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[TazDevil]

"comforted"

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[Eldemarge]

Stepha-needs-a-Xanax is back, carrying the dumbest purse ever made.   

[Frozendiva]

Harris, Cousin of Ryan sounds like Seven of Nine.

[sainte-chapelle]

Now I know why Muhammad made up!with Danielle...for the sweet TLC dollars and to get the exposure he needs to scam more women

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie goes to visit Harris to discuss their long, strong and hard friendship.

[Armchair Critic]

She wanted to be "comforted". Is that what they are calling it these days?

[Gobi]

"I came to Belize to fuck reconnect with my fiancé [sic]."

[Hotel Snarker]

Stephanie really wants to hook up with Harris.

[OoogleEyes]

She offered to let Harris stay there for a few days to...... "comfort" her...

Oh, okay 

[Grifter Lives]

Stephanie needed a good, solid friend.  To comfort her for a few nights.  Until she leaves.

[kacesq]

Stephanie is ridiculous. And Harris is fake. “She needs loving and care.” 

As a single woman of a certain age, Stephanie really irks me. We’re not all like that.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Stepha-needs-a-Xanax is back, carrying the dumbest purse ever made.   

IKR? I just can't with that lipstick purse.

[TazDevil]

OH, Harris is going to be so disappointed.  That's a lot of trouble to go through to get to Stephanie.

[LennieBriscoe]

Harris is an attractive man, in my eyes. 

[Pepper Mostly]

He climbed a tree and got her a coconut. Swoon. 

[Armchair Critic]

Stephanie, just admit you like to get young dick on vacation and are willing to pay for it and drop the pretense.

[mmecorday]

"I appreciate you, Ry--- erm, Harris."

[Pepper Mostly]

Harris. Don't quit your day job. You will never make it as an actor.

[Gobi]

" I will stick it in you until you leave from here. "

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie is totally wasted. It’s embarrassing and cringe-worthy.

[kacesq]

So...you went to Belize to get proposed to by Ryan but you’ve always had a strong chemistry with his cousin...sure, Jan.

[Mr. Miner]

I will stick it in you until you leave from here.

[greekmom]

so that's it? Small convo and he's in?

Sheesh.

[hula-la]

I will stick with in you until you’re ready to leave here. 

[magemaud]

A comforting farm worker. 

[Hotel Snarker]

He did not travel six hours to comfort her as a friend. He wants to replace Ryan on the payroll.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol she is so drunk she called him Ryan

[mmecorday]

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He climbed a tree and got her a coconut. Swoon. 

Still a better love story than "Twilight."

[Leilani]

Stephanie a successful, thin, attractive woman is out here doing the pool boy and a farm hand in a third world country.  Has she never heard of Tinder or Match.com

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[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He climbed a tree and got her a coconut. Swoon. 

Asuelu 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Pepper Mostly]

Harris is giving me life, not gonna lie. He's going to have a nice little career as a fancy man. 

[Hotel Snarker]

LOL, she didn’t just call Harris Ryan.

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

She wanted to be "comforted". Is that what they are calling it these days?

The term "Comfort women" (sex slaves)  is a real part of history, sadly.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, greekmom said:

so that's it? Small convo and he's in?

Sheesh.

I’d say yes too if I got to stay and eat at a top notch resort for free.

[greekmom]

Did Mike have the ring in his hand when he asked her if she wants to be his fiance or not??

[kacesq]

Oh all the Americans showing their asses next week lol....

[Bees52]

Harris just rode a plane, a train, and a bus to see Stephanie.

Ok... maybe just a boat and a bus... but still!

 

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Stephanie looks really old and foolish.  She wants Harris to stay 3 or 4 DAYS - I thought she wanted to "talk to a friend" (Her words).   Gross.

It's a looooong boring night!

She's a bit on the cray cray side.  maybe not low IQ, but she seems a bit mental.  and needy.  very needy.

Good night until next time, if there is a next time.  

Her figure is cute, but her face looks ancient.  The pink dress may be the best think we have seen her wear.  She doesn't seem to have great taste in clothing. 

 

[Maybeitsme]

Well geez Stephenie what else can you do. How embarrassing 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

Stephanie a successful, thin, attractive woman is out here doing the pool boy and a farm hand in a third world country.  Has she never hear of Tinder or Match.com

She likes the power of having the upper hand with these fuck boys.

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, it was boring but still fun! I hope next week's episode is much better. Goodnight!

[mmecorday]

Well, wasn't that something. I will see some of you for fat chat on Wednesday.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god, Stephanie is HAMMERED.

[Eldemarge]

Next time on 90 Day Fiance!   Julia is SHOCKED to find out that Brandon is just a wimpy momma's boy who likes to have a girl in his bed but could care less about weddings, romance, feelings, and women who aren't Betty.  Will she get a tightly-permed mullet to ignite his desire to walk down the aisle?  Stay tuned!

 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

The term "Comfort women" (sex slaves)  is a real part of history, sadly.

This is what makes her sound even worse and more like he sex tourist she is...

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow Harris thinks highly of himself if he thinks he can do better. She isn’t a bad looking woman and she seems fairly wealthy. 

[Arynm]

I was right that was boring. I am 7/14 on the Golden Globes so I am doing ok over there.

[magemaud]

Stephanie’s theme song should be “Love the One You’re With” 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Harris just rode a plane, a train, and a bus to see Stephanie.

Ok... maybe just a boat and a bus... but still!

 

He knows he’ll be richly rewarded for his efforts. Hope Stephanie has some lubrication in her suitcase. <sigh>

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Well, wasn't that something. I will see some of you for fat chat on Wednesday.

I'll be there!

Good night, dear snarkers! See some of you Wednesday. Stay safe! wear your masks!