90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He makes Steven look like Husband of the Year. 

No. No they don't. Jesus, they give Americans a bad name. 

Shot through the heart and you’re to blame, Brandon you give Americans a bad name

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Brandon sets Julia up to fail often; he is doing the narcissistic game of systematically undermining her so that she will feel trapped. I hate his closeted little ass. 

Yes, I agree. He picked the spot knowing she wouldn't like it, for starters. Everything he does, he does to undermine her and throw her off balance. I hate him too.

[Hotel Snarker]

"Having done this for 26 years." Pardon the superficiality, but did this lawyer start when she was seven years old? She looks amazing!

[TazDevil]

How do we know it's his daughter?  Um, just look at that child's head!!

[charmed1]

Emel the attorney got her own separate confessional. Have we ever seen that?

[For Cereals]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Shot through the heart and you’re to blame, Brandon you give Americans a bad name

I got in big trouble when my parents found that a parody of that song in my trapper keeper.

[Grifter Lives]

Libby's stealing Rebecca's lip-chewing reaction. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He makes Steven look like Husband of the Year.

I meant Melanie's boyfriend, just the looks. Come to think of it though, you're right about Brandon.

[mmecorday]

Come on, can't she tell that baby is Andrei's just by looking at her???

[Auntie Anxiety]

Libby’s siblings make a few strategic anonymous phone calls to the Immigration Office to rat on Andrrrrei.

[Frozendiva]

Andrei, you can get another job.

[Suzywriter]

That baby'[s gigantic, rectangular head is proof of paternity.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Andrei: "Sidebar, can you legally stop Charlie from being a douchebag to me?"

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrei has DEFINITELY had his brows tattooed. 

[Mr. Miner]

My mind wanders during Brandon scenes and I just see him being hit with a heavy log type object.🤷🏻‍♂️

[Bees52]

Andrei's STUCK working with Lib's family? He asked to work for their company! Of course he now wants to run it, but he did ask....

[Grifter Lives]

Of course, if he was never arrested, he is going to say that he never violated any laws anywhere.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Libby is turning into Mrs. Potato Head right in front of our eyes.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Come on, can't she tell that baby is Andrei's just by looking at her???

I didn’t have to have another interview for my full green card, it was a formality. However times have changed

[Pepper Mostly]

"Did you ever get in a bar fight? the production team is really pressing me on this one. They're working on an 'Andrei is a huge, knuckle dragging ape' storyline".

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

My mind wanders during Brandon scenes and I just see him being hit with a heavy log type object.🤷🏻‍♂️

I'd watch that show!

[Hotel Snarker]

I don’t believe Andrei has any criminal background.

[kacesq]

This is really tiresome, and I don’t think Andrei is in any danger of being deported and the overly manufactured drama is really starting to irk me.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, TazDevil said:

I'd watch that show!

Me too, He’s a walking candy apple on a tooth pick

[brillia79]

Andrei has to keep a job?

Welp. He’s not getting that green card renewed.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

My mind wanders during Brandon scenes and I just see him being hit with a heavy log type object.🤷🏻‍♂️

I would cheerfully stand in line and pay for the privilege. Would I get to choose the object?

[GrammyPammy]

Quit whining, Libby, about having to prove your kid is your husband’s, just get the paternity test and other documentation.

Andrei’s lack of employment may come back to bite him in the butt.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, kacesq said:

This is really tiresome, and I don’t think Andrei is in any danger of being deported and the overly manufactured drama is really starting to irk me.

The teats dry Sharpe, move on to something new

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I don’t believe Andrei has any criminal background.

I’d agree, but someone with a hair trigger temper like he has MUST have gotten into some bar fights, or took it outside. Hahaha

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, brillia79 said:

Andrei has to keep a job?

Welp. He’s not getting that green card renewed.

The tables have turned.  Now Andrrrei is completely at the whim of the entire Family Libby.  Because he needs to keep that job.  

[brillia79]

That guy is too old to be playing anything but a teacher in high school. Sorry, Evan Hansen.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

Libby is turning into Mrs. Potato Head right in front of our eyes

 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

The tables have turned.  Now Andrrrei is completely at the whim of the entire Family Libby.  Because he needs to keep that job.  

Karma. It’s a bitch.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Karma. It’s a bitch.

The Universe has a sense of humour.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’d agree, but someone with a hair trigger temper like he has MUST have gotten into some bar fights, or took it outside. Hahaha

He’s had more bar fights than I have had hot dinners

[hula-la]

8 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Shot through the heart and you’re to blame, Brandon you give Americans a bad name

Even funnier because Bon Jovi was just on the Billboard Music Awards and a friend and I were texting about him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Where is Mr. Bison tonight? I miss his bon mots.

[Hotel Snarker]

 

Spoiler

My TV says that Kenny and Armando are on Pillow Talk tonight. I heard they got married in Mexico yesterday, and the wedding venue was beautiful.

 

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’d agree, but someone with a hair trigger temper like he has MUST have gotten into some bar fights, or took it outside. Hahaha

He was a bouncer in Ireland.  Of course he did.

And he overstayed his visa, which delayed his K-1.

Well, I guess Blocky Head Eleanor and family will now have to move to Moldova, if Andrrei can ever go back.

[charmed1]

These SoFi commercials are maddening. Especially the one where the girl goes, “I’ll be like 40 when I finish paying off my student loans!” STFU. I’m over 40 and my student loans are bigger than Jovi’s molars. 

[tvrox]

28 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Oh no! Another trash show on TLC. (The one about exes that they had a commercial for just now). I'm gonna give it a shot. They have their hooks in me.

I think I may watch this one. Any one want to snark live with me? 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

He was a bouncer in Ireland.  Of course he did.

And he overstayed his visa, which delayed his K-1.

Well, I guess Blocky Head Eleanor and family will now have to move to Moldova, if Andrrei can ever go back.

Peasant food for all!

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, tvrox said:

I think I may watch this one. Any one want to snark live with me? 

Oh yeah, I will definitely tune in to watch it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara, anyone with half a brain would have realized what her life would be like with regard to Novi’s schedule. Sucks to be you.

[Angry Moldovan]

It’s because none of you think about the future, ever

[Frozendiva]

Yara, you chose a man with whom you will need to learn to be independent. Sucks to be you.

[Hotel Snarker]

I could never be married to someone with a job like Jovi.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

I think I may watch this one. Any one want to snark live with me? 

You rang?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I could never be married to someone with a job like Jovi.

I'd enjoy it.

[Brodicea]

Lawyer is exaggerating so badly. If he and Libby want him to be a stay at home dad, no problem. She is painting worst case scenarios for drama. I used to practice immigration law and things have changed since then but removal of conditions for the permanent green card in an intact marriage is no big deal. Not to mention the idiocy of the dna test for a child born within the marriage. SMH