90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[kacesq]

I’m no fan of Aseulo but it’s obnoxious to announce a family member is moving in.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Kalani talks to Asuelu like he’s two years old. 

Well.......

[Hotel Snarker]

Why would you wait until the day of to tell him?

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Why is the sister staying with them? I mean the pretend reason not the “to be on tv and provide conflict” reason...

Her "lease" is "up" so she "needs a place to stay"

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Religiously. Seeing such sad, desperate, trashy people makes me feel better about my own life choices.

@Pepper Mostly, I adore you.

[tvrox]

Hi all! Sorry I'm late, but I'm guessing i didn't miss much on the show. Hope you all are doing well :)

[Hotel Snarker]

If she wouldn’t welcome his sister on no notice with open arms, Kalani shouldn’t expect Asuelu to do the same.

[hookedontv]

Kalani’s boobs - my eyes, my eyes! 
 

Like Tiff’s cold shoulder shirts, Kalani wears cold boobs shirts. 

[mmecorday]

This is the opposite of "Must-See TV."

[For Cereals]

Did he just eat the paper?

[Arynm]

Asuelu is being surprisingly adult about Kolini moving in. Color me shocked.

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Maybe that's Charlie's wife (the drunk guy on the right side of the screen). 

Yes, that’s Charlie’s wife. She was one of the nursing coven in the pool. I think she got her signals mixed about the dress code for the family meeting and thought they were nominated for an Emmy 

[Floatingbison]

12 minutes ago, Twopper said:

"have went to bat" !!! the cast constantly say things like "for he and I.'  

This hurts my ears.  And these are the Americans who supposedly have had English classes where grammar was taught.

Arrrrgh!!!!

Angela is the worst offender by far. . . her English is just grating on the ears.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Asuelu is dumber than a box of hammers.   At least I don't have to see Kalani's boobs for a few minutes.     

 

Edited May 3, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

Joke's on Kalani here. She set Asuelu up to look bad here, and he turned the tables on her.

[hula-la]

Just now, hookedontv said:

Like Tiff’s cold shoulder shirts, Kalani wears cold boobs shirts. 

💀💀💀💀

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, tvrox said:

Hi all! Sorry I'm late, but I'm guessing i didn't miss much on the show. Hope you all are doing well :)

Well you missed the medical assistant in a bra talking about Grangies “titties”

 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Kalani looks annoyed no matter what.

[Pepper Mostly]

Asuelu is dumb, but Kalani treats him like shit. She always talks to him like he's five. 

[Armchair Critic]

"This is the new me". Translation: they saw the backlash dumb ass got on the last season so he is trying to play sweet because handing out yogurt samples part time isn't paying the bills.

[kacesq]

He’s still using crying to manipulate you, Kalani.

[Frozendiva]

Dinner is ready so I missed part of the Kalani stuff.

[Straycat80]

Asuelu is high or else his eyes are turning red because he’s allergic to the grape he just ate. 

[Mr. Miner]

Assholo is making her so horny right now.

[tvrox]

53 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hello my snarky darlings! Great to be with you all here, How many of us are vaxxed now? Looking to the future! 

I am! Who's planning the post vaccination, in person Snark Fest? 

[kacesq]

Oh the Derricos are back. More kids mugging for the camera. Joy.

kacesq-not a fan of reality tv brats

[LucyEth]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Does anybody watch "Seeking Live-in Side Piece"?

I do, this season is disturbing

[Auntie Anxiety]

OMFG, I am so bored by Assholeo and Breastie because it’s so obviously phony. Assholeo was crying because it was killing him to say that shit but not really meaning it. 

[mmecorday]

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Dinner is ready so I missed part of the Kalani stuff.

You didn't miss much.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Assholo is making her so horny right now.

Ewwwwwwwwwww

[tvrox]

53 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Hello everyone! Is it just me, or has so much time passed? I can't believe it's May already!

Anyway, it's time to snark and watch 90 Day Fiance!

I'm so glad its May, it's so nice out right now. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh the Derricos are back. More kids mugging for the camera. Joy.

kacesq-not a fan of reality tv brats

Maybe they won't show the Duggars.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why would you wait until the day of to tell him?

Because she is shit. She's terrified of her sister, who intimidates her. 

5 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Have you guys seen the headlines?

WHAT HEADLINES??

Just now, tvrox said:

I am! Who's planning the post vaccination, in person Snark Fest? 

I am loving this idea.

[Gobi]

Just now, mmecorday said:

You didn't miss much.

Something about boobs, best as I can recall.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Kalani’s boobs - my eyes, my eyes! 
 

Like Tiff’s cold shoulder shirts, Kalani wears cold boobs shirts. 

If they mix and match they will both be covered. Problem solved

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh the Derricos are back. More kids mugging for the camera. Joy.

kacesq-not a fan of reality tv brats

How the hell are they back on TV?   

[GrammyPammy]

Mrs. Derrico is pregnant again? SMH. I lasted through one and a half episodes of that train wreck...

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Maybe they won't show the Duggars.

After the arrest I’m hoping so

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Well you missed the medical assistant in a bra talking about Grangies “titties”

I mean, really. What an embarrassment for that medical office. 
But they agreed to take on Angela the beast so integrity is not high on their priorities.  

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Because she is shit. She's terrified of her sister, who intimidates her. 

WHAT HEADLINES??

I am loving this idea.

Spoiler

Josh Duggar was arrested for child porn.

 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHAT HEADLINES??

Google TMZ and Snowdens 

[Arynm]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Maybe they won't show the Duggars

The Duggars are in so much trouble at this point, they would be better to shut their mouths and fade into the hills where they belong. You don't come back from Federal Child Porn charges, I don't care who you are.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh the Derricos are back. More kids mugging for the camera. Joy.

kacesq-not a fan of reality tv brats

I'm always wondering: How is the Derricos' mom so pretty after like 1 million babies?

[tvrox]

53 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I can register starting May 10th but I am already on several waiting lists. Wish me luck!

Good luck!! 

[Twopper]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Kalani looks annoyed no matter what.

I am feeling annoyed watching her and the rest of these idiots.

I was also mildly annoyed at my phone because I am getting texts from everyone I have ever known.   The last was from my cousin's wife telling me that his sister who is the oldest of my cousins fell in her condo and has broken her arm in several places.   she is in her late 70's and  is probably 95 pounds wringing wet.  I guess we will cast lots as to who will go to her. 

[Floatingbison]

56 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hello my snarky darlings! Great to be with you all here, How many of us are vaxxed now? Looking to the future! 

I've posted this before, but when I got my J and J vax I felt a sense of calm and peace, . . . I somehow sensed I was going to survive this thing, even though I know it's not a panacea, it will at least reduce the severity if I get it. Anyway, I felt a sense of subdued elation, if that makes sense.

[sainte-chapelle]

I still laugh hard when I think of wide eyed Daniel’s reaction to “Do you know what human trafficking is m’boy?” I am a terrible person.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have no patience for the stupidity that is known as Tiffany.

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

11 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Does anybody watch "Seeking Live-in Side Piece"?

I do, this season is disturbing

I am embarrassed to admit to it.  Hangs head in shame.

[kacesq]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I still laugh hard when I think of wide eyed Daniel’s reaction to “Do you know what human trafficking is m’boy?” I am a terrible person.

You are among friends here.