S11.E07: It's Kind of a Phone-y Story

[OnceSane]

Bethenny tells Dorinda about receiving a sign from Dennis; Tinsley and Luann have heart to heart over the death of Tinsley's father; when Bethenny hosts a dinner party in the city, a light-hearted game of truth or dare takes a dark turn for Tinsley.

Airs April 17, 2019.

[KungFuBunny]

It's 9:00 PM!

[IKnowRight]

Shut up Barbara!🤨

[chewycandy]

Ramona to Barbara: “You can just listen.” 

Yesssss

[bosawks]

Yup, that 2 ounces of water is gonna sober Sonja right up.

[whydoievencare]

Did anyone see actual tears coming from Sonja?  I'm not sure that I did.

[Mindthinkr]

I never thought that Ramona would be a voice of reason. 

Bethenny: Sonja needs a muzzle? I can see other things that should be addressed first.  Finish dinner Bethenny before you discuss after dinner looks. 

[bosawks]

I seriously want to attend a dinner party where Ramona shows up in a satin handkerchief and stilettos.

Just once in my life.

[pieinmyeye]

Did Luann just leave in her nightgown?

[Straycat80]

WTF Ramona! Talk about growing old gracefully. Not! 

Edited April 18, 2019 by Straycat80

[bosawks]

Metaphorically Babs might as well not unpack for the season....

[Mindthinkr]

Dorinda out walking looks good. 

[Straycat80]

This is what I like about these crazy bitches, they fight, then drink, get over it, and all is well. Go away Barbara you are not apple worthy. 

[bravofan27]

Now Bethanny  is getting messages from DEAD DENNIS!?! I have to laugh. I'm a religious person, but I'm pretty familiar with laws of physics, Like the law of mass. I can't believe Bethy isn't aware of it. That was SO DUMB! She must really think Dorinda is a dodo to try that one one her.

[biakbiak]

1 minute ago, bravofan27 said:

She must really think Dorinda is a dodo to try that one one her.

Well Richard sent Dorinda a balloon from the great beyond.

[LilaFowler]

"Look at how he looked at me." Classic NPD.

Bethenny is back to filming with the help as she has no friends.

[Keywestclubkid]

Stop doing this on the show Bethany it’s coming across has very disingenuous and fake. 

[chewycandy]

What does Lu need a blow out for, her hair looks perfect lol 

[bosawks]

I would think most people after death if they were given the chance to travel between realms to communicate with a loved one they would use the opportunity to say their loved one looked good....

[bravofan27]

4 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

"Look at how he looked at me." Classic NPD.

Bethenny is back to filming with the help as she has no friends.

Bethanny seems  to legitimately hate people so I'm not surprised she has no friends. She has the friend repelling quality/ability/talent to immediately scope out any and all weaknesses in people. And call them out. Spitefully.  Tinsely and Sonja have sweeter personalities and dispositions where they default to liking people and assume good intentions. There is Ramona and Luanne that just don't give a shit about other people period. But Bethanny seems to have an opinion, a NEGATIVE one, about everyone, whether they have interacted with her, asked her, know her, etc. It makes her look very needy and desperate for attention. Like she doesn't know how to get people to talk to her or like her unless she's schooling them about the intentions or fuckedupness of someone else. 

This is off the subject but I bought some skinny girl underwear with tummy control at TJ Maxx in Mrytle Beach yesterday. I'm wearing them now. It was a pack of three on clearance for $6.00. GREAT DEAL. They were good quality. Highly recommend at retail, but a steal at clearance. 

Edited April 18, 2019 by bravofan27

[TexasGal]

I know that everyone grieves differently, but if you don’t want to be filmed crying Bethenny then maybe don’t dig out notes and pictures that will make you cry.  When the cameras are there.

Also, I didn’t realize that the reason you help people is so that you can lord it over them forever. 

[pieinmyeye]

I’d rather have a dog in my salon than Luann.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, bosawks said:

I would think most people after death if they were given the chance to travel between realms to communicate with a loved one they would use the opportunity to say their loved one looked good....

Most would come back to tell their children that they love them...not to feed into a lovers ego. 

[Straycat80]

Good God Bethenny needs to stop. I feel bad for Dennis’ kids having to hear that their deceased Father is trying to contact his ex-GF from the great beyond. And Bethenny is already dating some other guy.  I would say she’s moved on. 

[chewycandy]

Sweet Coco. And Ramona turned human for a second saying that Coco doesn’t have too much time left. Awww 😞

[bosawks]

Beth was able to work Dead Dennis, Dead Cookie and the non-engagement engagement into one sentence.

Love or hate her that’s pretty damn impressive.

[Keywestclubkid]

Omg I HATE Luanne 

[Steph J]

22 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

Ramona to Barbara: “You can just listen.” 

Yesssss

Jesus, when Ramona Singer of all people is telling you that you should shut up and she's right...

[Stats Queen]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Omg I HATE Luanne 

Me too. I used to like her, silly me.

[bosawks]

Lu saying she doesn’t give a shit was the most honest she’s ever been.

This episode is like a race to the sewer between Beth and Lu.

[Keywestclubkid]

Hahaha the saleswomans face and rolling her eyes when they walked out of her flower shop 

[Mindthinkr]

I am over Luanne and her ego. 

Somehow I don’t see her having a redemption arc because y’all know she’s above that.  My how all this pseudo fame has gone to her head. Forget statement necklaces. She needs a headband brand lol. 

[bravofan27]

5 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

I know that everyone grieves differently, but if you don’t want to be filmed crying Bethenny then maybe don’t dig out notes and pictures that will make you cry.  When the cameras are there.

Also, I didn’t realize that the reason you help people is so that you can lord it over them forever. 

People who don't want to help, didn't want to help, felt obligated to help, hold a grudge. Grudges last forever. 

[chewycandy]

Tinsley has had dark things happen in her life...and she seems to handle them with as much grace as she can...respect 

[bosawks]

Someone should remind Lu that being an entitled bitch isn’t a disease it’s a choice....

[Stats Queen]

You know, Luann is so much better than us mere mortals. 

If we pitch in an send her a hover car, will she hover away to another planet and leave us in peace. Maybe Planet Cabaret

[Maire]

Bethenny’s poor housekeeper 🙄 she deserves a raise!

[FlyingEgret]

Is it possible that Lu finally gets it?  "The hardest part of sobriety is not drinking." 

At least she doesn't think the hardest part is figuring out what to wear...

[JAYJAY1979]

Barbara isnt worth an apple..but neither is half the cast.  Can we revamp the show again?

[TexasGal]

Holy belly button Bethenny!

(and yes, I’m totally jealous of her flat belly)

[chewycandy]

Yeah, Bethenny does look good. 

[JD5166]

Last summer, B? Seriously dating??? Weren’t you ENG-HA-GED?! 😒

[Keywestclubkid]

You dated serious last summer? You mean when Denise was alive? The man you are fake mourning to have a storyline this season? Where you wearing that fake ass engagement ring when you were serious with this other guy Bethany? You are a disgusting human being  using Denise in one breath for sympathy and in the next showing you didn’t care for the man at all. 

Edited April 18, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[Stats Queen]

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

Someone should remind Lu that being an entitled bitch isn’t a disease it’s a choice....

I’ve had rheumatoid arthritis since I was 13 years old. I have a disease not caused by my decisions but by genetics. How I manage my disease is up to me. 

How Luann manages her disease is up to her, but to equate it with me or others having chronic or life threatening diseases that they had no control over getting is insulting.

I’m not minimizing her addiction or how hard it is to deal with it, but she’s minimizing the diseases of many, many people when she conflates the two and uses it as an excuse.

[bosawks]

Oh, yay, Barbara is here.....

[Dance4Life]

Lu is going to have a rude awakening watching these last few episodes.

She thinks her Fish Room tantrum was cute and funny.

But, it was anything...but!

Puta descarada!!!!

(Shameless ho-bag)

[Emmeline]

Ha!  All the ladies look so glamorous at Bethenny’s party and Sponge Barb Square Bod walks in.

Edited April 18, 2019 by Emmeline

[JD5166]

Beth is the Catherine Zeta Jones characters in High Fidelity right now! Outfit and all! Hiiiiiiii Sugar Bear....showing my age!

[nexxie]

Looks like being late makes Lu feel special - what an ass!

[chewycandy]

BURN, Dorinda!