S03.E11: Secret, Secret, I've Got a Secret

[Drogo]

Rebecca tries to impress Zied's parents. Ben meets Akinyi's family. Michael and Angela fight.

Airs 9/8/19.

[libgirl2]

8 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Rebecca tries to impress Zied's parents. Ben meets Akinyi's family. Michael and Angela fight.

Airs 9/8/19.

I'm shocked I tell you! Shocked!! 

[Drogo]

23 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

I'm shocked I tell you! Shocked!! 

Probably cause'a altheez swimmin on soshulmeedja. 

[gingerella]

@Drogo, I am confused about these threads. What is the More to Love? Is it the same epis with added scenes? If so, can it just be added onto existing threads? I cant find last night's thread...

[Drogo]

11 minutes ago, gingerella said:

@Drogo, I am confused about these threads. What is the More to Love? Is it the same epis with added scenes? If so, can it just be added onto existing threads? I cant find last night's thread...

The 8/25 episode was Love Is a Battlefield: 

The More to Love threads are locked and will redirect you to the actual episode topics.  

For reasons unknown, TLC is giving More to Love episodes their own episode numbers. 

[gingerella]

4 hours ago, Drogo said:

The 8/25 episode was Love Is a Battlefield: 

The More to Love threads are locked and will redirect you to the actual episode topics.  

For reasons unknown, TLC is giving More to Love episodes their own episode numbers. 

Thank you!

[nytonc]

Darcy STOP STOP STOP petting your fucking hair!!

I’m loving Tom more and more. “I’m not going to get down on one knee, like, now “ and Darcy the Desperate just goes right on blathering about an engagement ring. 

Edited September 2, 2019 by nytonc

[usernameG]

I don't think Tim wants to conquer her because he looks like a wee little man with a little wee....

[twinks]

If one more person says they "have to make sure we're right for each other"....how about doing that before talking about having babies? (looking at you Angela) Cesar has more problems than Maria not showing up. He's pathetic. Then there's Tiny Tim. They are truly the odd couple.

[Mrs. Hanson]

On 9/2/2019 at 2:43 PM, usernameG said:

I don't think Tim wants to conquer her because he looks like a wee little man with a little wee....

Tim really is a small man, isn't he?  His shoulders are not just NOT broad, they are tiny.  Like a poster said upthread, when your new gf calls you a pussy and thinks you are gay, that could be a problem.  Just sayin'......

She was very rude for saying those things.  Tim has never, as far as we know, presented himself as a manly man, out chopping wood and fighting bears.  He is quite proud of the "meterosexual" look he has going and should not need change a thing.  Tim is a guy, who when I was single and in my 20's I would have loved to have a friend.  He does not appeal to me physically, and that is okay, but he seems, so far, like a hoot.  I would have kept my distance from Veronica.  She looks like she could cut me and not even blink!

Edited September 6, 2019 by Mrs. Hanson

[humbleopinion]

Tim's ugly inelegant red and black tattoo is too big for his slender shoulders...it really doesn't go with is foppish wardrobe...and dandy sense of style....

It looks like a rub on tattoo.....

[noveltylibrary]

Angela being the alpha male in the towtruck fight 😂

[Spike]

I bet Tom and Darcey’s version of the Eveready bunny in bed might be five minutes.  You know he starts huffing and puffing and sweating after three thrusts.

[Coltee Gal]

16 minutes ago, Spike said:

I bet Tom and Darcey’s version of the Eveready bunny in bed might be five minutes.  You know he starts huffing and puffing and sweating after three thrusts.

And spraining his ankle 🤣🤣🤣

[magemaud]

Drink! 

[magemaud]

Akinyi: “You’re so white...and your body hair...everywhere.” 

[humbleopinion]

I cannot unsee that blobby blob....

[RealReality]

4 hours ago, Spike said:

I bet Tom and Darcey’s version of the Eveready bunny in bed might be five minutes.  You know he starts huffing and puffing and sweating after three thrusts.

Again, I'd like to thank you for making lifetime celibacy not just a possibility but almost a certainty 

[RealReality]

7 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Tim really is a small man, isn't he?  His shoulders are not just NOT broad, they are tiny.  Like a poster said upthread, when your new gf calls you a pussy and thinks you are gay, that could be a problem.  Just sayin'......

She was very rude for saying those things.  Tim has never, as far as we know, presented himself as a manly man, out chopping wood and fighting bears.  He is quite proud of the "meterosexual" look he has going and should not need change a thing.  Time is a guy, who when I was single and in my 20's I would have loved to have a friend.  He does not appeal to me physically, and that is okay, but he seems, so far, like a hoot.  I would have kept my distance from Veronica.  She looks like she could cut me and not even blink!

I said this in the other thread but I think she is testing boundaries and Tim failed miserably.*

As soon as she said that he was a pussy he should have asked for the check and sent her home in a cab.  No need to be rude, cause a scene or get in a fight.  Simple. Classy. But not acting like a fucking doormat.  

Tim has never presented himself as a manly man and she knows that.  She thinks she is hot shit?  Good for her, how many of these manly Latin men she likes so much want to marry her and help raise her child?  Oh wait....none of them?  What a shocker! 

Her parents are going to be disappointed if a man can take care of their child and grandchild but doesn't have dirty nails?  I don't buy it.  If he is kind, able and willing to take care of her and Veronica they should be fine even if he has shiny nails. 

His pathetic behavior just let her know she can walk all over him and that he won't ever require respect. 

*Please don't be mad at me because this TLCs fault. 

[humbleopinion]

Jennifer is using this basic cable teevee exposure as an audition for a future acting career...maybe a telanovella...so expect more outrageous behavior, prancing around, yelling and drama, drama, drama .

Tim being called a pussy is just the beginning....he will be her punching bag....

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

Tim being called a pussy is just the beginning....he will be her punching bag....

And drink target.

[RealReality]

4 hours ago, humbleopinion said:

Jennifer is using this basic cable teevee exposure as an audition for a future acting career...maybe a telanovella...so expect more outrageous behavior, prancing around, yelling and drama, drama, drama .

Tim being called a pussy is just the beginning....he will be her punching bag....

Hell yes, she knows Tim is a doormat with glossy nails and he will be treated as such. 

[HunterHunted]

On 9/2/2019 at 9:27 PM, Spike said:

I bet Tom and Darcey’s version of the Eveready bunny in bed might be five minutes.  You know he starts huffing and puffing and sweating after three thrusts.

I have no interest in watching any of these people having sex, but I would actually want to see these two having sex just to see the mismatch in volume and energy. Tom would be making all of those Hugh Grant vaguely uncomfortable British noises "Well, um...yes, um, um...that was rather enjoyable." Meanwhile, Darcey is putting on a porn star performance for the cheap seats, 100 decibel moans and screams, thrashing about, whipping her hair around, and duck face the entire time, only to conclude with a "you're the best I've ever had."

Edited September 4, 2019 by HunterHunted

[iwasish]

I thought it was obvious that while she was happy she got laid, (in her mind she’s one step closer to the proposal!!!), she didn’t think much of Tom’s performance.

[HunterHunted]

It's very clear that she didn't think much of his performance, but I think she would have given him some wildly overblown compliment.

[Spike]

9 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

It's very clear that she didn't think much of his performance, but I think she would have given him some wildly overblown compliment.

Maybe he was tedious.  She said he lasted longer than she expected, maybe she meant more than she wanted.

[blubld43]

38 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

I have no interest in watching any of these people having sex, but I would actually want to see these two having sex just to see the mismatch in volume and energy. Tom would be making all of those Hugh Grant vaguely uncomfortable British noises "Well, um...yes, um, um...that was rather enjoyable." Meanwhile, Darcey is putting on a porn star performance for the cheap seats, thrashing about, whipping her around, and duck face the entire time, only to conclude with a "you're the best I've ever had."

Omg, wearing the thigh high boots and a performance worthy of a porn star, screaming and biting her pillow!

Edited September 3, 2019 by blubld43

[Spike]

5 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Omg, wearing the thigh high boots and a performance worthy of a porn star, screaming and biting her pillow!

Darcey the pillow biter!

[lh25]

12 minutes ago, Spike said:

She said he lasted longer than she expected, maybe she meant more than she wanted.

LOL-could be.  Or maybe she thinks she is so hot, no man could hold out for long.

[HunterHunted]

On 9/2/2019 at 9:44 PM, jayfay said:

And spraining his ankle 🤣🤣🤣

There are really only 2 ways spraining your ankle during sex shakes out:

1. The sex was vigorous, athletic, and creative or
2. You are that out of shape and inflexible that you sprained it doing the slightest contortions.

I wonder which one describes Tom.

Edited September 4, 2019 by HunterHunted

[LennieBriscoe]

43 minutes ago, iwasish said:

I thought it was obvious that while she was happy she got laid, (in her mind she’s one step closer to the proposal!!!), she didn’t think much of Tom’s performance.

I missed this entire segment! And Bennie's back hair!

Wait! The thread says it AIRS SEPTEMBER 8! What gives?

Edited September 3, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[Gobi]

5 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I missed this entire segment! And Bennie's back hair!

Wait! The thread says it AIRS SEPTEMBER 8! What gives?

The first hour of each new episode is available online before it airs. People are commenting on that.

[blubld43]

23 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I would have kept my distance from Veronica.  She looks like she could cut me and not even blink!

Do you mean Jennifer? Because she looks like she could cut you with her chin.

[Mrs. Hanson]

7 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Do you mean Jennifer? Because she looks like she could cut you with her chin.

Ha!!  You are right!  Jeniffer looks like she could cut me with her chin while Veronica wouls just straight up CUT ME.

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, HunterHunted said:

There are really only 2 ways spraining your ankle during sex shakes out:

1. The sex was vigorous, athletic, and creative or

2. You are that out of shape and inflexible that you sprained it doing the slightest contortions.

I wonder which one describes Tom.

Or he tried to get away and she tripped him?

[LennieBriscoe]

3 hours ago, Gobi said:

The first hour of each new episode is available online before it airs. People are commenting on that.

Ah....

I'll just wait. 

Edited September 4, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[Spike]

26 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Ah....

I'll just wait. 

When Tom was in bed with the alleged sprained ankle the camera angle showed how yellow his teeth are.  Usually he is careful  to smirk so as not to show them.

[humbleopinion]

Was that Benjamin....or Angela?...both are equally blobby and have back fat.

[Belle0712]

caesar: i don’t know who is the bigger fool- you or me. u keep sending someone, likely a russian guy named boris, money that you absolutely don’t have and i keep watching. the producers are having fun with u by zooming in on those candy panties (gross). how could you have let this go so far? where is your common sense? have you no shame? do you want to send me some money? 

darcey and new-older-disheveled jessie: GIRL. your daughters are watching. pull your life together. while you’re globetrotting chasing penis that is only tepidly interested in you... who is raising your kids? god knows i hope it’s not your equally trashy sister. if so the kids are doomed for certain. jesus be a well balanced father or grandparent.

small shoulder guy and latina paula patton: i’m not entirely convinced this guy was born as such. that sassy leg cross [complete with pointed toe] during breakfast spoke volumes. and jeniffer... you’re no prize either. simmer down and be thankful this date didn’t simply leave the money on the nightstand and dip like they usually do.

big ang and mahkahl: angie, u got all riled up at fighting guys hunh? throwing your whitness around and such. i bet she proceeded immediately to facebook live to rehash the moment. and mike with the trump panties. basura. he’s clearly a scammer but i see no victims here. angie gets her sex slave and mike gets unlimited trump paraphernalia. 

whats the little girl’s with the last name for a first name... avery: her voice is cartoonish. she reminds me of a local that wears the bubble coat with a matted fur hood in winter. and dirty jordan sneakers. that enjoys a good cat fight, at maybe the mall, quarterly. she and her mom give me pouty hog realness. i’m not impressed. let her stay over there with her infatuation of the moment. she’ll be crying for american soil in no time. a hard head makes for a soft ass, my granny used to say. 

who’s left. oh the white guy and african woman: she reminds me of abby from haiti. kinda don’t care about their story line at all but i think they have the best shot at actually getting married. let’s see how many hours of overtime he’ll have to work to afford this bride-price. and how disenchanted his beloved will be when she gets to the states and sees her new humble home. 

Edited September 4, 2019 by Belle0712
clarity

[Rt66vintage]

5 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

I have no interest in watching any of these people having sex, but I would actually want to see these two having sex just to see the mismatch in volume and energy. Tom would be making all of those Hugh Grant vaguely uncomfortable British noises "Well, um...yes, um, um...that was rather enjoyable." Meanwhile, Darcey is putting on a porn star performance for the cheap seats, thrashing about, whipping her around, and duck face the entire time, only to conclude with a "you're the best I've ever had."

And Darcy breathlessly, "no one has ever done that before!"

[magemaud]

39 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

Was that Benjamin....or Angela?...both are equally blobby and have back fat.

But only Benjy has a hairy back (I think!) 

[nutella fitzgerald]

51 minutes ago, Belle0712 said:

small shoulder guy and latina paula patton

💀💀💀

[humbleopinion]

How Tom got his sex injury:

The handcuff on Tom's ankle was too tight

Slipped on the lube slick

[magemaud]

Have we ever heard anything about Veronica’s “baby daddy”? Tim is not the girl’s (what’s her name?) biological father, but could the secret be that he is listed on her birth certificate as her father? Similar to Jon in England and baby Lucy? 

[DiamondGirl]

6 hours ago, humbleopinion said:

How Tom got his sex injury:

The handcuff on Tom's ankle was too tight

Slipped on the lube slick

I think the cricket ball hit him on the ankle when she batted it back.  It’s really fast, but I’m almost sure you can see it if you’re looking for it.  They probably edited out any reaction to it so they could serve it up as a sex thing later.

[pandaindisguise]

13 hours ago, iwasish said:

Or he tried to get away and she tripped him?

1 hour ago, DiamondGirl said:

I think the cricket ball hit him on the ankle when she batted it back.  It’s really fast, but I’m almost sure you can see it if you’re looking for it.  They probably edited out any reaction to it so they could serve it up as a sex thing later.

Darcy and Toms segments are reminding me of the movie "Misery" - busted nose, twisted ankle, obsession with him.  If Darcy says "I am your number one fan"  I think I will lose it.

[RealReality]

16 hours ago, iwasish said:

I thought it was obvious that while she was happy she got laid, (in her mind she’s one step closer to the proposal!!!), she didn’t think much of Tom’s performance.

I think in Darcy's mind it is the proposal.  Tom can look forward to being gassed with angel and waking up in a chapel somewhere.  

But, that's on him, he should have known better than to sleep with her.  

[RealReality]

15 hours ago, blubld43 said:

Do you mean Jennifer? Because she looks like she could cut you with her chin.

Yeah, she needs to be sure to be vigilant with her chin waxing. 

[Azanscrazyhair]

So was it at the end of this preview where they showed Darcy literally stuffing herself into some outfit that was about 10 sizes too small... her boobs were barely contained. 

And Tom's ex, wow!  She is quite odd.....

[blubld43]

5 hours ago, RealReality said:

Yeah, she needs to be sure to be vigilant with her chin waxing. 

These threads are comedy gold; I seriously wish TLC would film this 24/7, I'm retired, I'd watch!