

[Suzywriter]

How old is that baby? 2 weeks?

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I always wanted to name my dogs Little Debby, but my family wouldn’t allow it.

When I was young, I got a hypoallergenic dog and named her Kathy. I was obsessed with that name and loved it so much.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Yara’s dressed nicely and Jovi is wearing a t shirt...

 

The tell-all made me realize that Non Jovi wears t-shirts almost exclusively.  

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I always wanted to name my dogs Little Debby, but my family wouldn’t allow it.

I wanted to name my dog Five Miles, so I could tell people that I walk Five Miles every day.

Edited May 24, 2021 by Gobi

[Straycat80]

Just now, Bees52 said:

OT: Alicia Keys doing a montage from her first album or her greatest hits.

Oh joy, Jovi and Yara. Looks like he'll have to pull Yara away from the baby to go out of the house. I don't blame her, though.

I thought it odd Alicia was standing instead of sitting down at the piano. But great performance! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Novi, go take a cold shoulder, oops, I mean shower. Or get a “lap dance.”

Edited May 24, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hotel Snarker]

This child is BARELY OUT OF THE FUCKING WOMB. Can we stop acting like Yara is crazy? Between this and Low and Ronald, it's just shitty thinking all the way down.

[Suzywriter]

OMG, JOVI!!! It wasn't the greatest sex.

[Angry Moldovan]

Jovi is morphing into Matt Gaetz

[Grifter Lives]

Yara may have much less opportunity to hear and practice English than Julia, but Yara's English, including colloquialisms, is much better.

Their apartment, by the way, seems to be an AirBnB building.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi isn’t even charmingly stupid. Just stupid.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, get off Yara's back, Jovi's mom! That baby is still only WEEKS old. I'd be leery of leaving my precious baby in the hands of someone who was so lackadaisical. At least act like you're going to be super careful and respect the new mother's feelings. Sheesh.

And Jesus Christ you fucking horndog Jovi, Yara needs to be cleared by her doctor before she can "resume". Why not be a little more sensitive? He's a clod. 

[TazDevil]

Oh look, Mike and Nutalie are acting happy together again

[Gobi]

It's Moose and Squirrly!

[Grifter Lives]

Natalie needed to put on makeup.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nutalie manages to look worse and worse as the weeks go by.

[Frozendiva]

Oklahoma! Maybe Mike can sing Oh What a Beautiful Morning! and fall off the horse.

[GrammyPammy]

Yara: “Why not Gucci?” Good Lord. Buy baby clothes at Target and put money away for college.

Also, I don’t need to hear about their post-partum sex schedule...Jovi is such a self-centered ass.

[kacesq]

How long a drive is that???

[RichiesOlderBro]

I probably missed it, but can anyone tell me why we haven’t seen Cheesedick on this season yet?

[Armchair Critic]

Who goosed Mike? Somebody must have told him to not be so boring on camera.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, get off Yara's back, Jovi's mom! That baby is still only WEEKS old. I'd be leery of leaving my precious baby in the hands of someone who was so lackadaisical. At least act like you're going to be super careful and respect the new mother's feelings. Sheesh.

And Jesus Christ you fucking horndog Jovi, Yara needs to be cleared by her doctor before she can "resume". Why not be a little more sensitive? He's a clod. 

I totally agree with this! People are praising Gwen on Reddit, and I just don't get why! Because I don't like her!

[Mr. Miner]

Mike the fucking turd is going to visit the mullet. Dumbass thinks he’s cute and funny.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, get off Yara's back, Jovi's mom! That baby is still only WEEKS old. I'd be leery of leaving my precious baby in the hands of someone who was so lackadaisical. At least act like you're going to be super careful and respect the new mother's feelings. Sheesh.

And Jesus Christ you fucking horndog Jovi, Yara needs to be cleared by her doctor before she can "resume". Why not be a little more sensitive? He's a clod. 

Maybe his hand is sore.

[magemaud]

14 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Lo is surprised that Kalani is talking about divorce? She talks of NOTHING ELSE. 

 

Obviously Asuelu’s parents are no longer together, so can’t they just live apart without divorce?  

[OoogleEyes]

I can't stand these two. What a joke 

[brillia79]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I wanted to name my dog Five Miles, so I could tell people that I walk Five Miles every day.

This also works with Five Hundred Miles and A Thousand Miles

Edited May 24, 2021 by brillia79

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

How long a drive is that???

A long, long drive

[charmed1]

I would be more understanding of Yara being reluctant to leave her newborn with her MIL if she and Jovi hadn’t just taken the child out to a restaurant in the middle of a pandemic.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why do I feel sorry for Natalie on this drive? She's going to have to live with two people with grimacing, disapproving faces and attitudes.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Who goosed Mike? Somebody must have told him to not be so boring on camera.

He was showing a glimpse of a personality 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

A long, long drive

And we’re not even talking in dog years.

[tvrox]

30 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Right.  Andrrrrei doesn't want to work with Family Libby.  They have every reason - family peace, economics - for him to return to stay-at-home dad.  

Every reason, except for show-related drama... 

[Grifter Lives]

Golubsti traditionally includes minced meat in it.

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Obviously Asuelu’s parents are no longer together, so can’t they just live apart without divorce?  

I'm wondering if they were even married?   Some people never make anything official. 

[GrammyPammy]

Natalie: “Traditional dishes should ONLY be made by people who are native.”

WTF? You don’t own the recipes, you delusional wacko!