90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol Lisa and the fries!

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m a Chanel girl. Gabrielle is divine

My sister only wears Coco.

[kendi]

BGL is so rude, talking about Usman's home town. "I'm not impressed at all." She's just like Big Ed--it's not like home so it SUCKS!

[talktoomuch]

4 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Why is Darcy even on this week??

Why ever?

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Guys, we lost our kitty on Thursday. Today my girlfriend put up a bird feeder in his memory. I know it sounds kind of funny to put up a bird feeder in a cat's memory. but he loved to look at the birds and I wanted something in the yard that attracts life.

I'm so sorry, and the bird feeder is a beautiful gesture! 

[greekmom]

Doesn't BGL need a relative to witness the marriage? That's what they said to Big Ange

[cyberfruit]

the major redeeming factor of 90DF is how we get transported to cities we've never been to or have been to, but haven't visited in a long while. i want to go to abuja and palawan!

[Armchair Critic]

More like Big Belly Lisa

[kendi]

Just now, Gobi said:

Baby Hurl Visa didn't like anything about the city. Color me surprised.

She looked like she was enjoying shoveling those fries into her gob.

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Guys, we lost our kitty on Thursday. Today my girlfriend put up a bird feeder in his memory. I know it sounds kind of funny to put up a bird feeder in a cat's memory. but he loved to look at the birds and I wanted something in the yard that attracts life.

Aww. That is a perfect tribute. I am sorry for your loss. RIP, kitty.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Suddenly its the key to his heart and a hopeful future. Holy shit. 

 

Yes, he never said that. He told her it was the key to his house so she could “come back any time” even though he’d never taken her there in the first place  

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman is going to get beaten like a dog for this screwup.

[DEL901]

That is like the old Catholic posting the banns for 3 weeks.  
 

No excuse for not knowing the rules. One word:  internet.  

[Zombness]

Lisa.....in any country, if you are divorced and are going to marry there you need to have the divorce certificate.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Suddenly its the key to his heart and a hopeful future. Holy shit. 

 

Yes, he never said that. He told her it was the key to his house so she could “come back any time” even though he’d never taken her there in the first place  

 

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 days before I leave, I guess I had better find out what we need to get married.  

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, kendi said:

BGL is so rude, talking about Usman's home town. "I'm not impressed at all." She's just like Big Ed--it's not like home so it SUCKS!

She should marry egg.

[Frozendiva]

BGL, it is up to you to look to see what papers you need.

[kendi]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Guys, we lost our kitty on Thursday. Today my girlfriend put up a bird feeder in his memory. I know it sounds kind of funny to put up a bird feeder in a cat's memory. but he loved to look at the birds and I wanted something in the yard that attracts life.

I'm sorry to hear this--your friend is sweet. Big hugs.

[tvrox]

32 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Fuck. Waited all week and then missed first half cause our dog's in labor (no puppies yet).

Aw puppies! show us pics! 

[Gobi]

I'm guessing Usman knew about the divorce papers.

[mmecorday]

She really needed to research what documents she needed. Don't put it all on him, BGL.

And was that a growl from her just now?

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys, guys! Its the famous "missing document" storyline! We haven't seen this since Sumit and Jenny! Its like old times! 

[Angry Moldovan]

The groan from Visa sounded just like Patty from the Simpsons. She looks like her too

[blubld43]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I'm so sorry, and the bird feeder is a beautiful gesture! 

Aw, so sorry for your loss.

[Toodleoo]

BGL sounding like a bull seal or something. HNNNRFGGNNNGNGNNNNNGGG

[talktoomuch]

That bull snort tho...

[VioletNevermind]

11 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I’m still using Love’s Baby Soft and Jean Nate...just kidding...

I have a bottle of Love’s Baby Soft from back in the day that actually gets stains and rust marks off of household surfaces like countertops and sinks.  100% serious!  You can almost see it sizzling on contact.

[Zombness]

Yes, Usman we all know that the only thing you care about it moving to the US. Once you get the green card you are going to say good bye to Baby Lisa.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman, no make believe music career is worth having to take BHL’s shit.

[DEL901]

And now she is brow beating him again.   I can’t imagine what their marriage would be like.   

[peaceknit]

Put your foot down, Usman.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

The groan from Visa sounded just like Patty from the Simpsons. She looks like her too

Dead

[kendi]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

3 days before I leave, I guess I had better find out what we need to get married.  

She's a freaking idiot, and somehow this is Usman's fault.  Seems like you should have done a little bit of research, BGL. Usman, read the signs. You are dodging bullets left and right. Stop making yourself her target!

[blubld43]

Nobody in the area has a fax?

[Suzywriter]

Lisa is a blamer. Ooosman needs to find a nice American woman to use. 

[Floatingbison]

mmecorday, very sorry about your cat.  I really like your memorial.  

[kendi]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

She really needed to research what documents she needed. Don't put it all on him, BGL.

And was that a growl from her just now?

I swear, she sounded like Marge Simpson's sisters!

[Mrs. Landingham]

BibbiGurl’s machine gun, staccato style of spewing out recriminations is loathsome. Usman, is this really the only American woman you could find online?? 

[mmecorday]

BGL, she ask your exhusband for a copy of the divorce decree. I'm sure he has multiple copies that he used to wallpaper his home.

[Mercolleen]

12 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

Who wears pleather Spanx leggings just chillin in their house?!?!?!?!? 

 

Oh.  Darcy.  Sorry, it's been a while. I forgot she's not like the rest of us.

She looks like an alien. Ugh. Those lips.

[Zombness]

2 minutes ago, kendi said:

I'm sorry to hear this--your friend is sweet. Big hugs.

I'm so sorry for your loss.  I know how much it hurts...being through this already. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

Nobody in the area has a fax?

Fax may not be legal.  

[OoogleEyes]

Geeze,  I'm late tuning in and that's probably a good thing  because BGL continues to be an asshole. No news here!!

[Gigglepuff]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The groan from Visa sounded just like Patty from the Simpsons. She looks like her too

I'm laughing so hard that I forgive you for stealing beautiful Zied from me. 

[Emmeline]

Everyone in Nigeria is aware that Usman  and Baby Girl Lisa need to be married ASAP.  Baby Girl Lisa looks like she is 6 month pregnant.

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys, guys! Its the famous "missing document" storyline! We haven't seen this since Sumit and Jenny! Its like old times! 

Right? I can get a birth certificate in 10 minutes at the County Recorder's office. Not so hard to do. But we're dealing with the Lisa's and  Jenny's of the 90-Day Fiance world. 

[Angry Moldovan]

8 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Guys, we lost our kitty on Thursday. Today my girlfriend put up a bird feeder in his memory. I know it sounds kind of funny to put up a bird feeder in a cat's memory. but he loved to look at the birds and I wanted something in the yard that attracts life.

Big hugs, sorry for your loss ❤️

[sainte-chapelle]

I also like Givency perfumes. Ange ou Demon is one of my favs.

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

BibbiGurl’s machine gun, staccato style of spewing out recriminations is loathsome. Usman, is this really the only American woman you could find online?? 

Well, there's Yolanda....