90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Mr. Miner]

I have to use a neck pillow for Tarzel segment. 💤

[Auntie Anxiety]

Upscale Men’s Fashion. Hahahaha

[Grifter Lives]

Tarek's 1st Rule: Auri must not know about any threesome.

Tarek's 1st Action of the Day: Let's discuss this dumb threesome in front of Auri.

[Doublemint]

Tarik looks like an ice cream man - Good Humor, anyone?

[mmecorday]

Yeah, Tarik. You're ready ... for junior prom.

[FrancescaFiore]

Tarik is planning to get married at a 1985 prom.

[Baltimore Betty]

Prom tux.

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Notice - naptime!  Tarzel. 

Time for a game of backgammon with my computer. 

[Angry Moldovan]

No, no no. The 70s pimp look is not good for you Tarik

[TazDevil]

Just because you name your place "Upscale" doesn't make it so...

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

What's the trust issue with Tarik?

As if she's willing to call it off, even if she completely mistrusts him.  

It's all so contrived.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, I love it. I love that whole album. "Lowdown" just reminds me so much of a time and place.

At least Lowdown is a much better song than Disco Duck. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope Tarik remembered to order the white patent leather shoes to complement the outfit.

[tvrox]

22 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

FYI. It’s been quite a shite week for some of us. The lovely and witty @mamadramasuffered extensive flooding in Eastern Ky ☹️

Go for the teeth

I'm so sorry @mamadrama! 

[Eldemarge]

For what he's paid for Hazel to come over (plus whatever the wedding will cost), he could have just gotten hair plugs and fixed his self esteem that way.  And also avoided these trifling problems.

[For Cereals]

I mean Tarik is already close to having a full on cul de sac, why not just shave it all off?

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, I almost fell over when I saw those twats again. Enough! Uncle! NO MORE SNOWDENS. 

Oh, I love it. I love that whole album. "Lowdown" just reminds me so much of a time and place. 

Those were the ones. Vanessa and what's her name, sitting there giggling as they steamed their hoo-has in a loving, sisterly way. Sweet tap dancing Jesus. 

The cover photo for Silk Degrees was taken on Catalina Island. . . .   (super obscure rock trivia).

[Gobi]

I think Tarik's friend may be up for a threesome.

Edited March 8, 2021 by Gobi

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hope Tarik remembered to order the white patent leather shoes to complement the outfit.

I think he should go with red slip ons

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm glad his friend is talking sense.

[Brodicea]

Maybe Tarik has hidden depths. He seems to have really nice friends.

[Frozendiva]

Tarik should have found powder blue shoes to complement his tie.

[hula-la]

Just now, TazDevil said:

Just because you name your place "Upscale" doesn't make it so...

But they have ties for $19.99. If that’s not upscale, I don’t know what is. 

[magemaud]

Tarik, take your pimp hat off inside 

correction, it’s an Alpine yodeler hat 

Edited March 8, 2021 by magemaud

[Grifter Lives]

The paid-for friend keeps on calling the other woman, "Minnie."

[sainte-chapelle]

So Hazel,and Tarik split for a hot minute because he accused her of having an abortion and hooks up with another girl in the meantime? He is a piece of shit.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Upscale Men’s Fashion we’re really upscale, there is no way they’d have that tux as an option.

[Armchair Critic]

One more post about Boz, my newest obsession. He is so hot in this video, I love his dancing and his voice and the band/backup singers.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Riveting television once again. Watching Tarzel eating breakfast is absolutely mesmerizing.

Right? We're grown women! We used to have hopes and dreams! Now we're watching boring people eat cereal!

8 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

You’re still a babe, babe 

I love you.

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That is them. Also the wife appropriating the bindi

Don't forget the "acoustic sound healer". And the ceremonial foot washing. 

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

No, no no. The 70s pimp look is not good for you Tarik

It wasn't good in the 70's either. 

Edited March 8, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I think he should go with red slip ons

Powder blue to match his tie, and it's Hazel's favorite color 💙😍👌

[Angry Moldovan]

NO ONE CARES!

[Grifter Lives]

"I feel I marry your mother, not you."  Truth.

[Hotel Snarker]

Here comes Brandon acting like a baby boy brat.

[sainte-chapelle]

Go home Julia. You deserve better

[Auntie Anxiety]

Julia, Betty will be in your life forever and always. If you think it’s bad now, wait till you have a kid.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

At least Lowdown is a much better song than Disco Duck. 

 

I think the 70s were fantastic,  . . . .I loved being there, but this shows that not everything was great then.

[Gobi]

Way to read the room, douchebag.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hope Tarik remembered to order the white patent leather shoes to complement the outfit.

And a top hat and cane. Then he'll look like he's going to East Boston High's senior prom, circa 1975.

[Hotel Snarker]

Brandon makes me sick. He’s such a CHILD.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Here comes Brandon acting like a baby boy brat.

I'm ready to throat-punch him, since I can't kick him in the balls.  (He has none.)  He's a complete jerk.  He knows a church wedding is very important to Julia, and he's ruining it for her.  And, he's probably doing it in spite of Betty.

[Eldemarge]

So his girlfriend is hurt and is crying and Brandon's reaction?  Be a sarcastic twat and talk about the "FEMALE FANTASY OF THE WEDDING DAY."  

This guy does not deserve Julia.  I hate him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You know what? Brandon is the same special kind of tool as his father.

[CSunshine76]

God Howdy Doody, can you even act like you are happy this woman is marrying you? Cuz she’s much more than you deserve, you momma’s boy. I hate him, and his freak ass parents.

Edited March 8, 2021 by CSunshine76

[MyVelouria]

Sure producers, we all believe Hazel was desperate enough to marry Tarik, only to put her foot down over "Menty". Ain't nothing gonna get in the way of that green card!

[Frozendiva]

Brandon, you are too immature to get married.

[sainte-chapelle]

“I am marrying you because I want to make you happy.” Then he plays the victim...run Julia

[Doublemint]

He's a mini Mom - exactly.   What a jerk. 

[magemaud]

I have to admit Brandon has great hair 

[Pepper Mostly]

"You want me to be someone I'm not" Brandon's cri de coeur. Dude. Get the fuck over your dumbass self. 

[For Cereals]

No dipshit, if you were doing it for her, you fucking paste a smile on your face and get into it.