Belle0712

noticed that too with the captain’s kids. at first i thought maybe a hearing impairment in the one, but then i noticed they both sound alike. regional dialect or speech impediment for sure.

the military wives: whew. april is a hard 39. i thought the intent of elective cosmetic surgery was to improve appearance. she looks older and worse. i suspect this new husband of hers will be her next ex-husband. she seems to collect those [as well as financial military benefits]. kayee : i can’t tell if she’s actually this dense or if it’s part of her character to fleece men out of money. either way she’s entertaining. that ex-wife, jess, is a piece of work. that fake grin plastered on her long mug (giving very much wicked witch) with the faux concern/helicopter style of parenting. girl. all this passive aggressive energy is a lot. she considers anything not her way “toxic”. i’m over her, team kayee. the guy, forget his name, is a total creeper. the jersey senior citizens bore + exhaust me. beautiful homes tho. alex + steven + caroline: we all see the writing on the wall here.

u hit the nail on the head here. once mommy enabler (mother ari) comes back to ethiopia to “save” ari from all the scary ethnic people and their audacity to be themselves and honor their own culture in their homeland.... it’ll be over between our heavy-on-the-eyebrows princess and bini. brittney and that shit eating grin... can one person truly be this dense? her mom and sister seem relatively normal. what is she not getting about modesty being necessary for survival in jordan? MAY-LEE-SAH and teeem- so glad to have not had to see them. may-lee-sah is the colombian version of devan. perpetually pitiful. armando and kenny- i love armando and hannah, what a little sweetie. kenny, get over yourself, pumpkin. she’s a kid and just left everything she knows. let’s not be in semi-passive competition with a child- u will not win this one. devan- i dunno if she was even in the episode- i fast forward thru her scenes. jenny and su-MEAT- jenny, GIRL. what a blow you’ve been dealt, what with your lack of common sense. enjoy what u can of this while it lasts, hun. i suspect you’ll be back stateside soon. at this point i’m hate watching with no plans to quit.

totally agree with u. ari is absolutely insufferable and i’m not entirely convinced she’s not delayed in someway. if not that then highly pampered and privileged. it was all fun and games when she was in her birthing class in the US bragging about her super special plans to birth in ethiopia... only to end up hysterical and knocked out under general anesthesia.

may be patched up now, but it wasn’t pretty from what i read....

u are absolutely correct on all accounts about molly. it took getting her heart broken to kinda sorta be able to find her humanity for issa. sure, they both have had their less than stellar moments in their friendship BUT molly seems to have taken pride in being awful and self absorbed. especially this season.

tiff definitely has been a solid friend. i agree w/u and can give her that. i also love her exchanges w/issa’s brother. especially when kelli is around. i also agree w-u that i think the molly/issa friendship will be repaired although i a tired, with a capital t, of molly. same as u, i don’t necessarily believe lawrence knew about the baby prior to when he shared it w/issa. i really wish they could make it work but, knowing these characters as i believe i do, don’t see an immediate or clear path forward.

totally agree with u. i feel like she believes she (tiffany/amanda) gave us SO much more than what was actually received. that scene with her could have been much more powerful in the right hands. based on the little we know about the supposed personal tension between her and the cast.... i can’t help but wonder if she was allowed to implode so it could be used as an excuse to not bring her back and blame it on poor fan reception.

unpopular opinion, but it felt good seeing issa and lawrence back in a good place. i always seem to want it to work out with them. i never expect it to. condola’s pregnancy was expected and disappointing. i wish we were done with her character. i don’t know how a lawrence + issa relationship can work now. not because the situation itself is too difficult to navigate; but moreso because of who lawrence is. a man-child with an amazing ass. he can’t possibly successfully juggle two women, a baby and a burgeoning career. something has got to give. i predict lawrence + condola reuniting and having an unhappy marriage, with lawrence as house-husband, because that’s easier and he likes easy. i don’t like the nathan character at all. his accent seems so contrived. rooting for his mental health, tho. molly and andrew- he’s got way more patience than i do with her. and did her voice get progressively more hoarse as the season went on? i’m VERY over molly and wish we were done with her as well. that “see, im trying with her” cut deep. no gold stars for u, mol. now issa’s brother, i’ll have more of him, please. i love their sibling dynamic. the tiffany being missing storyline... watching i just kept wishing it would end sooner. i don’t care about her or her family at all. and i hold her acting + the writing at equal parts to blame. at the after show “wine down” amanda seales went ON and ON about how she stopped doing her nails thru the season so we could see her gradual undoing. GIRL. we were not paying attention to your nails at all. this episode was so full of so much yet it felt so... empty. here’s hoping for more... better, next season.

caesar: i don’t know who is the bigger fool- you or me. u keep sending someone, likely a russian guy named boris, money that you absolutely don’t have and i keep watching. the producers are having fun with u by zooming in on those candy panties (gross). how could you have let this go so far? where is your common sense? have you no shame? do you want to send me some money? darcey and new-older-disheveled jessie: GIRL. your daughters are watching. pull your life together. while you’re globetrotting chasing penis that is only tepidly interested in you... who is raising your kids? god knows i hope it’s not your equally trashy sister. if so the kids are doomed for certain. jesus be a well balanced father or grandparent. small shoulder guy and latina paula patton: i’m not entirely convinced this guy was born as such. that sassy leg cross [complete with pointed toe] during breakfast spoke volumes. and jeniffer... you’re no prize either. simmer down and be thankful this date didn’t simply leave the money on the nightstand and dip like they usually do. big ang and mahkahl: angie, u got all riled up at fighting guys hunh? throwing your whitness around and such. i bet she proceeded immediately to facebook live to rehash the moment. and mike with the trump panties. basura. he’s clearly a scammer but i see no victims here. angie gets her sex slave and mike gets unlimited trump paraphernalia. whats the little girl’s with the last name for a first name... avery: her voice is cartoonish. she reminds me of a local that wears the bubble coat with a matted fur hood in winter. and dirty jordan sneakers. that enjoys a good cat fight, at maybe the mall, quarterly. she and her mom give me pouty hog realness. i’m not impressed. let her stay over there with her infatuation of the moment. she’ll be crying for american soil in no time. a hard head makes for a soft ass, my granny used to say. who’s left. oh the white guy and african woman: she reminds me of abby from haiti. kinda don’t care about their story line at all but i think they have the best shot at actually getting married. let’s see how many hours of overtime he’ll have to work to afford this bride-price. and how disenchanted his beloved will be when she gets to the states and sees her new humble home.

lol, sadly this isn’t surprising. ive encountered many less than righteous folks who never miss a sunday with their behinds in a pew (or in a pulpit).

so, is ashley preggers? i can’t tell. dimitri’s new bostonian accent is a whole NO. everything about him is contrived. and he doesn’t have a neck, just a floating head. my goodness he’s awful. the penis and available balance must be spectacular. vanessa seems like such a sensitive idiot. i feel for her. she told matron ashley “i love u” and the queen couldn’t be bothered to say it back. ashley, you and your anthropology degree are boiling with jealousy. clearly you’re in too deep and are now trying to make this work so that you can keep your housekeeper/nanny vanessa. but, GIRL. u are not happy with your weird looking man sleeping with this new-new. we can tell. your mom knows what’s up and ain’t here for it. oh, and your dad is a total perv.

does rachel have a nervous tick? she’s always seen sniffing or bugging her eyes. reminds me of the annoying self-absorbed woman from another season. loren.

i try and fast forward thru all of chelsea’s scenes. and that’s saying a lot for this show. her incessant baby talking, repeated trips to court [i feel like her next court project will be cole adopting aubrey. 2 episodes of chels not-so-subtly planting the adoption idea in aubrey’s head. 2 episodes of her preparation for court + asking aubrey if she’s excited, 1 episode post-court] constant asking her children if they are “excited” (see above) about mundane happenings (such as grass growing. or balloons inflating.) and sofa sitting bore me to no end. she’s like amber of north (south) dakota with the sitting. i feel like she needs a job or hobby outside of the house. something to occupy her time. this baby feels like a way to secure her storyline on this shit show. cole seems like a sweet (...patient) man.

my kiddo enjoyed this show. i found it... exhausting. the mom’s “cute” act bored me quickly. all the nose scrunching and baby talking was just too much. and when she mentioned, while caring for the llama, that she paid for her hair to look like that... i was astonished. she’s definitely a woman of a certain age. “asking” permission from your support staff just seemed contrived. i love a good southern drawl but could only take this family in small manageable doses. the “wolf” was cute but, possibly, impractical. may try the show again but it’ll be a tough watch i believe.