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S03.E11: Secret, Secret, I've Got a Secret


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6 hours ago, Azanscrazyhair said:

So was it at the end of this preview where they showed Darcy literally stuffing herself into some outfit that was about 10 sizes too small... her boobs were barely contained. 

And Tom's ex, wow!  She is quite odd.....

She also looks like a person who would be called a slag.  The tale of Tom and the two slags!

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12 hours ago, DiamondGirl said:

I think the cricket ball hit him on the ankle when she batted it back.  It’s really fast, but I’m almost sure you can see it if you’re looking for it.  They probably edited out any reaction to it so they could serve it up as a sex thing later.

Yes, that makes sense although I was enjoying the vision of Darcey either stomping on his foot or tripping him with her thigh-high boots!

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13 hours ago, RealReality said:

I think in Darcy's mind it is the proposal.  Tom can look forward to being gassed with angel and waking up in a chapel somewhere.  

But, that's on him, he should have known better than to sleep with her.  

You know, Darcy would make a GREAT contestant on "The Bachelorette":  All the fantasy of men swooning to be with her, proposing a fantasy.

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5 hours ago, KateHearts said:

Avery's mom is decidedly ignorant and another example of the pushy American woman who won't let some furrner push her around.  "What's a dowry?" duh.  She has all the wry, skeptical looks down to a science. 

and she looks like her neck is broken and she can't hold her head up straight in every scene. 

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15 hours ago, Spike said:

Maybe she should just hump a tree.

She's probably already done that...…..

11 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

You know, Darcy would make a GREAT contestant on "The Bachelorette":  All the fantasy of men swooning to be with her, proposing a fantasy.

Except that the guys would all refuse to accept a rose and bolt for the nearest limo home.

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1 hour ago, Cherrio said:

Tim's shoulders are no longer odd to me as his hands and neck are tiny too

He is certainly a dainty man, isn't he. 

3 hours ago, SabineElisabeth said:

- Angela, exhaling a mouthful of cigarette smoke as she realizes there's real trouble at hand...Jumping out of the car with zero hesitation and proceeding to deliver a sound ass-whoopin' to the entire group of violent marauders.

It was like a scene out of "The Dukes of Hazzard." 

3 hours ago, SabineElisabeth said:

- Rebecca's ass knocking over snd breaking a family heirloom as soon as Zied's parents open the door.

She didn't seem to be particularly apologetic about that even though she claimed to be mortified in her TH. I forget, did she bring a "hostess gift" to his parents? I know she had presents for Zied, like a hand knitted scarf-"Yas...I looooove it, Babee..." and the negligee she bought with her daughter. (I wonder if he thought he was supposed to wear it?) 

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18 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

I thought she looked like a Bavarian bartender, we're on the same page!

And why does she have to wear something traditional but Zied looks like a New York hipster?

lol  As Laura said, “It’s a man’s world”.  Zied wanted to show off his virtuous choice, the tattooed grandma.  Guess who’s coming to dinner!   

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4 hours ago, humbleopinion said:

We are being manipulated more than usual with the nail tech...

Cesar is a local actor and while he may have been sending money to a Ukrainian phone gf, I think it is nowhere near 40K and he is just milking it with the fake tears and longing looks into Cancun bay....

Calling bullshit...

Me too. While I believe the essence of his story is true and happened at some point in his past, I don't believe a damn thing we are seeing. I'd even go so far as to say that the "real" Maria, or the woman he thought he was talking to, wouldn't consent to sharing her image on screen so the video clips and pictures are all of a random Sharp Ent hireee. I think we're being lead on from every angle. (Though I do believe that his friends' reactions are legit.) Dude appears to be a dummy, but I think he's smart enough to realize that the crazier his story is, the more airtime he gets. This may not be helpful for his "acting cuh-reer", but it sure as hell could lead to more TLC stuff and potentially make him a Zlister. For some people, that IS making it.

For starters, I call bullshit on the fact that a nail tech who subsists on a diet of Ramen at times (clearly, from his Buddha belly, not always) and hasn't had the dough to visit the Ukraine (aside from airfare, a destination cheaper than Myrtle Beach) would even have $40,000 to send her in the first place. Even in smaller increments that's around $9,000 a year.

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16 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Me too. While I believe the essence of his story is true and happened at some point in his past, I don't believe a damn thing we are seeing. I'd even go so far as to say that the "real" Maria, or the woman he thought he was talking to, wouldn't consent to sharing her image on screen so the video clips and pictures are all of a random Sharp Ent hireee. I think we're being lead on from every angle. (Though I do believe that his friends' reactions are legit.) Dude appears to be a dummy, but I think he's smart enough to realize that the crazier his story is, the more airtime he gets. This may not be helpful for his "acting cuh-reer", but it sure as hell could lead to more TLC stuff and potentially make him a Zlister. For some people, that IS making it.

For starters, I call bullshit on the fact that a nail tech who subsists on a diet of Ramen at times (clearly, from his Buddha belly, not always) and hasn't had the dough to visit the Ukraine (aside from airfare, a destination cheaper than Myrtle Beach) would even have $40,000 to send her in the first place. Even in smaller increments that's around $9,000 a year.

I understand the skepticism, but I'd only say that a diet of ramen would be awful for health and weight maintenance especially at ceasars age.  Ramen packets have like 10 million grams of sodium.

This is fine when you're young and in college and your body can hang, but that much sodium and carbs at his age IMO, could cause the belly.  

I also think that women/men in Florida get more intricate nail work done that may cost them more money.*

A basic pedi at a decent place up here is about $25.  I had a substandard Mani/pedi for $40.  I imagine for something more intricate like what I've seen out of Florida, it has to cost a lot more.  So it's possible he had the money.  He apparently made enough to afford a "total gym" before maria so he may make a decent base income.  He doesn't share the apartment so he had enough, on his own to pay first and last and a security deposit. 

He doesn't have a car, he doesn't seem to go out very often (and you know when he does his friends are paying), his place doesn't look expensive and he eats top ramen.  

His story may not be probable, but it seems possible.

* - this is mostly based on watching Claws

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1 hour ago, RealReality said:

I understand the skepticism, but I'd only say that a diet of ramen would be awful for health and weight maintenance especially at ceasars age.  Ramen packets have like 10 million grams of sodium.

This is fine when you're young and in college and your body can hang, but that much sodium and carbs at his age IMO, could cause the belly.  

I also think that women/men in Florida get more intricate nail work done that may cost them more money.*

A basic pedi at a decent place up here is about $25.  I had a substandard Mani/pedi for $40.  I imagine for something more intricate like what I've seen out of Florida, it has to cost a lot more.  So it's possible he had the money.  He apparently made enough to afford a "total gym" before maria so he may make a decent base income.  He doesn't share the apartment so he had enough, on his own to pay first and last and a security deposit. 

He doesn't have a car, he doesn't seem to go out very often (and you know when he does his friends are paying), his place doesn't look expensive and he eats top ramen.  

His story may not be probable, but it seems possible.

* - this is mostly based on watching Claws

I didn't mean the ramen diet literally. Homeboy has clearly been eating more than ramen noodles...

There is precedent for this. Remember Ricky? His whole damn storyline was fake and fabricated. Unfortunately, Ximena wasn't in on it. 

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On 9/2/2019 at 11:49 PM, magemaud said:

Akinyi: “You’re so white...and your body hair...everywhere.” 

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Aw man...I was eating!

Ben!! You're going to meet the "love of your life", and you couldn't do something about this situation?  If you scroll down just right, so that his head is hidden, it looks like a man's chest.....with no nipples.

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7 minutes ago, Cammi said:

I’m confused, I thought Caesar sent Maria cash for a ticket? To prove he trusts her. So how did his card get declined? Did I miss something? Gosh I hate his storyline, so I half watch tbh 

Wondering this myself. I think he sent her money but then he bought it himself. I don't know how his card could get declined and he didn't know immediately. He had some sort of confirmation code or ticket number so... why would they take the money later? Unless he went through some shady site I've never heard of. There are sites that will let you buy a plane ticket on credit. It's confusing and I probably shouldn't spend so much time trying to figure out a fake storyline.

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On 9/3/2019 at 4:45 PM, HunterHunted said:

I have no interest in watching any of these people having sex, but I would actually want to see these two having sex just to see the mismatch in volume and energy. Tom would be making all of those Hugh Grant vaguely uncomfortable British noises "Well, um...yes, um, um...that was rather enjoyable." Meanwhile, Darcey is putting on a porn star performance for the cheap seats, 100 decibel moans and screams, thrashing about, whipping her hair around, and duck face the entire time, only to conclude with a "you're the best I've ever had."

Darcy would have toned the wishing for bling but because Stacey is engaged she wants to step up her game. Those sisters are super competitive with eachother and just mean. 

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9 minutes ago, Cammi said:

I’m confused, I thought Caesar sent Maria cash for a ticket? To prove he trusts her. So how did his card get declined? Did I miss something? Gosh I hate his storyline, so I half watch tbh 

1 minute ago, shouldbedancing said:

Wondering this myself. I think he sent her money but then he bought it himself. I don't know how his card could get declined and he didn't know immediately. He had some sort of confirmation code or ticket number so... why would they take the money later? Unless he went through some shady site I've never heard of. There are sites that will let you buy a plane ticket on credit. It's confusing and I probably shouldn't spend so much time trying to figure out a fake storyline.

He did send her cash for the tickets, but she kept making excuses for why she couldn't go. Caesar's friend suggested that Caesar just buy the ticket himself to prevent her from backing out again.

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The bank would call you if you forgot to make a payment on your credit card or if someone tried to use the number fraudulently. They would call if you don't usually make a charge for the Ukraine. Chances are that most people making an unusual transaction or going to a foreign country would let their bank/credit card provider know so they would expect some transactions.

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On 9/6/2019 at 9:33 PM, Persnickety1 said:

I believe Rebecca claims to be a private investigator who goes around putting trackers on suspected cheaters' vehicles...when she isn't decorating her place with items emblazoned with Zied's face, practicing faces to make to try to cover her mouth wrinkles, and buying the latest in high-tech filters to deceive the world.  

Angela I believe is a CNA at a hospice facility...when she isn't fame-whoring herself out on Jerry Springer or this shit show, or out-scamming the Nigerian scammer called Michael.  

Oh gosh, I hope that she doesn't work in a hospice environment... 

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