90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, the Lord did make their buttholes too. 

Praise be

[hula-la]

Happy May Long (weekend) to my Canadian snarkers. @Bees52 thanks for the Duran Duran heads up. I’ll need to switch back and forth too! 

Edited May 24, 2021 by hula-la
Snark era is not a thing

[Grifter Lives]

5 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Good evening all! Yay, finally I can snark with you all again! 🎉

Well almost... my favorite band of all time, Duran Duran is appearing on the Billboard Music Awards, so I'll be back and forth. My pc (where I usually visit Primetimer) was down and had to go the repair shop. But it's back in working order, and here I am.

FYI - Sad News

https://www.the-sun.com/news/2938561/duran-tour-manager-killed-beautiful-partner-crash/

[mmecorday]

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Guys, my mom's birthday was yesterday and my dad got food from The Cheesecake Factory. I ate a steak medallion with rice, and as a result my stomach hurt all last night, through the middle of the night, and this morning. I somehow forgot my stomach hurt for the same amount of time when I ate steak medallion and rice from Cheesecake Factory 18 months ago. I shouldn't have eaten that...

Maybe Penny got her old job back?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

This is gripping Shakespearean shit right here, including weeping and wailing 

Hilariously, I've been on a Shakespeare thing lately, I just watched "Hamlet" and "Much Ado About Nothing" (both with David Tennant, my secret husband, both excellent). And now I'm watching this. I am large, I contain multitudes. 

[Frozendiva]

Mah Boy is back!

[hookedontv]

Mah boy! 

[TazDevil]

I saw this scene on the Friday preview.  Ronald is a horrible person.

[mmecorday]

"Hey, Mah Boy! Look all this stuff I stole!"

[firefly]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is that a sign that says "We will serve the Lord"?? Libby's Jesus-y? I'm just....I can't. 

Yes!! Plus Andrrrei was swearing up a storm while they were showing the sign!

[Hotel Snarker]

RONALD, MAH BOY!

[Grifter Lives]

10 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Libby is fugly. That is all. 

She looks more and more like a big toe, and in her talking heads, her face is lopsided.  She messed up the right side of her face so badly, it's noticeable, even though she's already unattractive.  Her hair and red velvet dress are a mess, too.

[Frozendiva]

The borders aren't opening for a while.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel is carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. He’s going to need a lot of therapy.

[Gobi]

There will be cold shoulders in hell before Tiff moves to South Africa.

[GrammyPammy]

Ronald manipulating Daniel to coerce Tiffany into moving to South Africa is despicable. He is such a garbage person. He and Tiffany both parentalize that little boy by unloading their adult problems on him., and Tiffany puts him in the role of taking care of Carly and helping her put furniture together...he must feel like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders. He deserves a childhood free from such worries. So sad.

[Eldemarge]

I'm KINDA here... my friend is having a bday and we're doing a zoom party.  But I'm here! Hello!

[Armchair Critic]

Ronald shining his boots, what scintillating conversation.

[Hotel Snarker]

Every time this kid calls him dad, I cringe.

[hookedontv]

You piece of shit Ronald, don’t put Daniel in that position to convince his mom to take them to SA. 
You fucker. 

[tvrox]

Hi all! Hope you're well. I ate (inside) a restaurant today, very exciting lol. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

She looks more and more like a big toe, and in her talking heads, her face is lopsided.  She messed up the right side of her face so badly, it's noticeable, even though she's already unattractive.  Her hair and red velvet dress are a mess, too.

Aaaaaand, I'm dead again. 

She looks just like her repellent old dad, poor thing. 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniel is carrying the weight of the world on his cold shoulders. He’s going to need a lot of therapy.

Like Mother, Like Son.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm KINDA here... my friend is having a bday and we're doing a zoom party.  But I'm here! Hello!

You need to get your priorities straight, dammit.

[Hotel Snarker]

Using Daniel to guilt Tiffany is gross. Again, poor Daniel being stuck in this family.

[Suzywriter]

Oh, is that damned fool telling a child to triangulate for him?

 

[Angry Moldovan]

Manipulate your mama mah boy

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm KINDA here... my friend is having a bday and we're doing a zoom party.  But I'm here! Hello!

Hello lovely

[Straycat80]

Oh shut up Ronald, you’re messing with mah Boys head. 

[magemaud]

14 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Will Jojo understand "clear liquids" better than Grangie did?

Vodka is a clear liquid, right?

[mmecorday]

"It's a nice place once you get to know it. If you don't mind getting kidnapped."

Edited May 24, 2021 by mmecorday

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Every time this kid calls him dad, I cringe.

He is not 'dad'. He is attaching himself to someone he may not spend time with.

[kacesq]

Daniel really enjoys being on tv. Sorry, he irks the crap out of me.

[TazDevil]

Plan B according to Ronald.  It's probably at about Plan Q in Tiffany's list of what they'll do when Ronald's visa is denied.

[Grifter Lives]

Ronald: "You guys are going to move here.  Just beware of the child kidnappers, murderous mobs and wild packs of elephants I warned you about on your first visit."

[Bees52]

3 minutes ago, hula-la said:

Happy May Long (weekend) to my Canadian snark era. @Bees52 thanks for the Duran Duran heads up. I’ll need to switch back and forth too! 

You're welcome! Who knows how long we'll have to wait to see them.

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

FYI - Sad News

https://www.the-sun.com/news/2938561/duran-tour-manager-killed-beautiful-partner-crash/

Oh no! Thank you for that info.

[OoogleEyes]

Yeah, put that on this little boy you POS

[tvrox]

46 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Should I or shouldn't I? I'm suffering from a lack of snark. 

Yes! 

[Hotel Snarker]

I think Ronald is trash for doing this to Daniel. I also think Tiffany likes holding the children visiting over his head like she is is one of the more fucked up things I’ve seen.

Edited May 24, 2021 by Hotel Snarker

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, now he's trying to sell that kid on South Africa. When they were there he never stopped issuing warnings about how dangerous it was. 

Oh Ronald, you've fallen right into Tiffany's trap. You're going to get fed up and dump her. Then she will be the heroic single mom who was let down so badly by her baby daddy. 

[Straycat80]

In other news: where I live you can now go in Wal-Mart and not wear a mask if you’ve been vaccinated. (I am, but wore one anyway). 

[tvrox]

Ugh Ronald is such a manipulator of that poor kid. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder how much those prized boots cost Ronald. Or maybe he won them in a poker game. 

[Mr. Miner]

If my visa is declined, I will literally steal everything in my power.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Hi all! Hope you're well. I ate (inside) a restaurant today, very exciting lol. 

YAY! We went to iHop today, my daughter loves it and the place is always empty so I didn't have to worry about social distancing. 

[firefly]

10 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

A nanny? These two make that much money? 

If you call her a babysitter they only charge half as much.

[kacesq]

Lo makes his triumphant return to show us all who the man of the family is.

shut up Kalani. This is the life you made, you idiot.

[CSunshine76]

This jackass Ronald has no business telling a kid he has to move to S Africa. Shut up...he’s not your kid!!

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder how much those prized boots cost Ronald. Or maybe he won them in a poker game. 

He works in a bike shop now. . . Winning every day.

[Armchair Critic]

One of those boys is always crying it seems like

[Grifter Lives]

Oliver really enjoys orange popsicles.