90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Mrs. Landingham]

Look, Cheese Penis, this is over. Just go home.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Well, maybe the sister and the dog will forgive him.

Forget it. The dog will never speak to him again. 

[tvrox]

24 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Well, That last part was not fun for me

So sorry! You are an amazing survivor. 

Edited August 11, 2020 by tvrox

[LucyEth]

Cheestick has to stand on the corner with sign hanging off his neck saying “I cheated on Melyza”.  Maybe that will satisfy everyone.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Forget it. The dog will never speak to him again. 

The dog will become a-woof.

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Forget it. The dog will never speak to him again. 

But will the cat still be his emotional support?

[Straycat80]

Uh oh, coming up, Dracilla makes a break for it, will they catch her before she makes it to the airport? 

Edited August 11, 2020 by Straycat80

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cheating on Melyza is going to be brought up in every fight, every time Cheesy messes up, every time her parents think he’s done something wrong. That’s your future, Cheesy. Embrace it.

Cheese dick will be forever picking up dog poop and emptying the cat litter. Haha

[CraftyHazel]

Drascilla has behaved for as long as she was able, hasn’t she?  Several adults screaming at her to stop and chasing after her, and even though it’s dark and she doesn’t know the area, off she runs.

*And for the record, I spent the past 28 years working with preschool children.  When I say “stop”, they know I mean it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Uh oh, coming up, Dracilla makes a break for it, will they catch her before she makes it to the airport. 

I thought they were running after Jihoon’s dog who was smart enough to head to the border, even if that means North Korea.

[sainte-chapelle]

I don't like cheesy but why is it necessary to tell the parents? 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Cheestick has to stand on the corner with sign hanging off his neck saying “I cheated on Melyza”.  Maybe that will satisfy everyone.

Or, he can go full on Henry II after the stabbing of Thomas Beckett and be whipped by monks, then lay flat on the cold stone floor of the nearest church or cathedral in penance. 

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I don't like cheesy but why is it necessary to tell the parents? 

Cuz its the only storyline they have.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

Or, he can go full on Henry II after the stabbing of Thomas Beckett and be whipped by monks, then lay flat on the cold stone floor of the nearest church or cathedral in penance. 

At least that would be entertaining 

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, ThereButFor said:

But will the cat still be his emotional support?

He may have to paws for thought. I'll show myself out.

[Andi27]

Kenny must love Armando - he's getting his hair wet to do this.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

Or, he can go full on Henry II after the stabbing of Thomas Beckett and be whipped by monks, then lay flat on the cold stone floor of the nearest church or cathedral in penance. 

That might be enough for Myliza, for now. But not for the dog.

[mmecorday]

Is Kenneth's last name Swaggart? He sure does cry a lot.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

He may have to paws for thought. I'll show myself out.

Dead

[VioletNevermind]

Oh my God, Kenneth. You’re killing me, man. 💜

[Zombness]

Awwww how sweet!!!!!  Kenny proposing.....!!!!

[Frozendiva]

Awwww. I had an emotion.

[Andi27]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Or, he can go full on Henry II after the stabbing of Thomas Beckett and be whipped by monks, then lay flat on the cold stone floor of the nearest church or cathedral in penance. 

Who will rid me of this meddlesome cheesestick?!

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Awwww. This is sweet. 

[mamadrama]

So is Melyza's pretty apartment really just an Airbnb? Because Father Melyza said they opened their home for Cheesedick to live with them and, well, he's not...

[OoogleEyes]

....then he slipped on the rocks and fell into the ocean and was never heard from again...

[Bees52]

Oh no here we go. Between this thread and this show...  I've needed tissues so many times tonight. Except for the Cheesy one, he didn't make me cry.

[sainte-chapelle]

Proof that Kenneth's helplessness was staged. He chose a restaurant and drove there to set up this proposal on his own.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Is Kenneth's last name Swaggart? He sure does cry a lot.

Coming in HOT with that awesome reference! I like the cut of your jib. 

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Well I give cheesy credit for speaking the language, he isn't a complete idiot

And he at least tries to pronounce the word authentically as “Coe-LOOM-bee-yah” and not “Cah-LUM-bee-yah” like the other Tim. 

[CraftyHazel]

Awwwwwww🥰

[Angry Moldovan]

Awwws! How dare they make me feel happy for a couple

[greekmom]

Don't fuck this up TLC

[Pepper Mostly]

See? We've gone from "will we be accepted?" to a public proposal on the beach and the cheers and applause of strangers and random passers by. 

[Gigglepuff]

I can't even snark on Kenny and Armando. That was so sweet. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So who were all those people who were doing the confetti moment? Hired help? I thought Mexico is so homophobic. Zzzzzz

Edited August 11, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[mmecorday]

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Coming in HOT with that awesome reference! I like the cut of your jib. 

Stick with me, kid. We'll go places. Just not right now.

[Squee Bastard]

I do not find Brittany the least bit attractive.

[Straycat80]

This is great, finally a couple I can get behind. I’m so happy for them. I love how everyone started cheering on the cliff above them. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

Who will rid me of this meddlesome cheesestick?!

 

DEAD

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Awwws! How dare they make me feel happy for a couple

I am very cynical.

[greekmom]

I don't get why Yazan is giving Brittny 3 days to decide to change her religion.

That's a big decision. You don't change your religion like you change your undies.

[LucyEth]

Let’s see how Drascilla running rates against Pole and Coltee.

[Vandy10]

Just now, Squee Bastard said:

I do not find Brittany the least bit attractive.

The braces don’t do it for you?! What kind of octogenarian South Florida sugardaddy are you, anyway?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Squee Bastard said:

I do not find Brittany the least bit attractive.

She gets uglier with each episode 

[Mercolleen]

4 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

Who will rid me of this meddlesome cheesestick?!

 

Comedy GOLD!!! I can't stop laughing. We may love this trashy trainwreck, but we got some knowledge in our snark.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Squee Bastard said:

I do not find Brittany the least bit attractive.

Thought I was the only one who doesn’t think she is attractive

[Mrs. Hanson]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I can't even snark on Kenny and Armando. That was so sweet. 

My cold black heart just grew larger!

[mmecorday]

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That's a big decision. You don't change your religion like you change your undies.

Unless you're Madonna.

Oh, wait. I think she goes commando.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just an aside. You guys are killing it tonight. Carry on.