S09.E09: A Wolf In Camille’s Clothing

[KungFuBunny]

As Lisa Vanderpump’s birthday approaches, she and Kyle deal with raw emotions in the aftermath of their falling out; Denise is caught between her loyalty to the group and her friendship with Lisa Vanderpump; Lisa Rinna and Teddi discuss a tweet.

Airs 4/09/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[langford peel]

If this is the tweet with the pills 💊 on the cupcake it should be the final nail in the coffin for both Ronna and Teddi

[Kiki777]

The title of this episode worries me.  Is this the end of sensible, fun-bitch Camille and the return of season 1, women-are-jealous-of-me toxic Camille?

[lunastartron]

2 hours ago, Kiki777 said:

The title of this episode worries me.  Is this the end of sensible, fun-bitch Camille and the return of season 1, women-are-jealous-of-me toxic Camille?

I’d hazard a guess that the title and quote from which it derives likely have more to do with Camille’s “treachery” in characterizing Dorit accurately and declining to join the LVP pile-on. 

[AnnA]

11 minutes ago, lunastartron said:

I’d hazard a guess that the title and quote from which it derives likely have more to do with Camille’s “treachery” in characterizing Dorit accurately and declining to join the LVP pile-on. 

I hope you're right.  

I'm very close to giving up on this show.  

[Kiki777]

45 minutes ago, lunastartron said:

I’d hazard a guess that the title and quote from which it derives likely have more to do with Camille’s “treachery” in characterizing Dorit accurately and declining to join the LVP pile-on. 

I hope so.  She's one of the few cast members left who sees through Dorit's 'victim-act' deflection.  Ooh I hope she also says something to Dorit's face about her and Puke Kay's sketchy financial issues.

[Mindthinkr]

3 hours ago, Kiki777 said:

I hope so.  She's one of the few cast members left who sees through Dorit's 'victim-act' deflection.  Ooh I hope she also says something to Dorit's face about her and Puke Kay's sketchy financial issues.

One can hope. 

[SCS]

6 hours ago, Kiki777 said:

The title of this episode worries me.  Is this the end of sensible, fun-bitch Camille and the return of season 1, women-are-jealous-of-me toxic Camille?

I wouldn't mind -- I think S1 Camille =  the realCamilledeal,

[langford peel]

Ken Todd sat in the warmth of the sun and put his back and dozed. He was at peace. He casually thought of the days when he ran with his friends Mick and Keith and all the rest of his mates from the old days. They were all old codgers now. Mick was going to New York for a heart operation. The Mods and the Rockers were all getting old.

This reality TV nonsense was also getting old. His beautiful wife was once again being abused by a bunch of silly cows who wouldn't have made the cut in one of his clubs back in the old days. They would have been on the other side of the velvet rope begging to gain entrance but they just weren't pretty enough or smart enough or worth his time. Then or now.

Let them post their silly posts and have their stupid games. Especially that viper Kyle. The false friend. The snake. Finally his wife has realized just how horrible she really was just as her own family had done when they ostracized her and cast her out.

So go on with your stupid meme.

Why not go stand in front of your sister’s houses. The sisters who do not talk to you. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the homes of your nieces and nephews who would not invite you to their weddings. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the shuttered and derelict boutiques that you tried to promote on the show and are now just a bundle of lawsuits and debts. GET OUT KYLE!!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the studio that canceled your vanity project where you tried to exploit the sad history of your dysfunctional family of grifters and whores who never saw a dick they wouldn't suck to get ahead.  GET OUT KYLE!!!

Why not go stand in front of the federal courthouse where your sleazy husband has to answer for his latest real estate swindle. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Enjoy your meme while you can. Ken was going to rest a little longer. Then he was going to freshen up and take one of his beloved pets under his arm. He would take the Rolls today. Or maybe the Bentley. He was meeting the love of his life. That saucy minx who he first met all those years ago. The hostess who captivated him with her beauty and wit. His partner. His love. His life. His English Rose. She was meeting him at their latest successful restaurant Tom Tom. No the second to the latest as they were flying out to Vegas to check on their latest triumph in Caesars over the weekend. They would leave these silly cows and their nonsense behind as though it never happened.

Life is good.

GET OUT KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reality police]

1 hour ago, langford peel said:

Ken Todd sat in the warmth of the sun and put his back and dozed. He was at peace. He casually thought of the days when he ran with his friends Mick and Keith and all the rest of his mates from the old days. They were all old codgers now. Mick was going to New York for a heart operation. The Mods and the Rockers were all getting old.

This reality TV nonsense was also getting old. His beautiful wife was once again being abused by a bunch of silly cows who wouldn't have made the cut in one of his clubs back in the old days. They would have been on the other side of the velvet rope begging to gain entrance but they just weren't pretty enough or smart enough or worth his time. Then or now.

Let them post their silly posts and have their stupid games. Especially that viper Kyle. The false friend. The snake. Finally his wife has realized just how horrible she really was just as her own family had done when they ostracized her and cast her out.

So go on with your stupid meme.

Why not go stand in front of your sister’s houses. The sisters who do not talk to you. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the homes of your nieces and nephews who would not invite you to their weddings. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the shuttered and derelict boutiques that you tried to promote on the show and are now just a bundle of lawsuits and debts. GET OUT KYLE!!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the studio that canceled your vanity project where you tried to exploit the sad history of your dysfunctional family of grifters and whores who never saw a dick they wouldn't suck to get ahead.  GET OUT KYLE!!!

Why not go stand in front of the federal courthouse where your sleazy husband has to answer for his latest real estate swindle. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Enjoy your meme while you can. Ken was going to rest a little longer. Then he was going to freshen up and take one of his beloved pets under his arm. He would take the Rolls today. Or maybe the Bentley. He was meeting the love of his life. That saucy minx who he first met all those years ago. The hostess who captivated him with her beauty and wit. His partner. His love. His life. His English Rose. She was meeting him at their latest successful restaurant Tom Tom. No the second to the latest as they were flying out to Vegas to check on their latest triumph in Caesars over the weekend. They would leave these silly cows and their nonsense behind as though it never happened.

Life is good.

GET OUT KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Outstanding!

[MrsWitter]

10 hours ago, Kiki777 said:

I hope so.  She's one of the few cast members left who sees through Dorit's 'victim-act' deflection.  Ooh I hope she also says something to Dorit's face about her and Puke Kay's sketchy financial issues.

I actually think more of them see through Dorit’s act (certainly Rinna), but they don’t care because they want to take down LVP. Dorit is just the vehicle. I agree, though, I am HERE for a potential vintage Camille smackdown.

[nexxie]

On 4/5/2019 at 9:33 AM, KungFuBunny said:

As Lisa Vanderpump’s birthday approaches, she and Kyle deal with raw emotions in the aftermath of their falling out; Denise is caught between her loyalty to the group and her friendship with Lisa Vanderpump; Lisa Rinna and Teddi discuss a tweet.

Airs 4/09/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

I hope Kyle and LVP “deal with raw emotions” without meeting up to hash it out - Kyle’s fucked up family background always sets her up to be apologetic toward the abusers in her life.

[BluBrd47]

20 hours ago, MrsWitter said:

I actually think more of them see through Dorit’s act (certainly Rinna), but they don’t care because they want to take down LVP. Dorit is just the vehicle. I agree, though, I am HERE for a potential vintage Camille smackdown.

“Dorit, you’ve got to get honest. Because that is NOT COOL!!”

Edited April 10, 2019 by BluBrd47

[AnnA]

20 hours ago, langford peel said:

Ken Todd sat in the warmth of the sun and put his back and dozed. He was at peace. He casually thought of the days when he ran with his friends Mick and Keith and all the rest of his mates from the old days. They were all old codgers now. Mick was going to New York for a heart operation. The Mods and the Rockers were all getting old.

This reality TV nonsense was also getting old. His beautiful wife was once again being abused by a bunch of silly cows who wouldn't have made the cut in one of his clubs back in the old days. They would have been on the other side of the velvet rope begging to gain entrance but they just weren't pretty enough or smart enough or worth his time. Then or now.

Let them post their silly posts and have their stupid games. Especially that viper Kyle. The false friend. The snake. Finally his wife has realized just how horrible she really was just as her own family had done when they ostracized her and cast her out.

So go on with your stupid meme.

Why not go stand in front of your sister’s houses. The sisters who do not talk to you. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the homes of your nieces and nephews who would not invite you to their weddings. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the shuttered and derelict boutiques that you tried to promote on the show and are now just a bundle of lawsuits and debts. GET OUT KYLE!!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the studio that canceled your vanity project where you tried to exploit the sad history of your dysfunctional family of grifters and whores who never saw a dick they wouldn't suck to get ahead.  GET OUT KYLE!!!

Why not go stand in front of the federal courthouse where your sleazy husband has to answer for his latest real estate swindle. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Enjoy your meme while you can. Ken was going to rest a little longer. Then he was going to freshen up and take one of his beloved pets under his arm. He would take the Rolls today. Or maybe the Bentley. He was meeting the love of his life. That saucy minx who he first met all those years ago. The hostess who captivated him with her beauty and wit. His partner. His love. His life. His English Rose. She was meeting him at their latest successful restaurant Tom Tom. No the second to the latest as they were flying out to Vegas to check on their latest triumph in Caesars over the weekend. They would leave these silly cows and their nonsense behind as though it never happened.

Life is good.

GET OUT KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

You win the internet today!

[Rosiejuliemom]

21 hours ago, langford peel said:

Ken Todd sat in the warmth of the sun and put his back and dozed. He was at peace. He casually thought of the days when he ran with his friends Mick and Keith and all the rest of his mates from the old days. They were all old codgers now. Mick was going to New York for a heart operation. The Mods and the Rockers were all getting old.

This reality TV nonsense was also getting old. His beautiful wife was once again being abused by a bunch of silly cows who wouldn't have made the cut in one of his clubs back in the old days. They would have been on the other side of the velvet rope begging to gain entrance but they just weren't pretty enough or smart enough or worth his time. Then or now.

Let them post their silly posts and have their stupid games. Especially that viper Kyle. The false friend. The snake. Finally his wife has realized just how horrible she really was just as her own family had done when they ostracized her and cast her out.

So go on with your stupid meme.

Why not go stand in front of your sister’s houses. The sisters who do not talk to you. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the homes of your nieces and nephews who would not invite you to their weddings. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the shuttered and derelict boutiques that you tried to promote on the show and are now just a bundle of lawsuits and debts. GET OUT KYLE!!!!!

Why not go stand in front of the studio that canceled your vanity project where you tried to exploit the sad history of your dysfunctional family of grifters and whores who never saw a dick they wouldn't suck to get ahead.  GET OUT KYLE!!!

Why not go stand in front of the federal courthouse where your sleazy husband has to answer for his latest real estate swindle. GET OUT KYLE!!!!

Enjoy your meme while you can. Ken was going to rest a little longer. Then he was going to freshen up and take one of his beloved pets under his arm. He would take the Rolls today. Or maybe the Bentley. He was meeting the love of his life. That saucy minx who he first met all those years ago. The hostess who captivated him with her beauty and wit. His partner. His love. His life. His English Rose. She was meeting him at their latest successful restaurant Tom Tom. No the second to the latest as they were flying out to Vegas to check on their latest triumph in Caesars over the weekend. They would leave these silly cows and their nonsense behind as though it never happened.

Life is good.

GET OUT KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRA-FUCKING-VO!

[goofygirl]

Seriously. AWESOME POST  LANGFORD PEEL!!!!!

Edited April 10, 2019 by goofygirl
Gotta give props!

[bosawks]

Spending the first five minutes rehashing the last five minutes of the previous week’s episode seems like tacit acknowledgement from production that the season is crap.

Edited April 10, 2019 by bosawks

[KungFuBunny]

When they said 24 hours later and then the ladies started discussing what happened at LVP's it was all the ladies...and then they panned over to Mr Humungusschlongberg

I was like WTF is he doing there? and then I cracked up

[Straycat80]

I wish I could get a new kitchen remodel every time I got in a fight with a friend. Love the white cabinets and white and gray countertop. 

Edited April 10, 2019 by Straycat80

[rideashire]

Only Lisa could say someone argued with her in the kitchen and gave the room bad vibes, so now she has to replace the whole thing, and be serious about it.

[nexxie]

Well, I agree with LPV that Kyle should detest her.

[Keywestclubkid]

This is now becoming a chore to watch can we please move on to ANYTHING else 

[whydoievencare]

Kyle says "even if they did me wrong"... how did Lisa V and Ken do her wrong?  She was the one who came into their house, guns blazing and accusing her friend of wrongdoing.  Kyle is delusional.

[Keywestclubkid]

Ugh please never do a montage of PK eating ever again. 

[bosawks]

I mean, if I really put my mind to it I could possibly care less about this Lisa/Kyle fight.

But it would really take some work.

[TexasGal]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Ugh please never do a montage of PK eating ever again. 

Not enough eye bleach in the world...

[whydoievencare]

Can Rinna do anything without shrieking?  

[FairyDusted]

I tapped out. I'll keep up with your witty highlights though!  The fun and glamour is no more.

[KungFuBunny]

I don't understand why the Parboiled Ham wasn't eating out of a trough

Dorit: If I can't swallow it, I won't be able to convince PK to

I guess it must be pretty gross then as Dorit swallows PK...ba dum dum

[Steph J]

2 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

Can Rinna do anything without shrieking?  

What would be the point of doing something if she couldn't draw people's attention to it/her?

I'm kind of loving Denise. For someone who's been in Hollywood for so long she seems pretty down to earth and aware of how ridiculous a lot of it all is.

[FlyingEgret]

At least we know Erika won't be trying to copy Pink's acrobatic concert routine any time soon...

[TexasGal]

Jeebus, blood sugar at 318.  

Erika joking about being wrapped up in that thing was one of the rare times she’s made me laugh.

[bosawks]

I’m with Aaron (huh?), you need to stay out of this shit show Denise.

Does it make me a bad person that I want to send PK a slice of deep fried cheesecake wrapped in bacon?

[Bronzedog]

Is PigK's diabetes being brought up now to garner sympathy for these grifters?

[FlyingEgret]

2 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I’m with Aaron (huh?), you need to stay out of this shit show Denise.

Does it make me a bad person that I want to send PK a slice of deep fried cheesecake wrapped in bacon?

Just a slice?

[Straycat80]

Dorito thinks she did nothing wrong. Her wigs are too tight and causing brain malfunctioning. 

[Steph J]

"I haven't done anything wrong."

You threw away a rescue dog Dorit.  That's what started all of this.

[whydoievencare]

PK's had diabetes  since Dorit  met him and only NOW is it becoming a storyline for them?  Dorit probably thinks this will elicit some sympathy for them.  And the Kemsley's have no idea why Lisa V hasn't invited them to her birthday party.  Really?  And Dorit is still playing the victim. 

[nexxie]

How long before LVP taps Denise for some special task - can’t let the grooming go to waste. But it looks like Denise might be careful.

Edit: There it is, an invite to her birthday that the others didn’t get. Divide and conquer?

Edited April 10, 2019 by nexxie

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I’m with Aaron (huh?), you need to stay out of this shit show Denise.

Does it make me a bad person that I want to send PK a slice of deep fried cheesecake wrapped in bacon?

I'll send a barrel sized chocolate shake for him to wash it down

[bosawks]

14 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Just a slice?

I’m a bitch not a murderer.

At least not with witnesses.....

These jerks are ruining my summer drink.

Stop with the Aperol spritz!

Edited April 10, 2019 by bosawks

[tranquilidade]

Dorit is an idiot, type 2 doesn’t turn into type 1 they are different disorders and in fact many doctors view type 2 as a worse disease as it can be difficult to treat. Laughing off 318 BG levels is rather stupid considering the damage this can cause. These people make me sick.

[whydoievencare]

I don't think Denise is going to be as neutral as she seemed to be.  Kind of disappointing.  I hope I'm proven wrong.

Edited April 10, 2019 by whydoievencare

[KungFuBunny]

For LVP's birthday, Denise takes her to the mall so she could pick out her own gift, and there was a small incident while there

[JD5166]

Nice basket balls, Dorit. Jesus. 

Lisa Rinna would NEVER ever joke about that...EVER. Don’t you believe her? Best acting I’ve seen her do yet, except that movie with Harry Hamlin where he was her sex addict husband....😒

[Keywestclubkid]

you invite Denise but not Camille? why would you invite Denise at all it makes no sense 

Edited April 10, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[Steph J]

C'mon Rinna.  Dorit is invited because the wedding is happening on the show.  The end.

[Straycat80]

Well,  Camille is right about Dorito being fake. There are two big fake bowling ball boobs on her chest. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I dont want to drag u into this I really dont but thats why I asked only you out of everyone to this party and thats why I asked knowing what you were doing after this for you to stay.... you are a shady shady bitch Lisa lol 

[bosawks]

If Denise could’ve managed to casually sprint out of there like Usain Bolt she would’ve.

At least she didn’t hip check anyone on the way out.

Edited April 10, 2019 by bosawks