90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

She should have gone to Jiffy Lube.

Stephie Lube

[Hotel Snarker]

Does anyone know what is wrong with Stephanie?

[Bees52]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Brandon, if someone says they have to throw up, pull the car over so they can. Don't keep driving.

Right, can't they just be sick, not pregnant?

And Stephanie, I don't think she is well. Or maybe extremely drunk. Run, Ryan!

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Once again I recall when Angie went to the gyno and we all sighed and said "this is a new low". And I said 

I  accidentally saw Angela dancing to Funky Cold Medina on TikTok

[Straycat80]

I think Stephanie is on drugs or something, she acts really manic. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Thanks for the concern, guys!  The power is back after losing it for three days and I have hot water again.  I lucked out and had no busted pipes.  The most damage that was done was to my outside plants.  The stores have been picked clean so I can't get groceries (the stores look WORSE and more empty now than when the lockdown started!), but a friend of mine cooked me some bulk meals yesterday.   I guess this was a good thing in the long run, because now I'm going to make SURE I am prepared for the next disaster.  Maybe I'll try to replace some windows so I can get a bit more insulation in my house!   I'm vowing to be a better homeowner in the future.   And the best news is that my father, who lives here and is in Assisted Living, is doing just fine and they didn't even lose power!  I was more worried about him than myself.

I'm glad you're ok - things will improve hang in there!!!!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stephanie slips into a deep funk and calls Cousin Harris. Because she’s so upset and deserves to get laid.

At least 3 minutes

[VioletNevermind]

Imagine listening to this drunken rant through your hotel room wall.  Stephanie is absolutely pathetic.  (Oh, and blocking someone who just hung up on you is a little silly, hon.)

[Floatingbison]

Ryan, we're done here.

From now on I'll be getting my D from Harris.

[tvrox]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Brandon got permission from Betty to go out for a drive with Julia.

Why was Brandon talking about going to the ER before she even said she was sick? What a weird convo. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She knew she couldn’t trust Ryan from the jump. She’s an idiot. He has the watches, so he’s in the plus column.

I CALLED IT! Calling Harris. Never change, 90D.

[Eldemarge]

Don't date a person who will slap their phone like it's a mistreated pet.

[Hotel Snarker]

Holy shit. This is uncomfortable. She’s effed out of his mind. You’re better off poor, Ryan.

[Frozendiva]

Julia could have picked up some stomach bug from feeding the animals.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Does anyone know what is wrong with Stephanie?

Dementia? 

 

[Zombness]

Stephanie is a basket case......menopause at its best.

[greekmom]

Stephanie is what Chantal's mom calls "stupider". She makes stupid decisions and the makes even stupider decisions.

Stupid decision 1: Ryan

Stupider decision 2: Harris (and thinking that Harris is her friend)

[tvrox]

10 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Brandon has the most annoying, inappropriate giggle.  I didn't think that he could be any more pathetic, but there it was.

It is girly!! 

[Armchair Critic]

How childish saying that she can give all her money and gifts to a cabana boy. WTF? She must be crazy but there are a lot of men who will overlook that for a fit body and long blonde hair. Even she can do better. Get some dignity woman!

[renatae]

Steph is such a nut ; first she reams him out about some psychic prediction, now she's reaming him out because she suspected him of stealing her ring. Yeeshe.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I  accidentally saw Angela dancing to Funky Cold Medina on TikTok

I need to see that

[mmecorday]

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Does anyone know what is wrong with Stephanie?

She's got Ladyville, Belize Disease.

[greekmom]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

How childish saying that she can give all her money and gifts to a cabana boy. WTF? She must be crazy but there are a lot of men who will overlook that for a fit body and long blonde hair. Even she can do better. Get some dignity woman!

She can easily pick up a silver fox back home who will treat her equally. I think she likes the inbalance of power in a relationship with these fuck boys

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Imagine listening to this drunken rant through your hotel room wall.  Stephanie is absolutely pathetic.  (Oh, and blocking someone who just hung up on you is a little silly, hon.)

I especially enjoyed how she made sure to go outdoors and holler across the parking lot so all her fellow guests could enjoy it. 

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Why was Brandon talking about going to the ER before she even said she was sick? What a weird convo. 

I think he forgot his lines. One time I was doing a scene in a drama class and my scene partner skipped a page of dialog. You just have to keep going. 

[Gobi]

Big Mike thought that whole "women are from Venus" thing was true. He was expecting a real alien.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I  accidentally saw Angela dancing to Funky Cold Medina on TikTok

OMG I need to see this! Can I have a link?

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Stephanie is a basket case......menopause at its best.

As a menopausal old broad, I can verify that the old, shriveled, HGC-swilling mess on that screen has something far more serious that a few sideways hormones. Not even during my worst hot flash was I slurring and chasing a replica of Jafar from Aladdin.

[greekmom]

4 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I  accidentally saw Angela dancing to Funky Cold Medina on TikTok

I saw worse things. Trust me.

[Doublemint]

I love how Stephanie is to mature and focused on her life goals - oh, wait..

[Floatingbison]

Stephanie's ring theft accusation against Ryan was borderline racist.

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I think Stephanie is on drugs or something, she acts really manic. 

Hi y'all!!   I really need to eat dinner earlier on nights with a live chat.

She seems more than a bit cray cray.

Is Harris attached?  it sounds like she might get along better with him. 

This is absurd behaviour for someone her age. 

[jaybird2]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Why was Brandon talking about going to the ER before she even said she was sick? What a weird convo. 

because they passed one and he was pointing it out as an attraction or so i thought

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

As a menopausal old broad, I can verify that the old, shriveled, HGC-swilling mess on that screen has something far more serious that a few sideways hormones. Not even during my worst hot flash was I slurring and chasing a replica of Jafar from Aladdin.

Hilarious.

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I need to see that

or not.

[VioletNevermind]

This goddamn Juvederm commercial will be seared into my brain for the rest of my life.  “You’ve got to . . .  

. . . WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT.”

[tvrox]

12 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She got pregnant in the hot tube.

Don't know if that was a purposeful typo, but it works 🙂

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

As a menopausal old broad, I can verify that the old, shriveled, HGC-swilling mess on that screen has something far more serious than a few sideways hormones. Not even during my worst hot flash was I slurring and chasing a replica of Jafar from Aladdin.

 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Stephanie's ring theft accusation against Ryan was borderline racist.

This priceless heirloom she TREASURES and then decided to take it on her sex vacation.

[Floatingbison]

Kody with his precious hair make me want to vomit like Julia in Brandon's car.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Julia could have picked up some stomach bug from feeding the animals.

One thing we know for absolute sure, that girl is not pregnant. The crackerjack writing team at Sharp is just using that as a plot device this year. If Julia was smart she'd run with the "sick from the pigs" dodge. 

[Emmeline]

13 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brandon is such a manly man.

I wouldn’t trust him to be able to “pull out” as a birth control method.  He’s no Simon Basset from Bridgerton.

[mmecorday]

"All new 'Sister Wives,' same old tired story."

[Arynm]

Stephanie just had an epic melt-down. That was a typical Benzo-alcohol combo mixed with a huge dose of crazy. Next up? Calling a rebound.

[Suzywriter]

Holly Robinson Peete is still adorable.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hide your bunnies, kids. 

Hasn’t Natalie been 35yo for three years now?

[hookedontv]

I can’t believe how Mike and Natalie end up, they seem to hate each other. 

[Grifter Lives]

Natalie has worn that expression on her face for a few days now - since they left the therapist.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, jaybird2 said:

because they passed one and he was pointing it out as an attraction or so i thought

Like the Father-in-Law in Forget Paris, reading all the billboards they pass.  Brandon's way of making conversation.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh my God, this couple gives me anxiety.

[Gobi]

She's looking for bunny recipes.