S08.E04: J. T.'s Story LIVE CHAT

[Kid]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:54 AM, Wollstonecraft said:

He's got a positive: he loves that dog.

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And that counts a lot with me!!!!

By the way, Jess is on the fence with it because,  as with any good codependent, taking care of him is her reason to live. If he loses weight,  she no longer has a purpose.

Edited January 23, 2020 by Kid

[poeticlicensed]

Why is Jess on the fence? Dude will die soon otherwise.

[LizzyB]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:53 AM, MelissaMinion said:

I want that dog. Looks like mine!

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Same!  My pupper is right here with me, watching the show!

[Caoimhe]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:54 AM, Giant Misfit said:

He had food poisoning from something he ate on the road?

Wow, how surprising. 

And there's no reason why he needs to be wearing Incredible Hulk clothes. We've seen people just as large as him wear normal large-folks clothes.

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There’s no money left for clothes once he’s finished eating.

[Callaphera]

The husband, as he walks by while J.T. is swaying out of his bedroom only minutes after the vomit scene: "You hungry?"
Me: "Yeah, I could eat."

Nice to know that nothing really turns me off of my feed. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Anyone think the shocks went on the minivan?

[ams1001]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:26 AM, PaTatertots said:

  Oh hey! I finally made it to a live chat! Holy crap what a breakfast. 

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No, the holy crap comes after breakfast...💩

[DC Gal in VA]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:30 AM, Wanda said:

Watching him walk the hotel hallway all I can think of is the rub burns on his penis. He must have rubbed it off by now.

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Winnah, winnah, tonight's goin' to Hell in gasoline soaked drawers with a four-piece chicken dinnah champion!

[Wollstonecraft]

Finally, hospitalization.

[Suzywriter]

You might lose Dr. Now under a roll.

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:55 AM, Suzywriter said:

Food poisoning from something he ate on the road? Was it an opossum?

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It was a Mack truck. 

[Wanda]

We’re an hour in. Except for his fancy pink shirt, he’s been in the green shirt/blue holes outfit only. Ewwwww

[Donut Bear]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:55 AM, MsVixen said:

The effing shirt is just as bad as the pants!!!!!

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Do you think he ever washes those clothes?

[MrsRopersCaftan]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:50 AM, Dianaofthehunt said:

These contestants (yesyes, I know that's not the right word; I don't care) who go barefooted everywhere are at high risk for a glass sliver/cut/infection. Plus, bare feet are disgusting. I've beaten that dead horse before on here. I can't stand the sight.

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Plus, chances are high that he's diabetic and at risk for neuropathy in his feet, putting him at risk for losing a leg. You get a cut on your foot and it can take years for it to heal, if it ever even does. My MIL has been in the hospital for a month trying to heal a foot wound that's been there for half a year. She's already lost one leg to diabetes, I wouldn't be surprised if the other one is lost as well. JT is playing with fire here.

[Snarkastikate]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:54 AM, poeticlicensed said:

So I went shopping for pants for JT during the commercial. I see things as big as 8x. I saw some scary things like pads you can put between your rolls.

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Good job!  Yet his GF couldn't do this.  

[ams1001]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:26 AM, Snarkastikate said:

Sister wives, I beg you to all divorce this loser.  Just being it in the commercials because I never saw the show, but Jesus what an effing manipulative creep that dude is. 

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On the up side, only one of them needs to actually get a divorce. The rest can just move the hell out.

[Suzywriter]

The red potato I can't stop seeing it!

[Wollstonecraft]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:55 AM, LizzyB said:

Same!  My pupper is right here with me, watching the show!

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My pupper was kind of chonky.

[Chicklet]

"We needs to get your weight down" yes Captain Obvious. I never hope to see anything like this again.

 

[Mary Godfrey]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:50 AM, DropTheSoap said:

My guess...if he actually does lose weight...he's going to try to trade up on Jessica.

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Which may be a contributing factor to her willingness to keep him big. Those Japanese girls are a petite lot.

[Callaphera]

A moment of silence for the poor medical transport guys who had to breathe through their mouths for the entire trip because could you imagine being in an enclosed space with that guy and his once-a-week washed most stinky parts being only partially covered by the only pair of pants he owns? 

[Dianaofthehunt]

Couldn't Dr. Now perform a liposuction on the lympho-mass? Slice it like Dr. Pimple Popper does, and scoop out the water-soaked tissue. Possible?
I know nothing about such procedures, obviously.

[Ivylady]

Aggressively work with his weight. Start him on the diet at the hospital. I support this. They gave him a chance on his own, but it didn't work. 

[Chicklet]

I pity the poor people who have to TRY to draw his blood. Good lord

[Guest]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:57 AM, Donut Bear said:

Do you think he ever washes those clothes?

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[jacksgirl]

Not a whiner. Kind of like my fellow Okie 

Edited January 23, 2020 by jacksgirl

[StitchPunk]

This seems bad.

[MelissaMinion]

Thank God they’re admitting him.

[Wollstonecraft]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:59 AM, Giant Misfit said:

 

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They would fall apart so no.

[mmecorday]

I can't figure out if girlfriend is just bored or exhausted.

[LizzyB]

OMG what was that liquid stain on the hospital bed (blue sheets) when he rolled off of it?  In front of the hospital workers?!?!:

[Chicklet]

His clothes are disintigrating!

Jessica is massively depressed, that girl needs help.

[poeticlicensed]

If Jessica brings him food in the hospital, she is dead to me.

Edited January 23, 2020 by poeticlicensed

[babyhouseman]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:58 AM, Dianaofthehunt said:

Couldn't Dr. Now perform a liposuction on the lympho-mass? Slice it like Dr. Pimple Popper does, and scoop out the water-soaked tissue. Possible?
I know nothing about such procedures, obviously.

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In past lymphedema removals, he hacked it off and put it on the scale.

[MelissaMinion]

He does look a little like Hernandez, but also like Monchichi....

[CrazyInAlabama]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:55 AM, Suzywriter said:

Food poisoning from something he ate on the road? Was it an opossum?

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Nope, it was Rigor Mortis Stew (thanks to a Judge Judy episode).

A moment of silence for the poor minivan that hauled way too much, for way too long   Also,  for the rental company that will have to junk the poor thing, because it's simply beyond repair.   

He should have started working hard at least 10 years ago. 

Dr. Now may be strong and tough, but he'll need a lot of brawny help to get that lymphedema on a scale, and it won't be that puny operating room thing.   

Edited January 23, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Wanda]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:56 AM, DC Gal in VA said:

Winnah, winnah, tonight's goin' to Hell in gasoline soaked drawers with a four-piece chicken dinnah champion!

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I’d like to than my lord and savior Dr Now for giving me the opportunity to spend Wednesday Nights at the church of TLC with this congregation of like minded sinners

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Is he actually wearing underwear under his shreds, er, shorts?

[peaceknit]

  On 1/23/2020 at 2:00 AM, mmecorday said:

I can't figure out if girlfriend is just bored or exhausted.

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Has she even cracked a smile?

[novhappy]

His feet in those red hospital socks are hilarious!

[PaTatertots]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:29 AM, ShortyMac said:

"Hold that better. Don't drop it." His precious...

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 Dont drop what? This? 

*chucks milkshake across the lot, takes purse, goes the hell home.* 

[Callaphera]

  On 1/23/2020 at 2:00 AM, MelissaMinion said:

Thank God they’re admitting him.

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I think that lymphedema is big enough to be admitted as its own person although I pity the poor nurse who has to put the hospital bracelet on it. 

[Brooklynista]

I have never seen anyone look as blank and vacant as this girlfriend. 

[aliya]

Not gonna lie. I did clinical trials audits in our university hospital and saw a lot of stuff as I went to the different departments. And yeah, sometimes you have to look away to be polite. But dang, if I saw this guy being rolled through the halls with no blanket on his leg, I'd have to look. 

[Wollstonecraft]

How does he and his girlfriend earn money?

[Kid]

  On 1/23/2020 at 2:00 AM, LizzyB said:

OMG what was that liquid stain on the hospital bed (blue sheets) when he rolled off of it?  In front of the hospital workers?!?!:

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Lymphodema juice.

[mmecorday]

I don't know what kind of smoothie that girl is drinking on the Chase commercial, but I want one.

[MsVixen]

Have we heard the "M" word yet?  That's "Molestation", children!

[DC Gal in VA]

  On 1/23/2020 at 1:35 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

She doesn't want him to "get mad" at her. 

I would laugh and laugh if it plummeted through all of the floors below, like a cartoon. 

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Yet another KLASSY post requiring the award of multiple gasoline soaked drawers! 😆

[StitchPunk]

Japan could be cool if he loses weight. There's a ton of walking and stairs. Smaller portions and relatively healthy food, it depends on the specific food. Japan is nice. Also, a very long flight.