S09.E22: Reunion Part 1

[KungFuBunny]

The women gather to settle their grievances, but Lisa Vanderpump is a no-show, setting Kyle off; Denise reflects on her roller-coaster year; Erika and Lisa Rinna reveal some naughty secrets about their husbands; Dorit calls out Teddi’s betrayal.

Airs 7/16/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[langford peel]

Ok the official drinking game is that every time someone says Lisa Vanderpump you take a drink. You will be plastered and asleep in ten minute so you will not have to endure the rancid bitter nonsense of these worthless bitch on an express ride to oblivion.

I will enjoy watching the YouTube clips of that self-righteous snake Dorito turning on the hapless Teddi. I admit that will be entertaining!

Edited July 14, 2019 by langford peel

[Chit Chat]

7 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

The women gather to settle their grievances, but Lisa Vanderpump is a no-show, setting Kyle off;

What else is new!  I will record the reunion, but will wait to read the forums before watching it.  If it turns into one big LVP pile-on, then I won't watch it.  The ladies have bitched about LVP the entire season, so there's no need to waste my time seeing them gripe about her some more.  They'll most certainly complain that she didn't come face them, but why should she?  There's no way they would sit there quietly and calmly and let her explain herself.  They'd all be jumping down her throat.  LVP made it quite clear that she is done with them.  Surely they got the memo!  

To the HWs ladies, there's no need to beat the horse deader than it already is.  Please, for the love, find something else to talk about other than LVP.  I'm begging you!  And anything besides how well-hung Aaron is.   Maybe Denise can bring Charlie Sheen in for a chat.  Wouldn't that liven things up?  😉  

[nexxie]

Camille’s claws come out at the reunion...

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/rhobh-reunion-camille-implies-she-works-harder-than-denise/

https://www.allabouttrh.com/2019/07/15/the-juicy-scoop-on-camille-grammers-particularly-bad-moment-at-the-rhobh-s9-reunion/

[RealHousewife]

18 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Camille’s claws come out at the reunion...

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/rhobh-reunion-camille-implies-she-works-harder-than-denise/

https://www.allabouttrh.com/2019/07/15/the-juicy-scoop-on-camille-grammers-particularly-bad-moment-at-the-rhobh-s9-reunion/

I think she’s had her claws out for awhile...

[nexxie]

1 hour ago, RealHousewife said:

I think she’s had her claws out for awhile...

[nexxie]

Get ready!

[twilightzone]

On ‎7‎/‎14‎/‎2019 at 5:06 PM, ChitChat said:

They'll most certainly complain that she didn't come face them, but why should she?  There's no way they would sit there quietly and calmly and let her explain herself.  They'd all be jumping down her throat.  LVP made it quite clear that she is done with them.  Surely they got the memo!   😉  

Well, it was LVP who complained about Adrienne ditching the reunion.  And Camille showed up, even though she knew she would get piled on.  Ironically, LVP couldn't be bothered to go to Camille's wedding, yet flew all the way back from London to attend grifter Jax's, even though her mother just died.  I am tired of her playing the perpetual victim.  Good Riddance!

Edited July 16, 2019 by twilightzone

[heatherchandler]

4 hours ago, nexxie said:

Get ready!

What's green on the popcorn?

[nexxie]

The plain stuff in the big bucket would be more my thing, but I chose the pic because it’s so over-the-top. Supposed to be “Everything-Bagel Popcorn” but the recipe doesn’t mention the green stuff, so who knows.

“At The Riddler in San Francisco, Jen Pelka offers different flavored popcorns to snack on while drinking Champagne. The one here is seasoned like an everything bagel, with caraway, sesame, onion, garlic and flaky salt. It’s irresistible.”

https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/everything-bagel-popcorn

[Natalie68]

28 minutes ago, nexxie said:

The plain stuff in the big bucket would be more my thing, but I chose the pic because it’s so over-the-top. Supposed to be “Everything-Bagel Popcorn” but the recipe doesn’t mention the green stuff, so who knows.

“At The Riddler in San Francisco, Jen Pelka offers different flavored popcorns to snack on while drinking Champagne. The one here is seasoned like an everything bagel, with caraway, sesame, onion, garlic and flaky salt. It’s irresistible.”

https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/everything-bagel-popcorn

I was JUST thinking about putting my Everything topping on popcorn!  It is also really good on avo toast.  Now I want popcorn.  HA!

[oceanview]

1 hour ago, twilightzone said:

Well, it was LVP who complained about Adrienne ditching the reunion.  And Camille showed up, even though she knew she would get piled on.  Ironically, LVP couldn't be bothered to go to Camille's wedding, yet flew all the way back from London to attend grifter Jax's, even though her mother just died.  I am tired of her playing the perpetual victim.  Good Riddance!

I thought LVP was going to be the officiant for Jax and Brittany.  Read that a long time ago  but could have cared less, so I did not watch.  If that is the  case,  I am sure she did not  want to disappoint the couple because of the loss of her mother, on short notice.

[Kiss my mutt]

Camille was born with claws

[dosodog]

 

I for one am hoping for moments that make me go:

 

I doubt Andy is really going to ask pointed questions, maybe a few, but I'd like a good old fashioned smackdown on just about everybody. 

 

[jaybird2]

6 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Camille was born with claws

so was lisa rinna.  i can't stand any of these women but especially lisa rinna.  she thinks she's so funny

[Mindthinkr]

Dorit must have hit a final sale at Sally’s Beauty Supplies as she seems to have bought the rest of their stock on razzle dazzled hair clips. 

[Straycat80]

I keep expecting Dorinda from NYC to jump out and yell CLIP at Dorito. 

[QQQQ]

I guess it's audio only for me, 'cuz I've been blinded by Rinna and Kyle's dresses.

[Mindthinkr]

Erika’s make up and hair looked flawless. 

[Stats Queen]

I really can’t communicate how much I dislike Satan Andy. 

So the episode starts with him FaceTiming His buddy Anderson Cooper. Really, already way too much of Anderson Copper on my TV. 

How dare Andy compare anyone to my beloved Mrs. Whiggins. RIP my favorite Tim Conway.

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Dorit must have hit a final sale at Sally’s Beauty Supplies as she seems to have bought the rest of their stock on razzle dazzled hair clips. 

Why am I picturing PK and Dorit walking into a "Claire's Accessories"? While Dorit distracts the salespeople, PK is stuffing an entire rack of hair clips into an empty Lay's Potato Chips bag

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Well, it's clear that the producers weren't thrilled with LVP's bailing last minute - by playing the whole clip about Adrienne Maloof, they made it clear that they want people to think LVP is a hypocrite. 

[nexxie]

Kyle got it exactly right - LVP can’t face them because she was unmasked.

[RealHousewife]

3 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Erika’s make up and hair looked flawless. 

She looks so beautiful. I think Erika is one of the most beautiful women in the entire franchise. 

[Straycat80]

So much drama about LVP not being there. The women just want her there to jump all over her.  Nice fake out with the car...and Camille gets out. 

Edited July 17, 2019 by Straycat80

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Six degrees of Nicollette Sheridan. 

Edited July 17, 2019 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Mindthinkr]

Dorit doesn’t have enough chest muscle to support the size breast implants she chose. So they sag in a unflattering way. Someone should be truthful with her and tell her she doesn’t look her best letting them all hang out. 

I’m not specifically trying to harp on Dorit. 

Edited July 17, 2019 by Mindthinkr

[BluBrd47]

Good Lordy Camille brought her rent-a-friend to the reunion???

Kimber’s plastic surgery is as bad as Adrienne’s or Brandi’s.

[endure]

What these phoney bitches fail to realize is LVP doesn't need any of them or this show.  And Andy quit being such a shit stirrer.

[RealHousewife]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Dorit doesn’t have enough chest muscle to support the size breast implants she chose. So they sag in a unflattering way. Someone should be truthful with her and tell her she doesn’t look her best letting them all hang out. 

I’m not specifically trying to harp on Dorit. 

Erika's breast implants are the best. They don't scream fake. 

[Bronzedog]

They really eviscerated LVP, then moved on to Nicolette Sheridan.  Obviously the season was a bust because they really aren't touching on anything that happened yet.

[JD5166]

Such good friends, yet nobody has asked Denise these questions about Eloise before? Phony bitches. 

[nexxie]

HA! A question about Dorit’s gigantic breast implants!

[chenoa333]

Denise looked so pretty. Kyle looks like she got hair extensions.  And Rinna and Kyle wearing the exact same color dresses was funny! Don't these women who are allegedly "friends", ever consult each other before the reunion to find out what the others are wearing? The neon yellow/lime green is blinding me!😁

[mwell345]

Andy should spend the reunion just talking to Denise Richards.  She’s more interesting than the rest of them combined.  

[FlyingEgret]

Good for Denise for having that kind of relationship with Charlie.  Seems very healthy for them and their kids. 

Now on to the non-healthy portion of the reunion...

[Wicked]

Dorit's body make up is distracting.

[RealHousewife]

It's heartbreaking that kids are being mean to Eloise. 

[snarts]

Tried, can't watch. Unmasked my ass, Kyle. If anything, these twats have shown their true colors.

Someone please tell me the minute mark where Andy calls Teddi a liar to her face, that's the one moment I want to see.

[nexxie]

Rinna’s mouth looks even more like a baboon’s ass than usual - that outlining!

[itsadryheat]

Kyle is sure impressed with herself. 

[JD5166]

I’m going to do this today...because if it’s not on camera, it didn’t happen. 🙄

[chewycandy]

Dorit’s younger than Erika, no? She looks way older. Erika’s skin is insane. 

Denise looks adorable, Kyle looks wrinkly and greasy. 

[nexxie]

Interesting that Erika says Kyle is the glue that keeps them together - that’s how I’ve always seen her, sort of like the hostess at a party.

[ivygirl]

23 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

I guess it's audio only for me, 'cuz I've been blinded by Rinna and Kyle's dresses.

I said this elsewhere but geez, those dresses throw off the color balance on my tv!!!

Side note, best popcorn ever: Holstein’s at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas!

[Choco9]

This is a total snoozefest so far.  Old news about Nicolette Sheridan, who isn't even on the show, talking about Denise's kids and (shocker) Charlie Sheen, and Kyle being a hot mess.

[Choco9]

And no, Kyle, LVP isn't there because she doesn't count you guys as friends anymore and has no desire to see you or film a show with you.  

[mwell345]

Between Dorit’s fake tears and Ericka’s “all hail Kyle, the Queen” - I don’t know how much longer I’ll last.  

[Straycat80]

Oh great, a clip of Mauricio higher than a kite. 

[endure]

21 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

She looks so beautiful. I think Erika is one of the most beautiful women in the entire franchise. 

Way too much make-up for me to determine how she looks.....