90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

I like that look. (And I miss the 90s...) 

It's not like Julia's dress was super fancy. It was short with a flouncy skirt. The shoes worked. 

I like it too. I like the "denim jacket with a fluffy dress" look too, and wore it on my 60 year old self at my son's graduation from culinary school.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I wonder if Natalie said she believes in aliens would that make idiot Mike change his mind?

Worth a try, she’s tried everything else

[sainte-chapelle]

Goodnight all I can’t deal with asshole Kody

[LennieBriscoe]

Au revoir!

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, I hope you all enjoyed your Palm Sunday! The finale is next week! I can't wait to meet you again! Peace out.

[Luckylondon]

2 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

I like that look. (And I miss the 90s...) 

It's not like Julia's dress was super fancy. It was short with a flouncy skirt. The shoes worked. 

It’s totally coming back! 90’s Dresses and Doc’s are back! 

[Straycat80]

So next week is the final episode. I’m over Natalie and Mike. I don’t care if they get married or not. 
see you next week, I hope my family leaves by 7pm ( because it’s Easter) so I can watch this show. j/k. 

[Emmeline]

42 minutes ago, greekmom said:

It's Vegas. Never gone but I expect there's a tux shop and/or wedding dress shop in every other hotel. 

My nephew got married at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas.  They handled everything.  It was small with immediate family only. It was lovely.  Getting married in the Little White Wedding Chapel, not so much.

Thanks everyone for a delightful evening on the forum.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike appears to be a victim of adult acne, possibly brought on by stress. Or greasy hair and skin.

Natalie should reconsider . . . Uncle Beau is looking better and better.

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Arynm said:

Did Natalie come over here and get a boob job? They are huge! He is so awful, does he think if he just lays on the bed, everything will be fixed?

Usually, the camera shots are of her from behind or her stomach pooch.  Tonight, they were all about her inflatable breasts.

[Caseysgirl]

Michel and Natalie are trying to guarantee themselves  another season but I actually hate both of them. She’s a bitch & she’ll never be happy but he’s a dick & he’s  manipulating her desperation.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Mike REALLY wants to beat out Andrew for King Asshole in the last few episodes here...

It's a race to the bottom I tell ya...

[Eldemarge]

Mike is doing that lovely thing that I've seen dudes do where they will just detach from the relationship and gaslight/shrug their way through until the girl breaks up with them.  So they don't have to make the effort of having a hard conversation and "be the bad guy" or whateverthefuck.  I guess it's easier on them, the poor dears.

Hell yes, I am bitter.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

OK rate the 4 weddings:   I'll start - Yara, Julia, Natalie - last place Rebecca!

Last place definitely goes to Becky with da bad dress

[mamadrama]

Just now, Luckylondon said:

It’s totally coming back! 90’s Dresses and Doc’s are back! 

That's why I never get rid of clothes! (It has nothing to do with being a hoarder...😉 )

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Mike REALLY wants to beat out Andrew for King Asshole in the last few episodes here...

Next week is the death match.

[endure]

6 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

He already bought her a ticket, and a motel room.  And, this is a matter of 1 day.

Also - She never packed the icon on her nightstand.  It's still there.

and her pink slippers lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

You guys never disappoint. The snark was delicious. Have a good week. Stay well, stay strong, stay focused and live your best life.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Luckylondon said:

It’s totally coming back! 90’s Dresses and Doc’s are back! 

I rocked the Rachel hair, maybe that will come back too. 😂 Leaving the tv on while I do laundry, Kody and company don't deserve a full viewing. LOL

[tvrox]

25 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Brandon is driving to his wedding like the biggest nerd going to his first middle school dance.

Yeah no limo for them. 

[TazDevil]

Great snark tonight y'all!!  Looking forward to the finale next week, hoping Easter dinner doesn't run too long and mess up my ability to chat.  Have a great night!!

[endure]

5 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

He's fucking with her. It's not cool. 

He is emotionally abusing her and he should be so lucky IMO

[Tuneful]

Breast, I mean best, wishes to the couple doing the honors at Camp Runamuck, GA. 

Don't worry about the ship in the Suez Canal anymore--the prow sailed right into our faces. 

I think Raybayka has been having a breakdown in slo-mo...should've just gotten a dress from Target when she took Junior to buy his prom pants. Dress didn't even have to be white--4th wedding. The Women's One Shoulder Puff Short Sleeve Dress, for example, is $16, available in plus sizes, white, and multiple colors. Or the Elbow Sleeve Eyelet Dress ($24), cover up much of that tattoo mess. Can't try it on there? Have a few shipped overnight. But this strategy requires executive functioning.  

 

 

 

Edited March 29, 2021 by Tuneful

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

 

OK rate the 4 weddings:   I'll start - Yara, Julia, Natalie - last place Rebecca!

 

Who will be getting out of the limo and where will their dream honeymoon be? 

[Doublemint]

Goodnight - see you next week!

[Pepper Mostly]

11 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

The one with the baby ...Aleksandra ?

Oh, that's right, Aleksandra and Josh! Her parents were adorable. 

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Yeah no limo for them. 

My friend drove herself to her wedding. She has a great picture of herself, with her hair done and her headpiece on, behind the wheel of her Mustang. 

[Angry Moldovan]

My dogs have pinned me down so I had to listen to kreeper Kody grunt as he works out. Have a fantastic week snarky mcsnarkers

Edited March 29, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

My dogs have pinned me down so I had to listen to keeper Kody grunt as he works out. Have a fantastic week snarky mcsnarkers

DOGPILE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, good night peeps! Once more, Mike has been shown the be The Worst. See you all next week, (except for the gluttons for punishment who watch My 600 Pound Life). Stay safe, get your vax, wear your mask! 

[GrammyPammy]

Brandon is such a weird, low-energy, boring, bland, creep. I feel depressed for Julia.

Also, whenever I see Yara’s pastel, rounded-edge nails I start to crave Jordan almonds, LOL!

[Baltimore Betty]

1 hour ago, tvrox said:

Wow your friend's wedding sounds insane! 

Less than a year before she ended it, she is much happier now, second wedding was a Renaissance Fair wedding, I was a wench in waiting, everyone was in costume.

[Mindthinkr]

Sorry I missed chatting with everyone. My friend’s father died and I was busy listening on the phone. I’ll go over the posts tomorrow. I caught wee bits as I had it on the telly (all prepared), but had to turn the sound off. 

[tvrox]

22 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Mike is doing that lovely thing that I've seen dudes do where they will just detach from the relationship and gaslight/shrug their way through until the girl breaks up with them.  So they don't have to make the effort of having a hard conversation and "be the bad guy" or whateverthefuck.  I guess it's easier on them, the poor dears.

Hell yes, I am bitter.

Ugh yeah we all know that guy, don't we. 

18 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

My dogs have pinned me down so I had to listen to kreeper Kody grunt as he works out. Have a fantastic week snarky mcsnarkers

Glad your dog is doing better :). 

[tvrox]

Night all! Thanks for the great snark. 

[seasons]

2nd Moderna this week. Only sore arm after first and it was mild pain.

 

Tarik is so good with his daughter. 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 29, 2021 by seasons

[seasons]

2 hours ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Fatty fatty two by four, becks can’t get through the chapel door

dead.

[Cherrio]

I strongly second that Natalie should marry Uncle Beau and live happily ever after.

Anybody but fat beedy eyed Mike the flat affect pig. World class jerk.

[seasons]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike appears to be a victim of adult acne, possibly brought on by stress. Or greasy hair and skin.

And Hazel.

Geez, get some Proactiv for $40. Best stuff ever for acne. 

 

The officiant for Julia and Brandon was super cute. 

[ChiMama]

3 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

Vaccine roll call, count off now! 

Pfizer?

Moderna?

J&J? 

Who got what?

Got Moderna #2 on Tues 3/23! Yay! 

[Frozendiva]

1 hour ago, seasons said:

And Hazel.

Geez, get some Proactiv for $40. Best stuff ever for acne. 

 

The officiant for Julia and Brandon was super cute. 

He can go to the drugstore to get some acne skincare. Even Sephora or a department store - get some skincare.

Wearing a mask gives me maskne. Especially on my nose.

[renatae]

In case this hasn't shown up here yet ~

 

[Trackdawg]

10 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

the Tell All Nothing?

Looks like the actual finale...and maybe, on April 11th, we'll get to join the Discovery+ suckers subscribers in watching the Smell-All?

[Trackdawg]

10 hours ago, mmecorday said:

Shouldn't she be cutting those flowers on the bias?

[Trackdawg]

10 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Julia, what do you see in Brandon?

[mittsigirl]

11 hours ago, kacesq said:

Do both of Brandon’s parents need to be filming with their phones? So many people today experience the world via the phone’s viewfinder. Get off my lawn.

I finally got a cell phone 18 months ago. I use it to take pictures of my yard and my dogs, receive pictures of my grandkids, check it for calls or texts from family before bed, otherwise I still put it back neatly in the box that it came in. Still use my landline when I need to make calls because I can't hear very well on the cell phone and find it strange not to talk into the part like a regular phone. I guess I am not a very good phone user!

[mittsigirl]

11 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I miss Stephanie and the way she sways while trying to stand still.

I saw the preview for next week, (so not a spoiler I hope!) with Stephanie burning a piece of paper while on the phone with a younger woman about co-parenting, then asking her new man Harris a question about something or other. So there should be at least part of that for an epi next week.

[Hangin Out]

11 hours ago, Luckylondon said:

Brandon’s mom saying they will have a full church wedding in the future. Dad awkward pauses... “maybe” hahaha.

That Mom who wouldn’t give Julia a cup of tea in the morning before shoveling shit?  Who now is the center of attraction at their wedding?  

[mittsigirl]

11 hours ago, Arynm said:

my dvr just shows a regular show, nothing yet about a tell all. If it's on Discovery plus I will be so much angry! Me not accept this!

They might do the tell-not-so-much as usual this year, because we Canadians can't subscribe to Discovery plus yet, not available to us. Didn't they have a partial episode followed by the tell all last year? That's how I remember it but then I am getting old, so maybe I am just wrong?

[Baltimore Betty]

Rebecca should have invested in heavy duty Spanx for her wedding dress, now she is wearing her bra on the outside of her dress. She is an idiot. Those two guys that walked her down the aisle looked like Dale Gribble.  Rebecca can have sex during Ramadam now, life goals, right?

Did I hear Mike call Natalie "Babe" the next morning after he called off the wedding, tells her that he wants her to stay and work on their relationship even if it means going over the 90 days, won't TPTB flag her and deport her, like somehow it will effect her status...also, still working on things, oh come on, it is not working, didn't since day one, they are idiots.

Moldy tile around the bathtub, the candlelight could not even hide that.  And Julia is wearing a halter wedding dress, she should have borrowed Rebecca's dress. Will we be seeing the halter style on SYTTD next season? Julia looked like she was ready for Homecoming.  

Tarik loading chairs in to his car, why pick a venue (for the 8 guests that will be there) that does not even have chairs?  

Why did Mother Jovi have to go with them to pick out a ring? Ugh, the gum chewing. Did the tux girl think Jovi and his friend were a couple? Hilarious.  

 

 

[Mindthinkr]

13 hours ago, magemaud said:

Vaccine roll call, count off now! 

Pfizer?

Moderna?

J&J? 

Who got what?

Team Pfizer here

Moderna. Both doses. Very little side effects and an overwhelming sense of relief looking into the future.