Darcey & Tom: No More Meester Rice Guy

[Elizzikra]

Oh Darcey - that outfit... She really needs a stylist.

[AZChristian]

38 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Oh Darcey - that outfit... She really needs a stylist.

She needs a mirror and a huge dose of appearance reality.  She wants to dress in a way so that people think she's hot.  Most people who see that think she's pathetic or "for hire."

[magemaud]

19 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

Is ponytail dude on the boat her new "man"

Yes, and her “Bulgarian model” is larger than Stacey’s ratlike Albanian one. Meet Georgi! We’re obviously going to be (forced into) seeing more of him. 

Edited to add this vomit inducing quote from the article

”Over the past few days, Darcey Silva and her new love interest Georgi Rusev exchanged swoon-worthy messages. The couple fondly calls each other “babe,” complete with matching sweet emojis”

more “babes” and emojis! 

Edited June 24, 2020 by magemaud

[1011101010001]

Darcey looks half bald.

Edited June 24, 2020 by MrBuhBye

[Frozendiva]

A match made in reality tv heaven. Dude, whatever decade your too low shirt is from called and wants you to burn it.

[magemaud]

Apparently he prefers to dress in virginal white but this photo makes him look like a vampire. But now we know what Darcey was alluding to when she said, "Better things are coming." Sorry, I don't find him attractive AT ALL and I think he just looks dumb. 

[magemaud]

Model turned Massage Therapist, but at least he's in the US: https://www.thumbtack.com/va/alexandria/massage/home-spa-therapy/service/370384336586653702

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, magemaud said:

Yes, and her “Bulgarian model” is larger than Stacey’s ratlike Albanian one. Meet Georgi! We’re obviously going to be (forced into) seeing more of him. 

Edited to add this vomit inducing quote from the article

”Over the past few days, Darcey Silva and her new love interest Georgi Rusev exchanged swoon-worthy messages. The couple fondly calls each other “babe,” complete with matching sweet emojis”

more “babes” and emojis! 

That dude looks like eurotrash.  The manbun, the ripped jeans, I don't get the appeal at all and she looks 10 years older than her stated age.    

He is not cute in the face.  How can Laura land aladin and this is the best Darcy can do?

Edited June 24, 2020 by RealReality

[Jennifersdc]

10 hours ago, magemaud said:

Yes, and her “Bulgarian model” is larger than Stacey’s ratlike Albanian one. Meet Georgi! We’re obviously going to be (forced into) seeing more of him. 

Edited to add this vomit inducing quote from the article

”Over the past few days, Darcey Silva and her new love interest Georgi Rusev exchanged swoon-worthy messages. The couple fondly calls each other “babe,” complete with matching sweet emojis”

more “babes” and emojis! 

The ol’ emoji trap! According to the 90DF cast - the more emoji’s, the more they love you!😘😍🥰💕💞💖

If her new soulmate’s in Alexandria can we expect to see Darcy trotting around DC soon? Is she picking out a suitable outfit for a Black Lives Matter protest?

I’d take down Andrew Jackson’s statue in Lafayette Park myself if we could get a photo of her riding it - fake body parts, knockoff Chanel, Louboutins and all. Though I’m pretty sure she has little clue what’s going on and why. We’ll just give her directions, say it’s a photo opportunity and E! News is going to be there. 

I know a lot of people think she has a good heart. She may, but I still think she  (her previous “soul mates” even more so) are among the most vapid, insincere people to ever be on this franchise. And that’s even after suffering through Pao for too many years.

Edited June 25, 2020 by Jennifersdc
ETA. It’s Lafayette Square not Park. I just realized when read back. I’m picky like that.

[mamadrama]

7 hours ago, magemaud said:

Apparently he prefers to dress in virginal white but this photo makes him look like a vampire. But now we know what Darcey was alluding to when she said, "Better things are coming." Sorry, I don't find him attractive AT ALL and I think he just looks dumb. 

I actually really like her hair here, though. She looks younger without the extensions. 

[Elizzikra]

4 hours ago, Jennifersdc said:

The ol’ emoji trap! According to the 90DF cast - the more emoji’s, the more they love you!😘😍🥰💕💞💖

If her new soulmate’s in Alexandria can we expect to see Darcy trotting around DC soon? Is she picking out a suitable outfit for a Black Lives Matter protest?

I’d take down Andrew Jackson’s statue in Lafayette Park myself if we could get a photo of her riding it - fake body parts, knockoff Chanel, Louboutins and all. Though I’m pretty sure she has little clue what’s going on and why. We’ll just give her directions, say it’s a photo opportunity and E! News is going to be there. 

I know a lot of people think she has a good heart. She may, but I still think she  (her previous “soul mates” even more so) are among the most vapid, insincere people to ever be on this franchise. And that’s even after suffering through Pao for too many years.

Oh God. First MAFS comes to Arlington and now Darcy in Alexandria. Virginia has committed many sins but surely we don’t deserve all this???

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, mamadrama said:

I actually really like her hair here, though. She looks younger without the extensions. 

I totally agree! Her "makeunder" does wonders

[DutchbutnoJesse]

I really can't stand them. They both disgust me and I hate them, well, hate as in how much you can hate a tv personality off course. 🙂

@magemaud: till recent I always read your name as megamaud... sorry 😌

 

why, why did I watched that video of Tom being drunk live on Insta. Whyyyyyyyyyyy!! 😩😭

[hookedontv]

17 hours ago, Jennifersdc said:

I know a lot of people think she has a good heart. She may, but I still think she  (her previous “soul mates” even more so) are among the most vapid, insincere people to ever be on this franchise. And that’s even after suffering through Pao for too many years

I don't think Darcey has a good heart. To me, she's always been way too selfish to have a good heart. I find Darcey to be insincere, fake, vapid, not-very-smart, pathetic and totally incapable or unwilling to have any insight into her own personality and how she comes across.

I believe Tom said something along these lines and I agree with him - Tom said that he was just a player in whatever Darcey's fantasy life required - didn't matter who the guy was, just that he was there playing a part. Didn't matter what anyone else wanted or needed. As long as her needs are met, that's all that matters to Darcey. 

I always rant about Darcey and I know it may be an unpopular opinion. And I cringe when she says she's "empowered" because she's the least empowered person out there.

End Darcey rant. I'll show myself out.

[libgirl2]

On 6/15/2020 at 3:24 PM, MrBuhBye said:

I didn’t realize that you wrote poetry.  I didn’t realize you wrote such bloody awful poetry.

Frankly Mr. Shankly, I agree! 

As for her new love, he looks gross. No thank you! 

Edited June 25, 2020 by libgirl2

[magemaud]

10 hours ago, DutchbutnoJesse said:

@magemaud: till recent I always read your name as megamaud... sorry 😌

I like it! It's actually a family joke based on my two great aunts, Maggie and Maud. 

[Kareem]

On 6/17/2020 at 3:46 AM, Christina said:

The sisters' new look:

 

Like that Stacy surrendered the mink eyelash awnings they’ve been sporting as of late. Darcey could lose the black eyebrows with the white hair but points for losing the giant red lips. Her hair looked nice without the fake length, too, and both styles look better than the bizarre bird nests she’s so fond of. 
 

On 6/24/2020 at 11:24 AM, Elizzikra said:

Oh Darcey - that outfit... She really needs a stylist.

And a waist. The huge chest she opted for wiped it out completely.  

Loved MrBuhBye’s Tom poem and Cristina’s posted poems as well.   💀

Edited June 25, 2020 by Kareem
additional thought...

[magemaud]

17 minutes ago, Kareem said:

Like that Stacy surrendered the mink eyelash awnings they’ve been sporting as of late. Darcey could lose the black eyebrows with the white hair but points for losing the giant red lips.

They're certainly obsessed with contouring and bronzer. Close up they just look dirty! 

[1011101010001]

25 minutes ago, magemaud said:

They're certainly obsessed with contouring and bronzer. Close up they just look dirty! 

David would say mmmmm dirty girls.

[Auntie Anxiety]

On 6/24/2020 at 2:20 PM, RealReality said:

That dude looks like eurotrash.  The manbun, the ripped jeans, I don't get the appeal at all and she looks 10 years older than her stated age.    

He is not cute in the face.  How can Laura land aladin and this is the best Darcy can do?

Poor man’s Kit Harington.

[kacesq]

First the RHONY and now Darcey..

what has Rhode Island done to deserve that?

[1011101010001]

Maybe that family had radon in their basement they are all freakish looking.

[mamadrama]

So Darcey and Stacey are getting a twin spin off...

[DutchbutnoJesse]

3 hours ago, mamadrama said:

So Darcey and Stacey are getting a twin spin off...

That would be great. I assume that means that they are not going to bother me anymore on the regular 90 days franchise. The spin off will be wisely ignored (like I did with the Fam. Little Hats spin-off). Works perfect for me.

[Elizzikra]

https://ew.com/tv/90-day-fiance-stars-darcey-stacey-silva-spin-off-series/?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=entertainmentweekly_entertainmentweekly&fbclid=IwAR0WkYa6JVlANGFYyt6Ds13iVmgUeIqD8fIiUshNpEE6e_BOe0dEt0g3AcM

Ugh. Who told Darcey that it's flattering to pose like that - with her giant boobs thrust out front and her ass shoved out in the back. No one stands like that naturally...

[RealReality]

19 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

WTF is going on with Tom's mothers neck? ... is that a goiter?

 

That poor woman's neck looks like a cankle. 

[mamadrama]

22 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

https://ew.com/tv/90-day-fiance-stars-darcey-stacey-silva-spin-off-series/?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=entertainmentweekly_entertainmentweekly&fbclid=IwAR0WkYa6JVlANGFYyt6Ds13iVmgUeIqD8fIiUshNpEE6e_BOe0dEt0g3AcM

Ugh. Who told Darcey that it's flattering to pose like that - with her giant boobs thrust out front and her ass shoved out in the back. No one stands like that naturally...

The twins are not heavy, but they wear unflattering clothes that make their bodies look almost disfigured.

[DutchbutnoJesse]

Can't we 

6 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

https://ew.com/tv/90-day-fiance-stars-darcey-stacey-silva-spin-off-series/?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=entertainmentweekly_entertainmentweekly&fbclid=IwAR0WkYa6JVlANGFYyt6Ds13iVmgUeIqD8fIiUshNpEE6e_BOe0dEt0g3AcM

 

Well, well, can't we exaggerate more calling them: "reality superstars? God. I guess 99.9% of the world population doesn't know who they are.

Before we know Jesse is a world famous coach and psychiatrist and is Tom the world famous poet, dandy and gentleman.  

 

Edited June 30, 2020 by DutchbutnoJesse

[Christina]

Jesse's taking the news of Darcey getting a new show as well as can be expected - 

 

[Nicmar]

14 hours ago, mamadrama said:

The twins are not heavy, but they wear unflattering clothes that make their bodies look almost disfigured.

They have not waist and no neck and with the fake tits ,It just looks really bad.

[Persnickety1]

7 hours ago, Christina said:

Jesse's taking the news of Darcey getting a new show as well as can be expected - 

 

Jesse says SHE'S jealous of his life, his money, and his (apparently nonexistent) girlfriend?  

Well, that's rich when he's the one caterwauling all over social media about how her getting her own show isn't fair.  

Clearly all of that whoring himself out to stay relevant and get his own TLC show was an epic failure (thankfully), so he's going to whine like a baby about the injustice of it all.  

On the other hand, I admit with no shame that I'll watch this godforsaken abomination like it's my job.  With these self-absorbed twits, an unlimited supply of alcohol, Cinderella delusions, and being ready for their "close ups," this shit could be fantastic in the worst possible way.  

Edited June 30, 2020 by Persnickety1

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

On 6/24/2020 at 11:15 AM, magemaud said:

Model turned Massage Therapist, but at least he's in the US: https://www.thumbtack.com/va/alexandria/massage/home-spa-therapy/service/370384336586653702

Next time I am in the area I will book an appointment, I wonder if he does happy endings?  I watched the BB90 or whatever the eighteenth installment is. Darcey actually looked good, maybe she got the fillers out of the lip and her hair looked a little better. Looks like she is living in a studio now. Did Papa Silva throw these 2 finally out? 

Also I thought

Spoiler

Stacey's fiance got another woman pregnant and they broke up

 

[AZChristian]

3 hours ago, Persnickety1 said:

Clearly all of that whoring himself out to stay relevant and get his own TLC show was an epic failure (thankfully), so he's going to whine like a baby about the injustice of it all.

I'd watch Jesse give ridiculous presentations on love and success to captive audiences in senior living homes before I'd watch Darcey do anything.

ETA:  Not that I'd really want to watch Jesse either.  I'd like them and Tom and Stacey and the daughters to all be off my TV.

Edited June 30, 2020 by AZChristian

[OnceSane]

Damn, Jesse is SO butthurt that Darcey got a spinoff!  Just for that, I hope it does huge numbers.

[Joan of Argh]

On 6/28/2020 at 9:30 PM, Dustbunny said:

WTF is going on with Tom's mothers neck? ... is that a goiter?

 

Good grief that looks scary, hopefully she's had it checked out by a medical professional.

I noticed that "fans" have been sending her expensive gifts... "Hermes" and "Chanel" scarves etc.. Tom posted a ridiculous thank-you message to all the people sending his mum gifts.

Wtf... I don't understand...What's wrong with these people who send such expensive gifts and what are they expecting in return?

I hope she has a P.O. Box for receiving all this stuff because who knows what kind of obsessed crazy people might show up on her doorstep.  😵

[Christina]

AHA!!! I knew I had posted Jesse's bitching, but it wasn't there. I was going to look for it again before seeing I posted it under Tom. I don't know how to move it and since people have already responded to it here, I probably shouldn't try.

What are we doing for the new show? Is there going to be a Stacey and Fabian, Darcey and Anyone Not Jesse or Tom (let's face it, she's not going anywhere and there are going to be many men in the future), or maybe, The Silva Sisters and the Men Who Never Loved Them.

There has been a bunch of stupidity regarding Fabian and Darcey's new man already. I didn't watch The Family Chantel so I don't know how social media for them worked, maybe just spoiler tabs in the thread?

[Gobi]

3 hours ago, Christina said:

AHA!!! I knew I had posted Jesse's bitching, but it wasn't there. I was going to look for it again before seeing I posted it under Tom. I don't know how to move it and since people have already responded to it here, I probably shouldn't try.

What are we doing for the new show? Is there going to be a Stacey and Fabian, Darcey and Anyone Not Jesse or Tom (let's face it, she's not going anywhere and there are going to be many men in the future), or maybe, The Silva Sisters and the Men Who Never Loved Them.

There has been a bunch of stupidity regarding Fabian and Darcey's new man already. I didn't watch The Family Chantel so I don't know how social media for them worked, maybe just spoiler tabs in the thread?

Darcey and Stacey: Life on the Bias.

Edited July 2, 2020 by Gobi

[AZChristian]

3 hours ago, Christina said:

What are we doing for the new show? Is there going to be a Stacey and Fabian, Darcey and Anyone Not Jesse or Tom . . . 

If history teaches us anything, we can be sure that the men themselves may not be there, but they will be mentioned in every episode.

[Mothra]

On 6/30/2020 at 10:31 AM, Persnickety1 said:

Jesse says SHE'S jealous of his life, his money, and his (apparently nonexistent) girlfriend?  

Jesse's girlfriend is a model who lives in Canada.  <snort>

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, Mothra said:

Jesse's girlfriend is a model who lives in Canada.  <snort>

Maybe she Is friends with Tom’s fake Canadian girlfriend.

[AZChristian]

2 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

Maybe she Is friends with Tom’s fake Canadian girlfriend.

Maybe they're the same Canadian!!!

[2dogmom]

I think Jessy and ash are the same person, different continents

[Meowwww]

On 7/1/2020 at 1:43 PM, Joan of Argh said:

Good grief that looks scary, hopefully she's had it checked out by a medical professional.

I noticed that "fans" have been sending her expensive gifts... "Hermes" and "Chanel" scarves etc.. Tom posted a ridiculous thank-you message to all the people sending his mum gifts.

Wtf... I don't understand...What's wrong with these people who send such expensive gifts and what are they expecting in return?

I hope she has a P.O. Box for receiving all this stuff because who knows what kind of obsessed crazy people might show up on her doorstep.  😵

Yeah, but is that even true?  

[RealReality]

9 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Maybe she Is friends with Tom’s fake Canadian girlfriend.

 

9 hours ago, AZChristian said:

Maybe they're the same Canadian!!!

Plot twist - they are the same Canadian and her name is Lana!

14 hours ago, AZChristian said:

If history teaches us anything, we can be sure that the men themselves may not be there, but they will be mentioned in every episode.

Tom and Darcy live rent free inside Darcy's head

But real talk, Jesse calling himself a sugar daddy to a woman 20+ years older than him makes him look pathetic.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

13 hours ago, Mothra said:

Jesse's girlfriend is a model who lives in Canada.  <snort>

Maybe he and Tom are sharing the same woman?

Should have read ahead. You guys beat me to it.

Edited July 3, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[DutchbutnoJesse]

Maybe Jesse can start his own Jerry Springer show with the twist that participants should be +75 yo?

[DutchbutnoJesse]

And as I heard that is now a self proclaimed poet, I guess his poems will not exceed the level of:

 

"My nam is Tom. TomTom. 

I show you the way.

The road is short;

Turn left as

There is the canyon..."

Edited July 3, 2020 by DutchbutnoJesse

[Joan of Argh]

22 hours ago, Meowwww said:

Yeah, but is that even true?  

Exactly.. Who knows... she posted a bunch of pics of herself opening all the gifts and had them on display.

But I guess she could have staged it and bought it all herself... 

[Meowwww]

20 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

Exactly.. Who knows... she posted a bunch of pics of herself opening all the gifts and had them on display.

But I guess she could have staged it and bought it all herself... 

I mean....Tom staged all those pics....

[mamadrama]

On 7/3/2020 at 9:02 PM, Joan of Argh said:

Exactly.. Who knows... she posted a bunch of pics of herself opening all the gifts and had them on display.

But I guess she could have staged it and bought it all herself... 

Well, her son IS the best at pretending to have expensive shit that's not his...

But wait a sec. Let's say that it's true... When my readers found out about me having COVID, they started sending me Tylenol PM, heating pads, NyQuil, and Gatorade. You mean I coulda been registering for Hermes and shit? Damn it! Oh well, there's always the flu. Fingers crossed! 😉