S09.E19: Thirst Impressions

[KungFuBunny]

In Provence, France, an excursion features wine and laughs; Teddi and Kyle overindulge, leading to a night of revelations, tears, and chaos; Denise and Camille return to their homes for the first time since wildfires upended their lives.

Airs 6/18/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[nexxie]

Ready!

[langford peel]

It will be instructive to see the crocodile tears of these worthless bitches as they pretend to commiserate with Camille to later gang up and destroy  her in the reunion since they couldn’t get at LVP.

Camille made a huge error in thinking that any of these women had a drop of human kindness in their silicone enhanced breasts.

They will ramp up the phony to warp speed.

Edited June 18, 2019 by langford peel

[RealHousewife]

24 minutes ago, langford peel said:

Camille made a huge error in thinking that any of these women had a drop of human kindness in their silicone enhanced breasts.

You are too funny. 😂

I’m with the ladies in finding Camille confusing. It’s hard to tell where you stand with her. But I really hope we don’t see another gang-up. I always feel for the person on the receiving end of it, even if the other party had some valid grievances. 

[langford peel]

I think the hypocrisy will be overwhelming when see them pretend to care about her house this episode when we know they want to rip her a new one and will do so in the reunion.

[FairyDusted]

Well I went through a pound of ham and various cheese selections eating grilled sandwiches and plates of fries this week. Way better than the Below Deck Med fare for fucking sure!

[ParadoxLost]

3 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

You are too funny. 😂

I’m with the ladies in finding Camille confusing. It’s hard to tell where you stand with her. But I really hope we don’t see another gang-up. I always feel for the person on the receiving end of it, even if the other party had some valid grievances. 

Camille isn't confusing the ladies.  They are two faced and hiding an agenda.

There isn't one thing Camille has said about Teddi that Erika and Dorit didn't repeat ad nauseum all last season to anyone who would listen.

Camille has reservations about Dorit.  I'm shocked I tell you... not at all.  Dorit said vile things too and about Camille last season.  I'm shocked Camille can keep up any pretense of liking Dorit.

But supposedly they have beef because Camille is being civil to their faces and talking behind their backs.  But I don't think it would be any different if Camille was upfront about it.

Their real beef with Camille is that she's not being consistently on their side in the fight with LvP.  That includes not pretending that Teddi and Dorit are paragons all the time and not calling out LvP when she doesn't attend various events.  

3 hours ago, langford peel said:

It will be instructive to see the crocodile tears of these worthless bitches as they pretend to commiserate with Camille to later gang up and destroy  her in the reunion since they couldn’t get at LVP.

Yes, this is going to be the most interesting thing about this episode.

[nexxie]

Good grief, it’s perfectly normal to have empathy about someone losing her home and also to hold her accountable for two-faced behavior.

(Just as it’s perfectly normal to have empathy about someone losing her brother and also to hold her accountable for manipulative behavior.)

Edited June 18, 2019 by nexxie

[dosodog]

Ho wives aren't normal......

 

[MatildaMoody]

39 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Good grief, it’s perfectly normal to have empathy about someone losing her home and also to hold her accountable for two-faced behavior.

(Just as it’s perfectly normal to have empathy about someone losing her brother and also to hold her accountable for manipulative behavior.)

If only that were true of the Housewives. It would then be a magnificent show to watch. We would never be lamenting "why am I watching this show" or talking about how we can't let go of it even though we fast forward through the majority of it. 

NONE of these women are empathetic with each other. They are ALL about their agenda. For most of them, that agenda is about staying on the show. 

Camille wasn't being two-faced. She was being polite to Dorit and Teddi even though she doesn't care for them. For me, that's called being an adult. 

So much of what these women call out as two-faced or shady behavior is just what normal people consider being polite to a person while also being honest with the people they trust about how they actually feel about that person.

Nothing that Camille said about Dorit was two-faced. She had her own issues and suspicions about Dorit but remained polite and gracious to her. That she confided in Lisa Rinna something that ANYONE with eyes (including Rinna the season before) could see, was just being a normal person who has to interact with someone shady. 

The problem with the show is the lack of nuance. Camille wasn't being two-faced. She was being polite to Dorit and Teddi. The fact that she disagreed with the group is what made her odd woman out. And her only saving grace is that her house burned down so the women saved their attacks for the reunion. 

Edited June 18, 2019 by MatildaMoody

[nexxie]

Wonder why they didn’t evacuate people by boat from the Malibu pier - maybe they would have eventually if people couldn’t get out.

[KungFuBunny]

I was pleasantly surprised that the inside of Denise's house didn't have more soot.

She was super lucky

[FlyingEgret]

I'm actually surprised Camille was allowed to walk around her property.  That house did not look stable

[TexasGal]

Ok, I get migraines so I understand that Erika is miserable.  In fact, I had one earlier today that is finally letting up enough for me to be able to watch tv.  (And this is what I’m watching, hah!)

But she could have maybe explained herself instead of just being a raging miserable bitch to everyone at breakfast.  Unless perhaps she’s not telling the truth in her talking head.

[renatae]

This should be interesting. Teddi "can't be everyone's moral compass!" Holey moley, whatever gave her such an egotistical impression of herself? No wonder she's always inserting herself into everyone's conversations.

[nexxie]

When doesn’t Erika get irritated - that’s one thorny chick!

[mwell345]

Migraine or no migraine - Erika Jane is over these women.

[Straycat80]

No wonder the French think of us as ugly Americans. 

[renatae]

Wow, Kyle finally made a decent chapeau choice when she went to the Chateau E. Looks nice on her with those sunglasses.

[Jack Terrier]

And buzzkill Erika returns.  She’s just so fun. 🙄

[TexasGal]

It wasn’t so much just that Rinna was imitating you at Kyle’s party, Erika, it was that she was using that imitation as a way to be exceedingly rude to Kyle’s sister.  Nuance is tough, n’est-ce pas?

The “it’s a bee” imitation and clip series was ah-mazing!

[Straycat80]

I’d rather watch them shit faced and laughing than watching them bickering about stupid stuff like whether or not Erika was offended by Rinna impersonating her. 

[QQQQ]

The impressions and clips were the most fun I've had with the show this season! Spot on!

[mwell345]

Here’s why they care Rinna:  

LVP is not there to kick around, so you all  planned to kick Camille around but her house burnt down...so you drew the short straw.

That’s how it works.

[Straycat80]

No Erika this group of women will not be your friends because they are all out for themselves. And there up is jealousy, listen to Dorito bitch about Kyle and Teddy being close friends, so what. That sounded like jealousy to me. 

And don’t blame LVP for being the dark cloud. Everyone has been the dark cloud of the group at one time or another, even Erika. 

[njbchlover]

Fuck off, Erika!  You're the fucking black cloud over this group!  Maybe it's your cold personality and standoffish ways that prevented LVP from being friends with you.  Maybe it's your own deep-seeded insecurities that you hide and cover up with a bitchy attitude that make you think that LVP is a black cloud.  

And, as far as I can see, each and every one of you are jealous of at least one other person in this group.  

[nexxie]

Wonder if Kyle and Teddi suspect that both Erika Jayne and Erika Girardi are frauds when it comes to emotions - I’ve thought that since she first showed up. 

[Rhetorica]

The best part of this episode was the imitations.  The ladies weren't offended and it was just a giggle fest! 

[Gem 10]

28 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Ok, I get migraines so I understand that Erika is miserable.  In fact, I had one earlier today that is finally letting up enough for me to be able to watch tv.  (And this is what I’m watching, hah!)

But she could have maybe explained herself instead of just being a raging miserable bitch to everyone at breakfast.  Unless perhaps she’s not telling the truth in her talking head.

I don’t think it was the migraine.  Erika had a puss on practically the whole time.  She looked annoyed at all of them for some reason.

[njbchlover]

And, I don't give a shit what Erika says, she does NOT like being imitated at all.  Migraine or no migraine, she was full-on pissed off that whole trip to the vineyard.  

Oh, and speaking of the vineyard trip - just WHEN did Kyle make the plans for this?  I noticed that there were only five seats in that helicopter, so it had to have been after she found out that Camille and Denise were not going to be able to go.  

[Straycat80]

Nitpicky observation: again, everyone is wearing all black. Kyle did not get the memo, she is wearing a green top. 

I think Erika is over these bitches too. 

[esco1822]

Kyle looks like a Pomeranian I’m her TH’s with that blue top on. Not a good look for her.

[JD5166]

Hmmmm....are you trying to push me out? You mean like they did Lisa V? Interesting. Don’t tell me this wasn’t a set up from the beginning. 

[esco1822]

Ohhhhhh my lord, can these ladies not see Rinna stirring the shit? She’s like a human Kitchen Aid!!  She wants to be Erika’s only ally. She wants these women to have conflict with her.

[whydoievencare]

Rinna plays RunTellDat right in front of everyone - is she getting extra money to do that? She does it all the time.  And then she tries to play all sides until she spills the tea again.  And, this is really petty, but Kyle's ass and thighs looked HUGE when she was on Erica's bed.  And why does Teddi think she has to be the moral compass of the group - how fucking pompous of her.  And I rolled my eyes hard when they showed the scene from Erica's first season talking about how she doesn't have a group of women friends - and now she says she feels "safe" since VDP is gone but she is till acting standoffish and prickly.  

[Keywestclubkid]

she’s lying because she doesn’t feel the way you want her to? This is the base of your argument?? GOOD GOD teddy and Kyle drop the fucking thing ....you harp the topic to death then get upset when she gets upset at you not letting it go. This is all in Kyle and teddies head alone seriously 

Edited June 19, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[Stats Queen]

Kyle sucks.

She doesn’t let anything go. Erika opened up, lowered some of that closed wall she had been keeping up and you just crapped all over her.

Teddi you aren’t even your own moral compass.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

IDK what they’re even fighting about this show sucks idk and idc anymore! So drunk so sloppy and so lame. 

[njbchlover]

And, fuck off to you, too, Teddi!  You just want everything to be great all the time?  Gee - where were those thoughts and fake tears when you were slamming Lisa Vanderpump all over the place?  

These women have me sooo infuriated tonight - such phony, fake bitches!  I'm not enjoying drunk Kyle or drunk Teddi (or drunk Rinna, for that matter).  

[mwell345]

Erika doesn’t want to sit there and listen to the same thing over and over.

Welcome to our world, Erika.

[Thumper]

Awwww man, Teddi -- don't confide in Rinna.  She is going to use it.

[njbchlover]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she’s lying because she doesn’t feel the way you want her to? This is the base of your argument?? GOOD GOD teddy and Kyle drop the fucking thing ....you harp the topic to death then get upset when she gets upset at you not letting it go. This is all in Kyle and teddies head alone seriously 

I seriously could not understand any of that.  She just wants everyone to think they way she does because she cannot understand that anyone else's thoughts or opinions may be valid. 

Teddi is so annoying and thinking that SHE is the moral compass of everyone?  

These women really know how to completely ruin an absolutely beautiful vacation.  

[Straycat80]

Ok, now this is kind of funny watching all the drunk shenanigans. I’ll bet the staff of this chateau are counting down the hours until they check out. 

[Pickles]

Kyle's leather/pleather pants are doing her no favors. 

[FlyingEgret]

I certainly hope Miss Accountability Coach recorded that chip on her food log...

[WaltersHair]

I've been gone since Dubai.

Rinna you are not LVP and will never be LVP. And I can't stand LVP.

Oh for the days of bad vaping psychic dinners with the morally corrupt Faye Resnick.

[chewycandy]

Ha! Dorit with her “what’s your name again?”

[BluBrd47]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I've been gone since Dubai.

Rinna you are not LVP and will never be LVP. And I can't stand LVP.

Oh for the days of bad vaping psychic dinners with the morally corrupt Faye Resnick.

TMCFR is back next week. 🤮🤮🤮

[njbchlover]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Ok, now this is kind of funny watching all the drunk shenanigans. I’ll bet the staff of this chateau are counting down the hours until they check out. 

Usually, we don't see such drunken shenanigans from the Beverly Hills housewives.  I guess being in a chateau with nowhere to escape to, and the film crew being there - we finally get to see what happens.

I still really dislike most of these women, and Erika, Teddi and Rinna are high on my list tonight.  Amazingly, Dorit has not overly annoyed me this trip.  

[chewycandy]

7 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

These women have me sooo infuriated tonight - such phony, fake bitches! 

This.