S09.E09: A Wolf In Camille’s Clothing

[njbchlover]

19 minutes ago, tranquilidade said:

Why did Dorit dress like that to have lunch with the gaggle of geese I mean girls?  Holy inappropriateness!

When Dorit was walking into that restaurant, she looked like a hooker strutting for her next john (well, maybe she was searching for a replacement for PK - he has diabetes, after all-you know - the kind of Type 2 diabetes than can change to Type 1).  

Not that this excuses that hot mess of a trashy, whorish outfit, but I think they were meeting for dinner.  

Edited April 10, 2019 by njbchlover

[Psycho Suzy]

My random thoughts on what will be the last Beverly Hills episode I watch, and I've watched since the beginning:

✓ Dear God, Dorit's outfits and hairstyles look so fucking stupid!! Go away, you horrible, ignorant, piece of shit grifter. Go. The. Fuck. Away. 

✓ All y'all nodding and agreeing with said dumbass look just as stupid. She will not feel bad because she did nothing wrong. You almost murdered a puppy you stupid stupid twit.

✓ Denice is adorable. Love her and her cool, casual style. 

[Pattycake2]

Seeing giggy’s little face popping up over the counter and Lisa’s pink tea kettle was Everything!  Did y’all notice that Rinna said her party for Denise was planned for Next Friday, not this Friday and was being planned for the same night as lvp’s birthday party?  And yet they all expected to be invited?  Serious timeline problems and production set up.  

[Jel]

8 minutes ago, KLJ said:

Totally fucked.  Plus did Kyle forget to mention that LVP swore on her kids she didn’t plant the story?

For all we know, the producers suggested LVP call Denise.  

Shocked at Camille’s comments about LVP.  Shouldn’t be though.

There is not enough room in Kyle's head for all of those facts. She's got the splits section, the ponytail twirling lobe, the corpus houseus stealingus, the sucking up to any potential client for her husband formation -- there's just no room. 

[Kiki777]

2 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

When Dorit was walking into that restaurant, she looked like a hooker strutting for her next john (well, maybe she was????).  

Well she needs a new husband when her current one succumbs to Type 5 Diabetes.

[laffytaffy997]

25 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Why did they want to be invited - so that they could all decline the invitation, or so they could all sit in a corner at TomTom and talk about how ballsy it is of LVP for inviting them when she knew they were all upset with her?  GMAFB!!  

Then they would question why she is pretending nothing is wrong when there’s issues among the them.

Funniest part of the episode was Dorit’s face when she found out Denise was invited to Lisa’s party. 

[Psycho Suzy]

Oh, and I rewound 4 times, and still couldn't determine if that was Nicole Kidman at Lisa's party?

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Jel said:

You know, Lisa might have simply forgotten that she'd made a plan with Denise. She's got a lot on her mind, she was taking anti depressants, she's getting older...people forget stuff sometimes.

That seems more likely if she arranged it before the fighting or if LvP's memory was jogged when she saw Denise was there.

But the timeline for arranging the party seems to have been short and Denise invented an excuse for being there.  Why would Denise pretend that she just spontaneously stopped by even if LvP legitimately forgot.

[breezy424]

Camille's comments about LVP were payback for the Taylor incident.  And....it's not she was LVP's hygienist.  She notices these things.  I don't think  LVP would have a problem mentioning something like that about someone else - using British humor of course.

It was grade school on both sides  regarding what happened with doggygate.  LVP in the kitchen talking about it with Ken.  She really was gleeful.  Kyle was sad.

Too much Dorit and PK.  Too much Dorit's breasts.  They're disturbing.

LVP's BD party was kind of sad.   And poor Denise.  Awkward.  Where was the other Tom?

Edited April 10, 2019 by breezy424

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, Steph J said:

What would be the point of doing something if she couldn't draw people's attention to it/her?

I'm kind of loving Denise. For someone who's been in Hollywood for so long she seems pretty down to earth and aware of how ridiculous a lot of it all is.

I'm still withholding judgement on Denise.  She seems like she's getting ready to get involved in all this bullshit, and I'm not loving that about her.

[RealHousewife]

11 minutes ago, Jel said:

Someone in one of these BH threads said that s/he though season one Camille was the real Camille.

I do not remember who it was, but my hat is off to you, dear PTVer Primetimer!

Yeah, unfortunately that is what it's looking like, sad.

I know Lisa is a gorgeous woman with a beautiful life, but she is human. Friends mocking you like that would hurt anybody. 

[Jel]

1 minute ago, ParadoxLost said:

That seems more likely if she arranged it before the fighting or if LvP's memory was jogged when she saw Denise was there.

But the timeline for arranging the party seems to have been short and Denise invented an excuse for being there.  Why would Denise pretend that she just spontaneously stopped by even if LvP legitimately forgot.

The timeline was very short for sure. I see it like this:

Possibility 1) I don't think Denise forgot. She just has better manners than Teddi (who'll berate you for an hour for being 30 minutes late), and so she didn't say Um hellew, you invited me, remember? making Lisa feel uncomfortable and embarrassed for forgetting.

Or 2) Denise was just really uncomfortable herself and doesn't like confrontation so she just pretended it wasn't happening like it was.

[Bronzedog]

I thought I saw Terry DuBois(?) at Lisa's party.

LVP is on WWHL and when Andy asked her how long she had known Dorit and Lisa answered, "Perhaps too long."

[njbchlover]

21 minutes ago, laffytaffy997 said:

Then they would question why she is pretending nothing is wrong when there’s issues among the them.

Funniest part of the episode was Dorit’s face when she found out Denise was invited to Lisa’s party. 

I cannot believe that Dorit, after all the trashtalking and lies she's been spewing about LVP seriously expected to be invited to Lisa's party!!  

PK, as much as I cannot stand him, did seem to understand why they weren't invited, but his freaking wife seemed extremely chuffed about it.

(See what I did there - LVP must have made me say that, because "chuffed" is a British word.)    😉

Edited April 10, 2019 by njbchlover

[chewycandy]

33 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Kyle told the story of her argument with LVP from her point of view, which was decidedly skewed, and omitted several important parts of the conversation (that we saw on film, anyway).  Of course that was the way she was going to tell it, especially to the captive audience of she-wolves she was with that night.

Plus Aaron, who kind of looks wolfish anyway.

Denise is lovely. Lisa’s doggy teacup was cute. So was Ken, excited about his wife’s b-day. That’s all I got tonight. I’m sick of Rinna and Dorit’s wide eyes and Kyle’s hats. Counting down to RHONY. 

[bichonblitz]

This season is a 100% failure. BRAVO should make them all work for free next season. 

[njbchlover]

12 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

This season is a 100% failure. BRAVO should make them all work for free next season. 

Well, that would be one way to get rid of Rinna and Dorit (especially Dorit, because I think this paycheck is the only thing that is keeping them somewhat afloat!)  

[Callaphera]

44 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I'm still withholding judgement on Denise.  She seems like she's getting ready to get involved in all this bullshit, and I'm not loving that about her.

Denise is gonna play on both sides of the debate until she can figure out which side lets her slip in more Charlie Sheen references. 

Edited April 10, 2019 by Callaphera

[renatae]

Oh, what? Dorit is an even bigger idiot than I thought. She thinks if PK doesn't get his diabetes under control that he will go from being type 2 to type 1! I don't think she is the one to be in charge.

Such a treat to see the coven gossiping about Lisa and Dorito once again saying she did NOTHING wrong! I see they are getting close to convincing Denise regarding their calumny. At least at the point I'm at (just started watching) she is still saying "if" Lisa did this.

[goofygirl]

Oy! What a shitshow.  So, without LVP, we'll be entertained with Rinna squealing upside down doing some weirdo yoga. We'll have Kyle  & Teddi and the hat parade. We'll have Dorito and the magical mystery tour of Diabetes Type 47. Uh.. We'll have Denise's new hubs GINORMOUS penis, and Camille's editorials on periodontics. WOW! Oh, crap! I forgot! Erika Jayne and Mikey and the "Cool Kids"  pattin' the puss and generally being that hideous name on her necklace. Great.  Time to watch that Little People Family! At least they're interesting.

[TimeToCancelTM]

Kyle is the biggest piece of shit to ever hit this entire franchise! Worst then Brandi! She’s truly fucking disgusting. GET THE FUCK OUT KYLE!!! Stupid bitch! 

[Callaphera]

4 minutes ago, JuliesMommy said:

Kyle is the biggest piece of shit to ever hit this entire franchise! Worst then Brandi! She’s truly fucking disgusting. GET THE FUCK OUT KYLE!!! Stupid bitch! 

Now tell her nine more times over a twenty minute period to leave and it might finally get through to her. 

[MrsWitter]

With Dorit’s logic, PK will be headed for Type 0 Diabetes or, worse yet, Type -2 Diabetes. Dorit really needs to learn how to make a smoothie. I love smoothies and I love spinach, but that smoothie looked disgusting.

Great little Bravo wink with Dorit saying PK hates vegetables partly because his Mom did and then flash to their child complaining about dill (before he even tries it). Then PK says he doesn’t like dill either, but loves his ranch dressing. Does ranch often have dill in it or am I imagining that? 

Teddi’s face at dinner was scary. Maybe it was just editing, but she looked like she wanted to kill Denise for meeting up with LVP.

[TimeToCancelTM]

On 4/8/2019 at 7:32 PM, langford peel said:

Ken Todd sat in the warmth of the sun and put his back and dozed. He was at peace. He casually thought of the days when he ran with his friends Mick and Keith and all the rest of his mates from the old days. They were all old codgers now. Mick was going to New York for a heart operation. The Mods and the Rockers were all getting old.

This reality TV nonsense was also getting old. His beautiful wife was once again being abused by a bunch of silly cows who wouldn't have made the cut in one of his clubs back in the old days. They would have been on the other side of the velvet rope begging to gain entrance but they just weren't pretty enough or smart enough or worth his time. Then or now.

Let them post their silly posts and have their stupid games. Especially that viper Kyle. The false friend. The snake. Finally his wife has realized just how horrible she really was just as her own family had done when they ostracized her and cast her out.

So go on with your stupid meme.

Why not go stand in front of your sister’s houses. The sisters who do not talk to you. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the homes of your nieces and nephews who would not invite you to their weddings. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the shuttered and derelict boutiques that you tried to promote on the show and are now just a bundle of lawsuits and debts. GET OUT KYLE!!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the studio that canceled your vanity project where you tried to exploit the sad history of your dysfunctional family of grifters and whores who never saw a dick they wouldn't suck to get ahead.  GET OUT KYLE!!!

Why not go stand in front of the federal courthouse where your sleazy husband has to answer for his latest real estate swindle. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Enjoy your meme while you can. Ken was going to rest a little longer. Then he was going to freshen up and take one of his beloved pets under his arm. He would take the Rolls today. Or maybe the Bentley. He was meeting the love of his life. That saucy minx who he first met all those years ago. The hostess who captivated him with her beauty and wit. His partner. His love. His life. His English Rose. She was meeting him at their latest successful restaurant Tom Tom. No the second to the latest as they were flying out to Vegas to check on their latest triumph in Caesars over the weekend. They would leave these silly cows and their nonsense behind as though it never happened.

Life is good.

GET OUT KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are fucking EPIC!!! Never seen a post put together so well! 

[Reality police]

WOW! I had to back and watch again. Still cannot fathom the levels of delusion these women have. I hate to see Dorit come on the screen. The fact that she is breathing annoys me. The faces on these girls when LVP is mentioned is Nene worthy. Give me an hour of LVP and her home, critters, husband, horse, restaurants and anything else she does during the day. It has to be better than the harpies. 

I think Big Daddy said it all. 

[queenjen]

So not interested in phony Dorit in her rented ugly house with her vocal coach (PK's assistant ) doing a lame ass comedy skit with a Nutribullet. 

It also astounds me that Dorit, of all people, is the catalyst for LVP'S exit.

'Doggate' is ridiculous and I am as bored by it as i am watching yet another 'wacky' cast excursion to aerial yoga, like that's anything new. I think we're going to look back, once Dorit and PK's many creditors catches up with them and they are forced into a double wide on the outskirts of Las Vegas , and realise that in this instance, Dorit was an utter fckhole with the puppy, and LVP is for better or worse, at least an authentic 'RHoBH'. 

I cannot believe the gall of Dorit either, continuing to wear 'Beverly Beach ' logo'd attire when she owes the actual manufacturer 100s of ks!

[ShawnaLanne]

Thanks everyone who is still watching. Your commentary is so much more entertaining than the few episodes I watched this season. The only one I watched all the way through was Denise's wedding, and I didn't bother with this one and won't with the rest. They need to scrap this cast and start fresh. 

[babykin]

2 hours ago, Callaphera said:

So lemme get this straight: someone is told that everyone in their (televised) social group is talking shit behind her back and that no one believes a single word that comes out of her mouth and then said (televised) social group is shocked that they weren't invited to her birthday party? I'll never forgive my mom for making me invite Sally to my 6th birthday party after she called me a meanie head on the playground and I told her that we weren't friends anymore because she was the meanie head so I'm kinda pro-no invite. 

 I can't decide which was better/worse?: Dorit's CHA and NEL earrings or Lisa Rinna's squawks and barnyard animal noises when doing trendy yoga. 

Exactly! "What beef does she have with us?" 

Well Kyle told LVP you all think she's a liar and a manipulating bitch. Hmmmm. 🤔

Did Kyle not mention this to them? It seemed like Kyle only told them what Lisa said, not anything she herself said. It would be exactly like Kyle to make herself look like a poor victim that was attacked at Lisa's house and not say any of the things she said in the fight.

That said, it changes nothing. Dorit dumped 2 dogs and didn't even tell her friend about the 2nd until after the fact. I don't even care if LVP leaked an article, but I think it's her staff. They're awful and the fact that they thought the fans would think this was on LVP is nuts to me. They are also all getting TRASHED on twitter and it's delicious. 

[princelina]

2 hours ago, ParadoxLost said:

That seems more likely if she arranged it before the fighting or if LvP's memory was jogged when she saw Denise was there.

But the timeline for arranging the party seems to have been short and Denise invented an excuse for being there.  Why would Denise pretend that she just spontaneously stopped by even if LvP legitimately forgot.

She doesn't want to start Lategate2?  Thanks Denise!

[smores]

4 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

When they said 24 hours later and then the ladies started discussing what happened at LVP's it was all the ladies...and then they panned over to Mr Humungusschlongberg

I was like WTF is he doing there? and then I cracked up

I was watching with my husband who glanced up and said "Oh, there's BigPenisAaron" 

2 hours ago, njbchlover said:

Rinna can't even get her stories straight in her talking head segments.  In one breath, she says that her "pill bag" has become her schtick and a big family joke.  In the next, she says that her sister died of a drug overdose, and she would NEVER joke about something like that.  Both those taking head segments were filmed together, because she is wearing the same outfit in both.

You know what struck me about this? If I had done something like this inadvertently, the words I'd be using were "Oh my gosh, I couldn't believe it! I was mortified! I had no clue about her brother and I'm horrified that I did something so insensitive.  It was accidental, but I feel awful!" Rinna said none of that.

Also, what she said on the show was that she texted LVP and said that she wanted to be clear about it and that LVP replied that she was glad to hear that it wasn't meant another way.  When Rinna was on WWHL, she said that she and LVP talked about it and LVP knew what she meant and it was totally fine, she knew it was a joke and it was good.  That's really not what she said in the episode today, and I'm guessing the answer in the episode is more accurate.

2 hours ago, laffytaffy997 said:

Then they would question why she is pretending nothing is wrong when there’s issues among the them.

Funniest part of the episode was Dorit’s face when she found out Denise was invited to Lisa’s party. 

Dorit looked like a blow up doll when she found that out.

On a random note, did anyone else notice that Rinna forgot to do the back of her hair when she was at the restaurant talking to Teddi? They panned behind Rinna and wow, it was flat. 

46 minutes ago, MrsWitter said:

With Dorit’s logic, PK will be headed for Type 0 Diabetes or, worse yet, Type -2 Diabetes. Dorit really needs to learn how to make a smoothie. I love smoothies and I love spinach, but that smoothie looked disgusting.

Dorit ran away from the blender.  She literally ran out of the kitchen because she couldn't figure out how to work a blender, instead of just unplugging it.  I think we all now know how much training the dogs got. 

[renatae]

So, the girls decide to throw a party for Denise that just happens to coincide with Lisa's birthday, to which they know Denise has gone. Great way to mine Denise for info and try to influence her.

They don't manage to actually celebrate Denise's marriage until after grilling her about Lisa. They are so sincere.

But, seriously? I must have entered another dimension. Dorit cannot possibly understand why Lisa is upset with her, or any of them! Rinna is a complete blank and apparently has amnesia wondering what could be wrong between her and Lisa. She doesn't have a beef with her! Of course she's not uttered a word against Lisa, and she's sure there can be no issue about the cupcakes. I think she's disappointed that Lisa didn't make any sort of an issue about it.

Teddi's eyes narrow when she learns there was no discussion of the issue and, probably more to the point, that Denise didn't take Lisa to task. Guess Denise either didn't get the memo, or decided she wasn't going to do Teddi's dirty work. Apparently Kyle going in on her with guns blazing wasn't enough.

It's interesting that Teddi and apparently the others think that Camille's joking around about Lisa's teeth is farther beyond the pale than their own nastiness.

Mohamed Hadid, who was rumored to have cut Lisa off because of yet another supposed treachery, makes a sweet appearance at her party.

I surely don't want to hear any arguments about politics, especially not with Rinna and her know it all attitude holding forth.

[MrsWitter]

I don’t know if this has ever been posted before (first time I’ve seen it), but here’s Dorit’s high school yearbook quote from 1994 (as reported by Radar, so obvi LVP had someone “manipulate” the image). I hope she doesn’t get another season, but, if she does, this should be her tagline:

Edited April 10, 2019 by MrsWitter

[hoodooznoodooz]

What were Kyle and Mauricio eating? Cheese shredded like spaghetti with shaved truffles?

D’oh!rit’s talking head with the Disney princess hair, and fluorescent coral prom dress over black fishnet tank. What the what. 

Rinna laughs at anything.

PK ate all that junk at one breakfast. He and his mom don’t eat vegetables.

D’oh!rit is trying to help PK eat more healthfully.

Jagger: What’s that? 

D’oh!rit: It’s dill. You can take it off.

[Reality police]

19 minutes ago, smores said:

I was watching with my husband who glanced up and said "Oh, there's BigPenisAaron" 

You know what struck me about this? If I had done something like this inadvertently, the words I'd be using were "Oh my gosh, I couldn't believe it! I was mortified! I had no clue about her brother and I'm horrified that I did something so insensitive.  It was accidental, but I feel awful!" Rinna said none of that.

Also, what she said on the show was that she texted LVP and said that she wanted to be clear about it and that LVP replied that she was glad to hear that it wasn't meant another way.  When Rinna was on WWHL, she said that she and LVP talked about it and LVP knew what she meant and it was totally fine, she knew it was a joke and it was good.  That's really not what she said in the episode today, and I'm guessing the answer in the episode is more accurate.

Dorit looked like a blow up doll when she found that out.

On a random note, did anyone else notice that Rinna forgot to do the back of her hair when she was at the restaurant talking to Teddi? They panned behind Rinna and wow, it was flat. 

Dorit ran away from the blender.  She literally ran out of the kitchen because she couldn't figure out how to work a blender, instead of just unplugging it.  I think we all now know how much training the dogs got. 

Why yes, yes I did. Apparently no glam squad for Lisa.

[Reality police]

2 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

What were Kyle and Mauricio eating? Cheese shredded like spaghetti with shaved truffles?

D’oh!rit’s talking head with the Disney princess hair, and fluorescent coral prom dress over black fishnet tank. What the what. 

Rinna laughs at anything.

PK ate all that junk at one breakfast. He and his mom don’t eat vegetables.

D’oh!rit is trying to help PK eat more healthfully.

Jagger: What’s that? 

D’oh!rit: It’s dill. You can take it off.

It's pasta that is set on fire in the cheese wheel that then melts and makes a great sauce. 

I just can't handle Dorit anymore. Now using diabetes to distract us from the lawsuits! 

[MrsWitter]

4 minutes ago, renatae said:

I surely don't want to hear any arguments about politics, especially not with Rinna and her know it all attitude holding forth.

I don’t want to hear any of them discussing contentious political issues. We have all suffered enough. And by “we,” I mean the loyal viewing audience who has put up with puppygate discussion for nine episodes. After all this, we should be rewarded with a loop of Dorit being chased around a pool in the Bahamas, not discussion of Kavanaugh.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Maybe there’s a contest at Bravo for every episode. Whoever can show the most breast without necessitating pixelating wins an extra $50K.

[HunterHunted]

2 hours ago, izabella said:

It was mean.  That was mean, nasty Camille from Season 1 coming out.  She must be feeling like her old self again.

Camille has wisely resisted coming back as a full timer because I think she and Howard Bragman realize what a Malibu Cuntkin she can be when we see her more frequently.

If you look at the episode threads for season 5, nearly every comment called Kim a manipulative self-absorbed user and asshole. Now when Kim's name comes up, it's usually to talk about Kyle not being a great sister. But you look at those season 5 comments. Yeah, we thought Kim was a piece of shit. Familiarity breeds contempt and absence makes the heart grow fonder.

I think Camille has been feeling herself a little bit. She doesn't really like Dorit who is a fraud. She has seen Kyle and LVP tearing each other to shreds. Rinna and Erika are trying to make their plays for HBiC, but I think Camille is savvy enough to know that neither is likeable enough get, keep, or defend the lead position. Teddi is boring and too new. Denise doesn't want it and is chill. I think Camille thinks she can step into the center by being a little bit of a bitch to everyone. 

[Delete]

 Mauricio was wearing an Agency pin during his romantic dinner date with Vyle. Isn't that AH-MAZING? Slippery slime bucket. I hope they lose everything. Fraudster. 

Rinna's gotta go. I can't watch another season of Anus lips. The bitch certainly knew what she was doing by sending the pill popping cupcake birthday greeting. She's disgusting, and I didn't need to see her cootchie crack during the upside down circus swing act. Put on some panties.

Dorit. The surprised blow up doll look isn't working hunny. You're trash. A low-lying PigK sucking gold-plated digger. Actually, not even gold-plated. More like gold foil digger. 

Camille’s teef aren't that great. They look like over-sized dentures. Stay in your lane, Camille. 

Denise is alright. However, I'm not sure if cameras are gonna keep her kid in the house. She's got half of Charlie's genes after all. 

I can't wait to see Lisa's finished kitchen. I love an all white kitchen myself. Ken looked so giddy when the shirtless boys came out with the birthday cake. Y'all see that? It was kind of cute. I also loved seeing him helping Giggy eat. It's moments like that I enjoy about the show, but unfortunately they are few and far between. 

Edited April 10, 2019 by Barbara Please

[MrsWitter]

One positive from this episode: I did love Max and Pandora showing concern for LVP at her party. Max particularly warmed my heart when he said, “I heard you’ve been having trouble with your friends... If you need anything, I’m here for you, Mom.” It was very sweet and seemed completely genuine. 

[smores]

I just happened to go to Teddi's twitter, to see what she had to say, and Miss Accountability is being called out for not being accountable about who actually wrote the sayings she is using to plug her business.  Also, her blog seems to hold Camille's feet to the fire, but Rinna? Oh, she totally is innocent and meant NO harm and Teddi is SO glad she got a chance to explain!

[renatae]

1 hour ago, Reality police said:

WOW! I had to back and watch again. Still cannot fathom the levels of delusion these women have. I hate to see Dorit come on the screen. The fact that she is breathing annoys me. The faces on these girls when LVP is mentioned is Nene worthy. Give me an hour of LVP and her home, critters, husband, horse, restaurants and anything else she does during the day. It has to be better than the harpies. 

I think Big Daddy said it all. 

You gif is so wonderfully apropos! Mendacity abounds!

[Natasha]

Quick observation, Dorit always dresses like she walked out of a low budget 80's Sci-Fi movie. Not exactly something you see on the pages of Vogue. 

Dorit dumped the dog at a kill shelter and none of these catty women are addressing the issue. Would these harpies still stand behind Dorit if the dog was euthanized? Nothing LVP is accused comes close to Dorit breaching her contract. Nice way to avoid the $5,000 fine LVP should've slapped her with. Grifters PK and Dorit are masters at diversion.

I also don't want to watch a program where women pile on one individual. Bad look for the image of women in general. The women saw a crack in Lisa's cool demeanor and attacked when she was most vulnerable after losing her brother. Not a show I want to watch again. Without Lisa, I wonder who these women will cannibalize next?

After 17 years of friendship, Kyle should have a better accuse than Lisa lied. If a friend, she could have approached her off camera rather than a confrontation in Lisa's home while being filmed. Lisa picked on Kyle, but ALWAYS defended her even through issues with Kim. Kyle and Faye Resnick are better suited as friends. 

The only franchise worth watching is NY. Countess de Lesseps being arrested threatening to kill the cop ...Romona never changes from season to season ...Sonya and Grey Gardens pushing toaster ovens ...and love or hate Bethenny she has the best one liners of any franchise.  They tend to be more real and less Hollywood has-been  actress looking for their last hurrah! 

Edited April 10, 2019 by Natasha

[film noire]

5 hours ago, Jel said:

Their concept of friendship is fucked. 

To quote Erika Jayne's Chicken Soup for the Cunty Soul:  That's not friendship, it's bullshit.

5 hours ago, nexxie said:

Denise came even though she had plans, and waited being stood up - what else can LVP get her to do?

...jesus, do I have a list! 

1) Tell Rinna that saying Never over and over, her face fluttering through every duplicitous micro-expression I memorized watching Lie to Me (in between imagining a life with Tim Roth in a castle in Scotland) is precisely the thing to make me believe she knew exactly what she was doing with that pill-covered cupcake photo.

2) Tell Dorit her husband has 300K diabetes (comes from living the sweet life on somebody else's dime).

3) Tell Kyle that her mother was an emotional pimp, her sister an addict - and her husband a thief stealing from a nation with a 78 percent poverty rate  - but even with all that, in comparison, Kyle is still the worst. You a winnah, baby!

4)Tell Teddi watching her eat tonight -- head down, focused only on the chow, hands working like saws on timber - reminded me of all the GIFS of dogs eating with human hands, except the dogs are empathetic, charming, and have better manners.

5) Tell Camille  (quote me, please, Denise): You bitch, I fell for it. And I never (x100, Rinna style) fall for it. I praised you - ON THIS VERY BOARD, MADAM! - but now I know you're still a nasty bitch with a mean-girl mouth (oh, and if we're talking about teeth?  Lady, go look in the mirror. Cuz if you bought those chompers o'yours?  Robbed.)

eta @Barbara Please  - great minds ; )

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@langford peel 

Enjoy your meme while you can.

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A thing of beauty, sir!

Edited April 10, 2019 by film noire

[Coffeewinewater]

I was mostly, bored with this episode.  The only thing I was fascinated by was Kyle's hairline at dinner with Mauricio. Wtf is going on there?

I thought, Erika wasn't on this episode.  I guessing she was in the part I fast forwarded through. I didn't need to see more housewives hanging upside down spread eagle. 

Dorito and PK🙄

I'm confused, was Denise invited for a drink with LisaV or to her Birthday party? (Hey,I'm trying to find things interesting) 

Edited April 10, 2019 by Coffeewinewater

[oakville]

7 hours ago, goofygirl said:

Oy! What a shitshow.  So, without LVP, we'll be entertained with Rinna squealing upside down doing some weirdo yoga. We'll have Kyle  & Teddi and the hat parade. We'll have Dorito and the magical mystery tour of Diabetes Type 47. Uh.. We'll have Denise's new hubs GINORMOUS penis, and Camille's editorials on periodontics. WOW! Oh, crap! I forgot! Erika Jayne and Mikey and the "Cool Kids"  pattin' the puss and generally being that hideous name on her necklace. Great.  Time to watch that Little People Family! At least they're interesting.

It would be a big mistake to get rid of LVP.

[SweetieDarling]

7 hours ago, MrsWitter said:

With Dorit’s logic, PK will be headed for Type 0 Diabetes or, worse yet, Type -2 Diabetes. Dorit really needs to learn how to make a smoothie. I love smoothies and I love spinach, but that smoothie looked disgusting.

Great little Bravo wink with Dorit saying PK hates vegetables partly because his Mom did and then flash to their child complaining about dill (before he even tries it). Then PK says he doesn’t like dill either, but loves his ranch dressing. Does ranch often have dill in it or am I imagining that? 

Teddi’s face at dinner was scary. Maybe it was just editing, but she looked like she wanted to kill Denise for meeting up with LVP.

I saw that too! It was like she was thinking "How DARE you remain neutral!"

[Kiki777]

6 hours ago, Reality police said:

It's pasta that is set on fire in the cheese wheel that then melts and makes a great sauce. 

I just can't handle Dorit anymore. Now using diabetes to distract us from the lawsuits! 

That pasta looked so good - too much truffle, though.  That was ridiculous.  Just because something is expensive, doesn't make it good.

I saw Lisa on WWHL last night - she won a Kyle vs Lisa poll but I would have preferred a Dorit vs. Lisa poll.  Dorit needs to be called out everywhere she goes, on the puppy-dumping, fake wealth, fake accent, fake boobs, you name it.  And now she is spreading fake medical information about diabetes which I'm sure will get some patients worried.

[SweetieDarling]

9 hours ago, njbchlover said:

Rinna can't even get her stories straight in her talking head segments.  In one breath, she says that her "pill bag" has become her schtick and a big family joke.  In the next, she says that her sister died of a drug overdose, and she would NEVER joke about something like that.  Both those taking head segments were filmed together, because she is wearing the same outfit in both.

And, because she is someone who doesn't joke about pills or things like that, she sends a "joke" tweet photo to LVP for her birthday, with pills on a cupcake.  She wears leggings with pills printed all over them to an event that she thought LVP would be attending.

She makes jokes about this stuff all the time -  she's such a fucking hypocrite - she talks out of her mouth and her ass at the same time.

Was I the only one laughing in disgust at her and her "soap opera face" trying to squeeze out a dramatic single tear when she said that in her talking head? You don't fool anyone Rinna. You're not a good actress.

[esco1822]

Sorry guys, I would have written sooner but my eyes have been bleeding since being forced to see (and never unsee) Rinna’s cameltoe whilst doing aerial yoga.