Chris and Amy

[all4mom2]

11 minutes ago, Teriacky said:

I don’t understand how Amy’s face can look so dirty. What is causing this? Her “friends” are in the same age group and none of them have dirty looking faces..

It could be sun damage or possibly melasma, although that usually affects darker complected women.  Or she might not wash it very often; after all, it's Amy.  This recipe calls for a cup of skin cells as she scrapes the batter off her hands and into the bowl!  In fairness, Lisa looks like she wears a ton of heavy makeup every day.

I prefer Amy's approach, warts and all.

[Teri313]

I'm at 4:49 and she's still rambling on and hasn't start making these brownies yet, but she just goes, "Oh and Chris doesn't like peanut butter ... blahblahblah ... but I do, so ... I might make him a small little batch of just chocolate peanut butter" - what? Who edits these videos?

[DonnaMae]

5 minutes ago, Teri313 said:

Who edits these videos?

I think it's pretty obvious that no one edits them.  They are a disaster.

[floridamom]

Do you what my favorite part of this brownie video was? I laughed out loud at the end when Amy went off camera to find a utensil to cut into the pan with....the sound of the utensils in the drawer being roughed around was something else....she did it twice! Rustle...rustle....rustle.. Classic Amy. She was so unprepared for this recipe more so than usual.

"Ghirardelli"...wow, I can't even try to mess this word up like she did.

[all4mom2]

Trying to cut it with a rubber spatula; too many comic moments to enumerate!

[DonnaMae]

She's constantly using the wrong tools, such as a fork to stir instead of a wooden spoon or a whisk.  Then she scrapes the batter out of the bowl with a skinny metal spatula instead of a rubber spatula.  It's not like she doesn't have the right tools; it's just that she doesn't seem to know when and how to use them.

[BradandJanet]

On 8/22/2021 at 2:08 PM, all4mom2 said:

The dark circles under her eyes are a nice touch, too.  Maybe a rest cure instead of yet another "pre-girlfriend bachorlette" outing?

I'm not sure why she's having all these trips and parties, except for filming. It's not like she's saying goodbye to her exciting life as a young, carefree single. 

[LucyEth]

I just read this and thought about Amy's big over the top wedding. Actress Anna Farris just eloped and said this when asked why “with a little bit of age, you don’t need the whole thing.”  Amy has a lot of age!

[Absolom]

Maybe some day we'll get an explanation for the trips and parties.  It does seem excessive celebration of the last single days for someone as excited to get married as Amy appears to me.  

[Boston]

4 hours ago, all4mom2 said:

It was still pretty "freestyle" if you pay attention to the measurements -- or try to.

So I cook (pretty good, if i do say so myself).  But I don't bake - I know my limitations (the measuring.. ugh).. so Amy, KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS 

[LucyEth]

53 minutes ago, Boston said:

So I cook (pretty good, if i do say so myself).  But I don't bake - I know my limitations (the measuring.. ugh).. so Amy, KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS 

Yes, I bake and don't cook!

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Wait, Amy is getting married?

 

 

 

I kid, although I wonder how many hookers Chris had over while she was at the beach

[nosedive]

3 hours ago, floridamom said:

"Ghirardelli"...wow, I can't even try to mess this word up like she did.

Hey Amy, pick me up pastrami on rye at Gilla Ardi Deli.  Hold the mayo.    

It baffles the mind that this woman could be on television for what, ten years, and has never been corrected in her pronunciation of the word frustrated.  How hard is it to throw in an r after the f?  Does she say fied chicken?  Beans and fankfurts?  Fiday fish fy?  

It would help her, and her audience, if she posted the recipe on an easel or computer screen in her sight line that she could glance at, so she's not constantly picking up paper from the counter and searching for the measurements.  

And it would also help if she watched some successful cooking shows and discovered that the audience doesn't sit through all the stirring, beating, etc. They cut away. I didn't watch the video to the end, but does the audience sit through the fully baking time until it's done?  

Also, why in the world, if it's a new or experimental recipe, wouldn't she do a dry run first, before recording it?   

Super pet peeve of mine: placing utensils on the countertop.  Unless that countertop has been thoroughly disinfected and then, the disinfectant washed off, every utensil she lays down is at risk for picking up whatever bacteria or chemical might be on the countertop, then she places the utensil, and the bacteria or chemical, back into the batter.  So simple and much safer to designate a clean plate to hold the utensils.  

I will be declining any invitations from Amy to dine at her home.  

 

[DonnaMae]

7 minutes ago, nosedive said:

I will be declining any invitations from Amy to dine at her home.  

 

We're lucky we don't have that option.

[all4mom2]

24 minutes ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I wonder how many hookers Chris had over while she was at the beach

For old times' sake!

[Ms.Lulu]

In case someone else hasn't shared it, here's a nice photo of Amy:

[chenoa333]

39 minutes ago, PDXlulu said:

In case someone else hasn't shared it, here's a nice photo of Amy:

True. Not a bad pic. She most likely wasn't the photographer. But why is she so pink? Like a newborn hamster.

[Jeanne222]

8 hours ago, PDXlulu said:

In case someone else hasn't shared it, here's a nice photo of Amy:

That's probably one where she uses her sweet little voice and asks you to buy her fudge and junk from Amy's Little Kitchen store!  Uggg

[Jeanne222]

So I was thinking...after all this hoop de loo!  Wouldn't it be something if Chris jumps on his motorcycle and doesn't show up for Amy's Little Wedding!

Heck that could be a whole nother season!!

[all4mom2]

11 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

True. Not a bad pic. She most likely wasn't the photographer. But why is she so pink? Like a newborn hamster.

Professional photog for her LK business, taken by a professional and photoshopped.  Not that that's a bad thing!

"Newborn hamster." Bwahahahaaaa!!

[AZChristian]

24 minutes ago, all4mom2 said:

Professional photog for her LK business, taken by a professional and photoshopped.  Not that that's a bad thing!

"One more shot, please, Amy.  Don't smile so much that your gums are showing this time."

[Teri313]

5 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

"One more shot, please, Amy.  Don't smile so much that your gums are showing this time."

"And stop stepping forward every time I step back..."

She loves her closeups!

Edited August 24, 2021 by Teri313

[Irate Panda]

24 minutes ago, Teri313 said:

"And stop stepping forward every time I step back..."

She loves her closeups!

[Teri313]

1 hour ago, Irate Panda said:

Honestly Panda, I can't stop laughing. Perfect!

[Boston]

3 hours ago, all4mom2 said:

Professional photog for her LK business, taken by a professional and photoshopped.  Not that that's a bad thing!

"Newborn hamster." Bwahahahaaaa!!

I almost fell on the floor with "newborn hamster"..LOLLLLLL

[ginger90]

Screenshot from a video:

 

 

 

3 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS94S3tt7A9/

[all4mom2]

At the farm AGAIN?!?

Those girls sure like to get their drink on...

[EllaWycliffe]

I mean, it is the wedding venue and the wedding is Saturday. When are they supposed to prep things.... next week?

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, all4mom2 said:

At the farm AGAIN?!?

Those girls sure like to get their drink on...

Actually it’s not the farm, it’s the Dahlia Festival

[Joan of Argh]

The funniest part was Amy couldn’t spell or pronounce “Dahlia” and called it “Delilah” then she took another video and corrected the spelling and pronunciation… she’s a hoot!

I guess she’s there to get a bunch of wedding flowers 🌸 

[all4mom2]

14 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

The funniest part was Amy couldn’t spell or pronounce “Dahlia” and called it “Delilah” then she took another video and corrected the spelling and pronunciation… she’s a hoot!

I guess she’s there to get a bunch of wedding flowers 🌸 

I thought they were (drinking) at Seaside this past weekend?

She sure packs a lot of fun (and drinks) into two days!

[LucyEth]

Shouldn't she have ordered her wedding flowers already?  I wonder why she isn't using Audrey's mom for the flowers!

[Jeanne222]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Screenshot from a video:

 

 

 

3 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS94S3tt7A9/

She got her teeth whitened.  Improvement #1.  Now step back from the camera Amy!

7 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Shouldn't she have ordered her wedding flowers already?  I wonder why she isn't using Audrey's mom for the flowers!

Probably because Audrey's mother wouldn't give them to Amy for Free!

[stoppro]

27 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Shouldn't she have ordered her wedding flowers already?  I wonder why she isn't using Audrey's mom for the flowers!

That would be like pulling them out of a hornet's nest.Don't forget she doesn't approve of what i don't know.this is the only thing i approve of amy doing.That is not saying much but there is no winning dealing with the Audrey family.

 

21 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

She got her teeth whitened.  Improvement #1.  Now step back from the camera Amy!

Probably because Audrey's mother wouldn't give them to Amy for Free!

Amy is very cheap  and a pig and no class and can't cook and the worst possible choice for any man to marry. might as well put some lipstick on it and send her out.

[DonnaMae]

33 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

She got her teeth whitened.  Improvement #1.  Now step back from the camera Amy!

Where did you read that?  They don't look any better to me.

 

[chenoa333]

She does look like her teeth were whitened. But her face and neck still look like a California road map. 

I wonder if she's going to hike up her wedding gown to have Chris pull off the garter belt to toss? 

[Jeanne222]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Screenshot from a video:

 

 

 

3 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS94S3tt7A9/

This selfie..her teeth look a bit whiter.

[BradandJanet]

3 hours ago, all4mom2 said:

At the farm AGAIN?!?

Those girls sure like to get their drink on...

I hope Amy is able to remember the wedding of the century. It looks as if she and the bride squad have been downing margaritas by the bowlful for the past month. 

[Fostersmom]

11 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

So I was thinking...after all this hoop de loo!  Wouldn't it be something if Chris jumps on his motorcycle and doesn't show up for Amy's Little Wedding!

Heck that could be a whole nother season!!

Hell, that could probably get them a good 3 more seasons. 

 

[iwantcookies]

Runaway groom TLC edition 

[ginger90]

I’m thinking this video may have been posted already 🤷🏼‍♀️
She’s been posting older ones lately.

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS92jWRLMzk/

[all4mom2]

Apparently taking a giant bite of whatever it is right over the serving dish and dropping crumbs in it and then talking with her mouth full, spewing even more crumbs into the serving dish, is de rigueur for Amy...  Do all TV cooks do this?

[stoppro]

14 minutes ago, all4mom2 said:

Apparently taking a giant bite of whatever it is right over the serving dish and dropping crumbs in it and then talking with her mouth full, spewing even more crumbs into the serving dish, is de rigueur for Amy...  Do all TV cooks do this?

All amy tv cook does this and alot worse.Who knows what shitty things she does that we don't see.they must use a firehose to clean the kitchen when she is done.No,Im sorry, they don't clean it at all. then the same diseased ridden food come foaming out.It's too horrible to think about! I must go

[EllaWycliffe]

1 minute ago, stoppro said:

I must go

Don't go, stoppro! Your planet needs you!

[riverblue22]

If I could cook and bake all that fattening stuff, it would probably taste great.  I could bake yummy stuff all day, but then I would want to eat it.  It seems to me the trick is finding recipes that are healthy and delicious.  Take away her sugar and butter and chocolate, what would Amy be left with--oh that's right, garlic!

[iwantcookies]

Garlic brownies on the menu next!

[Fostersmom]

1 minute ago, iwantcookies said:

Garlic brownies on the menu next!

Dusted with paprika!

[SunnyBeBe]

It’s a good thing that Amy went with a wedding venue that’s on private home property.  She might have been under mandate to wear mask for her wedding, even outside!  There are some exceptions.  We’ll see how this pans out.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9924291/Oregon-state-reintroduce-OUTDOOR-face-mask-mandate.html

 

 

Edited August 25, 2021 by SunnyBeBe

[all4mom2]

7 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

It’s a good thing that Amy went with a wedding venue that’s on private home property.  She might have been under mandate to wear mask for her wedding, even outside!  There are some exceptions.  We’ll see how this pans out.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9924291/Oregon-state-reintroduce-OUTDOOR-face-mask-mandate.html

 

 

Well, that would've solved the "dirty face/yellow teeth" problem.

[MissT]

I don't post very often, but read everyone's comments and I appreciate everyone's insight and snark.   I have not watched the show in a long time, as it just got ridiculous.  But, I just can't go on without making a comment on this whole stupid wedding. 

I appreciate that Amy found love again.  Heck, I'm 54 and would like to find another love (but I'm content where I am).   She is acting like a 21 year old girl -- for goodness sake.  She had a beautiful first wedding (from what I've seen) and was married for over 20 years (albeit not always happy years)!!!!   Seriously, I think this whole wedding thing is absolutely ridiculous for someone her age (and his for that matter).   The white gown, the bachelorette parties, etc, -- it's just over the top.   Why not have a small family affair then go travel the world for a few weeks and get out of everyone face.  

Sorry -- I just can't with this family!  They are bunch of non-educated, money grubbing people.  Too many other issues going on in this world to worry about the Roloffs.

Thank you for letting me post!!!!